: After reading all these threads about the crotch fruit I decided that
: I'm entitled to have some too. It sounds like something delicious,
: like papaya or watermelon. So how do I go about getting me some of
: this much talked about crotch fruit?



Two nuns were walking down the sidewalk and man were they hot.
I mean it was like 110 in the shade dudes and dudettes. They were
discussing how they could get cool. They knew that Father "I Ben Innit"
would not approve of them taking off their habits cuz they wear them cuz
its a habit...anyhoo just then they see a large black lady sitting on
her porch (hence cometh the name porch monkey) and one of the nuns says
"BBBS" (bigblackboxshowing) as this momma had her dress way up and with no
panties on. She was sitting there happy as could be eating a large
watermelon (what else). The nuns came over to her and one said "pardon
me lady but we noticed that you have no pants on, if we did that would we
get cool? The porch monkey eyed them carefully and spat out a seed and
said "Well isa not sure penquins iffa that wud keep you cool allsa i knows
that when isa take offa mise pants I doesn't get anymo flies on my
watermelon!!"

BreeDer2B wrote:

After reading all these threads about the crotch fruit I decided that
I'm entitled to have some too. It sounds like something delicious,
like papaya or watermelon. So how do I go about getting me some of
this much talked about crotch fruit?

probily look in google for some then use local.live.com and search for
a place that sells it around u
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On Sun, 06 Aug 2006 16:14:20 -0400, in alt.gossip.celebrities, BreeDer2B <bree@der.2b>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... After reading all these threads about the crotch fruit I decided that
... I'm entitled to have some too. It sounds like something delicious,
... like papaya or watermelon. So how do I go about getting me some of
... this much talked about crotch fruit?

First, you pass a watermelon through your vagina.

On Sun, 06 Aug 2006 16:14:20 -0400, in alt.gossip.celebrities, BreeDer2B <bree@der.2b>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... After reading all these threads about the crotch fruit I decided that
... I'm entitled to have some too. It sounds like something delicious,
... like papaya or watermelon. So how do I go about getting me some of
... this much talked about crotch fruit?

First, you pass a watermelon through your vagina.