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"J Young" |
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25 Jan 2006 12:36:27 AM |
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OT: for those who need a laugh |
A visiting professor at Rice University is giving a seminar on
the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many
people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise
their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any
of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Patrick Lee Humphrey, sitting in the back, raises his hand. The professor
is astonished.
He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have
slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."
Patrick replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to
the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
Ghost."
Patrick replies, "Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goats.'"
--
"Honesty, Integrity, Compassion, and Decency"
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| User: "E. J. Meyers" |
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| Title: Re: OT: for those who need a laugh |
25 Jan 2006 04:38:27 PM |
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Patrick replies, "Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goats.'
Only at rice university....
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| User: "Parsifal" |
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| Title: Re: OT: for those who need a laugh |
25 Jan 2006 12:43:56 AM |
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And this has something to do with atheism in which way exactly?
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: OT: for those who need a laugh |
25 Jan 2006 04:48:21 PM |
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"Parsifal" <jeanpascalvachon@gmail.com> wrote in
news:1138171436.096803.123360@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
And this has something to do with atheism in which way exactly?
Hey, give him a break, at least it wasn't any religious *****.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Dionisio" |
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| Title: Re: OT: for those who need a laugh |
25 Jan 2006 07:59:47 PM |
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Woden wrote:
Hey, give him a break, at least it wasn't any religious *****.
Um, the goat apparently had a "hole..."
<ducks and runs for cover>
--
"If Christians want us to believe in a Redeemer, let them act redeemed."
--Voltaire
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| User: "Calife" |
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| Title: Re: OT: for those who need a laugh |
25 Jan 2006 02:05:25 AM |
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Parsifal wrote:
And this has something to do with atheism in which way exactly?
Maybe goat worship in C'Thulu, with attendant orgies at Necronomicon
University??!!
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| User: "LC" |
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| Title: Re: for those who need a laugh |
25 Jan 2006 09:02:34 AM |
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OCD pedo-troll and hypocrite "J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in
message news:Cu6dnUYz6OKmgUreRVn-qg@giganews.com...
Patrick Lee Humphrey, sitting in the back, raises his hand.
Still obsessed with Patrick, IBen?
You've made *103 posts* obsessing about him as <youngopinions@aol.com>:
http://tinyurl.com/988r7
Another 19 as <jdyoung1@volcanomail.com>: http://tinyurl.com/bljlj
15 more as "IBen Getiner" <Lappcatt@aol.com>: http://tinyurl.com/d9o85
And, let's not forget your fawning tributes:
plhumphrey1@hotmail.com
It's official, "J": You're *owned*.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
Ghost."
Patrick replies, "Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goats.'"
Again with the beastiality fetish, IBen?
Seek help. Soonest.
LC~ Almost feels sorry for "J", given his willingness to constantly expose
his mental illness. Almost.
"Just a public service notice to all those who like to stalk and harass
others anonymously."
From: "J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com>, couldn't go 24 hours without
contradicting himself.
Newsgroups: alt.abortion,alt.politics.homosexuality
Subject: It's illegal to annoy
Date: Tue, 24 Jan 2006 00:30:42 -0500
Message-ID: <SIKdneU2f5jHJkjenZ2dnUVZ_s6dnZ2d@giganews.com>
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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| Title: Re: for those who need a laugh |
25 Jan 2006 09:32:13 AM |
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"LC" <LCisnot@this.com> writes:
OCD pedo-troll and hypocrite "J Young" <youngopinions@aol.com> wrote in
message news:Cu6dnUYz6OKmgUreRVn-qg@giganews.com...
Patrick Lee Humphrey, sitting in the back, raises his hand.
Still obsessed with Patrick, IBen?
You've made *103 posts* obsessing about him as <youngopinions@aol.com>:
http://tinyurl.com/988r7
Another 19 as <jdyoung1@volcanomail.com>: http://tinyurl.com/bljlj
15 more as "IBen Getiner" <Lappcatt@aol.com>: http://tinyurl.com/d9o85
And, let's not forget your fawning tributes:
plhumphrey1@hotmail.com
loosecannonplh@hotmail.com
It's official, "J": You're *owned*.
I wonder how much we could get from Cintra for him? (If they're going to give
Indiana almost $4 billion to operate the Indiana Toll Road, we might as well
get something out of IBen's mental problems. :-)
I got a good laugh from his fantasies about me...I worked at Rice, some time
after I spent a few years getting a degree from that other university in town.
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2005-06 Houston Aeros)
LAST GAME: Peoria 3, Houston 0 (January 24)
NEXT GAME: Thursday, January 26 at Iowa, 7:05
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| User: "Paul Duca" |
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| Title: Re: OT: for those who need a laugh |
26 Jan 2006 03:24:07 AM |
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in article Cu6dnUYz6OKmgUreRVn-qg@giganews.com, J Young at
youngopinions@aol.com wrote on 1/25/06 1:36 AM:
A visiting professor at Rice University is giving a seminar on
the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many
people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise
their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any
of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Patrick Lee Humphrey, sitting in the back, raises his hand. The professor
is astonished.
He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have
slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."
Patrick replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to
the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
Ghost."
Patrick replies, "Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goats.'"
J Yo may be Catholic and above all sex, but he uses folks who do
pleasure themselves with animals...
Paul
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