Science > Abortion > PING Dore Williamson & fresh NOMINATIONS Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005
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PING Dore Williamson & fresh NOMINATIONS Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
On that black day, Tue, 08 Nov 2005 12:06:10 +0000, Friendly Neighbourhood
Vote Wrangler screamed and blubbered:
The time has come to announce the winners of the October 2005 Usenet
Kook Awards.
*ahem*
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is... BRAD GUTH!
Brad Guth . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18 Tom Bishop, alias Jinn . . . .
. . . 16 Ilya Shambat . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 John Wentzky . . . .
. . . . . . . . 3 Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 3 none of the
above
. . . . . . . . . 2
Congratulations, Guthball! What I want to know is whether you've taught
the reptilians on Venus your technique for incest-cloning yet.
Dammit, I think I've /already/ exceeded my bag limit on this cat. Not
sure...If so, count my last nomination, not my first. If I haven't
actually nominated anyone, let Wentzky stand as my nom. Incidentally, yes,
I did write this post from the bottom up, mostly.;-{)}
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 26 Nunya Bidness . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . 10 John Shocked . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. 8 none of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, FreeSpeechStore! By the way, FreeSpeechStore,
"FreeSpeechStore" isn't a registered trademark. This means that I can
use the word "FreeSpeechstore" in any way I damn well please,
FreeSpeechStore.
Brilliant! As you can see, I've taken the idea to heart...
GOLDEN KILLFILE
The winner is... THE RE'EV!
Gordon Radavich, alias The Re'ev
Yes . . 39
No . . 1
Congratulations, Gordie! Judging by your attempt to vote for yourself,
you concur that your posts have no merit whatsoever.
I can only say that the actual use of a killfile on him is next to useless
-- he morphs like a hurricane, but more often.
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
The winner is... BRAD GUTH!
Brad Guth . . . . . . 22
none of the above . . 11
Wizard of Odd . . . . 5
Alan Palmer . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Brad Junior! Not many kooks win this award twice, and
your creation of a brand new "weird science" theory in less than two
days was impressive.
Clealy, sir, the Wizard needs better PR.
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... JAYNE KULIKAUSKAS!
Jayne Kulikauskas . . 16
none of the above . . 11
Brad Guth . . . . . . 10
Alan Palmer . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Jayne! Are you planning to spit that hook out any time
this century?
What, before or after death?
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... NUNYA BIDNESS!
Nunya Bidness
Yes . . 37
No . . 5
Congratulations, Nunya! That was the most pathetic display of laming and
non-refutation I've seen for quite a while.
Do you think Wentzky might be a good candidate for this one? He seem to
get smacked around rather a lot.
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
Yes . . 44
No . . 2
Congratulations, Sco-vile! Will you try to netkkkop me for posting the
above factual information about you?
We can hope he tries -- should be good for a laugh.
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 22 David Tholen . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . 8 Moris, alias superglue . . . . . . . . . .
. 8 Sylvia Sullivan . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 none of the above
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 William Daffer . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . .
1
Congratulations on three out of three, FeeSpeechWhore! Remember to hide
your acceptance speech somewhere on your pathetic scam-site.
It would be only fitting.
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... SYLVIA SULLIVAN!
Sylvia Sullivan . . . . . 16
Uni . . . . . . . . . . . 11
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn . . 6
John Wentzky . . . . . . . 5
Nunya Bidness . . . . . . 4
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 3
none of the above . . . . 2
Congratulations, PSYLVIA! When you go to congress to shout deafeningly,
I expect the congressmen will want to come here and nominate you again.
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is... PROFESSOR VON TWOSTEPS!
Professeur von TwoSteps . . 18
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn . . 10
Kadaitcha Man . . . . . . . 8
Rob Wade . . . . . . . . . 5
Ed Conrad . . . . . . . . . 4
none of the above . . . . . 3
Congratulations, TwoShits! Racism, sexism and repetitive ranting -
you've got it all!
Can't argue with this result -- TwoBits is a clone of Radavich, just
about, only more crazed. I nominated Weatherly here, so I can't do
anything more...
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is... er... neither of the above!
neither of the above . . . 20
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 13
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 7
Both candidates are going to have to work overtime in the screed factory
if they want to do better on another occasion.
OK, put Dolf right back in again. Next month, I'll remember to add his
home groups to the x-post, or one of them, anyway.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is... SYLVIA SULLIVAN!
Sylvia Sullivan . . . 27
Linda Gore . . . . . 7
John Wentzky . . . . 6
Dennis E Strasser . . 5
none of the above . . 2
Congratulations, Pstupid Psylvia! Don't forget to archive this
already-archived post.
Hmmm. Think I did a nom here already...No, wait, that was PSYLVIA! OK, her
nomination is withdrawn, and John Wentzky is up again. Unless that was the
Bartlo...Update the noms page, and I'll get back to you.
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
Yes/No votes currently require a 2/3 margin, so there is no winner this
month.
Max Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker
Yes . . 17
No . . 12
You should have invented a few more imaginary members of your cult, Max.
Dangitall, I thought he had a bunch already...Oh, well, he was mostly just
using only a few, anyway.
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
The winner is... TWONKY!
Twonky . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Azure & Warhol . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . 10 Max Varazslo, alias Crown Princess Keesha .
. 5 Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 none of the above
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, Twacky! I was going to post an imitation of your style
here, but I tired of passing it repeatedly through Babelfish long before
it was ready.
FTR, I re-nominate Max Varaszlo for GAB, in his incarnation of Keesha.
HaShem really had this one coming, though.
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winner is... DORE WILLIAMSON!
Dore Williamson . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Dolf Boek, alias Qolon .
. . . . . . . . . 7 none of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 Max
Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker . . 5
Congratulations, Jesus! Next time You pray to Yourself, ask Yourself to
make You less ridiculous.
<applause> That had to be the easiest campaign *ever*! Nominated her one
post -- or was it a few? -- back in the middle of October, and didn't lift
a finger since...<note to alt.cn>: Pleace to make sure to draw this to the
attention of Her Godheadliness, if yours is not the group where she hangs
out.<to Bill Baker>: Re-nominate Max anytime you please -- I nominated
John Weatherly of ARCB earlier, so I can't do it.
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
The winners are... HOOFPRINTS and her trainer KALI!
Hoofprints, trained by Kali . . . . . . . . . . . . 21 Raymond
Karczewski, trained by the AFA-B bullies . . 13 Alan Jones, trained by
Robert Buchanan . . . . . . . 6 none of the above . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations to Kali on a fine training performance! Can you get
Goofy to repeat the trick in which her head spins in both directions at
once, please?
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The appointee is... FLY COOTER!
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . 23
Sylvia Sullivan . . . . . 20
Moris, alias superglue . . 3
Congratulations, Poofter! I'm looking forward to counting the whines in
your acceptance speech.
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is... CHUCK LYSAGHT!
Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah . . 33 John Wentsky . . . . . . . .
. . . . . 9
Congratulations, Chuckles! Enjoy your eighth consecutive month in
office.
I'd like to re-nominate Wentzky for this one, too -- Chooky can't hide in
that office all the time.
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
Alexa Cameron . . 31
John Shocked . . 10
Hi Alexa, and congratulations! There are no immovable alien saucers in
the vicinity of Baghdad airport. Or anywhere else.
Also, John Shocked for this.
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the WACKO JACKO FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . 17
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . . . 16
soc.men . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12
Congratulations, F'loons! I don't want to think about how you'll be
spending your time in office (really bad visuals).
A new nomination, here: Gordon Radavich/Heinrich/Ben Cramer/Don Ocean.
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... WOODCHUCK BILL!
Woodchuck Bill, alias Kasper Vreeland . . 18 Robert Buchanan, alias
Ryan Alt . . . . . 15 neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . 7
Congratulations, Bill! You need a bigger boat.
HAMMER OF THOR
For reasons previously explained, the outcome of the Hammer of Thor
voting will not be announced at this time.
This concludes the results of the October ballot. 64 ballot papers were
received, of which 58 were deemed valid. Until next time, fare well, and
may your saucers never run out of free energy or be shot down by HAARP!
Great job!
--
Not Richard Scoville
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| Title: Re: PING Dore Williamson & fresh NOMINATIONS Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
09 Nov 2005 07:11:22 AM |
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Treasurer of AnarchIntern wrote:
On that black day, Tue, 08 Nov 2005 12:06:10 +0000, Friendly Neighbourhood
Vote Wrangler screamed and blubbered:
The time has come to announce the winners of the October 2005 Usenet
Kook Awards.
*ahem*
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is... BRAD GUTH!
Brad Guth . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18 Tom Bishop, alias Jinn . . . .
. . . 16 Ilya Shambat . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 John Wentzky . . . .
. . . . . . . . 3 Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 3 none of the
above
. . . . . . . . . 2
Congratulations, Guthball! What I want to know is whether you've taught
the reptilians on Venus your technique for incest-cloning yet.
Dammit, I think I've /already/ exceeded my bag limit on this cat. Not
sure...If so, count my last nomination, not my first. If I haven't
actually nominated anyone, let Wentzky stand as my nom. Incidentally, yes,
I did write this post from the bottom up, mostly.;-{)}
OK, I, the Demon of Mockery, the Secretary of HomIntern, and the
Treasurer of AnarchIntern do hereby withdraw my nomination of Jihad Joe
for KOTM, if I can only nominate or second one k00k per cat.
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 26 Nunya Bidness . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . 10 John Shocked . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. 8 none of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, FreeSpeechStore! By the way, FreeSpeechStore,
"FreeSpeechStore" isn't a registered trademark. This means that I can
use the word "FreeSpeechstore" in any way I damn well please,
FreeSpeechStore.
Brilliant! As you can see, I've taken the idea to heart...
GOLDEN KILLFILE
The winner is... THE RE'EV!
Gordon Radavich, alias The Re'ev
Yes . . 39
No . . 1
Congratulations, Gordie! Judging by your attempt to vote for yourself,
you concur that your posts have no merit whatsoever.
I can only say that the actual use of a killfile on him is next to useless
-- he morphs like a hurricane, but more often.
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
The winner is... BRAD GUTH!
Brad Guth . . . . . . 22
none of the above . . 11
Wizard of Odd . . . . 5
Alan Palmer . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Brad Junior! Not many kooks win this award twice, and
your creation of a brand new "weird science" theory in less than two
days was impressive.
Clealy, sir, the Wizard needs better PR.
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... JAYNE KULIKAUSKAS!
Jayne Kulikauskas . . 16
none of the above . . 11
Brad Guth . . . . . . 10
Alan Palmer . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Jayne! Are you planning to spit that hook out any time
this century?
What, before or after death?
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is... NUNYA BIDNESS!
Nunya Bidness
Yes . . 37
No . . 5
Congratulations, Nunya! That was the most pathetic display of laming and
non-refutation I've seen for quite a while.
Do you think Wentzky might be a good candidate for this one? He seems to
get smacked around rather a lot.
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
Yes . . 44
No . . 2
Congratulations, Sco-vile! Will you try to netkkkop me for posting the
above factual information about you?
We can hope he tries -- should be good for a laugh.
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 22 David Tholen . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . 8 Moris, alias superglue . . . . . . . . . .
. 8 Sylvia Sullivan . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 none of the above
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 William Daffer . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . .
1
Congratulations on three out of three, FeeSpeechWhore! Remember to hide
your acceptance speech somewhere on your pathetic scam-site.
It would be only fitting.
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is... SYLVIA SULLIVAN!
Sylvia Sullivan . . . . . 16
Uni . . . . . . . . . . . 11
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn . . 6
John Wentzky . . . . . . . 5
Nunya Bidness . . . . . . 4
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 3
none of the above . . . . 2
Congratulations, PSYLVIA! When you go to congress to shout deafeningly,
I expect the congressmen will want to come here and nominate you again.
On second thought, withdraw the Jihad Joe nomination. Wentzky should
have another go at this.
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is... PROFESSOR VON TWOSTEPS!
Professeur von TwoSteps . . 18
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn . . 10
Kadaitcha Man . . . . . . . 8
Rob Wade . . . . . . . . . 5
Ed Conrad . . . . . . . . . 4
none of the above . . . . . 3
Congratulations, TwoShits! Racism, sexism and repetitive ranting -
you've got it all!
Can't argue with this result -- TwoBits is a clone of Radavich, just
about, only more crazed. I nominated Weatherly here, so I can't do
anything more...
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is... er... neither of the above!
neither of the above . . . 20
Catherine Burr . . . . . . 13
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 7
Both candidates are going to have to work overtime in the screed factory
if they want to do better on another occasion.
OK, put Dolf right back in again. Next month, I'll remember to add his
home groups to the x-post, or one of them, anyway.
I'd just like to reiterate this one. Dolf Boek, aptly aka "Qolon", is
re-nominated for the Unabomber Surprise.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is... SYLVIA SULLIVAN!
Sylvia Sullivan . . . 27
Linda Gore . . . . . 7
John Wentzky . . . . 6
Dennis E Strasser . . 5
none of the above . . 2
Congratulations, Pstupid Psylvia! Don't forget to archive this
already-archived post.
Hmmm. Think I did a nom here already...No, wait, that was PSYLVIA! OK, her
nomination is withdrawn, and John Wentzky is up again. Unless that was the
Bartlo...Update the noms page, and I'll get back to you.
OK, as I said, PSYLVIA's nom is withdrawn, and so is "Joe's" -- go,
Wentzky, go!
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
Yes/No votes currently require a 2/3 margin, so there is no winner this
month.
Max Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker
Yes . . 17
No . . 12
You should have invented a few more imaginary members of your cult, Max.
Dangitall, I thought he had a bunch already...Oh, well, he was mostly just
using only a few, anyway.
I'd like to re-nominate Max, if Bill Baker hasn't already. If he has, I
second the nom.
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
The winner is... TWONKY!
Twonky . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Azure & Warhol . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . 10 Max Varazslo, alias Crown Princess Keesha .
. 5 Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 none of the above
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, Twacky! I was going to post an imitation of your style
here, but I tired of passing it repeatedly through Babelfish long before
it was ready.
FTR, I re-nominate Max Varaszlo for GAB, in his incarnation of Keesha.
HaShem really had this one coming, though.
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winner is... DORE WILLIAMSON!
Dore Williamson . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Dolf Boek, alias Qolon .
. . . . . . . . . 7 none of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 Max
Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker . . 5
Congratulations, Jesus! Next time You pray to Yourself, ask Yourself to
make You less ridiculous.
<applause> That had to be the easiest campaign *ever*! Nominated her one
post -- or was it a few? -- back in the middle of October, and didn't lift
a finger since...<note to alt.cn>: Pleace to make sure to draw this to the
attention of Her Godheadliness, if yours is not the group where she hangs
out.<to Bill Baker>: Re-nominate Max anytime you please -- I nominated
John Weatherly of ARCB earlier, so I can't do it.
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
The winners are... HOOFPRINTS and her trainer KALI!
Hoofprints, trained by Kali . . . . . . . . . . . . 21 Raymond
Karczewski, trained by the AFA-B bullies . . 13 Alan Jones, trained by
Robert Buchanan . . . . . . . 6 none of the above . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations to Kali on a fine training performance! Can you get
Goofy to repeat the trick in which her head spins in both directions at
once, please?
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The appointee is... FLY COOTER!
Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . 23
Sylvia Sullivan . . . . . 20
Moris, alias superglue . . 3
Congratulations, Poofter! I'm looking forward to counting the whines in
your acceptance speech.
He should keep this one for awhile.
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is... CHUCK LYSAGHT!
Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah . . 33 John Wentsky . . . . . . . .
. . . . . 9
Congratulations, Chuckles! Enjoy your eighth consecutive month in
office.
I'd like to re-nominate Wentzky for this one, too -- Chooky can't hide in
that office all the time.
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
Alexa Cameron . . 31
John Shocked . . 10
Hi Alexa, and congratulations! There are no immovable alien saucers in
the vicinity of Baghdad airport. Or anywhere else.
Also, John Shocked for this.
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the WACKO JACKO FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . 17
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . . . 16
soc.men . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12
Congratulations, F'loons! I don't want to think about how you'll be
spending your time in office (really bad visuals).
A new nomination, here: Gordon Radavich/Heinrich/Ben Cramer/Don Ocean.
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is... WOODCHUCK BILL!
Woodchuck Bill, alias Kasper Vreeland . . 18 Robert Buchanan, alias
Ryan Alt . . . . . 15 neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . 7
Congratulations, Bill! You need a bigger boat.
HAMMER OF THOR
For reasons previously explained, the outcome of the Hammer of Thor
voting will not be announced at this time.
This concludes the results of the October ballot. 64 ballot papers were
received, of which 58 were deemed valid. Until next time, fare well, and
may your saucers never run out of free energy or be shot down by HAARP!
Great job!
--
Not Richard Scoville
The Demon of Mockery
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| Title: Re: PING Dore Williamson & fresh NOMINATIONS Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
09 Nov 2005 08:06:37 AM |
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On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 05:11:22 -0800, "The Demon of Mockery"
<popesnarky@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:<1131541882.122619.323860@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>...
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
Yes/No votes currently require a 2/3 margin, so there is no winner
this month.
Max Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker
Yes . . 17
No . . 12
You should have invented a few more imaginary members of your cult,
Max.
Dangitall, I thought he had a bunch already...Oh, well, he was mostly
just using only a few, anyway.
I'd like to re-nominate Max, if Bill Baker hasn't already. If he has, I
second the nom.
I haven't, and I second.
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
The winner is... TWONKY!
Twonky . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19
Azure & Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10
Max Varazslo, alias Crown Princess Keesha . . 5
Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4
none of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
Congratulations, Twacky! I was going to post an imitation of your
style here, but I tired of passing it repeatedly through Babelfish
long before it was ready.
FTR, I re-nominate Max Varaszlo for GAB, in his incarnation of Keesha.
HaShem really had this one coming, though.
I second this one, as well.
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winners are... the WACKO JACKO FANS!
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . 17
alt.astronomy saucerheads . . . . 16
soc.men . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12
Congratulations, F'loons! I don't want to think about how you'll be
spending your time in office (really bad visuals).
A new nomination, here: Gordon Radavich/Heinrich/Ben Cramer/Don Ocean.
And this one is also seconded.
--
Thurgood Lie #3:
"Bill Baker is a coprophiliac."
news:1108447889.337979.150820@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com
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| User: "Peter J Ross" |
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| Title: Re: PING Dore Williamson & fresh NOMINATIONS Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
09 Nov 2005 08:38:38 AM |
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On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 14:06:37 GMT, Bill Baker
<wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 05:11:22 -0800, "The Demon of Mockery"
<popesnarky@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:<1131541882.122619.323860@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>...
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
Yes/No votes currently require a 2/3 margin, so there is no winner
this month.
Max Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker
Yes . . 17
No . . 12
You should have invented a few more imaginary members of your cult,
Max.
Dangitall, I thought he had a bunch already...Oh, well, he was mostly
just using only a few, anyway.
I'd like to re-nominate Max, if Bill Baker hasn't already. If he has, I
second the nom.
I haven't, and I second.
The only reason I've seen offered for this, and a few other
nominations, is that the nominees appeared on last month's ballot and
didn't win. New nominations require new evidence.
For instance, Catherine Burr is doing a fine job of recovering from
the humiliation of losing to "none of the above" by posting fresh
screed that may be even screedier than last month's screed. Max, OTOH,
may not be posting at all this month, for all I know.
PJR :-)
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alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>
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| User: "Bill Baker" |
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| Title: Re: PING Dore Williamson & fresh NOMINATIONS Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
09 Nov 2005 01:55:58 PM |
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On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 14:38:38 +0000, Peter J Ross
<pjr@NOSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote in message
news:<slrndn42fr.dr.pjr@nntp.petitmorte.net>...
On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 14:06:37 GMT, Bill Baker
<wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 05:11:22 -0800, "The Demon of Mockery"
<popesnarky@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:<1131541882.122619.323860@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>...
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
Yes/No votes currently require a 2/3 margin, so there is no winner
this month.
Max Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker
Yes . . 17
No . . 12
You should have invented a few more imaginary members of your cult,
Max.
Dangitall, I thought he had a bunch already...Oh, well, he was mostly
just using only a few, anyway.
I'd like to re-nominate Max, if Bill Baker hasn't already. If he has,
I second the nom.
I haven't, and I second.
The only reason I've seen offered for this, and a few other nominations,
is that the nominees appeared on last month's ballot and didn't win. New
nominations require new evidence.
For instance, Catherine Burr is doing a fine job of recovering from the
humiliation of losing to "none of the above" by posting fresh screed
that may be even screedier than last month's screed. Max, OTOH, may not
be posting at all this month, for all I know.
Max has already posted this month, and I cross-posted it to AUK. That's
the thread where Snarky nominated him for the VVF in ROT-13.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/browse_frm/thread/a82f89e8e9594646/48a90e53e5e8b741
--
Thurgood Lie #4:
"Male homosexuals like straight pornography"
news:1108447889.337979.150820@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com
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| Title: Re: PING Dore Williamson & fresh NOMINATIONS Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
09 Nov 2005 11:12:38 AM |
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On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 14:38:38 +0000, Peter J Ross gibbered out like a
howler monkey:
On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 14:06:37 GMT, Bill Baker
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 05:11:22 -0800, "The Demon of Mockery" wrote...
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
Yes/No votes currently require a 2/3 margin, so there is no winner
this month.
Max Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker
Yes . . 17
No . . 12
You should have invented a few more imaginary members of your cult,
Max.
Dangitall, I thought he had a bunch already...Oh, well, he was mostly
just using only a few, anyway.
I'd like to re-nominate Max, if Bill Baker hasn't already. If he has, I
second the nom.
I haven't, and I second.
The only reason I've seen offered for this, and a few other nominations,
is that the nominees appeared on last month's ballot and didn't win. New
nominations require new evidence.
For instance, Catherine Burr is doing a fine job of recovering from the
humiliation of losing to "none of the above" by posting fresh screed that
may be even screedier than last month's screed. Max, OTOH, may not be
posting at all this month, for all I know.
Bill, that's your cue...
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| User: "Pinku-Sensei" |
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| Title: Re: PING Dore Williamson & fresh NOMINATIONS Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
09 Nov 2005 11:13:55 PM |
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Peter J Ross wrote:
For instance, Catherine Burr is doing a fine job of recovering from
the humiliation of losing to "none of the above" by posting fresh
screed that may be even screedier than last month's screed.
I'll say. I'm still amazed by it. I can't remember such a kookily
determined effort to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. She
avoided winning a kook award, so she came onto AUK and taunted me for
my nomination not resulting in her earning an award. While that's
plenty k00ky, if she had stopped there, she could have still made a
credible claim of SPNAK on me. Instead, she continued on to try to
convince AUK that I'm part of a corporate conspiracy to protect sexual
predators so that the kookologists would turn on me. This might be a
valid path of attack except for one thing--I suggested that she do
exactly that, so she demonstrated that I have either a hook in her
mouth or a leash attached to her collar. Finally, to celebrate losing
an award for screeding because the voters weren't convinced that she
screeded enough, what does she do? Poast more screed! *Shakes head*
Oh, well, she's a k00k. I shouldn't be surprised by anything she'd do.
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Pinku-Sensei AKA Stinku Bruce
Official Overseer of Kooks in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
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