Bonding People Together - The Fun and the Agony?

Human beings can quickly bond themselves to each other by simply
sharing the spittle that is produced in their mouths with the people
with whom they wish to bond themselves to.
Husbands and wives, in the cluster families, can bond themsselves to
all of the members in the cluster family group simply by drinking the
fluids of the other people in the group.
For example, every one has an energetic day at the sports club. Well,
before going into the sports and recreatiion area, everyone showers
down, using one or more of Eve Arden's soon to be released health care
and cosmetic products, the soaps and shampoos, and body rubs, oils,
emolients, and lubricants for the skin to keep the bad kritters to a
minimum, and to help promote the good critters we have on our skin,
naturally, as they are living in the cells of our skin tissues, and in
all of our organs and glandualar systems, etc.
These critters excrete toxins that are useful for maintaining good body
health. And of course, inside the excretions of these critters are
other little critters that do the same thing, and then inside their
excretions, are little critters who also do the same thing, and so
forth and so on. Well, it's a long chain of little critters living
inside the excretions of the other, slightly bigger critters, but it is
not a stretch of the imagination to see how this is all possible.
They find an environment that is conducive to their health, and they
thrive in it. As they live in these environments, they excrete their
body fluids, and further little creatures that have found the
environment that is conducive to their health, live and thrive in that
environment. And so it goes, all the way down.
Now, most of these little creatures, if not all of them, are doing
something useful, while they are living in these environments, and they
are assisting the higher parent organizm in some way so as to assist
it, as well. We help the little creatures exist, and they help us to
exist. It goes this way, all the way down. I don't suppose there are
any creatures that are in our bodies that would work against us, as if
there were, we wouldn't be around for very long.
So, as things develope, we have all the helpful creatures in ever nook
and cranny and in every pore and in every gland, and in every spigot
and every faucet of our body. And these little creatures get incredibly
small, and diverse.
Well, so do the bad kritters, or the organisms that work against our
health. They are not there because we have invited them, but they are
there because they found a way in, and they are enjoying eating up our
bodies, and they are working adversely to us.
Our immune systems, when they are working properly, will get rid of
100% of these invading creatures that work adversely to us. But
presently, our immune systems our not working at 100%, but at a very
low capacity, as I've pointed out in an earlier papaer.
Why is this so? Because we have markups in us that determine what our
level of health and fitness should be. It sounds odd that markups would
be something that determine these things, but it is true.
All human beings, from the little Amoebe Children in our bodies and in
every cell of our body, have markups that determine how well they
function. And even my little children, who live inside of all of the
molecules in my universe, they all have markups as well that determine
how well they get along in my universe. They all have ways to improve
their situation, but not by very much. Since they are all human beings,
and they all have free will and a right to decide for themselves what
they would like to do from moment to moment when they are not on the
job, they can sit and pray just like all of us. And they can have just
as much fun as all of us, too.
I'm not kidding when I say this, and they are all doing exactly as I've
been instructing everyone else to do. We aren't the only ones in our
universe who will profer from my religion's religious practice, not by
any means, and as they practice my religion and change their situation,
and as their markups get erase, and the quality of their lives
improves, then they can have a wonderful time living and doing the
things they like to do.
So this is the way it is for all of us. We pray in the way that I've
directed us to pray, and no matter who we are, and on no matter what
level we exist, we can all improve our situation.
Back to the subject. So as soon as Eve Arden and associates get the
formulas for these emollient lotions and creams and oils and rubs, and
vaginal washouts and rectal washouts, and mouth washouts, and throat
gargle formulas, and various other health and nutrition products, and
Eve is not the only person working on this, we have Quaker Oats, and
M&M, and Dupont Redding, and Duncan Hines, and Dole Pineapple, and just
about every known manufacturer of foods, and even some unknowns,
talented people who are off on their own doing something else, well, as
soon as they all get all of the health and beauty care, and nutritional
foods and food supplements, and vitamin formulas, and health tonics,
and new foods, and other products out to us to help us improve our
health, then we can all begin to enjoy a much improved health and
nutritional life, and we can begin to use the formulas for regenerating
our cells, and for rejuvenating our body, that is, making our
regenerated cells as healthy as possible, and full of life and energy,
fit and healthy, so that we will all be able to go out to the tennis
courts, in time, and swat a few back and forth, well, when that
happens, we'll begin to live in a way we never expected we would be
able to, perhaps beginning one day soon.
As these formulas are made more avaiable to the public, and there are
some people who have taken some of my formulas and are experimenting
with them, including myself, people will begin to accept it as a normal
thing that we all should do, to stay healthy and fit for as long as we
live, which I hope will be a long time for everybody.
Of course we can not avoid traffic accidents, and so forth, but even in
that case, you will end up in my Epcot Center, or in my Floater's Park
Avenue Hotel and Sports and Arean Complex, or in one of the complexes,
there are a lot of them, and you'll wait your turn until it is time to
come out, and be born again as a human being, since you are all human
beings and you just have to wait your turn.
Well, I have a question, if you don't mind. I said, along time ago, at
least to myself, that we were not going to erase the memories of the
people who are going to come back and resume life here on this planet.
In other words, for example, a fellow picked at random, Frank Gatsby,
who is a heavy smoker and has emphisemia, a bronchial condition that
makes it hard to breath, and the person loses all of his or her ability
to breath in enough Omeila bugs, and other healthful bugs, such as the
Larkensdale Bug, a carbon animal, or an animal that is make up of in
large parts of molecules of carbon, and is very very tiny, and with all
of his friends, they come in by the boatload and help provide to the
body the neccessary chemicals and energies that they carry with them,
as the energies are absorbed by the bronchial tubes, and as well, while
they are swimming around in our vascular system, and through our
organs, and skin, which is an organ, as well, though most people don't
think of it as such, but as Harry the cabon animal comes sailing in
along with his friends, and he has many similar types of friends that
bring in all kinds of energies and all kinds of positive and negative
and neutral charges, as well as all of the other charges that are
needed for our living, and even some that aren't, such as Iradium 244,
a highly toxic substance, that little Iradium bugs carry in large
quantities in their bodies, and they are invisible, pretty much, too,
or transparent to our focal lenses, at least, they are kind of a
greyish white color with a glimmering, shimmering transparency to them,
well as they and the Omelia bugs, and all of the others come streaming
in, each time Frank Gatsby takes a breath, his ability to absorb the
energies has been severely hindered by his ill state of health. He is
unable to absorb enough of the energies, directly through his bronchial
tubes, and he is unable to absorb enough of the little animals that he
needs swimming around in his body's blood stream, and through his
holes, or viaducts, and passageways, in his body's organs.
Well, because of this, he is on his way out and the light gets dimmer
and dimmer every week or two or three, or maybe every year or two. In
Frank Gatsby's case, it's about every 6 months to 15 months, or 34
months, or 84 months, or longer, depending on what systems we are
talking about, since there are so many, and they are all affected by
his condition, that his life takes a bit of a decline in his body's
health status.
Well we have the fragile systems affected first, and then the less
fragile systems affected next, and so on. But to Frank Gatsby, he just
doesn't feel well, and he knows something is wrong, and as yet, no
doctor has given him a satisfactory answer, even though Doctor William
(Bill) Morgan has tole Frank Gatsby that he is probably feeling the way
he does because it is related to his excessive smoking, and he has
probably got a lung disorder, and that disorder is probably emphisemia.
Well, Frank Gatsby wants a second, and maybe a third, and maybe a
fourth, and so on, opinion, because he just doesn't believe that he
could get emphisemia, though he has heard of it, he just never believed
it was possible, and for the most part, he thought it was just a lot of
baloney that cigarette smoking could cause any illness, since his pop
smoke all his life, and lived a long time, and didn't die of a smoking
related illness, at least as far as Frank Gatsby knows. But the truth
is that Frank Gatsby's dad lived along time because he had the markups
to live a long time, and by the way, he did die of a smoking related
disorder, and it was emphisemia compounded by another bronchial
disorder, hermitits disease, or a weakening of the tissue linning due
to bad kritters in his lungs, that are there because of they are in the
smoke that he inhales every time he takes a puff on his cigarette, and
he had another lung illness, dremelosis frenklets disease, another lung
illness, that was caused by smoking, and the critters who liked to swim
around in the tobaco ink pools in his lungs, those are the pools of
liquids that accumulate in a person's bronchial tubes along with the
tobaco resins that he ingests through his lungs, or at least, seems to
try to ingest, as he is sucking in large amounts of the stuff so as he
can get the benefits of the tobaco smoke, which are not really all that
beneficial, into his body.
Well, anyway, Frank's dad, William Morgan, which was his name before he
changed it to Frank Harold Gatsby the 3rd, and then later changed it to
Harold Rodam Radcliff Gatsby, Rupert Philbert Rodam Radcliff Gatsby
Dillinger Harrington, then to, well, he finally ended up with a name
out of all his fictitious or made up names, since he was an Irish
Travelor and he liked to do that just as they all seem to like to do.
Well, anyway, he died of lots of diseases and illnesses that were
caused in large part, if not in very large part, by his smoking of
tobaco, and chewing of tobaco habits. Well, anyway, Frank Gatsby ought
to wake up and realize that there are many bad kritters in the smoke he
inhales and that if he wants to stay alive for a while, he ought to
quit smoking, and chewing tobaco like his stupid dad did, cause you
don't need tobacco to live, at least not to my knowledge, though,
tobaco can be a useful substance for making home made stews and
pooridges, and tonics, and various formulas.
Well, anyway, these producers of the formulas and brews and tonics and
emollients and health aids, and so forth, when they get together and
start making these things in large enough quantities for everyone to
use, we will begin to accept it as a way of life, regenerating our
tissue cells, and revolving, that is, improving the condition of, our
Amoebe children, and other children who I have working for us, inside
of us.
Did you know that all of the Amoebe people inside of us are human
beings? Even the funny ones who do funny things with their Amoebe
bodies, they are used to that, and they just patiently do the things
that they are expected to do, and everything goes on well inside of our
bodies. I guess i kind of already said that, but that is so fascinating
to me, I don't think I'll get over that one, for a long time,
remembering that they are all inside of us, and that they are all doing
their jobs and that they are all helping us, in all kinds of ways.
Well, we have got a lot of them inside of us, because they are so tiny,
we haven't got the technology to be able to see them, much less their
smaller friends. Anyway, when Texas Instruments, and a division of
Tandy corporation, a scientific instruments manufacturing division, and
Rand McNally, the Map maker, which has a technical instruments
manufacturing division inside of the parent company, OJ Reynolds, well,
when they decide to merge and then begin to manufacture the things that
I have asked them to, once again, using my FBI telelink, that's the TV
and Audio linkup I have with them, as they sit there and spy on me,
well, by using that link up, I was able to pull a few pranks, and I
made a computer program on one or more of the computers that were
hooked up to the telelink, using my body's red wave energies, or
infrared radio reciever control frequency modulation and declination
signals sender and receiving technologies, which my brain knows how to
plug into and exit the right red wave energy signals so that they are
picked up by the computers that have red wave sensors, and then I, used
this capability of mine, and typed out a whole lot of code pages and
then put together lots of little programs, and then with the little
programs, I zipped them up, or compiled them into larger programs, and
well, you won't hear the end of it, I'm sure, but with this new
software that they have, and operating systems, as well, as I actually
input about 495 different operating systems all onto their computers,
and they don't know it, but I'm running a whole bunch of programs on
all of these computers now running my operating systems, and programs,
clandestine like, and they haven't got a clue what my programs are
doing, or what they will do, eventually, and what else or other
surprises they are in for, in time, but anyway, back to the subject, I
programed in all kinds of stuff, and am still programming in all kinds
of stuff, every day, nearly, and there is nothing they can do about it
as I can control my red wave body energies, and they can't stop my
brain from coding in statements, as well as setting up new software
operating environments, and new clandestine like programs to help me
out in the long run, but in any event, they'll find out what that's all
about in about 2, 3, or 8 years, or so. Anyhow, we have a while to wait
for the fun stuff to begin, so just be patient, please.
Now, as I was saying, we can bond with each other simply by sharing
each other's liquids and even our sweat, as our sweat glands have lots
of tiny animals in them that help produce the chemical bugs, I might as
well call them that, since they are bugs, or animals, and their bodies
are made up in large part of lots of chemicals of this kind or that
kind, and with them all flittering around inside of the sweat glands,
and multiplying on good days, and decreasing on bad days, well, anyway,
as we go jogging or as we go running, or as we go cycling, or ice
skating, or do gymnastics, and as we work up a sweat, then the sweat
gland juices come pouring out of our body and with them come all kinds
of little animals, with chemicals of this kind, and that kind, and they
all add up to a juicy cocktail, that if we were to imbibe, would aid us
in bonding to each other, men to women, and women to men, and men to
men, and women to women. Now isn't that a new notion.
Well, maybe, but their are some scientists on this planet, who suspect
this might be the case, so it's not all together unknown in some
circles, such as readers of Scientific American, for example, a
professor of psychology wrote an article, Prof. James Smith Watworth, I
think was his name, and he and his wife Sara Watworth, put together
some interesting and useful data that a lot of people read. In it, they
told how this might be the case, and they gave lots of test data to
back it up, and prove it.
Well, that all good and well, but the truth is, that they are correct,
and humans, as well as other animals, which they also mentioned,
briefly, can and do bond with each other through sharing their saliva
with each other, and sharing their perspiration with each other,
orally, and by sharing their cummy juices, and for women, sharing their
vaginal liquids, or vaginal saliva, which it is, in large part, saliva,
and it is heavily concentrated saliva that will help to disolve any bug
or creepy insect that wanders up and inside of her fallopian tubes, or
even up into her womb cavity, and into the womb itself.
Well, this doesn't happen all that much, these days, as we live in a
very sterilized environment, but in jungles, and in the deserts, women
often don't wear much clothing, in primitive societies, and sometimes
even in advanced societies, like in the Sahara desert, and the Sahel
region of it, as there are lots of ladies there who wear miniskirts and
don't wear any underware, cause they just feel better without them
clinging to their underside and to their buttcheeks, and around their
waist, as they like to live comfortably, and panties are not the most
comfortable clothes items to wear, as they well know, and so they just
don't even bother with them. Well, in such environments, where people
don't wear much clothing underneath, and there are lots of women on
Wall street who don't wear their underware either, because it gets in
the way of a good fucking on the elevator on its way up to their
offices, well, as that happens to be the case, where ever women happen
to be living, in the cities or in the suburbs, or in the deserts, or on
the plains, or in the Andes Mtns. or where ever, women often have
little bugs and flys and such, flying around their vaginal opening
because it smells like a good place to find food, just as the mouth
does, and just as the nasal cavity does, and just as the bun bun hole
does, and just about anywhere there are excretions from the human body,
well, you are going to find lot of little flying and crawling
microscopic bugs and creatures that we can't see, so when they climb up
into a woman's vagina, and make their way back inside to get something
to drink or eat, and find other littler bugs to dine on, they get
wasted, that is, the vaginal liquids come out and freeze them, or
disintegrate them with the little creatures inside their vaginal
glandular systems that contain lots of harch chemicals that little bugs
don't like cause these chemicals are in the tummys' of these little
creatures that come ejecting out of the sweat glands and the saliva
glands in the woman's vagina, and as a result, these animals go and
gulp up the little microscopic animals and bugs that are invading the
vagina and fallopian tubes, and the womb cavity, and the womb, as well
as other parts of the interior of the woman's baby producing areas in
there, and in the organs that are in there that assist with the
business of baby producing.
Well, as I explained, the vagina has a lot of sweat glands, and saliva
glands, and they help in the lubricating of the interior of the woman's
vagina, as well as in protecting it from all of these microscopic
animals and even some larger animals, like crickets, and grasshoppers,
usually, tiny ones, and other crawly animals, and thanks to the acidity
content of the bodies of the little good creatures that are in the
sweat glands and in the saliva glands, and in other glands, that also
help maintain a healthy environment and a safe environment for a baby
to grow up in, we can freeze and knock out and kill by the thousands
and by the millions and by even more than that, lots of harmful and
naughty little creatures that like to crawl or swim, or even sometimes
they are so tiny, they can even fly into a woman's vagina, even though
she may be wearing dungarees, and ten layers of underware. They are so
tiny, it doesn't matter how many layers of clothes she wears, they can
always, and they do always, find tiny little channels to go flying
through and sailing on tiny wind currents of Omelia bugs, and other
animals that hang around with the Omelia bugs, and other air bugs and
animals, and they go zipping up into her vagina up tiny little air bug
filled passage ways, and guess what, before you know it, they are in
there eating up the tissue cells inside of a womans' womb, and all of
her other baby producing things inside of her.
Well, now, if that ain't something. What are we going to do about that?
I think we had better call Eve Arden and ask her and her friends to get
a move on with the production of these products for vaginal washouts,
and rectal washouts, and ear washouts, and there are ear washouts, as
well, and mouth wash outs, and nasal wash outs, and throat gargles, and
all of these body lubricants that will help us keep and maintain a
healthy body, inside and out, and will help to bring down the large
amounts of bad creature, or sneaky creature, populations inside of our
bodies, both in men's bodies and in women's bodies.
Well, if Eve and Helen Curtis and Max Factor and Estee Lauder, and
Maybeline, and Noxema, and Johnson and Johnson, and Gilette and
RightGuard, and Mennen, and SeaBreeze, and Normal Products for Normal
Lives, Industries, in Rockfort, Illinoise, and in Tokyo, Japan, and in
many other cities and towns around the world, well, if they all got
working on this area of science and the production of the health
products we need for keeping and maintaining a healthy body as we begin
to live for generations and generations, and for centuries and for
millenia, and for millions and billions of years, well, so long as we
have these products, we won't have to worry about all of these bugs
flying zippety dippety dop up into our body orifices, and into our
mouths, and such, and then down our throats, and into our tummy's, and
then causing all kinds of riots and mayhem.
Well, eventually we will get all of these health products, and they are
going to be very low cost, as we are not going to allow for
competition, and we are going to make all of these companies that
normally compete with each other, band together, and then produce these
products for a fraction of the cost that they might want for them, if
they were competeing with other companies, and so forth, and as they
will probably own all of the subsidiary companies that they will need
for obtaining all of the ingredients for all of the things that they
make, costs for manufacturing everything in house will come down
dramatically, and though they are allowed to earn a profit, they are
not allowed to have stock holders, or share holders, or sell bonds and
certificates, and trusts, and so forth and so on, and they won't be
allowed to have any people trying to get rich off of the work that they
do, and the work that these lazy rich people don't do. Well, when all
of this gets worked out, then we will see some very interesting and
useful products, and in time, we will be able to use these products on
a daily basis for less than a few pennies a day, all of them.
Now when that happens, and the prices for all of these things go down,
then we won't have to worry about earning a whole lot of money to pay
for everything, so we will have to have our salaries adjusted, as well.
And not many people like the idea of earning alot less than they used
to, as their salaries will go way way down, as we won't be needing a
lot of money if every thing becomes real inexpensive, so getting people
to accept this part of the plan, as well, won't be too easy, but in
time, it is one of the most fundamental changes that we will have to
prepare ourselves for, mentally, as well as emotionally, as it will
cause us lots of stress and worry. If you know you are going to earn,
let's say, 58% less than you used to, well, that's more than half of
your former salary. Well it could be as much as 98% less than your old
salary, so what are you doing to do, with only a few dollars here and a
few dollars there to spend? Well, that is probably an upsettin idea to
most people, but the truth is, that the things we buy will not cost as
much, so we will have less to worry about, because we won't be worrying
about working day and night to pay for everything, since we are going
to be working in a non-competitive profit limited egalitarian, which
means, equal to everyone involved, and partly social welfare dependent
society, so that means, if we cannot pay for the things we need to eat
properly and to dress properly and to have a proper and comfortable
home to live in, then the government will step in and assist us in our
needs for living a decent and comfortable and private and protected,
secure and peaceful life.
That doesn't mean that we will be welfare dependent, as in the normal
sense of the word, but that we will be welfare assisted, for making
ends meet. That's alot different, as we all go to work, or study, or
whatever, and where we don't have the money for the things we need, we
will be assisted by the government, which will be set up with a one
nation one world planetary government, which will be responsible for
looking after everyone who is in their trust. That is, the people in
government will be charged with looking out for the moral, financial,
physical health, socially secure or safe, and socially peaceful and
harmonius welfare of everyone, without overlooking anyone at all.
Well, that's quite a task, so it will be a while before we are able to
get this system of government, and the associated systems of corporate
behavior, and the patterns of behavior and expectations of the average
income system and the individuals who live within our society, used to
the new notions of this new system, and ready for living in an economy
with a government set up like this. It will also take higher levels of
economic technologies, that will have to be developed, to assist the
governments of the world to come together and agree to live like this.
When that happens, we will be about half the way to where we want to
go. The other half is getting all of the technologies we will be
needing implemented, and all of the workers and other people in our new
global society to come, used to the principles of this new society.
Well, as you can imagine, it won't happen overnight, but we can start
out with the production of some things, that will help to begin our
journey towards this end, and towards this new society in which we will
want to live, as we will be better able to protect the welfare and the
lives of all of the citizens of our new society, and we will be able to
get the dyslexics out of government, and we all know who they are, or
most of them, anyway, or perhaps, just some of them, because there are
a lot of them, and I have only mentioned a very, very, very, very, and
so forth, few of them.
Well, I don't have a list of them, but the Canadian Mounties do, and so
does every governmental agency in the world, because I hand signaled
and coded out the names and addresses of every single dyslexic on our
planet, and there is no hiding now, for any of them.
Well, Boris Mikhael Gorbachev didn't like that one very much, and
neither did Georgiana Jean Bush, Sr., nor did his associate in crime,
the younger guy, or rather girl with the name of Bush Jr., and neither
did the ladies, Mrs. Barbara Bush, Sr. or Barabara Bush, Jr. As a
matter of fact, none of the dyslexics, including Chelsea Clinton, and
Hillary, and Hillary female friend, you know the woman with the white
hair, every one calls Bill, well, she didn't like it either, and nobody
in their group of dyslexic and criminal governmental politicians and
syndicate killers, and baby killers, as that is what they all are, as
that is the Arapahoe indian tradition of their culture, and Gorbachev
is an Arapahoe indian, in part, and he goes to the Cannibal fests, or
rather, Rodeo Fests, as they call them, in Canada, and British
Columbia, Vancouver, Island, sometimes, but not too often, and in
Ontario, and Alberta, and Winnipeg, and Saskatchewan bay, and even in
the northern United States, and other places in the US, and Canada, and
even in Europe, and beyond.
Well, it's very frightening for those kids who they abduct from their
homes, and steal away from their parents and friends, if they weren't
abducted, as well, and it is very frightening to have their heads
chopped off, and their bodies all slashed to pieces, and then eaten up
by Hillary and Chelsea and Monica (Herbert) Lewinsky, and his friends,
as he is a guy, and not a woman, as he would appear to be from all the
photographs you look at of her, and so is, remember, the X Files, and
Scully and Moulder? Well, Scully is a guy, and Moulder is a girl. Now
if that don't beat all, and they go to the Cannibal Fests, as well,
along with Herbert, I mean, Monica Lewinsky, and the Clintons, and the
Gores, and the Bushes, and the Kennedy's, who for the most part, are
hiding in the Tubes, down below the ground, that they build with the
help of tax payers and their money from around the world. So in a way,
we already have a global society, except they are all corrupt
motherfuckers, and mrs. fatherfuckers, and baby killers, and human
being eaters, or cannibals, and I think it's just about time to get Ely
Lilly a shove in the right direction because they aren't interested too
much in my plans for improving the health and welfare of all of the
citizens of the world, and they aren't really either interested in
changing their behavior and resisting the calls to them from the indian
chiefs and from Clint Eastwood, and Bill Clinton, and Al Gore, and G.
Bush, Jr., and G. Bush, Sr., and all the rest of them, including Mr.
Vladimer Andre Putin, my old pop from another lifetime, and niether is
Mr. Boris Yeltsin, my old brother, from another lifetime, and neither
is Mr. Gorbachev, who was not my sister, that's a joke, but was a
brother of mine, as well, even though he may not remember it.
Anyway, it's time we got this global economy started since we already
have pretty much a global political racket going on here, and so let's
just keep working in this direction, and we will all be fine, in the
long run.
Now, as for sharing the excreted liquids from our bodies to allow us to
become more emotionally attached to the people we care about, and as a
result, more at ease with them, and more comfortable with them, and
happier and more trusting with them, well, if we work up a sweat as we
excercise, we can take a clean towel, and wipe off all of the
perspiration from our body, from our backs, and our butts, and from our
penis, and from our genitalia, and remember, that's all female
equipment there you are handling, so handle with care, and wipe off all
of the liquids from every bit of our body and from every surface of our
body, incluiding from our noses, and from our ears, and from behind our
ears, and from our belly buttons, and from our toes, and from between
our fingers, and from our ankles, and from our feet, the undersides are
better than the top side, though the top side is alright, too, but the
undersides sweat a lot more, and we have a lot more glands in our feet
on the underside, and they rival per square inch, our belly button, and
they come pretty close to our butt crack, but they don't come all that
close to our genitalia, so our genitalia are the most important areas
to wipe off the expired, or pushed outwards sweat and glandular liquids
with all of the pee and pooopy stuff of all of those animals, as well
as lots of little animals in the pee juices and pooopy juices as well,
and though they like swimming around in it, we think it is either
unlikely that this is true, or we maybe think this guy who is typing
this stuff must be out of his noggin, or something, but some of us
might think that this could be true, and for a lot of them, they don't
like the idea of a lot of liquids in our bodies that are all produced
by these little animals, and whether or not, people want to believe it,
it is true, and as soon as Texas instrumnents, and Microsoft, and all
of the other folks who are supposed to either merger with each other,
or work together in an initial communal and mutually benefitting profit
sharing work environment, that is set up for their being able to get
their programs and all of these programs off to a good start, but as
soon as they get together, they will be able to see all of this action
going on with all of these little animals swimming in pee juices, and
other liquids, such as sweat, and saliva, and they will begin to get to
see the little water animals, and sweat animals, and saliva animals,
and they will also some day be able to see all of the little amoebe
girls and guys and other kids, who are also peeing out juices and
excreting liquids, and pooping out liquidy stuff, and sometimes using
very harsh and acid laden buggy glrls and guys to digest and salidify,
or disolve in such as way as to make it useful to us as a solvent, or
grease, or lubricant, or desaliniating agent, that is to detoxify the
liquids of too high a concentration of sodium, which is generally
called salt, I suppose. Well salt is acutally not sodium, according to
my chemistry, but it is a lot of salt animals, who are called, Billy
Beavers, or Salty Creator Critters, and these guys and girls are filled
with lots of hyperthalmic acid, among other chemicals, and
semecreasacet (semi-kres-kit) declahedric acid, which is the stuff in
some of my other bugs, the Juliper Hemedrey Audry Hepburn Bugs, which I
named after her, a long time ago, as such, but normally, they are the
Juliper Hemedrey Bugs, and they are filled with semecreasacet
declahedric acid, which gives us the taste of salt, along with the
other one, and along with about 500 billion or so other types of
chemicals and bugs, all mixed togeher. Well, we got lots of bugs to
study about, and oh, yes, the little Amoebic folks, I remembered I call
alot of the the Epicurian Crowd, and it's not the Epcot Center, but
it's the Epicurian Center, maybe my spelling is off on Epicurian, but
anyway, that's how you pronounce it, basically, and these folks also
pee and poop, and sweat and spit, and salivate all kinds of juicy buggy
characters, that are so, so tiny, you just wouldn't belive it. Anyhow,
the vaginal fluids, and the rectal fluids, and the throat fluids, and
their peepee fluids, and do their vaginal fluids taste good, the girls
at least. I don't remember how the vaginal fluids of the guy and girl
duo's tasted like, but I suppose it's not bad, either. Anyway, it is so
healthy to drink this liquid, that the more you can get out of them,
the better, and the more you can get out of the female dicks that are
attached to the male Epicurians and others, and so forth, the better
will be your love life.
Anyway, just wipe off all of the fluids that you get pouring out of
your pot holes, I mean, sweat glands and pores, and so forth, and then
place the towel in a bowl or glass jar full of hydrogen peroxide, about
0.00000001% or so, I think that's it, but I don't remember exactly, but
it's probably it, and then mix in some of my Salty Walty Bugs, and you
need a few teaspoons, 0.13 teaspoons of that for every 55 ozs. of water
or fruit juice, pinapple is pretty good, to start with, but cranberry
or orange juice or apple juice or pear or peach or nectarine or even
avocado juice and carrot juice is just as good, almost, and then place
the towel or handkerchief in the liquid, and ring it once or twice, and
then go after some more liquids from the bodies of your friends, and
get as much as you can on the small face towel or handkerchief, and get
all you can from everybody in your cluster family, or small developing,
one day to be, cluster family, some people are starting out with just
one, two, three or four, or five, or six, or even seven, or eight, and
up to 33 or more, in some cases, which is really good news, and once
you get all of the body juices from everyone of the members of your
newly arising and developing cluster family, or the start of one,
hopefully, some day, rinse the hand towel repeatedly in the juice and
hydrogen peroxide and salt and raw sugar, about 3 ozs. to 45 ozs., and
maple syrup, about 8 ozs. to 45 ozs., and honey, about 15 ozs. to 38
ozs. mixture, with a little beer or wine mixed in for stability, and
add a little sasafras, 2.3 ozs. and cardamon, 3.5 ozs. and cognac, 9
ozs., and then up the liquids to about 335 ozs. for 14 or 15 people,
per rinsing, and add a little more Salty Walty Bugs, 0.13 ozs. per 55
ozs. of liquids, or thereabouts, and add some licorice gum, which is
sap from the Patchouli Tree, and there are lots of Patchouli plants and
trees, and they probably don't use this one on the commercial market,
but it is a postagonem plant, and it grows to about 45 ft. to 155 ft.
tall, and can be found in Mexico, and on Baha peninsula, and in the
Andes, and in the river systems of Africa, and in Asia, Kuala Lumpur,
and in Singapore, and I don't think too many people use it, but some
people do make patchouli oil from the gum and they add it to saw dust
from trees, the Juliper Tree, which is also a Patchouli plant, which
grows to about 45 ft. tall to 85 ft. tall, and is found in Guatemala,
the Andes, Indonesia, Singapore, Kuala Lumpur, and it is generally a
nice bark to and root plant to use to mix the oils up with, and the
incense smells really great, but anyway, find some of that liquid, just
go to Kuala Lumpur, or your local drug store, and ask for some
patchouli oil, pure essence of Patcholi gum trees, and they will give
you something else probably, which comes from a rickety little plant,
that is more of a bush than a tree, but it will still work, but not as
well, and make sure there are no chemical additives, such as the
tetrahedral kids, or the Oily kids of the Machinist Kind, in other
words, petroleum bugs, and make sure there are no alcohols, such as the
Ribbedy Rubob, or rubbing alcohol, isopropy kinds of little animals,
because that's a poison, and you don't want to ingest them, if you can
help it, so look for the all natural kind of Patchouli oil, and you
may be able to find it on the internet, or from an importer of Indian
pharmacetical products, and some Chinese and Vietnamese and perhaps
some Thai import and food markets might have some, especially the ones
that deal in pharmaceutical products, and bathroom cabinet calmatives,
pills to help you relax, though they generally do not work, at least
the ones you will find in most stores here in the states, except for in
China Town, in San Francisco, and maybe in Las Vegas, at some of the
nicer stores, here, or nasal degongestants, or cough syrups, and so
forth, and get some of the stuff, and then add about per 100 gallons of
liquid, about 855 drops to 3,955 drops, of the stuff. Well, after you
mixed that in, add some licorice root, about 2.8 ozs. of licorice root
per 55 ozs. of liquid, then boil some Jasmine tea, and let it cool,
then add 3.8 ozs. of tea, deeply brewed, and on the strong side, and
then add some hibiscus flowers, dried or fresh, and you want 8.5 ozs.
of the dried stuff. And then put in a little lemon rind, about 14 ozs.
to 50 ozs., and lemon juice, about 48 ozs., then add apple cider
vinegar, about 2.8 ozs. of the stuff, then throw in some tonic water,
sugary is okay, about 455 ozs. Then add about, 14 lbs. of cherries to
it. After that, add 48 ozs. of mugwort, and 95 ozs. of Lavender
blossoms or flower buds, they are very small, and are lavender in
color.
Next, mix it all up, and collect the stuff every day, and add it to the
mix, and rinse it all out, and it may be stinky and smelly all the
juice and beer and wine, or whatever, and patchouli, so just keep it to
about 8 ozs. of water you use to rinse off everyone, everyday, then add
that every day to the cocktail, and let it sit in the refrigerator,
stirring it every 5 to 15 to 30 or 80 days, and just let it sit in
there and ferment. Well, every day it is going to get stronger, and
stonger, and soon, in about 3 to 15 months, you'll have a very good
cocktail for binding everyone together in a love and friendship bonding
association, or a love tryst, the bonding together of multiple people
who normally wouldn't give a ***** about each other, but are now engaged
in a family making conspiracy, and now they want everyone to act in a
moral and decent manner towards one and another.
Well, it will work very well, and Eve Arden and her friends all have
the formula for the liquid, and it is called, Eve's Bonding Solution,
that's the name that is associated with it, and suggested to Eve Arden
and her friends, to use. Once you have the solution, you just add the
sweat and runnoff and all the liquids from the genitalia and butt
crack, once you make sure there is no fecal matter that could cause it
to ruin the formula, as the decaying meats and other fleshy foods we
eat that come out of the butt hole, have to be kept out of the
solution, as they will cause a toxic reaction, and the solution won't
be so useful, anymore, as many people will die of cholera, or
diptheria, or wisteria, a type of tropical allergy to mice, which
develops and you end up becomming allergic to poochy, or your mutt and
to your cat, as well, as to your hamster and guinea pigs, and any
rodents running around, including ferrets, and squirels in the back
yard, and chipmunks, and so forth.
So, before you go wiping off your butt cracks, be sure you are all on a
diet of fruits, vegetables, nuts, and all the other foods that General
Mills and Quaker Oats, and a lot of other companies are going to come
out with - when they get their act together, and stop with the Cannibal
Fests, and the profit rakeing, etc. - for a few years, and make sure
you are broken of the habit of eating at McDonalds, and so forth,
before you add your butt crack sweat, etc., to the mix. In the mean
time, just make sure your butt is nice and clean and you did your
rectal washout, in the morning, as well as for the last three to ten
days, and then you should be alright, and you can add your genital
sweats and saliva, and so forth, to the mix. Otherwise, stick to the
areas from the waste up, as poopy fluids, and we can't see the streams
of bacterial growths growing on our skin going down our legs, but they
are there, so, just sleep in a clean bed, and wach yourself well, every
day, and hope that Eve gets the stuff out, soon, and her formula is
better than mine, but mine is okay to, except you could use a few other
things, like, Myrrh Gum soluate, that's the gummy stuff that sort of
hardens that you can find in the Sun Flower Market, and other spices
shops, and some health food stores, perhaps, across the country and
around the world, and use only the good stuff that is not mixed in with
Camel Dung, or Lama Dung, or bits and pieces of the floating debris.
You'll need about 45 ozs. of that, and you should be better off than
you were before. Vanilla can also be added, about 3 ozs., and about 75
ozs. of Lemon Grass. Barley, pearled or otherwise, is also good, and
you can add in 55 ozs. of that. Now, you are ready to have a good time.
So, with that, you will have in about 8 months, to 1.5 to 8 to 35
years, a really great drink, once it has fermented well, and so make
lots of it, and it will do you wonders and help you to bond with each
other, so that you and all of your mates will have a wonderful communal
sex life, and the jealousy and other stuff that arises between
individuals vying for the same guys or the same girls, will be cut to a
bare minimum, and there will be greater tolerance of promiscuity, or
the activities of swapping lovers with each other and the non chalant
attitude that you wish to engender since all of you were once each
other's spouse's of the normal kind, anyway.
Well, I guess I said a few words on that, and my kids gave me their
seal of approval for the formula, so it is going to work. You could use
some gooseberries, about 345 ozs. of them, and a little yellow dock
root, 45 ozs., sasafras, 3.8 ozs., chamomile, 45 ozs., and red clover
blossom flowers, 49 ozs., mint leaves, 49 ozs., and frankensense, 9
ozs., and apple cider vinegar 35 ozs., or lemon juice 45 ozs., and
burdock root, about 45 ozs. Next, add coconut liquds and coconut meat
or pulp to it, about 3.8 gallons of the liquid, and 3.8 to 4.5 lbs. of
the coconut pulp, and about 35 ozs. more of Apple Cider Vinegar, and 84
ozs. of Cognac, and add 0.003 ozs. of salt, and 4.5 ozs. of licorice
oil, then bring the fruit juices levels up to 8.5 gallons, to 30
gallons, and let it sit for 15 months, to 3.9 years to 4.4 years,
before it is ready for you to start drinking it. Stir it now, about
every 2 to 8 to any where up to 45 days, and you've got a winner.
Well, it is a little haphazardish, the way I laid it all out for you,
but it will work, and it does have my children's seal of approval, and
so you are safe, and so long as you follow the instructions, you will
do alright, and you won't get sick, or worse.
It will not only be helpful for your bonding of each other together,
emotionally, lovingly, spiritually, that is, you feel more compassion
for each other, and you feel a need for protecting the other person's
mental, emotional, and physical welfare, but it will also help repair,
heal, and regenerate all the female tissue cells, the Amoebe kids, of
all the female organs in your body, and it will repair all of the
female Amoebe tissue cells of the male organs in your body, and it will
also, after letting it sit and ferment for another 85 years or so, help
also to heal and regenerate all of the male Amoebe tissue cells in the
male organs in your body, as well. It will also help repair and
regenerate all of the mixed up kids, my Amoebe cross hatched, that is,
the ones that do double duty in your body, as guys and girls, or
brothers and sisters bound together, tissue cells, and it will help
also repair and regenerate, and fix, all of the other Amoebe tissue
cell kids in your body as well, after about 85 to 95 to 115 or to 135
years, to 349 years, to 3,459 years, more or less, pretty well, but not
quite completely. For that, you'll need about 1.8 million years, for
that, or more, so this formula isn't really for the cross hatched
group, or the other kids, as it is primarily for the usual boy and girl
kids, and also the double duty. mixed up boy and girl kids. For the
other kids, we'll need to alter the formula, a little, but I'm not
going to worry about that, today.
You can also add the hair samples of the back neck line, and skin
samples, as well, from all over the body, but it would pay to sit out
in the sun and subath for about 3 hours a day, for about 45 days to 855
days, to kill off a lot of the bad kritter filled bacteria on your
body. If you use alot of phisoderm or Irish Spring soap, say washing
throughly twice a day, you can cut it down to 45 days to 345 days, or
so. Get the samples from the bottom of your feet as well, and from the
ankles, and from the toes, and all of that stuff as I described before,
and don't forget the snot juice, and ear wax, nipple juice, if any of
the women are lactating, or can squeeze out a little juice, there with
a tight bit of pressure to the nipple. Usually, with a tight index and
thumb hold squeeze on the nipple with 2.3 to 4.8 to 6.9 pounds of
pressure per square inch, or as much as it takes you to open an old
style car door of the pontiac kind, or chevy Impala, or Lincoln
Continental or Town Car, circa 1980 to 1990, or so, then keep the
pressure applied for 14 minutes to 14 hours, in the case of younger
girls, who haven't had any kind of sexual contact with males, before,
you can usually get a few drops or so out of almost every female. After
awhile, you will start to have the whole thing ferment into a brew that
will grow the 58 inch, spiral vagina, and the male tits, and then you
can add the waiste that the male will be putting out by then, and then
you can add the skin cells from the areas of the body where the vaginal
water sacks start to fill up with water, along with some of that
liquid, and also from the male and female water geyers, as discussed
before, and skin samples scraped off with a finger nail or lightly and
gently scraped off with a straight razor, of the window sticker removal
kind. Scratch some of the skin tissues off the female ***** on the guys
and from the female scrotum on the guys, and from the female vagina, on
the girls, and if there are any hermaphroditic females or
hermaphroditic males, scrape off some of skin cells from whatever
genitalia you can find, and then also from the titty and nipple cells
of the males and females. The titty and nipple cells from both sexes
will also help in making the vagina grow, and it will also help the
rectal area grow in size, and it will help the waiste holding and
fermenting sacks in the stomach, the gullet pouches of the males and of
the females grow, as well as the pouches for fementing waiste in the
underside of the stomach and in the intestines, and in the rectal
cavity, as well as in the vagina, too. The ***** will also grow harder,
and bigger, and so will the testes, which need I mention are all female
equipment that happen to be on the male body. PS. To help the other
kinds of children I have in there, you can add more vinegar, about 75
ozs. a little more salt, about 15 ozs., more Frankesense, about 55 ozs.
and raw sugar, about 345 ozs. That will do it for the other kids in
your body, and you will get them going within about 3.3 to 8.8 years.
You can also add a little juinper berries, about 4.5 lbs. and licorice
root, 7.8 lbs. Then add, gooseberries, about 9.5 lbs., and starch from
potatoes, about 7.5 lbs. Also, add fermented for 8 to 45 months
brocolli about 3.8 lbs. After that, add more mugwort, about 35 ozs.
Then add Brandy, about 5 ozs. and Vodka, about 3 ozs. and Rum, about
3.8 ozs. and Cognac, about 15 ozs., and add more Sugar, about 85 ozs.
Let this mix sit for 15 months to 55 to 849 months, or longer, it will
just get better with age, and that will make you a mix that will help
all of the Geney Kids in you. It won't help too much, the other kids
that I haven't mentioned yet, but it will help some of them, a little.
Add 45 gallons of vanilla ice cream and 8 gallons of cream soda, and 15
lbs. of raw sugar, and 18 lbs of parsely, and 75 ozs. of salt, and 85
ozs. of raw sugar, then 45 ozs. of Cognac, and 55 ozs. of cabbage
fermented for 355 days, and 85 ozs. of black pepper kernals, and 85
ozs. of white pepper kernals. Fresh corn, about 88 ozs. and Cellery,
about 78 ozs. and purple and white turnips, ground up, about 35 ozs.,
and parsnips, about 75 ozs. ground up, will keep more of the Cleveland
Kids, and the Waldorf Kids, and the Semi Rose Garden Kids, and the
Yellow Bowl kids, and the Hawthorne Dairy Dignified kids, the Pink
Petunia girls and boys, and the Savron Sevenil Pumperknickle kids, and
the Rye Dough and Juliet kids, and lots of others, about 749 groups,
plus about 55 to 185 other groups of non chalants, or kids who are
indifferent to their roles, and really don't care, either way, or have
no preferences, in other words, they are really mixed up and wierd, but
in a fun way, all be healthy and happy. Well, that's not a lot,
considering all the groups we have got to keep happy and healthy, which
number in the hundreds of thousands, and millions, plus a few more
billion or more. Well, there are a lot of groups, let me tell you, but
that should be a start. That will help many of them to be regenerated,
and then that will become a recently modern, that means, a not too well
brewed, tonic for your sex life, as well. It will bring your libido
drive up, a tiny bit, if any, now that I've got every kid I can think
of on the block, covered, and you will feel maybe a little more
stimulated to enjoy the pleasures of sex with the members of your
cluster family. Well though it might not be the best aphrodisiacle
potient, it will still work, a little, but it is mainly for these other
kids that I forgot to include. Now, remember, and this is important,
sex is not only for enjoying with males and females, not of the
homosexual kinds, but in the cluster family normal minded kinds, and
for balancing out our female to male energies, which are 87 to 13, or
so, and the female ***** is for feeding babies, male and female, and for
plastering waiste up into the rectums of women and men, and the vaginas
of, you guessed it, women. Hermaphroditics, males as well, will of
course also grow longer vaginas, just to let you know, in case someone
is surprised that a male hermaphrodite with a tiny vagina, suddenly has
an enlarging of it, and a lengthening of it, as well as larger rectums
and so forth, and can be filled up just as easily and without any
problems, for the most part, right along with the other members of the
cluster family. I say for the most part, because you aren't going to be
able to get a big female ***** into a skinny, though enlarged vagina, no
matter how hard you try, so just shoot it in at the interface, there,
like you were feeding baby, and it will help if the person where to lie
with his back slanted diagonally downward, with his head pointing
downwards, and his bunbun up in the air towards yourself sitting on the
edge of the couch, pumping it in. Gravity will work to get it flowing
downhill, and there shouldn't be too many problems getting it all in
there, or at least, most of it. The spillage can be licked up by baby
and child and teen and adults alike, males and females, as it is good
for everyone's health, and happiness. The female ***** is also good for
feeding both women and men, directly with plenty of waiste in the mouth
and down the throat and into the tummy and the holding and fermenting
sacks therein, of both men and women, and it will make the female **