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"Craig Chilton" |
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23 Dec 2005 12:34:45 AM |
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On the Light Side -- Dec. 23, 2005. Mummy come home! |
Source:
http://www.main.com/~anns/other/humor/studentbloopers.html
Background (from that website):
"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I
have pasted together the following "history" of the world from certifiably
genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United
States, from eighth grade through college level."
THOSE AMAZING EGYPTIANS!
"The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the
Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is
such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of
the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids
in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pramids are a range of
mountains between France and Spain."
-- Craig Chilton <xanadu222_@mchsi.com>
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| User: "John P. Boatwright" |
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| Title: Bloopers the dead kids in waste baskets didn't write... 'cuz they died on their birthday, for a few dollars... Re: On the Light Side -- Dec. 23, 2005. Mummy come home! |
21 Jan 2006 07:23:34 PM |
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Craig Chilton wrote:
"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.
Too bad about all those kids dying on their birthdays that
didn't get a chance to write the essays... those could
have been some super duper bloopers... 'cuz those kids
were completely worthless, right Craig? They'd have to
have been absolutely rock stupid, and for sure, their
essays would have had all kinds of mistakes, them being
worth less than a few dollars, on their birthday.
Well, good thing there's wonderful mothers out there that
actually value their kids and don't mind the bloopers
those kids would produce.
God made it all, Jesus died for our sins.
Proof God described the planet density profile
BEFORE science did:
http://home.teleport.com/~salad/4god/density.htm
(see the 2 graphs, obviously God was right in Genesis)
Mirror site at: http://For-God.net
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| User: "Spartakus" |
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| Title: Re: Bloopers the dead kids in waste baskets didn't write... 'cuz they died on their birthday, for a few dollars... Re: On the Light Side -- Dec. 23, 2005. Mummy come home! |
23 Jan 2006 08:57:33 AM |
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"John P. Boatwright" <name@For-God.net> wrote...
Craig Chilton wrote:
"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.
Too bad about all those kids dying on their birthdays that
didn't get a chance to write the essays... those could
have been some super duper bloopers... 'cuz those kids
were completely worthless, right Craig? They'd have to
have been absolutely rock stupid, and for sure, their
essays would have had all kinds of mistakes, them being
worth less than a few dollars, on their birthday.
Well, good thing there's wonderful mothers out there that
actually value their kids and don't mind the bloopers
those kids would produce.
Another fetus fetishist gets his freak on.
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| User: "Ray Fischer" |
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| Title: Re: Bloopers the dead kids in waste baskets didn't write... 'cuz they died on their birthday, for a few dollars... Re: On the Light Side -- Dec. 23, 2005. Mummy come home! |
21 Jan 2006 08:13:28 PM |
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John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Craig Chilton wrote:
"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.
Too bad about all those kids dying on their birthdays that
didn't get a chance to write the essays.
Because you are more concerned with making people obey than you are
aboout saving any lives.
--
Ray Fischer
rfischer@sonic.net
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| User: "John P. Boatwright" |
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| Title: Re: Bloopers the dead kids in waste baskets didn't write... 'cuz they died on their birthday, for a few dollars... Re: On the Light Side -- Dec. 23, 2005. Mummy come home! |
21 Jan 2006 08:26:30 PM |
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Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Craig Chilton wrote:
"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.
Too bad about all those kids dying on their birthdays that
didn't get a chance to write the essays.
Because you are more concerned with making people obey than you are
aboout saving any lives.
You've lost the thrust of Craig's post.
Craig's view is that the kids being aborted on their birthday
are just "worthless entities". I'm pointing out that in Craig's
view, they're so worthless, that their bloopers have just got
to be the most hilarious bloopers you'd ever read about, because
they're so worthless, their own mothers are having them killed
on their birthday, over a few dollars... now that's a worthless
kid and that kid... oh my, those would be some hilarious things
to read.
Too bad they can't write very well... in the waste basket
with their arms and legs pulled off, and all bloody and such.
Oh well... it could have been a lot more funny, them being
so worthless... but all we have are the worthwhile kids writing
the bloopers, and the worthwhile kids don't write as funny
ones as the "worthless entities" probably would. The worthless
ones are at the dump without any tomb stone, or anyone caring
about them, no paper or pencil to write or teach them, or anyone
caring where they ended up, or whether or not they lived...
or anyone having the guts to get up off their ***** and tell them
they love them before they're tossed in the trash.
Nope, those mothers didn't even look at their own kids on
their only birthday... gutless UN mothers... whimpy, self
destructive types killing their own kids on their birthday
for a few dollars... so we'll never see those bloopers, some
of the best ones, won't ever happen.
God made it all, Jesus died for our sins.
Proof God described the planet density profile
BEFORE science did:
http://home.teleport.com/~salad/4god/density.htm
(see the 2 graphs, obviously God was right in Genesis)
Mirror site at: http://For-God.net
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| User: "Ray Fischer" |
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| Title: Re: Bloopers the dead kids in waste baskets didn't write... 'cuz they died on their birthday, for a few dollars... Re: On the Light Side -- Dec. 23, 2005. Mummy come home! |
21 Jan 2006 11:15:40 PM |
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John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Craig Chilton wrote:
"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.
Too bad about all those kids dying on their birthdays that
didn't get a chance to write the essays.
Because you are more concerned with making people obey than you are
aboout saving any lives.
You've lost the thrust of Craig's post.
You've lost your morals.
Craig's view is that the kids being aborted on their birthday
are just "worthless entities".
Your view is that children who have been born are worthless. You'd
rather force women to obey than help anybody to live.
I'm pointing out that in Craig's
view,
Don't start lying about other people.
--
Ray Fischer
rfischer@sonic.net
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| User: "John P. Boatwright" |
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| Title: Re: Bloopers the dead kids in waste baskets didn't write... 'cuz they died on their birthday, for a few dollars... Re: On the Light Side -- Dec. 23, 2005. Mummy come home! |
21 Jan 2006 11:32:27 PM |
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Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Craig Chilton wrote:
"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.
Too bad about all those kids dying on their birthdays that
didn't get a chance to write the essays.
Because you are more concerned with making people obey than you are
aboout saving any lives.
You've lost the thrust of Craig's post.
You've lost your morals.
I told you the truth, there are women out there paying
a few dollars to have their own kids hacked up on their
birthday.
You'll never see the bloopers from those kids... 'cuz
they were killed by uncaring people, killing their own
relatives when they're the most helpless and in need of
love from their own mother, and father for that matter.
Craig's view is that the kids being aborted on their birthday
are just "worthless entities".
Your view is that children who have been born are worthless. You'd
rather force women to obey than help anybody to live.
No, that's Craig's view of the unborn, that they're worthless
entities, do you need me to post an exact quote of Craig's
ranting about it?
That's Craig's claim, that the UNBORN are worthless entities
unless someone cares about them to have them born alive.
.... rather than hacking them to death in the womb.
.... which some women have done.
.... for a few dollars.
.... on their birthday.
I'm pointing out that in Craig's
view,
Don't start lying about other people.
Do you want exact quotes from Craig?
God made it all, Jesus died for our sins.
Proof God described the planet density profile
BEFORE science did:
http://home.teleport.com/~salad/4god/density.htm
(see the 2 graphs, obviously God was right in Genesis)
Mirror site at: http://For-God.net
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| User: "Ray Fischer" |
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| Title: Re: Bloopers the dead kids in waste baskets didn't write... 'cuz they died on their birthday, for a few dollars... Re: On the Light Side -- Dec. 23, 2005. Mummy come home! |
21 Jan 2006 11:57:37 PM |
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John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Craig Chilton wrote:
"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.
Too bad about all those kids dying on their birthdays that
didn't get a chance to write the essays.
Because you are more concerned with making people obey than you are
aboout saving any lives.
You've lost the thrust of Craig's post.
You've lost your morals.
I told you the truth,
You're shared your religion of hate.
Craig's view is that the kids being aborted on their birthday
are just "worthless entities".
Your view is that children who have been born are worthless. You'd
rather force women to obey than help anybody to live.
No,
Yes. Again and again we see you screech hatred at women. We never
see you offer anything to help children who need help.
--
Ray Fischer
rfischer@sonic.net
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| User: "John P. Boatwright" |
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| Title: Re: Bloopers the dead kids in waste baskets didn't write... 'cuz they died on their birthday, for a few dollars... Re: On the Light Side -- Dec. 23, 2005. Mummy come home! |
22 Jan 2006 12:57:54 AM |
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Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Craig Chilton wrote:
"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.
Too bad about all those kids dying on their birthdays that
didn't get a chance to write the essays.
Because you are more concerned with making people obey than you are
aboout saving any lives.
You've lost the thrust of Craig's post.
You've lost your morals.
I told you the truth,
You're shared your religion of hate.
Because a woman pays a few dollars to have her child killed
in her womb, because I point out that it's wrong to do that,
that she should LOVE her child rather than kill him, because
I say that, it's "sharing your religion of hate".
Huh...
Craig's view is that the kids being aborted on their birthday
are just "worthless entities".
Your view is that children who have been born are worthless. You'd
rather force women to obey than help anybody to live.
No,
Yes. Again and again we see you screech hatred at women. We never
see you offer anything to help children who need help.
How can I help someone with their head, arms and legs
pulled off, a woman crying after she realizes who she
had killed, after feeling them being ripped to shreds
within her?
What can I do for them when it's over?
How can I help her or her child, if she doesn't love
her child and want to help him just before he's killed?
The only one that can help her child at that point, is
God.
And as you abortion types like to IGNORE, there are
WAITING LISTS of people wanting to adopt and care for
the kids being killed.
God made it all, Jesus died for our sins.
Proof God described the planet density profile
BEFORE science did:
http://home.teleport.com/~salad/4god/density.htm
(see the 2 graphs, obviously God was right in Genesis)
Mirror site at: http://For-God.net
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| User: "Ray Fischer" |
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| Title: Re: Bloopers the dead kids in waste baskets didn't write... 'cuz they died on their birthday, for a few dollars... Re: On the Light Side -- Dec. 23, 2005. Mummy come home! |
22 Jan 2006 01:58:39 AM |
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John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Craig Chilton wrote:
"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.
Too bad about all those kids dying on their birthdays that
didn't get a chance to write the essays.
Because you are more concerned with making people obey than you are
aboout saving any lives.
You've lost the thrust of Craig's post.
You've lost your morals.
I told you the truth,
You're shared your religion of hate.
Because a woman pays a few dollars to have her child killed
There you go with the insanity again.
Craig's view is that the kids being aborted on their birthday
are just "worthless entities".
Your view is that children who have been born are worthless. You'd
rather force women to obey than help anybody to live.
No,
Yes. Again and again we see you screech hatred at women. We never
see you offer anything to help children who need help.
How can I help someone with their head, arms and legs
pulled off, a woman crying after she realizes who she
More hate. No help.
--
Ray Fischer
rfischer@sonic.net
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| User: "John P. Boatwright" |
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22 Jan 2006 02:14:12 AM |
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Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Craig Chilton wrote:
"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.
Too bad about all those kids dying on their birthdays that
didn't get a chance to write the essays.
Because you are more concerned with making people obey than you are
aboout saving any lives.
You've lost the thrust of Craig's post.
You've lost your morals.
I told you the truth,
You're shared your religion of hate.
Because a woman pays a few dollars to have her child killed
There you go with the insanity again.
Her kid in her womb isn't her child?
Who's is it if it's not her child in her womb?
It's HER womb isn't it?
Doesn't that make the kid in her womb, hers?
Explain yourself.
Craig's view is that the kids being aborted on their birthday
are just "worthless entities".
Your view is that children who have been born are worthless. You'd
rather force women to obey than help anybody to live.
No,
Yes. Again and again we see you screech hatred at women. We never
see you offer anything to help children who need help.
How can I help someone with their head, arms and legs
pulled off, a woman crying after she realizes who she
More hate. No help.
See?
You guys don't want to see it, don't want to actually
talk about her baby in her womb as being who he is,
her baby... her baby she paid to have killed in her own
womb, on his birthday, for a few dollars, when he was
in the most need of love and caring from her, and she
wasn't there for him, didn't care about him, and handed
him over to a butcher.
God made it all, Jesus died for our sins.
Proof God described the planet density profile
BEFORE science did:
http://home.teleport.com/~salad/4god/density.htm
(see the 2 graphs, obviously God was right in Genesis)
Mirror site at: http://For-God.net
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| User: "Ray Fischer" |
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| Title: Re: Bloopers the dead kids in waste baskets didn't write... 'cuz they died on their birthday, for a few dollars... Re: On the Light Side -- Dec. 23, 2005. Mummy come home! |
22 Jan 2006 12:39:04 PM |
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John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Craig Chilton wrote:
"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.
Too bad about all those kids dying on their birthdays that
didn't get a chance to write the essays.
Because you are more concerned with making people obey than you are
aboout saving any lives.
You've lost the thrust of Craig's post.
You've lost your morals.
I told you the truth,
You're shared your religion of hate.
Because a woman pays a few dollars to have her child killed
There you go with the insanity again.
Her kid in her womb isn't her child?
No "kid". Fetus. Unaware, uncaring, unfeeling. To claim that a
mindless embryo this => , <= big is a kid is insanity.
Craig's view is that the kids being aborted on their birthday
are just "worthless entities".
Your view is that children who have been born are worthless. You'd
rather force women to obey than help anybody to live.
No,
Yes. Again and again we see you screech hatred at women. We never
see you offer anything to help children who need help.
How can I help someone with their head, arms and legs
pulled off, a woman crying after she realizes who she
More hate. No help.
See?
Yes. You offer nothing except condemnation and hate.
--
Ray Fischer
rfischer@sonic.net
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22 Jan 2006 10:11:44 AM |
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On Sun, 22 Jan 2006 06:57:54 GMT, "John P. Boatwright"
<name@For-God.net> in alt.abortion with message-id
<43D32B0B.70C4@For-God.net> wrote:
Yes. Again and again we see you screech hatred at women. We never
see you offer anything to help children who need help.
How can I help someone with their head, arms and legs
pulled off, a woman crying after she realizes who she
had killed, after feeling them being ripped to shreds
within her?
Or cheerfully going about her life in relief?
What can I do for them when it's over?
Leave them alone?
How can I help her or her child, if she doesn't love
her child and want to help him just before he's killed?
The only one that can help her child at that point, is
God.
Prove any god exists.
And as you abortion types like to IGNORE, there are
WAITING LISTS of people wanting to adopt and care for
the kids being killed.
And thousands of children not adopted.
God made it all, Jesus died for our sins.
Prove any god exists.
Prove that jesus incident ever happened.
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| User: "Attila" |
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22 Jan 2006 10:08:33 AM |
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On Sun, 22 Jan 2006 02:26:30 GMT, "John P. Boatwright"
<name@For-God.net> in alt.abortion with message-id
<43D2EB6F.1EF@For-God.net> wrote:
Ray Fischer wrote:
John P. Boatwright <name@For-God.net> wrote:
Craig Chilton wrote:
"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.
Too bad about all those kids dying on their birthdays that
didn't get a chance to write the essays.
Because you are more concerned with making people obey than you are
aboout saving any lives.
You've lost the thrust of Craig's post.
Craig's view is that the kids being aborted on their birthday
are just "worthless entities".
You must be born alive to have a birthday.
I'm pointing out that in Craig's
view, they're so worthless, that their bloopers have just got
to be the most hilarious bloopers you'd ever read about, because
they're so worthless, their own mothers are having them killed
on their birthday, over a few dollars... now that's a worthless
kid and that kid... oh my, those would be some hilarious things
to read.
How can something that does not exist have anything? Including
bloopers? Doesn't that imply they said something wrong? How can they
say anything since they don't exist?
Congratulations. You have proven yourself an idiot in a new way, and
I did not think one was left.
Too bad they can't write very well... in the waste basket
with their arms and legs pulled off, and all bloody and such.
Oh well... it could have been a lot more funny, them being
so worthless... but all we have are the worthwhile kids writing
the bloopers, and the worthwhile kids don't write as funny
ones as the "worthless entities" probably would. The worthless
ones are at the dump without any tomb stone, or anyone caring
about them, no paper or pencil to write or teach them, or anyone
caring where they ended up, or whether or not they lived...
or anyone having the guts to get up off their ***** and tell them
they love them before they're tossed in the trash.
Nope, those mothers didn't even look at their own kids on
their only birthday... gutless UN mothers... whimpy, self
destructive types killing their own kids on their birthday
for a few dollars... so we'll never see those bloopers, some
of the best ones, won't ever happen.
Yada, yada, yada,
You can take more space to say nothing than most people I have seen.
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God made it all, Jesus died for our sins.
Prove any god exists.
Prove that jesus incident ever happened.
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22 Jan 2006 10:04:06 AM |
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On Sun, 22 Jan 2006 01:23:34 GMT, "John P. Boatwright"
<name@For-God.net> in alt.abortion with message-id
<43D2DCB0.3896@For-God.net> wrote:
Craig Chilton wrote:
"One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher
is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.
Too bad about all those kids dying on their birthdays that
didn't get a chance to write the essays...
You must be born alive to have a birthday, Boats.
those could
have been some super duper bloopers... 'cuz those kids
were completely worthless, right Craig? They'd have to
have been absolutely rock stupid, and for sure, their
essays would have had all kinds of mistakes, them being
worth less than a few dollars, on their birthday.
Well, good thing there's wonderful mothers out there that
actually value their kids and don't mind the bloopers
those kids would produce.
God made it all, Jesus died for our sins.
Prove any god exists.
Prove that jesus incident ever happened.
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