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Science > Abortion |
| User: |
"james g. keegan jr." |
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20 Jan 2007 05:56:29 PM |
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OT: Dems to vote on how to torture Bush |
Dems to vote on how to torture Bush
Washington DC In their first 100 hours in power for OVER a decade
(1994-2006 remember?), Democrats plan to vote on approved methods to
torture President George Bush. Having been inspired by the Bush
administrationıs owns torture policies and practices in the Iraq war,
Democrats have been compiling a list of preferred torture methods to
give George Bush a taste of his own medicine.
Water boarding IS a method of torture in which the subject is tied to
an inclined wood board with their feet raised and head slightly below
the feet. Cellophane is then wrapped to the subjectıs face and water
is poured over him. The subject of water boarding generally has a
reflex to gag and develops a fear of drowning.
Water boarding had been endorsed by Vice President ***** Cheney in the
Iraq War as an approved method of torture and intelligence gathering.
Newly elected Democratic Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, told Red
Tractor USA that she canıt wait to see George Bush on a water board.
Pelosi stated, ³I canıt begin to imagine the look on that poor
*****ıs face when Iım pouring water over his head.²
Other leading Democrats are said to have formed a committee to
research the torture methods that are available to them. In addition
to water boarding, these Democrats have indicated that making the
president stand for 100 consecutive hours would make them happy. A
variation of the standing for 100 hours torture method includes
having the President stand for 100 hours in only his Presidential
boxer shorts. Another variation has Bush standing for 100 hours in
his boxing shorts while watching home videos of Nancy Pelosi.
The Democrats on the Presidential torture committee have speculated
that making Bush watch videos of women in power for 100 hours
straight, may alone force the man to crack. Other methods of torture
researched by the committee include keeping the President in a ³Cold
Cell² with a temperature of 50 degrees, then forcing him to stand
naked in front of Democratic female House of Representative members
for a prolonged period of time.
http://www.redtractor-usa.com/Democrats_Torture_Bush.htm
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Dems to vote on how to torture Bush |
20 Jan 2007 06:04:52 PM |
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You should recall that the last time this happened, 1974,
Cyprus, Portugal, Angola, Lebanon, Mozambique and Vietnam
(and if you stretch it, Iran) collapsed.
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Vasos Panagiotopoulos, Columbia'81+, Reagan, Mozart, Pindus, BioStrategist
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/vjp2/vasos.htm
---{Nothing herein constitutes advice. Everything fully disclaimed.}---
[Homeland Security means private firearms not lazy obstructive guards]
[Urb sprawl confounds terror] [Remorse begets zeal] [Windows is for Bimbos]
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