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"Gactimus" |
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03 Nov 2004 03:04:18 PM |
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Kerry in a landslide |
Or not.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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| User: "Gene Johnson" |
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04 Nov 2004 07:54:36 AM |
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Kerry working as national spokeman for Kerry Lotion.
The Truth About Abortion
http://community.webtv.net/pony81/TheTruthabout/
Abortion Must Be Banned Petition
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/662106011
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: Kerry in a landslide |
03 Nov 2004 03:18:59 PM |
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TV's Gactimus wrote:
Or not.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That's enough from you, mindless fundamentalist fascist drone. You'll speak
when spoken to, *PLONK*
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I'm George W. Bush, and Karl Rove approved this message.
aa #2133
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| User: "Liberals HATE.America-!" |
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04 Nov 2004 06:59:32 AM |
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"OU812" <xqoozeme@aol.comSpamSux> wrote in message
Lefties can't stand free speech!
Oh sure they can. They LOVE free speech... as long as it comes from their
side only. Remember, only liberal speech is free speech. Conservative speech
is hate speech.
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"Liberals hate America, they hate 'flag-wavers', they hate abortion
opponents, they hate all religions except Islam (post 9/11). Even
terrorists don't hate America like liberals do." - Ann Coulter
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| User: "Douglas D. Anderson" |
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04 Nov 2004 03:26:40 PM |
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"Liberals HATE.America-!" <
"OU812" <xqoozeme@aol.comSpamSux> wrote in message
Lefties can't stand free speech!
Oh sure they can. They LOVE free speech... as long as it comes from their
side only. Remember, only liberal speech is free speech. Conservative speech
is hate speech.
Thomas Jefferson was the model liberal- all "rights of man" and populist..._until_
he became president. Then he dictated to Congress, took advice from no one,
and even tried to suppress the news organs of the opposition. In a recent Usenet
post, this posture was referred to as "backbone"... <g>.
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| User: "Dan Allen" |
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04 Nov 2004 06:08:51 PM |
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"Liberals HATE.America-!" <BUSHWINS!!!!@GOP-VICTORY.*****.LIBERALS> wrote in message news:<9e4c31c840dd2de433c7f6c755bfe16a@news.meganetnews.com>...
"OU812" <xqoozeme@aol.comSpamSux> wrote in message
Lefties can't stand free speech!
Oh sure they can. They LOVE free speech... as long as it comes from their
side only. Remember, only liberal speech is free speech. Conservative speech
is hate speech.
Do you realize your very name starkly contrasts with the point you are
trying to make here?
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| User: "Douglas D. Anderson" |
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| Title: Re: Kerry in a landslide |
03 Nov 2004 05:27:03 PM |
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"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote
TV's Gactimus wrote:
Or not.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That's enough from you, mindless fundamentalist fascist drone. You'll speak
when spoken to, *PLONK*
Why all the hate? Can't we all just get along?
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| User: "Dan Allen" |
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04 Nov 2004 07:28:17 AM |
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"Douglas D. Anderson" <dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message news:<bPdid.354669$bp1.189311@twister.nyroc.rr.com>...
"towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote
TV's Gactimus wrote:
Or not.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That's enough from you, mindless fundamentalist fascist drone. You'll speak
when spoken to, *PLONK*
Why all the hate? Can't we all just get along?
Although I'd like to think so, not is not a good time to be asking that.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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03 Nov 2004 03:54:10 PM |
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Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Gactimus didst gyre and gimble in
the wabe while reciting:
Or not.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you, the next
"offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your fleas turn
into emus and kick your dunny down.
I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save their country by
voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad karma your country
is storing up.
What comes around, goes around!
Ærchie
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| User: "Mel" |
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04 Nov 2004 06:41:25 AM |
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On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 05:54:10 +0800, Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote
in message <kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com>:
Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Gactimus didst gyre and gimble in
the wabe while reciting:
Or not.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you,
there won't be a next one. Bush's War on Terrorism has wiped out Al Quaeda's
ability to do so.
the next
"offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your fleas turn
into emus and kick your dunny down.
Bush has nothing personally to do with jobs being exported. That's American
business sourcing cheaper labour where it is to be found.
I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save their country by
voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad karma your country
is storing up.
there is no such thing as Karma. Karma is a myth invented by losers who are
too weak to get out there and kick their enemies' butts, so they resort to
whining about Karma.
I knew with certainty that Bush would win another term. Let America's
enemies do their worst, but right now they are cowering. They know that Bush
is coming for them soon. He will not rest until they are all dead.
What comes around, goes around!
Ærchie
about the only thing that applies to is money.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "Ray Fischer" |
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04 Nov 2004 07:27:26 AM |
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Mel <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 05:54:10 +0800, Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote
in message <kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com>:
Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Gactimus didst gyre and gimble in
the wabe while reciting:
Or not.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you,
there won't be a next one. Bush's War on Terrorism has wiped out Al Quaeda's
ability to do so.
And as proof notice bin Laden's recent capture.
Or not.
--
Ray Fischer
rfischer@sonic.net
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| User: "bluskie" |
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04 Nov 2004 04:59:59 PM |
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(Ray Fischer) wrote in message news:<cmdanu$j9m$1@bolt.sonic.net>...
Mel <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote:
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 05:54:10 +0800, Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote
in message <kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com>:
May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you,
there won't be a next one. Bush's War on Terrorism has wiped out Al Quaeda's
ability to do so.
And as proof notice bin Laden's recent capture.
Or not.
america is not exactly trying very hard to so either, I think they
never really were serious about his capture, that was just an excuse
to take military action in afghanistan, similar to the WMD claim in
iraq, they are not really too interested in WMD anymore, it was just
an excuse, that is why america voted for bush, americans who voted for
him dont care about why he lied about WMD in iraq, they just needed an
excuse to invade iraq and subjugate them, that's what war is really
about. Americans love war, it's what they like to do, It's good for
bussiness, that's the real motive.
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| User: "Gactimus" |
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| Title: Re: Kerry in a landslide |
03 Nov 2004 03:56:19 PM |
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Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote in news:kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com:
May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you, the next
"offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your fleas turn
into emus and kick your dunny down.
I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save their country by
voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad karma your country
is storing up.
What comes around, goes around!
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html
World leaders hail Bush's re-election, call for healing of global divisions over Iraq
BWAHAHAHAHA!
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| User: "gonzo" |
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| Title: Re: Kerry in a landslide |
03 Nov 2004 05:38:44 PM |
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Gactimus <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in message
news:1099518979.pDgx8wG5J40XiTsdPk2g8g@bubbanews...
Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote in
news:kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com:
May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you, the next
"offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your fleas
turn
into emus and kick your dunny down.
I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save their country
by
voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad karma your
country
is storing up.
What comes around, goes around!
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html
World leaders hail Bush's re-election, call for healing of global
divisions over Iraq
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Hope you are still laughing when you are drafted and sent
to some hellhole to make Dubya and pals richer........
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| User: "Douglas D. Anderson" |
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03 Nov 2004 06:53:10 PM |
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"gonzo" <nobody@nowhere.dot.net> wrote
Gactimus <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in message
news:1099518979.pDgx8wG5J40XiTsdPk2g8g@bubbanews...
Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote in
news:kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com:
May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you, the next
"offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your fleas
turn
into emus and kick your dunny down.
I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save their country
by
voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad karma your
country
is storing up.
What comes around, goes around!
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html
World leaders hail Bush's re-election, call for healing of global
divisions over Iraq
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Hope you are still laughing when you are drafted and sent
to some hellhole to make Dubya and pals richer........
He'd have to get a _lot_ of money to be as rich as John Kerry, and
his pal George Soros. And Kerry knows all about hell holes, when
his wife let's him go in.
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| User: "Gactimus" |
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03 Nov 2004 06:54:34 PM |
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"gonzo" <nobody@nowhere.dot.net> wrote in
news:cmbqh9$42l$1@kermit.esat.net:
Gactimus <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in message
news:1099518979.pDgx8wG5J40XiTsdPk2g8g@bubbanews...
Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote in
news:kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com:
May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you, the next
"offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your fleas
turn into emus and kick your dunny down.
I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save their
country by voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad
karma your country is storing up.
What comes around, goes around!
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html
World leaders hail Bush's re-election, call for healing of global
divisions over Iraq
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Hope you are still laughing when you are drafted and sent to some
hellhole to make Dubya and pals richer........
The only way there would be a draft is if there was a catastrophic war. In
other words, it isn't going to happen.
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| User: "Frank Pittel" |
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04 Nov 2004 12:03:23 AM |
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In alt.politics.usa.republican gonzo <nobody@nowhere.dot.net> wrote:
: Gactimus <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in message
: news:1099518979.pDgx8wG5J40XiTsdPk2g8g@bubbanews...
: > ?rchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote in
: news:kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com:
: >
: > > May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you, the next
: > > "offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your fleas
: turn
: > > into emus and kick your dunny down.
: > >
: > > I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save their country
: by
: > > voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad karma your
: country
: > > is storing up.
: > >
: > > What comes around, goes around!
: >
: > http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html
: >
: > World leaders hail Bush's re-election, call for healing of global
: divisions over Iraq
: >
: > BWAHAHAHAHA!
: Hope you are still laughing when you are drafted and sent
: to some hellhole to make Dubya and pals richer........
When is this fantasy draft of yours going to start??
--
Keep working millions on welfare depend on you
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fwp@deepthought.com
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| User: "Douglas D. Anderson" |
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| Title: Re: Kerry in a landslide |
04 Nov 2004 04:39:22 AM |
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"Frank Pittel" <fwp@warlock.deepthought.com> wrote
In alt.politics.usa.republican gonzo <nobody@nowhere.dot.net> wrote:
: Gactimus <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in message
: news:1099518979.pDgx8wG5J40XiTsdPk2g8g@bubbanews...
: > ?rchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote in
: news:kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com:
: >
: > > May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you, the next
: > > "offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your fleas
: turn
: > > into emus and kick your dunny down.
: > >
: > > I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save their country
: by
: > > voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad karma your
: country
: > > is storing up.
: > >
: > > What comes around, goes around!
: >
: > http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html
: >
: > World leaders hail Bush's re-election, call for healing of global
: divisions over Iraq
: >
: > BWAHAHAHAHA!
: Hope you are still laughing when you are drafted and sent
: to some hellhole to make Dubya and pals richer........
When is this fantasy draft of yours going to start??
gonzo is Irish, they've always had the draft there, Harp, Guinness, etc.
ObJ:
Did you hear about the drunk Irish terrorists who hijacked the Goodyear
blimp, and were last see bouncing it repeatedly off Big Ben?
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| User: "OICU812" |
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04 Nov 2004 05:47:23 PM |
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"Douglas D. Anderson" <dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
news:uFnid.77801$l07.17984@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
:
: "Frank Pittel" <fwp@warlock.deepthought.com> wrote
: > In alt.politics.usa.republican gonzo <nobody@nowhere.dot.net> wrote:
: >
: > : Gactimus <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in message
: > : news:1099518979.pDgx8wG5J40XiTsdPk2g8g@bubbanews...
: > : > ?rchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote in
: > : news:kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com:
: > : >
: > : > > May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you, the
next
: > : > > "offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your
fleas
: > : turn
: > : > > into emus and kick your dunny down.
: > : > >
: > : > > I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save their
country
: > : by
: > : > > voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad karma your
: > : country
: > : > > is storing up.
: > : > >
: > : > > What comes around, goes around!
: > : >
: > : > http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html
: > : >
: > : > World leaders hail Bush's re-election, call for healing of global
: > : divisions over Iraq
: > : >
: > : > BWAHAHAHAHA!
: >
: > : Hope you are still laughing when you are drafted and sent
: > : to some hellhole to make Dubya and pals richer........
: >
: > When is this fantasy draft of yours going to start??
: >
: gonzo is Irish, they've always had the draft there, Harp, Guinness, etc.
:
: ObJ:
: Did you hear about the drunk Irish terrorists who hijacked the Goodyear
: blimp, and were last see bouncing it repeatedly off Big Ben?
Did ya hear about the two Irish queers?
Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald......
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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05 Nov 2004 03:17:03 AM |
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"OICU812" <oicu812@oicu812.fm> wrote in message
news:LJidnZYd3foCIhfcRVn-tQ@adelphia.com...
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: "Douglas D. Anderson" <dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
: news:uFnid.77801$l07.17984@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
: :
: : "Frank Pittel" <fwp@warlock.deepthought.com> wrote
: : > In alt.politics.usa.republican gonzo <nobody@nowhere.dot.net> wrote:
: : >
: : > : Gactimus <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in message
: : > : news:1099518979.pDgx8wG5J40XiTsdPk2g8g@bubbanews...
: : > : > ?rchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote in
: : > : news:kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com:
: : > : >
: : > : > > May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you, the
: next
: : > : > > "offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your
: fleas
: : > : turn
: : > : > > into emus and kick your dunny down.
: : > : > >
: : > : > > I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save their
: country
: : > : by
: : > : > > voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad karma
your
: : > : country
: : > : > > is storing up.
: : > : > >
: : > : > > What comes around, goes around!
: : > : >
: : > : > http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html
: : > : >
: : > : > World leaders hail Bush's re-election, call for healing of global
: : > : divisions over Iraq
: : > : >
: : > : > BWAHAHAHAHA!
: : >
: : > : Hope you are still laughing when you are drafted and sent
: : > : to some hellhole to make Dubya and pals richer........
: : >
: : > When is this fantasy draft of yours going to start??
: : >
: : gonzo is Irish, they've always had the draft there, Harp, Guinness, etc.
: :
: : ObJ:
: : Did you hear about the drunk Irish terrorists who hijacked the Goodyear
: : blimp, and were last see bouncing it repeatedly off Big Ben?
:
: Did ya hear about the two Irish queers?
: Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald......
No.....
Well...... are ya going to tell us?
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Kerry in a landslide |
05 Nov 2004 06:05:36 AM |
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"ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote in message
news:GzHid.3582$op3.146836@news.xtra.co.nz...
"OICU812" <oicu812@oicu812.fm> wrote in message
news:LJidnZYd3foCIhfcRVn-tQ@adelphia.com...
:
: "Douglas D. Anderson" <dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
: news:uFnid.77801$l07.17984@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
: :
: : "Frank Pittel" <fwp@warlock.deepthought.com> wrote
: : > In alt.politics.usa.republican gonzo <nobody@nowhere.dot.net> wrote:
: : >
: : > : Gactimus <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in message
: : > : news:1099518979.pDgx8wG5J40XiTsdPk2g8g@bubbanews...
: : > : > ?rchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote in
: : > : news:kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com:
: : > : >
: : > : > > May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you,
the
: next
: : > : > > "offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your
: fleas
: : > : turn
: : > : > > into emus and kick your dunny down.
: : > : > >
: : > : > > I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save
their
: country
: : > : by
: : > : > > voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad karma
your
: : > : country
: : > : > > is storing up.
: : > : > >
: : > : > > What comes around, goes around!
: : > : >
: : > : > http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html
: : > : >
: : > : > World leaders hail Bush's re-election, call for healing of
global
: : > : divisions over Iraq
: : > : >
: : > : > BWAHAHAHAHA!
: : >
: : > : Hope you are still laughing when you are drafted and sent
: : > : to some hellhole to make Dubya and pals richer........
: : >
: : > When is this fantasy draft of yours going to start??
: : >
: : gonzo is Irish, they've always had the draft there, Harp, Guinness,
etc.
: :
: : ObJ:
: : Did you hear about the drunk Irish terrorists who hijacked the
Goodyear
: : blimp, and were last see bouncing it repeatedly off Big Ben?
:
: Did ya hear about the two Irish queers?
: Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald......
No.....
Well...... are ya going to tell us?
it's over your head kiwi.
I was on my way to the post office to pick up my case of free M&M's (sent to
me because I forwarded an e-mail to five other people, celebrating the fact
that the year 2000 is "MM" in Roman numerals), when I ran into a friend
whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a
rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken (which is predictable, since as
everyone knows, there's no actual chicken in Kentucky Fried Chicken, which
is why the government made them change their name to KFC).
Anyway, one day this guy went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his
bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over and when he got out
of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEY HAD BEEN STOLEN. He saw a note on his
mirror that said "Call 911!" but he was afraid to use his phone because it
was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his computer that
would destroy his hard drive if he opened an email entitled "Join the crew!"
He knew it wasn't a hoax because he himself was a computer programmer who
was working on software to prevent a global disaster in which all the
computers get together and distribute the $250.00 Neiman-Marcus cookie
recipe under the leadership of Bill Gates. (It's true - I read it all last
week in a mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a
free Disney World vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the e-mail to
everyone I know.)
The poor man then tried to call 911 from a pay phone to report his missing
kidneys, but a voice on the line first asked him to press #90, which
unwittingly gave the bandit full access to the phone line at the guy's
expense.
Then reaching into the coin-return slot he got jabbed with an HIV-infected
needle around which was wrapped a note that said, "Welcome to the world of
AIDS." Luckily he was only a few blocks from the hospital - the one where
that little boy who is dying of cancer is, the one whose last wish is for
everyone in the world to send him an e-mail and the American Cancer Society
has agreed to pay him a nickel for every e-mail he receives.
I sent him two e-mails and one of them was a bunch of x's and o's in the
shape of an angel (if you get it and forward it to more than 10 people, you
will have good luck but for 10 people only you will only have OK luck and if
you send it to fewer than10 people you will have BAD LUCK FOR SEVEN YEARS).
So anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself to the hospital, but on the
way he noticed another car driving without its lights on. To be helpful, he
flashed his lights at him and was promptly shot as part of a gang
initiation.
Send THIS to all the friends who send you their junk mail and you will
receive 4 green M&Ms -- if you don't, the owner of Proctor and Gamble will
report you to his Satanist friends and you will have more bad luck:
you will get sick from the Sodium Laureth Sulfate in your shampoo, your
spouse/mate will develop a skin rash from using the antiperspirant which
clogs the pores under your arms, and the U.S. government will put a tax on
your e-mails forever.
I know this is all true 'cause I read it on the Internet.
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04 Nov 2004 04:51:48 AM |
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"Frank Pittel" <fwp@warlock.deepthought.com> wrote in message
news:ueSdnUESmPa2WxTcRVn-hw@giganews.com...
: In alt.politics.usa.republican gonzo <nobody@nowhere.dot.net> wrote:
:
: : Gactimus <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in message
: : news:1099518979.pDgx8wG5J40XiTsdPk2g8g@bubbanews...
: : > ?rchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote in
: : news:kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com:
: : >
: : > > May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you, the
next
: : > > "offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your fleas
: : turn
: : > > into emus and kick your dunny down.
: : > >
: : > > I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save their
country
: : by
: : > > voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad karma your
: : country
: : > > is storing up.
: : > >
: : > > What comes around, goes around!
: : >
: : > http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html
: : >
: : > World leaders hail Bush's re-election, call for healing of global
: : divisions over Iraq
: : >
: : > BWAHAHAHAHA!
:
: : Hope you are still laughing when you are drafted and sent
: : to some hellhole to make Dubya and pals richer........
:
: When is this fantasy draft of yours going to start??
about 8 months
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Kerry in a landslide |
04 Nov 2004 06:11:30 AM |
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"ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote in message
news:qSnid.3254$op3.132144@news.xtra.co.nz...
"Frank Pittel" <fwp@warlock.deepthought.com> wrote in message
news:ueSdnUESmPa2WxTcRVn-hw@giganews.com...
: In alt.politics.usa.republican gonzo <nobody@nowhere.dot.net> wrote:
:
: : Gactimus <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in message
: : news:1099518979.pDgx8wG5J40XiTsdPk2g8g@bubbanews...
: : > ?rchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote in
: : news:kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com:
: : >
: : > > May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you, the
next
: : > > "offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your
fleas
: : turn
: : > > into emus and kick your dunny down.
: : > >
: : > > I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save their
country
: : by
: : > > voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad karma your
: : country
: : > > is storing up.
: : > >
: : > > What comes around, goes around!
: : >
: : > http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html
: : >
: : > World leaders hail Bush's re-election, call for healing of global
: : divisions over Iraq
: : >
: : > BWAHAHAHAHA!
:
: : Hope you are still laughing when you are drafted and sent
: : to some hellhole to make Dubya and pals richer........
:
: When is this fantasy draft of yours going to start??
about 8 months
is that how long it's going to take you to get that one turd out kiwi?
A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a
wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by
far the most difficult, wraps around an old barn. With a terrible slice the
man puts the barn between his ball and the green. Knowing that the strokes
that it will take to get around the barn will destroy his score, he begins
to rant and rave. His wife hating to see him ruin such a great afternoon
makes a suggestion.
"What if I were to hold open the barn doors? That way you could send it
right through the barn onto the green."
He thinks this over and decides that it will work. With his wife holding
open the barn door he lines up with the hole and gives the ball a terrific
"whack"! The ball shoots through the air and right into the head of his
wife, killing her instantly.
Months go by, the man mourning all the while. His friends, hating to see him
in such a state, convince him to go golfing with them. They end up at the
same course and on the final hole, oddly enough, another terrible slice puts
the old barn between his ball and the green. Again he begins to rant and
rave at what this dilemma will do to his score. He friend, wanting to please
him, makes a suggestion.
"What if I were to hold open the barn doors? That way you could send it
right through the barn onto the green."
"No," the man replies, "last time I did that I got two over par."
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| User: "Ray Fischer" |
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04 Nov 2004 07:26:47 AM |
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ur_droll <who.gives@*****.co> wrote:
"Frank Pittel" <fwp@warlock.deepthought.com> wrote in message
news:ueSdnUESmPa2WxTcRVn-hw@giganews.com...
: In alt.politics.usa.republican gonzo <nobody@nowhere.dot.net> wrote:
:
: : Gactimus <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in message
: : news:1099518979.pDgx8wG5J40XiTsdPk2g8g@bubbanews...
: : > ?rchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote in
: : news:kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com:
: : >
: : > > May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you, the
next
: : > > "offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your fleas
: : turn
: : > > into emus and kick your dunny down.
: : > >
: : > > I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save their
country
: : by
: : > > voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad karma your
: : country
: : > > is storing up.
: : > >
: : > > What comes around, goes around!
: : >
: : > http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html
: : >
: : > World leaders hail Bush's re-election, call for healing of global
: : divisions over Iraq
: : >
: : > BWAHAHAHAHA!
:
: : Hope you are still laughing when you are drafted and sent
: : to some hellhole to make Dubya and pals richer........
:
: When is this fantasy draft of yours going to start??
about 8 months
I give it a year. Just about the time Bush starts getting ready to
invade Iran or Syria.
--
Ray Fischer
rfischer@sonic.net
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| User: "Mel" |
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04 Nov 2004 06:41:31 AM |
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On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 21:56:19 GMT, Gactimus <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in
message <1099518979.pDgx8wG5J40XiTsdPk2g8g@bubbanews>:
Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote in news:kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com:
May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you, the next
"offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your fleas turn
into emus and kick your dunny down.
I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save their country by
voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad karma your country
is storing up.
What comes around, goes around!
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html
World leaders hail Bush's re-election, call for healing of global divisions over Iraq
BWAHAHAHAHA!
of course. they know that they have no choice but to accept the reality of
the situation. if Kerry had got in, they would have all been trying to
chance their luck. they've got Bush for another 4, they might as well make
the best of it.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Kerry in a landslide |
05 Nov 2004 06:13:06 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:vmvio0lsldnp6f61iafanq4bjlb504mamv@4ax.com...
On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 21:56:19 GMT, Gactimus <gactimus@xrs.net> wrote in
message <1099518979.pDgx8wG5J40XiTsdPk2g8g@bubbanews>:
Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote in
news:kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com:
May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you, the next
"offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your fleas
turn
into emus and kick your dunny down.
I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save their
country by
voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad karma your
country
is storing up.
What comes around, goes around!
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html
World leaders hail Bush's re-election, call for healing of global
divisions over Iraq
BWAHAHAHAHA!
of course. they know that they have no choice but to accept the reality of
the situation. if Kerry had got in, they would have all been trying to
chance their luck. they've got Bush for another 4, they might as well make
the best of it.
you know you're scared of bush fag boy.
The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?":
Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at
an average of 30 minutes per game.
With $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day, working or not.
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of
sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $9.50, but he'll make $18,550
while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
He'd make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura SLX (about $90,000) it would take
him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would
have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.
He'd probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be
reimbursed around $30,000 during that round.
Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax
deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m.
on January 1st.
If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living
comfortably at $65,000 a year.
He'd make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics.
He'd make about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy
Chicago restaurant, he'd pull in about $5600.
In his last year, he made more than twice as much as all U.S. past
presidents for all of their terms combined.
.... However...
.... If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250 years, he'll still
have less than Bill Gates has today.
Game over. Nerd wins.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: Kerry in a landslide |
03 Nov 2004 04:09:25 PM |
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Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Gactimus didst gyre and gimble in
the wabe while reciting:
Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote in news:kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com:
May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you, the next
"offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your fleas turn
into emus and kick your dunny down.
I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save their country by
voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad karma your country
is storing up.
What comes around, goes around!
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html
World leaders hail Bush's re-election, call for healing of global divisions over Iraq
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Oh yeah - laugh all the way to the bankruptcy Osama planned for you.
Fucking smug Yank - have you any idea just how much your country is hated
internationally? The only way you can get another country to agree with you
is for you to buy them like ***** on a sidewalk.
Ærchie
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| User: "JD" |
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03 Nov 2004 04:40:16 PM |
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"Ærchie" <archive23@pphotmail.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:hhlio0h8kqru9t80t9ccii9tcrr8bjoucd@4ax.com...
Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Gactimus didst gyre and gimble in
the wabe while reciting:
Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote in
news:kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com:
May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you, the next
"offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your fleas
turn
into emus and kick your dunny down.
I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save their country
by
voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad karma your
country
is storing up.
What comes around, goes around!
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html
World leaders hail Bush's re-election, call for healing of global
divisions over Iraq
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Oh yeah - laugh all the way to the bankruptcy Osama planned for you.
Fucking smug Yank - have you any idea just how much your country is hated
internationally? The only way you can get another country to agree with
you
is for you to buy them like ***** on a sidewalk.
Ærchie
Hadn't you heard? Being empty, ignorant, puffed up and blustery is
considered a virtue in my homeland. Disgusting? Yes. Surprising? Not in
the least. The idiot population of the U.S.A. is growing by leaps and
bounds, thanks to a bizarre and ineffective educational system and many
other bad things. One can only hope that disasters like these move in
cycles.
JD
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| User: "EZ2" |
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03 Nov 2004 09:43:39 PM |
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http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html
World leaders hail Bush's re-election, call for healing of global
divisions over Iraq
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Oh yeah - laugh all the way to the bankruptcy Osama planned for you.
Fucking smug Yank - have you any idea just how much your country is hated
internationally?
Have you any idea how little we give a *****?
For that matter, have you any idea how unimportant your snotty, superior
leftist attitude is?
No, I don't imagine you do. That's probably because any of you that were
smart enough to have ideas of your own - came here. The rest of you dimwits
missed the boat.
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: Kerry in a landslide |
04 Nov 2004 06:41:35 AM |
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On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 06:09:25 +0800, Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote
in message <hhlio0h8kqru9t80t9ccii9tcrr8bjoucd@4ax.com>:
Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Gactimus didst gyre and gimble in
the wabe while reciting:
Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote in news:kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com:
May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you, the next
"offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your fleas turn
into emus and kick your dunny down.
I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save their country by
voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad karma your country
is storing up.
What comes around, goes around!
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html
World leaders hail Bush's re-election, call for healing of global divisions over Iraq
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Oh yeah - laugh all the way to the bankruptcy Osama planned for you.
Fucking smug Yank - have you any idea just how much your country is hated
internationally?
only by liberal fucktards. and by the unwashed rabble outside on the
pavements baying for a free lunch.
The only way you can get another country to agree with you
is for you to buy them like ***** on a sidewalk.
Ærchie
you'll find that your jaundiced view is far from reality.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Kerry in a landslide |
05 Nov 2004 06:15:46 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.fag.com> wrote in message
news:bqvio01vvdgempqk2ls42kdth91o4ap4qh@4ax.com...
On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 06:09:25 +0800, Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote
in message <hhlio0h8kqru9t80t9ccii9tcrr8bjoucd@4ax.com>:
Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Gactimus didst gyre and gimble in
the wabe while reciting:
Ærchie <archive23@pphotmail.com> wrote in
news:kikio0l18upo110mkhb2cnmp8qu0v73vc1@4ax.com:
May the next terrorist-hijacked plane be aimed right at you, the next
"offshored" job be the one you currently have and may all your fleas
turn
into emus and kick your dunny down.
I feel sorry for those American patriots who tried to save their
country by
voting Democrat cos they will have to share in the bad karma your
country
is storing up.
What comes around, goes around!
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/041103/1/3o8sn.html
World leaders hail Bush's re-election, call for healing of global
divisions over Iraq
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Oh yeah - laugh all the way to the bankruptcy Osama planned for you.
Fucking smug Yank - have you any idea just how much your country is hated
internationally?
only by liberal fucktards. and by the unwashed rabble outside on the
pavements baying for a free lunch.
you're always looking for free drugs fag boy.
The only way you can get another country to agree with you
is for you to buy them like ***** on a sidewalk.
Ærchie
you'll find that your jaundiced view is far from reality.
yours is drug induced fag boy.
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up,
"I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for
a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his
pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you
great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his
pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great
sex for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex
for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.... But a talking
frog is pretty neat."
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfag.com
http://www.atjfag.com/
Fag Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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