Science > Abortion > On the Light Side -- Jan. 9, 2006. Benevolent Bovines.
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Science > Abortion |
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"Craig Chilton" |
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09 Jan 2006 01:50:07 AM |
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On the Light Side -- Jan. 9, 2006. Benevolent Bovines. |
Source:
http://www.main.com/~anns/other/humor/accidentreports.html
Background (from that website):
"The following quote [is] taken from the Toronto News on
July 26, 1977, [and is an] actual statement from insurance forms
where car drivers tried to summarize accident details in as few
words as possible. Such instances of faulty writing serve to
confirm that incompetency can be highly entertaining."
BENEVOLENT BOVINES
"I was thrown from my car as it left the road, and was later
found in a ditch by some stray cows."
-- Craig Chilton <xanadu222_@mchsi.com>
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