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36. A "friend with benefits" is no longer a friend when the benefits
are gone. And how long does it take to get bored doing some chick who
doesn't respect herself?

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NO SOCIETY HAS EVER ABORTED ITS WAY TO PROSPERITY

Right now women are aborting thousands of children every day so they
can buy more shoes and biggers SUVs to crash into other SUVs. Those
thousands of children--your kids--would have gone on to become
productive citizens, brain surgeons, inventors, leaders, and
entrepreneurs. But now they're dead, and so's your social security, and
your grand-children too.

HEED THESE RULES OF ENAGEMENT, YOUNG MEN!!!!

HEED THESE RULES OF ENAGEMENT, YOUNG MEN!!!!
THE ULTIMATE RULE: NEVER BUY A RING
It is well-known that America is headed for a communistic matriarchal
dictatorship.

Women all favor big government because they're used to getting fucked
by any liar who promises to pay for them.

CHAPTER 1: THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

0. A pickup line is only as good as the person using it.

1. If she dresses provacatively, treat her provacatively. She'll like
it.

2. If she flirts with other guys, look for other girls to flirt
with--you'll need to be active in this, just to keep up. Women flirt
passively, so you'll never beat her at her own game.

3. If she's had sex before you, and she doesn't want to have sex with
you, then you might just be a meal ticket while she rebounds. How does
it feel, punk--you buy her meals so she can afford drinks when she goes
out clubbing with her friends, so I can grind on her ***** for free, slip
that thong off later, and blast my white manlieless on her *****.

4. If she wears underwear for all to see, then never pay to see it.

5. If she's good friends with some guy she used to screw, sooner or
later you're gonna get screwed. Ask if you can watch.

6. If she drinks a lot, start looking for a different girl, but don't
tell her, as that would be confrontational and impolite--let her figure
it out when she's drunk off her ***** one night and sees you out with
her.

6.5 If she tells you she has a boyfriend, it means she'd fucking out of
wedlock. Go ahead and ***** her out of wedlock too. Or don't. Go find
some guy to go home with--I don't give a *****.

7. If she thinks that she's an artist or writer and her work sucks, be
careful--next thing you know she'll be thinking she's a virgin.

8. If she has credit card debt and college loans, let some other sucker
pay for it.

9. If things are getting serious and she needs to keep going out
clubbing with her friends, then things are not getting serious.

10. If she tries to spend the night but never puts out, ask her what
she's thinking. She'll think you're sensitive and put out. If she
doesn't, ask her to leave so you can whack off.

11. Never ask a girl to marry you unless, 1) she is debt free, and 2)
you want children. Do not marry a girl just to have a DVD-rental
partner.

12. If she ever lumps you in with "all men" in a snotty sort of way, or
condescendingly says, "all men are alike" chances are every other man
has fucked her to.

13. If she ever says that all men think about is sex, ask her why she's
the one wearing lacy bras and thong underwear. Is it just more
comfortable having a fishing line riding up her *****?

14. If she's been with more than three people, chances are you might be
the fourth, but you won't be the fifth through the seventeenth.

15. If she bitches and moans about evil conservatives on a date, make a
mental note to ditch her after you've spent a couple liberal nights
with her.

16. If she fucks one of your friends and wants another chance, you
might as well ***** her one more time.

17. Always go until a girl says stop--you can find out a lot about
where she's been and where she's going.

18. If she dresses provacatively, flirts, and then doesn't put out, ask
her out on a date and don't show up. If you meet her out later, she
will ***** you out of respect.

19. If she ever bitches about some guy who fucked and chucked her, then
you know how she was born to be treated. If she didn't see it coming
then, chances are she won't see it coming now.

20. If she discusses her feminist classes, you don't have to pay for
anything that night--in fact, wait for her to pay.

21. If you ask her out, and she doesn't mention her
boyfriend until after you've picked her up, chances are he's going to
be pissed if he ever finds out what happened after all of that.

22. If a girl brings up some guy who raped her, who she never pressed
charges against, and starts accusing all men of being rapists, call
911, hand her the phone, and tell her you're not a vigilante.

23. Always tell your friends that you don't mind sharing if they don't
mind going second.

24. If a girl has ever kissed another woman or been in a threesome,
then before you go any further, you should watch her in one of these.
Otherwise you'll go nuts trying to figure out the details.

25. When a girl tells you she slept with someone else, it is over if
you are half a man. But don't break up with her that night, as chances
are she only told you to get a rise. Kindof shrug, bang her a couple
more times, or until she thinks everything's cool, and then lose her
number. Remember this one ***** rule for woman you become close to.

26. Once upon a time drunk, easy women could only be found at brothels.
Thanks to feminism, they can now be found at colleges.

27. Women who flirt and don't follow up abuse their fleeting power.
It's exactly what they'll do in divorce court infront of the
bong-smoking judge, so get the hell out.

28. Until women all gather in a great big room and agree to stop acting
like sluts and tempting each-other's boyfriends, it ain't gonna change.

29. Far more women enjoy deconstructing Shakespeare and the Bible
rather than lamenting about the immorality of hiphop.

30. Most people lack the imagination to see how
relationships could be better, so girls live like animals. And guess
what--it's going to get worse until conservatives lead a renaissance.

31. If a girl is majoring in feminist studies and doesn't put out, ask
her if she's been taking notes

32. If she watches Sex and the City, you have full license to do
anything with her you see on the show. In fact it is your obligation
and duty. If you don't satiate her appetite, somebody else will.
Hell-I'll do it for you.

33. If she claims to be a Christian and then sings along to eminen's
"Superman," ask her if sometimes she feels overpowered by Satan. Never
disappoint Satan on a date, or Satan will make her ***** some other guy.

34. Always give a girl the benefit of the doubt-give her romantic
poetry, send her flowers, until you see her drunk. Then *****'n'chuck
her.

35. Time is on your side in all of this. Her clock's ticking-yours
isn't.

36. A "friend with benefits" is no longer a friend when the benefits
are gone. And how long does it take to get bored doing some chick who
doesn't respect herself?

37. Now that all girls take the pill, anal really isn't necessary, is
it?

38. Only the liberal elite and their "enlightened" republican brethren
and are allowed to make money off of porn and hold higher office.

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http://101rulesofengagement.blogspot.com/

NO SOCIETY HAS EVER ABORTED ITS WAY TO PROSPERITY

Right now women are aborting thousands of children every day so they
can buy more shoes and biggers SUVs to crash into other SUVs.

Those
thousands of children--your kids--would have gone on to become
productive citizens, brain surgeons, inventors, leaders, and
entrepreneurs

. But now they're dead,

and so's your social security,

and
your grand-children too.

HEED THESE RULES OF ENAGEMENT, YOUNG MEN!!!!

HEED THESE RULES OF ENAGEMENT, YOUNG MEN!!!!
THE ULTIMATE RULE: NEVER BUY A RING
It is well-known that America is headed for a communistic matriarchal
dictatorship.

Women all favor big government because they're used to getting fucked
by any liar who promises to pay for them.