Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and
discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said,
"I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers
in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later
he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

A second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man
lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them,
and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the
Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several
years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol
rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the horse's ***** and a cowboy
hat. Now he's president of the United States."

Charles Nemo
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