Thought you might have fun with this!

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went
downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and
when I came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired
person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I
called him a "Nazi".

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires. So I called him a "Doughnut eating Gestapo". He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that
he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said
"Hillary in '08."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's
important to my health.....