In our last episode,
<1182219627.475986.310790@c77g2000hse.googlegroups.com>, the lovely and
talented J Young broadcast on alt.atheism:

From Landover Baptist Church

Usually Atheists are pale of skin. They spend a lot of times indoors,
because they are afraid to come outside. They believe the preposterous
lie that Christians are trying to kill them, when in fact, all that we

Sometimes you know much as you try to avoid it, you just have to pity
J Young.

--
Lars Eighner <http://larseighner.com/>
<http://myspace.com/larseighner>
Countdown: 581 days to go.
An amazing thing about Christians: people who doubt being related to
monkeys, but are certain they belong to the same species as Paris Hilton
or Karl Rove.

J Young wrote:

http://christopherhitchenswatch.blogspot.com/2007/06/how-to-spot-athe...

Considering your posting history, I'm just going to
have to assume that you don't know Landover Baptist is
a parody site.

That's just going on what I've seen.

"I don't know that Atheists should be considered as citizens,
nor should they be considered patriots.
This is one nation under God."
-President George Bush

From Landover Baptist Church

Usually Atheists are pale of skin. They spend a lot of times indoors,
because they are afraid to come outside. They believe the preposterous
lie that Christians are trying to kill them, when in fact, all that we
really want to do is force a quick conversion or to kindly place them
in a maximum security prison for their own protection from devout
Christians who may try to kill them. Many Atheists will try to throw
you off by spending time absorbing carcinogens in tanning beds, so it
important to remember in hunting Atheists that many, if not most, have
very dark skin, too. CAUTION: Do not confuse these artificially dark
folks with genuine Negroes. Real Coloreds need to be watched carefully
around anything of value, but do not need to be brought to the Lord,
as they all unblinkingly accepted Jesus as their loving God during
Biblically-sanctioned slavery.

Atheists are overweight. The stereotypes of typical Atheists are the
trim, granola cruncher who jogs and plays racquetball or the vain
hedonist, party-goer who worships only her full-length mirror, Recent
studies have shown, however, that Atheists have become aware of these
signifiers of their lack of faith. In order to blend in undetected
with evangelical Christians, most Atheists now tend to be morbidly
obese and will tell you, whether asked or not, that their enormous
girth is the result of an undetectable thyroid condition and not the
box of Little Debbie cakes they are holding.

Atheists have too many university diplomas! These folks are chock full
of secular knowledge. They toss the Bible aside in favor of so-called,
"research" and "theories." They spend their days studying and trying
to gather facts and data to support their ridiculous scientific
theories, such as evolution and gravity. Don't let it fool you,
Christian Brothers and Sisters! All the secular knowledge in the world
can't disprove that the reason we are all here today was because Eve
got some bad advice from a talking snake! Atheists are too full of
their silly "logic" to understand that only blind faith leads to
sighted Truth. Why, the homo-lovers in England have already accepted
that most scientists are naturally Atheists. Don't let it happen in
America! Report your Biology professor =E2=80=93 or any so-called teach=

pollutes the soul with extraneous (non-Biblical) information -- to the
local authorities before he recruits your child!

Atheists Deceive! Atheists go under many different names, but they
don't have the common sense to align themselves yet! Use this to your
advantage in reporting them to the police! They call themselves,
"humanists, agnostics, secular-humanists, moral relativists,
Catholics, free-thinkers, undecided, Unitarians, and more recently,
Brights." It is important to note that anyone who has a post-graduate
degree or is interested in getting a post-graduate degree, is suspect!
Also be warned, Wiccans , Vegans, Yogists, and readers of science
fiction are either Atheists or on the road to becoming an Atheist. Our
job as True Christians=E2=84=A2 is to use this loophole of time under t=

current Bush Administration to get as many of these God-haters
arrested as we can before they do more damage to our country than they
already have.

Atheists are afraid! Even though there are as many as 300 active
Atheists in the United States, we can safely assume that if recent
polls are correct, most Atheists are afraid to come out and say what
they don't believe. It's your job to pull it out of them. Put them on
the spot. Hound them at restaurants and on cruise ships. Don't take
"I'd rather not talk about religion" as a answer. Give them one last
chance to save their sorry souls. Then, call the police!-

On Mon, 18 Jun 2007 19:20:27 -0700, J Young <youngopini...@aol.com>
wrote:

OK, that's it IBen. I'm calling Loki. Own up, dude.