Ballad of Susan Cohen
By Israel Tekhelet

There is a gal without a smell.
She's a cute little thing, that'l make your ding swing.
She's a commander in ZOG and she never eats hog.
Oh I love that gal Susan Cohen.
Well she says she has a man, but does he have a suntan.
Does he service her the way she needs to be.
Or is she just another horny Israeli.
Well God bless Susan Cohen because she's a bababababawoen.
She's a sweet little thing that makes me sing.
Well I love her so because she makes my pecker grow.
And if I could find her maybe we could make love in the snow.
Oh Oh Oh Oh Susan Cohen.
Well when I get mad, and I feel sad I think of Suzy Cohen,
And I say to myself I'd like to make her my wealth.
I love her and need her and want her, she's Susan Cohen the bababababawoen.
Well sometimes she gets pissed at me because I'd her beaver on my knee.
What can I say, I'm not gay.
So I will end this song talking about something that's long and it's not a
bong
but it's for Susan Cohen the bababababawoen.