From actual usenet posts:

"How do evolutionists explain the Caribbean Explosion?"

Some "winners" from 2005:

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I know you think you have fossils that proof stuff, but those fossils
are all fake, they're made out of tar and stuff, this is fact not
theory. They have factories in China mostly making the fossils.


If people came from monkeys, why are there still people?


If the strata layers were true, the missing links would be the
dinosaurs because they came way before other evolutionary stages. But
no, we are finding dinosaur bones left and right. We have over 35
kinds of dinosaurs and we have more than one for each. Is that a
problem. How long have they been digging now?


then perhaps you can explain how A fish crawled out of the sea and
evolved into a mammal with lungs without dying before he evolved. You
scientists make up something to explain all of your theories without
ANY proof. You are fools living a lie. And being as Satan is the
father of lies, he is your master. Turn or Burn boys!


hey, i get so confused when i hear about all this evolution nonsense.
was it once upon a time,lifeless matter came to life. became a mything
link. then a boy.or was it.once upon a time, a lifeless chunk of wood
came to life.became a talking puppet.then a boy. please clear up my
confusion.....yo momma


DS I'm hoping you won't be like the others and we can have a nice
two-way discussion were we each listen to the other persons. As long
as you understand that evolutionists have no proof and just the tail
on an amoeba is proof of intelligent design and that's my view and I
don't really care to read yours.


Evolution? Isn't that what Osama ben Laden believes in? Isn't that
what the Taliban teaches in their madroseos? Nice company you keep,
terrorist.


You have to ask yourself though, why are evolutionists so vile and
disgusting and rude and why are scientists like DR Hovin so polite and
courteous? [What makes this e-mail ironic and worthy of nomination is
that just a few hours after I opened it I received an unsolicited
Instant Message which read in part] "You baby-killers make me sick
with your slime are poeple ***** and your jew teachers telling our
kids they're nothing but monkeys. I know you're all gonna brn in jew
hell but I hope first we round you pigs up and execute you first, s
lowly and painfully.


Most mammals contain DNA similaities because mammals eat other
mammals.


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