Dear Friends
Another most honorable man has entered the presidential race, Mullah
Omar
So far the Democrats have only produced baby-murdering, sodomite-
loving, candidates.
And the Republicans have only produced baby-murdering, sodomite-loving
candidates (like Gulianni and McCain) too!
Mullar Omar offers a truly different perspective on the issues of the
day.
Note that the GOP strategists are already talking about
"electability."
If Christians will vote for Gulianni or McCain just to snub Hillary or
Obama, we have sunk to a new low in this nation.
Our current leaders consisting of corrupt liberal politicians will be
replaced by the devout Taliban, who, no doubt, will have great success
in eliminating corruption, restoring peace, and allowing commerce to
resume.
A Taliban lead goverment, under the direction of Mullah Muhammad Omar,
will bring about this order through the institution of a very strict
interpretation of Islamic law.
Public executions and punishments (such as floggings, hangings,
beheadings and burnings) will become regular events at Football
stadiums.
Frivolous activities, like kite-flying, education, and lap dances will
be outlawed.
In order to root out "non-Islamic" influence, television, music, and
the Internet will also be banned
Then the US can stop this War on Terror and begin new wars on
Abortion, Reprobate Behavior, Filthy Speech, Homosexuals, and
Pornography
Please support all your local Taliban canidates as they best express
my own religious ideals
They are this country's best hope for a sinless fundamentalist future
thanks, dave
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