On the Light Side -- Christmas Eve, 2005. Bible Stories

Science > Abortion > On the Light Side -- Christmas Eve, 2005. Bible Stories

LINK TO THIS PAGE

rating : 0 | 0

Page 1 of 1

Topic:	Science > Abortion
User:	"Craig Chilton"
Date:	24 Dec 2005 12:46:21 AM
Object:	On the Light Side -- Christmas Eve, 2005. Bible Stories

Source:
http://www.main.com/~anns/other/humor/studentbloopers.html
Background (from that website):
"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I
have pasted together the following "history" of the world from certifiably
genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United
States, from eighth grade through college level."
BIBLE STORIES
"The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the
Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
One of their children, Cain, asked, 'Am I my brother's son?'
"God asked Abraham to sacrifice Issac on Mount Montezuma.
Jacob, son of Issac, stole his brother's birthmark.
"Jacob was a partiarch who brought up his twelve sons to be
partiarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob's sons, Joseph,
gave refuse to the Israelites."
-- Craig Chilton <xanadu222_@mchsi.com>
.

User: "John P. Boatwright"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- stories you won't see from aborted kids	31 Dec 2005 05:55:18 AM

Craig Chilton wrote:

"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I
have pasted together the following "history" of the world from certifiably
genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United
States, from eighth grade through college level."

And you won't see any stories from aborted kids.
All those wonderful kids... ripped apart, physically
raped to death, in the womb, and tossed into a trash can
after being re-assembled on a table top to be sure all
the "parts" are out, and the stem cells are sucked out
of their brains... yep, really tough to get stories
out of those kids.... them being murdered in the womb
for a few dollars, on their birthday... by their own
parents paying someone to do it to them, and not caring
in the least for their well being... them being absolutely
helpless and total dependent on their parents, and they
deserted them, didn't care at all about them.
Have some guts there guys, at least look at them on
the table top, get up off your ***** and tell them that
you love them, before they end up in the landfill.
Who else is going to do it?
Who?
You're it.
If you don't care about them, that's all they got.
God gave you guys a gift, a gift of a person to love
and care for, and what will you do?
What have you done?
God made it all, Jesus died for our sins.

Proof God described the planet density profile
BEFORE science did:
http://home.teleport.com/~salad/4god/density.htm
(see the 2 graphs, obviously God was right in Genesis)

Mirror site at: http://For-God.net
.

User: "Ray Fischer"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- stories you won't see from aborted kids	31 Dec 2005 05:58:50 AM

John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:

Craig Chilton wrote:

Your perverse fantasies are not reality.
--
Ray Fischer
rfischer@sonic.net
.

User: "BOB"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- stories you won't see from aborted kids	31 Dec 2005 11:59:53 AM

(Ray Fischer) wrote in
news:43b6727a$0$58120$742ec2ed@news.sonic.net:

John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:

Craig Chilton wrote:

"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History
teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.
I have pasted together the following "history" of the world from
certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers
throughout the United States, from eighth grade through college
level."

Your perverse fantasies are not reality.

Much like Boatwrong's mythical "god"
.

User: "L. Michael Roberts"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- stories you won't see from aborted kids	01 Jan 2006 12:16:50 AM

John P. Boatwright wrote:

Craig Chilton wrote:

And you won't see any stories from aborted kids.

Neither will you see any stories from the Iraqi children bombed and
burned by the "coalition of the willing" led by Blair and Bush!
<snip>
--
+==================== L. Michael Roberts ======================+
This represents my personal opinion and NOT Company policy
Goderich, Ont, Canada. To reply, post a request for my valid E-mail
"Life is a sexually transmitted, terminal, condition"
+================================================================+
.

User: "Andrealphus"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- stories you won't see from aborted kids	01 Jan 2006 12:20:01 AM

In News LI-dnfCTdo1R7ireRVn-tw@golden.net,, L. Michael Roberts at
L_Michael_Roberts@nospam.com, typed this:

John P. Boatwright wrote:

Craig Chilton wrote:

"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History
teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in
an essay. I have pasted together the following "history" of the
world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by
teachers throughout the United States, from eighth grade through
college level."

And you won't see any stories from aborted kids.

Neither will you see any stories from the Iraqi children bombed and
burned by the "coalition of the willing" led by Blair and Bush!

<snip>

It's somewhat amazing that these same people that are so against abortion
have little to no problem sending kids off to fight and die for trumped up
reasons once they reach the age of eighteen.
--
Question with boldness even the existence of god; because if there be
one, he must more approve the homage of reason than that of blindfolded
fear. - Thomas Jefferson
.

User: "Craig Chilton"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- stories you won't see from aborted kids	01 Jan 2006 01:32:57 AM

On Sun, 01 Jan 2006 06:20:01 GMT,
"Andrealphus" wrote:

L. Michael Roberts wrote:

MINDLESS Bigot, John P. Boatwright
wrote total (and off-topic) bullcrap.

Neither will you see any stories from the Iraqi children bombed
and burned by the "coalition of the willing" led by Blair and Bush!

It's somewhat amazing that these same people that are so
against abortion have little to no problem sending kids off to fight
and die for trumped up reasons once they reach the age of
eighteen.

Right! No one will ever be able to honestly say that being Anti-
Choice is even REMOTELY associated with being intelligent.
RRR cultists are the biggest DOLTS on the planet.
-- Craig Chilton <xanadu222_@mchsi.com>
--
RRR cult lemmings... dumber than dirt.
America's mentally-challenged version of the Taliban.
.

User: "Gaia"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- stories you won't see from aborted kids	31 Dec 2005 05:57:03 AM

John P. Boatwright wrote:

Craig Chilton wrote:

And you won't see any stories from aborted kids.

Of course not, Mr. Boatwright; they never existed and never will exist.
.

User: "BOB"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- stories you won't see from aborted kids	31 Dec 2005 11:58:29 AM

"Gaia" <starchaser@inorbit.com> wrote in
news:1136030223.740634.118990@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

John P. Boatwright wrote:

Craig Chilton wrote:

"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History
teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.
I have pasted together the following "history" of the world from
certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers
throughout the United States, from eighth grade through college
level."

And you won't see any stories from aborted kids.

Of course not, Mr. Boatwright; they never existed and never will
exist.

Much like Boatwrong's mythical "god".
.

User: "John P. Boatwright"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- stories you won't see from aborted kids	31 Dec 2005 06:07:20 AM

Gaia wrote:

John P. Boatwright wrote:

Craig Chilton wrote:

And you won't see any stories from aborted kids.

Of course not, Mr. Boatwright; they never existed and never will exist.

I exist and was also once in a womb.
My mother though, she didn't pay a few dollars to have
someone rip me to shreads on my birthday and toss me into
the trash.
My mother was tough, and if someone had killed me, she
would have made absolutely sure she saw me, and said
goodbye, before I was buried. She wasn't like you wimpy
self destructive types.
You guys are gutless cowards, you won't even look at
who you're killing, or acknowledge their existance.
What will you tell God about it? How are you going to
convince him that you were worth more than the least?
God made it all, Jesus died for our sins.

Proof God described the planet density profile
BEFORE science did:
http://home.teleport.com/~salad/4god/density.htm
(see the 2 graphs, obviously God was right in Genesis)

Mirror site at: http://For-God.net
.

User: "The Chief Instigator"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- stories you won't see from aborted kids	31 Dec 2005 10:33:14 AM

"John P. Boatwright" <name@For-God.net> writes:

Gaia wrote:

John P. Boatwright wrote:

Craig Chilton wrote:

"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I
have pasted together the following "history" of the world from
certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout
the United States, from eighth grade through college level."

And you won't see any stories from aborted kids.

Of course not, Mr. Boatwright; they never existed and never will exist.

I exist and was also once in a womb.
My mother though, she didn't pay a few dollars to have
someone rip me to shreads on my birthday and toss me into
the trash.

Small world, wot? Neither did mine, but then, I was a wanted child...and even
if she'd been of a different mind, abortion wasn't anywhere near easily
obtainable (much less safe) in the Kentucky coalfields in the mid-1950s.
Oh, well...I'm thankful that you're Seattle's problem, and not ours.
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2005-06 Houston Aeros)
LAST GAME: Houston 3, Iowa 2 (December 28)
NEXT GAME: Saturday, December 31 at San Antonio, 7:05
.

User: "Andrealphus"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- stories you won't see from aborted kids	31 Dec 2005 08:53:51 AM

In News 43B672A7.23AE@For-God.net,, John P. Boatwright at name@For-God.net,
typed this:

Gaia wrote:

John P. Boatwright wrote:

Craig Chilton wrote:

"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History
teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in
an essay. I have pasted together the following "history" of the
world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by
teachers throughout the United States, from eighth grade through
college level."

And you won't see any stories from aborted kids.

Of course not, Mr. Boatwright; they never existed and never will
exist.

I exist and was also once in a womb.

Unfortunately, you weren't aborted.
--
Question with boldness even the existence of god; because if there be
one, he must more approve the homage of reason than that of blindfolded
fear. - Thomas Jefferson
.

User: "Ray Fischer"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- stories you won't see from aborted kids	31 Dec 2005 06:49:53 AM

John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:

Gaia wrote:

John P. Boatwright wrote:

Craig Chilton wrote:

And you won't see any stories from aborted kids.

Of course not, Mr. Boatwright; they never existed and never will exist.

I exist and was also once in a womb.

And sperm and egg before that.

My mother though, she didn't pay a few dollars to have
someone rip me to shreads on my birthday and toss me into
the trash.

You really like your perverted fantasies.
--
Ray Fischer
rfischer@sonic.net
.

User: "Gaia"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- stories you won't see from aborted kids	31 Dec 2005 06:09:38 AM

John P. Boatwright wrote:

Gaia wrote:

John P. Boatwright wrote:

Craig Chilton wrote:

And you won't see any stories from aborted kids.

Of course not, Mr. Boatwright; they never existed and never will exist.

I exist and was also once in a womb.

....and you still are, it would appear.
.

User: "Mimi Cohen"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- stories you won't see from aborted kids	31 Dec 2005 10:13:55 AM

Gaia wrote:

John P. Boatwright wrote:

Gaia wrote:

John P. Boatwright wrote:

Craig Chilton wrote:

And you won't see any stories from aborted kids.

Of course not, Mr. Boatwright; they never existed and never will exist.

I exist and was also once in a womb.

...and you still are, it would appear.

Only mentally :)
.

User: "Gaia"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- stories you won't see from aborted kids	31 Dec 2005 12:03:57 PM

Mimi Cohen wrote:

Gaia wrote:

John P. Boatwright wrote:

Gaia wrote:

John P. Boatwright wrote:

Craig Chilton wrote:

And you won't see any stories from aborted kids.

Of course not, Mr. Boatwright; they never existed and never will exist.

I exist and was also once in a womb.

...and you still are, it would appear.

Only mentally :)

My implication exactly!
.

User: "Mimi Cohen"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- stories you won't see from aborted kids	31 Dec 2005 02:21:25 PM

Gaia wrote:

Mimi Cohen wrote:

Gaia wrote:

John P. Boatwright wrote:

Gaia wrote:

John P. Boatwright wrote:

Craig Chilton wrote:

And you won't see any stories from aborted kids.

Of course not, Mr. Boatwright; they never existed and never will exist.

I exist and was also once in a womb.

...and you still are, it would appear.

Only mentally :)

My implication exactly!

Of course :) I only pointed it out for the borderline illiterates among
us :)
.

User: "Attila"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- stories you won't see from aborted kids	31 Dec 2005 04:52:53 PM

On Sat, 31 Dec 2005 12:07:20 GMT, "John P. Boatwright"
<name@For-God.net> in alt.abortion with message-id
<43B672A7.23AE@For-God.net> wrote:

Gaia wrote:

John P. Boatwright wrote:

Craig Chilton wrote:

And you won't see any stories from aborted kids.

Of course not, Mr. Boatwright; they never existed and never will exist.

I exist and was also once in a womb.

So what? That is true of everyone who ever lived.

My mother though, she didn't pay a few dollars to have
someone rip me to shreads on my birthday and toss me into
the trash.

Too bad.

My mother was tough, and if someone had killed me, she
would have made absolutely sure she saw me, and said
goodbye, before I was buried. She wasn't like you wimpy
self destructive types.

Unless she had miscarried when she was a couple of weeks pregnant with
you.

You guys are gutless cowards, you won't even look at
who you're killing, or acknowledge their existance.

What will you tell God about it?

Prove any god exists.

How are you going to
convince him that you were worth more than the least?

God made it all, Jesus died for our sins.

Prove any god exists.
Prove that jesus incident ever happened.
.

User: "Craig Chilton"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- stories you won't see from aborted kids	01 Jan 2006 01:26:35 AM

On Sat, 31 Dec 2005 11:55:18 GMT,
"John P. Boatwright" wrote:

Craig Chilton wrote:

In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents
last night, he's dead by now.

Like...

YOU, Boatsunk, as you float disgustingly in the form of
a fetid sewer rat turd in humanity's punchbowl.
The fact that any person could actually BE as dumb as
you are, and live, is an insult to the human race.
Moronic sociopath.
-- Craig Chilton

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
ANALYZING ABORTION-ON-REQUEST* in the USA
*(Abortion Rights as they have existed since 1-22-73)
Abortion terminates entities (z/e/fs: zygotes, embryoes &
fetuses, up until the 7th month of gestation) which have ALL
of these characteristics in common with sperm and ova:
-- Human
-- Unique
-- As a stage of development, indispensable to future birth
-- Have NEVER experienced conscious awareness
-- Alive
...which makes it hypocritical when abortion opponents
try to defend z/e/fs but NOT sperm and ova.
And the Bible, which is the primary moral authority for the
majority of Americans:
-- In NO way condemns abortion
-- Doesn't even MENTION abortion
-- By Jesus' day, abortion had been around for 1,000 yrs.
-- Contains NO defenses of s/o/z/e/fs
-- Reserves ALL of its protection for already-BORN people
-- That the Bible regards personhood to begin at BIRTH is
made clear by it's immense emphasis on the importance
of BIRTH order, and BIRTHrights.
-- In certain cases, condemned BABIES to horrible deaths
-- Never indicates that there is anything "special" about
fertilization
-- Thus making z/e/f and sperm & ova of EQUAL worth
Abortion-on-request enables women to:
-- Put their lives back on track immediately
-- Restore their well-being to pre-unplanned pregnancy levels
-- Vast majority of women are happy with this decision
-- Most women have no regrets
-- Restore their full range of future opportunities
-- Avoid physical difficulties of a 9-month pregnancy
-- Especially important for young girls, ~12-16
-- Statistically 6-10 times safer than carrying-to-term
-- Avoid the trauma of adopting-out, and wondering later
-- Avoid possibility of changing mind about adopting-out
-- Reduce likelihood of long-term economic deprivation
-- Avoid bringing child into less-loving home
-- Avoid bringing child into unstable environment
-- Wait until timing is better before having children
-- Who then are MORE likely to be loved
-- Who then are MORE likely to be in stable home
-- And thus are LESS like to have troubled childhoods
-- And therefore more likely NOT to become criminals
-- And thus are MORE likely to become successful
Legal abortion-on-request:
-- Is exponentially safer than illegal abortions
-- Thus saving the lives of hundreds or thousands of women/yr.
-- Has been available throughout the USA since early 1973
-- Between 1973 and 2000, 30 million women have had them
-- Between 1973 and 2000, 40 million abortions have been done
Other related facts include:
-- MOST women who have abortions go on to HAVE kids later,
when the timing is better
-- Those children would NOT have been born if the abortions
had not taken place earlier, because the same sperm and
ova would not have matched up.
-- Those "2nd-round" kids STARTED reaching age 13 in
significant numbers by 1988. By the early 1990s, millions
of those "2nd-round" kids were in their mid-teens by the
early 1990s.
-- Mid-teens is the highest risk age for crime, and this
continues into the early 20s.
-- As pointed out above, wanted and loved children are
LESS prone to criminal behavior.
-- By 1995, millions of "2nd-round kids" were entering the
workforce. Perhaps a million-plus MORE have entered it
every year SINCE. By 2000, the oldest ones had reached
the age where they could be getting quite successful.
-- Since the early 1990s, the rate of violent crime in the USA
has declined dramatically, and by 2000 was at 40-year
lows in many categories.
-- The decade of the 1990s, and the 21st century to date,
in the USA, has been the most economically-dynamic
period of time for any nation in the entire history of the
world.
Although the exact figures may be impossible to derive, the
probability that abortion-on-request has SIGNIFICANTLY benefitted
all of America's society in terms of the crime rate and the economy
is QUITE strong, despite the temporary anomaly caused by the attack
on Sept. 11, 2001. And a strong U.S. economy benefits the entire
world.
-- Originally posted to alt.abortion
and talk.abortion on Aug. 13, 2000
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
.

User: "Attila"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- stories you won't see from aborted kids	31 Dec 2005 04:50:47 PM

On Sat, 31 Dec 2005 11:55:18 GMT, "John P. Boatwright"
<name@For-God.net> in alt.abortion with message-id
<43B66FD5.7860@For-God.net> wrote:

Craig Chilton wrote:

And you won't see any stories from aborted kids.

You won't see any from rocks either.

All those wonderful kids...

Oh? What makes them so wonderful? But not having been born they are
not kids anyway.

ripped apart, physically
raped to death, in the womb, and tossed into a trash can
after being re-assembled on a table top to be sure all
the "parts" are out, and the stem cells are sucked out
of their brains... yep, really tough to get stories
out of those kids.... them being murdered

Not if you are speaking English and talking about anywhere abortion is
legal. Murder requires an illegal component. Without this illegal
component an act can no more be murder than a hamburger can be a
hamburger without meat or a cow be a cow without four legs and bovine
DNA.
It is impossible for a legal act to be illegal - it simply cannot
happen, To talk as if it can is to dishonestly foster a lie and
deception, as well as clearly indicating the audience is too dumb to
know what is being said.

in the womb
for a few dollars, on their birthday... by their own
parents paying someone to do it to them, and not caring
in the least for their well being... them being absolutely
helpless and total dependent on their parents, and they
deserted them, didn't care at all about them.

Have some guts there guys, at least look at them on
the table top, get up off your ***** and tell them that
you love them, before they end up in the landfill.

Who else is going to do it?

Who?

You're it.

If you don't care about them, that's all they got.

God

Prove any god exists.

gave you guys a gift, a gift of a person to love
and care for, and what will you do?

What have you done?

God made it all, Jesus died for our sins.

Prove any god exists.
Prove that jesus incident ever happened.
.

User: "The Watch Dog"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- Christmas Eve, 2005. Bible Stories	31 Dec 2005 08:39:21 PM

You know what OTHER wonderful children you won't be hearing these
stories from? The children of gay male couples (using a surrogate) or
lesbian couples who, if they could get married and felt safe and secure
because the society they lived in didn't discriminate against them at
every turn, would be more likely to HAVE children, wonderful cute
little children.
Anti-gay bigotry and laws against gay marriage PREVENTS THESE CHILDREN
FROM COMING INTO BEING. For this reason the bigots should be arrested,
whipped within an inch of their life, and locked up for years to
contemplate what it would be like if THEY had never come into
existence. So there!
Also, gays and lesbians almost NEVER get abortions. Every baby of gays
and lesbians is wanted, planned for, and loved. Straights should learn
from this. JPB, I'm sure you agree. Thank you for your support.
.

User: "Craig Chilton"
Title: Re: On the Light Side -- Christmas Eve, 2005. Bible Stories	01 Jan 2006 12:42:09 AM

On 31 Dec 2005 18:39:21 -0800,
"The Watch Dog" <tirhuan@aol.com> ...
...needs to learn how to INITIATE a thread... or at least learn
how to find one that's discussing his topic, before posting.
OFF-topic stuff deleted.
Previous post restored ---
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
Source:
http://www.main.com/~anns/other/humor/studentbloopers.html
Background (from that website):
"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I
have pasted together the following "history" of the world from certifiably
genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United
States, from eighth grade through college level."
BIBLE STORIES
"The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the
Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
One of their children, Cain, asked, 'Am I my brother's son?'
"God asked Abraham to sacrifice Issac on Mount Montezuma.
Jacob, son of Issac, stole his brother's birthmark.
"Jacob was a partiarch who brought up his twelve sons to be
partiarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob's sons, Joseph,
gave refuse to the Israelites."
-- Craig Chilton <xanadu222_@mchsi.com>
.

Page 1 of 1

Post reply

On the Light Side -- Dec. 22, 2005. Music Lessons.
On the Light Side -- Dec. 23, 2005. Mummy come home!
On the Light Side -- Dec. 26, 2005. How World War I Started.
On the Light Side -- Christmas Day, 2005. Did Santa reach *your* house before... ??
On the Light Side -- Dec. 27, 2005. Lincoln and Booth..
'Bush ad appealing to dark side '
DALE HUMPHREY -- Lovely woman! (But Don't get on her bad side.)
Supply-Side Jesus by Al Franken

Who on the other side can speak with such authority???
Who on the other side can speak with such authority???
Who on the other side can speak with such authority???
Death Penalty Opponents Scoff at AWOL's Committment to "Err On the Side of Life"
Re: Societies worse off 'when they have God on their side'(YES PROOF)
Study shows that societies are worse off with God on their side
Abortion and the devils' truths: The dark side.

NEWER

pg.716 pg.544 pg.412 pg.311 pg.234 pg.175 pg.130 pg.96 pg.70 pg.50 pg.35 pg.24 pg.16 pg.10 pg.6 pg.3 pg.1

OLDER