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29 Sep 2007 02:17:59 PM |
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Re: I Was a Lesbian Once, So I Should Know...! |
On Sep 29, 2:04?pm, Mother Sunshine Naylor
<Sister_Sunsh...@JesusAnswers.com> wrote:
On Sep 29, 10:18?am, wrote:
If you are truly a follower of Jesus Christ,
Signora Culona Marietta de' Medici was once a Roman Catholic, but she
lapsed into paganism when she finally succumbed to the devil's
temptation to experiment with lesbian sex acts. Not all Roman
Catholics are True Christians, mind you. Many of them retain vestiges
of Graeco-Roman paganism in their largely idolatrous forms of worship.
then you would do well
to attend to HIS words about the FATHER. God is always referred
to in the masculine in Scripture even when He is speaking of Himself.
Donna Culona ignores the Holy Bible in favor of any number of pagan
tomes of the type that the Holy Book of Acts recommends be burned.
Her collection probably includes "Witches Heal: Lesbian Herbal Self-
Sufficiency" (ISBN 0929784006, next scheduled bookburning on October
14, 2007, weather permitting) and "Which Witch Is Which?" (ISBN
1564147541, next scheduled bookburning on October 7, 2007, rain or
shine).
You can play the little shell game of "well what would you expect,
it was written by a bunch of chauvinist,"
Don't you mean "chauvinists"?
but in doing so you deny God both His sovereignity
Don't you mean "sovereignty"?
and His power to relay His revelation
the way He meant it to be read. "Is the hand of God so short?"
By no means! But Gallina Culona has asserted repeatedly that she
believes certain passages in the Holy Bible were not preserved without
error throughout the centuries by God Almighty Himself - as the True
Christian Church has always maintained. She thinks she can use her
vast holdings (more accurately, her hoardings) to have the Bible
rewritten to excuse her many sins - chief of which is rampant
promiscuity. True Christians know that God's Word can never pass away
- as vile homosexual lust inevitably does.
I'll pray for you,
Mother Sunshine Naylor
God's Littlest Sunbeam
faggots spend all their time lusting after a stinking *****.
Take exposed, indigent ***** Scott Allen Salberg for instance.
http://www.gay.com/personals/profile/view.html?name=scottyfll&__siteFlavor=us
He has to post his pictures and advertise on a desperation website
although he lives in ***** infested Ft Lauderdale. Be sure to check
out the ballcap with the shredded brim.
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| Title: Re: I Was a Lesbian Once, So I Should Know...! |
29 Sep 2007 02:40:41 PM |
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On Sep 29, 3:17?pm, bobandcarole <bobandcarole...@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Sep 29, 2:04?pm, Mother Sunshine Naylor
<Sister_Sunsh...@JesusAnswers.com> wrote:
On Sep 29, 10:18?am, wrote:
If you are truly a follower of Jesus Christ,
Signora Culona Marietta de' Medici was once a Roman Catholic, but she
lapsed into paganism when she finally succumbed to the devil's
temptation to experiment with lesbian sex acts. Not all Roman
Catholics are True Christians, mind you. Many of them retain vestiges
of Graeco-Roman paganism in their largely idolatrous forms of worship.
then you would do well
to attend to HIS words about the FATHER. God is always referred
to in the masculine in Scripture even when He is speaking of Himself.
Donna Culona ignores the Holy Bible in favor of any number of pagan
tomes of the type that the Holy Book of Acts recommends be burned.
Her collection probably includes "Witches Heal: Lesbian Herbal Self-
Sufficiency" (ISBN 0929784006, next scheduled bookburning on October
14, 2007, weather permitting) and "Which Witch Is Which?" (ISBN
1564147541, next scheduled bookburning on October 7, 2007, rain or
shine).
You can play the little shell game of "well what would you expect,
it was written by a bunch of chauvinist,"
Don't you mean "chauvinists"?
but in doing so you deny God both His sovereignity
Don't you mean "sovereignty"?
and His power to relay His revelation
the way He meant it to be read. "Is the hand of God so short?"
By no means! But Gallina Culona has asserted repeatedly that she
believes certain passages in the Holy Bible were not preserved without
error throughout the centuries by God Almighty Himself - as the True
Christian Church has always maintained. She thinks she can use her
vast holdings (more accurately, her hoardings) to have the Bible
rewritten to excuse her many sins - chief of which is rampant
promiscuity. True Christians know that God's Word can never pass away
- as vile homosexual lust inevitably does.
I'll pray for you,
Mother Sunshine Naylor
God's Littlest Sunbeam
faggots spend all their time lusting after a stinking *****.
Take exposed, indigent ***** Scott Allen Salberg for instance.
http://www.gay.com/personals/profile/view.html?name=scottyfll&__siteF...
He has to post his pictures and advertise on a desperation website
although he lives in ***** infested Ft Lauderdale. Be sure to check
out the ballcap with the shredded brim.-
LOL! A weathered ballcap makes me "indigent". Yet *I* connect to
broadband, while Blobtardia uses AOL after being d/c'd from WEBTV
(LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) for non-payment of the bill!
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| User: "Evangelical Velma" |
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| Title: Action/SEX??? I Am Appalled!!! |
29 Sep 2007 08:21:01 PM |
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On Sep 29, 12:40?pm, ScottyFULL-of-LUST <1sc...@lyckus.com> wrote:
LOL! A weathered ballcap makes me "indigent".
That's not the word I would have used...but maybe poor Bob has a
point. It's obvious you've got something to hide. I can imagine how
hard it must be to get men into your bed...or even your living
room...when you're 46 and look like a trainwreck. I thought you had a
new Cuban boyfriend, Scotty. Wasn't his name Alejandro? Or was it
Abelardo? Or was he last month's long-term relationship? What
happened to him? Did you go thru all Five F's with him already? You
know what those are, don't you? Who dumped who? What's this business
about "Action/Sex"? I KNEW that's what gaiety is all about.
Yet *I* connect to broadband, while Blobtardia uses AOL after being d/c'd from
WEBTV (LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) for non-payment of the bill!
So? Aren't you in debt up to your eyeballs yourself? Haven't you had
a brush with the law recently? Why are you so obsessed with Bob and
Carole, Scotty? It's obvious you've got some kind of thing for him.
Are you turned on by heavy men in general or is it just Bob? Have you
watched all the "Squirtwoman" videos to see what might turn Carole
on?
Jesus sees everything you do!
Sister Velma G. Crowder
Wholly holy, good 'n' Godly
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| User: "ScottyFLL" |
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29 Sep 2007 10:11:37 PM |
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On Sep 29, 9:21?pm, Evangelical Velma
LYING IMPOSTRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Velma DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
<vgcrow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Sep 29, 12:40?pm, ScottyFULL-of-LUST <1sc...@lyckus.com> wrote:
LOL! A weathered ballcap makes me "indigent".
That's not the word I would have used...but maybe poor Bob
By poor... do you mean "poor and fat"?
has a
point.
Yeah, we know that. It's on his pointy red tail.
It's obvious you've got something to hide.
Ah... then why am I so open about it?
thought you had a
new Cuban boyfriend, Scotty.
The new one is Peruvian.
Wasn't his name Alejandro?
Yes it was.
Or was it
Abelardo?
No it wasn't.
Yet *I* connect to broadband, while Blobtardia uses AOL after being d/c'd from
WEBTV (LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) for non-payment of the bill!
So? Aren't you in debt up to your eyeballs yourself?
I pay my broadband bills, don't I?
Haven't you had
a brush with the law recently?
What the hell are you talking about?
hy are you so obsessed with Bob and
Carole, Scotty?
He just won't leave me alone. And his wife PEEs on everything.
EVERYTHING!!!
It's obvious you've got some kind of thing for him.
Yeah, like vomit has a thing for ipecac.
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| User: "Evangelical Velma" |
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29 Sep 2007 10:47:06 PM |
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On Sep 29, 8:11 pm, Scotty-FULL-of-LUST <scotty33...@yahoo.com> wrote:
LYING IMPOSTRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Velma DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't die. Maybe it was Varla who died. I'm still very much
alive. Don't fall for any of those sick gayo lies.
By poor... do you mean "poor and fat"?
I don't know about that. When was the last time you saw poor Bob?
Did you trade photos with him? I wouldn't call him fat unless I knew
for a fact that he was overweight. I also wouldn't be so mean to him
if I were you. He was somebody's baby once! You look terribly old in
your most recent picture. Do you actually find people on that gayo
website to go to bed with you? Are they old and gray too?
Yeah, we know that. It's on his pointy red tail.
Have you seen his tail? If not, how can you be sure he's got a big
red boil on it? Don't tell me you've rimmed him out already!
Ah... then why am I so open about it?
About what? Your sexual desires? Well...that's how you pick up sex
tricks, isn't it?
The new one is Peruvian.
You've got a thing about men from south of the border, don't you?
Maybe that explains how so many of them are getting into the country
illegally. Does this one have smegma?
Yes it was.
Did you go all the way with him? You're really into "action/sex,"
aren't you? None of this sitting at home listening to ABBA and
watching the Celluloid Closet video collection for you, is there?
No it wasn't.
What's the newest one's name? How many of the Five F's have you gone
thru with him so far?
I pay my broadband bills, don't I?
Well...so far...but that's only one expense among many.
What the hell are you talking about?
You were caught in the act, weren't you? When you get stopped by an
police officer in Fort Lauderdale, does your name appear in the paper
the next day?
He just won't leave me alone.
I'd say it's the other way around!
And his wife PEEs on everything. EVERYTHING!!!
Has she peed on you yet? Pardon my French. Did she stain your
carpet? What about the mattress? Didn't you know about her
incontinence problem before you agreed to have her over? The latest
studies suggest that female ejaculate really isn't urine anyway. When
she squirts on the carpet, do you kneel down and sniff the spray just
to be sure?
Yeah, like vomit has a thing for ipecac.
That's one way of describing it, I guess, but I think sparring with
poor Bob turns you on to no end. There's no telling what Carole is
doing for you. If she's urinating all over your furniture you must be
doing something to arouse her something fierce!
Jesus loves you!
Sister Velma G. Crowder
A very good Christian
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| User: "ScottyFLL" |
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30 Sep 2007 04:34:39 PM |
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On Sep 29, 11:47?pm, Evangelical Velma <vgcrow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Sep 29, 8:11 pm, Scotty-FULL-of-LUST <scotty33...@yahoo.com> wrote:
LYING IMPOSTRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Velma DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't die. Maybe it was Varla who died. I'm still very much
alive. Don't fall for any of those sick gayo lies.
By poor... do you mean "poor and fat"?
I don't know about that. When was the last time you saw poor Bob?
Did you trade photos with him? I wouldn't call him fat unless I knew
for a fact that he was overweight. I also wouldn't be so mean to him
if I were you. He was somebody's baby once! You look terribly old in
your most recent picture. Do you actually find people on that gayo
website to go to bed with you? Are they old and gray too?
Yeah, we know that. It's on his pointy red tail.
Have you seen his tail? If not, how can you be sure he's got a big
red boil on it? Don't tell me you've rimmed him out already!
Ah... then why am I so open about it?
About what? Your sexual desires? Well...that's how you pick up sex
tricks, isn't it?
The new one is Peruvian.
You've got a thing about men from south of the border, don't you?
Maybe that explains how so many of them are getting into the country
illegally. Does this one have smegma?
Yes it was.
Did you go all the way with him? You're really into "action/sex,"
aren't you? None of this sitting at home listening to ABBA and
watching the Celluloid Closet video collection for you, is there?
No it wasn't.
What's the newest one's name? How many of the Five F's have you gone
thru with him so far?
I pay my broadband bills, don't I?
Well...so far...but that's only one expense among many.
What the hell are you talking about?
You were caught in the act, weren't you? When you get stopped by an
police officer in Fort Lauderdale, does your name appear in the paper
the next day?
He just won't leave me alone.
I'd say it's the other way around!
And his wife PEEs on everything. EVERYTHING!!!
Has she peed on you yet? Pardon my French. Did she stain your
carpet? What about the mattress? Didn't you know about her
incontinence problem before you agreed to have her over? The latest
studies suggest that female ejaculate really isn't urine anyway. When
she squirts on the carpet, do you kneel down and sniff the spray just
to be sure?
Yeah, like vomit has a thing for ipecac.
That's one way of describing it, I guess, but I think sparring with
poor Bob turns you on to no end. There's no telling what Carole is
doing for you. If she's urinating all over your furniture you must be
doing something to arouse her something fierce!
Jesus loves you!
Sister Velma G. Crowder
A very good Christian
Who cares.
I'm leaving Fort Lauderdale after Thanksgiving, for Minneapolis, then
San Diego.
Enjoy yourself.
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| User: "=?iso-8859-1?q?Gwyne=F0_Bennetdottir?=" |
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30 Sep 2007 08:29:22 PM |
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On Sep 29, 2:40 pm, ScottyFLL <1sc...@lycos.com> wrote:
On Sep 29, 3:17?pm, bobandcarole <bobandcarole...@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Sep 29, 2:04?pm, Mother Sunshine Naylor
<Sister_Sunsh...@JesusAnswers.com> wrote:
On Sep 29, 10:18?am, wrote:
If you are truly a follower of Jesus Christ,
Signora Culona Marietta de' Medici was once a Roman Catholic, but she
lapsed into paganism when she finally succumbed to the devil's
temptation to experiment with lesbian sex acts. Not all Roman
Catholics are True Christians, mind you. Many of them retain vestiges
of Graeco-Roman paganism in their largely idolatrous forms of worship.
then you would do well
to attend to HIS words about the FATHER. God is always referred
to in the masculine in Scripture even when He is speaking of Himself.
Donna Culona ignores the Holy Bible in favor of any number of pagan
tomes of the type that the Holy Book of Acts recommends be burned.
Her collection probably includes "Witches Heal: Lesbian Herbal Self-
Sufficiency" (ISBN 0929784006, next scheduled bookburning on October
14, 2007, weather permitting) and "Which Witch Is Which?" (ISBN
1564147541, next scheduled bookburning on October 7, 2007, rain or
shine).
You can play the little shell game of "well what would you expect,
it was written by a bunch of chauvinist,"
Don't you mean "chauvinists"?
but in doing so you deny God both His sovereignity
Don't you mean "sovereignty"?
and His power to relay His revelation
the way He meant it to be read. "Is the hand of God so short?"
By no means! But Gallina Culona has asserted repeatedly that she
believes certain passages in the Holy Bible were not preserved without
error throughout the centuries by God Almighty Himself - as the True
Christian Church has always maintained. She thinks she can use her
vast holdings (more accurately, her hoardings) to have the Bible
rewritten to excuse her many sins - chief of which is rampant
promiscuity. True Christians know that God's Word can never pass away
- as vile homosexual lust inevitably does.
I'll pray for you,
Mother Sunshine Naylor
God's Littlest Sunbeam
faggots spend all their time lusting after a stinking *****.
Take exposed, indigent ***** Scott Allen Salberg for instance.
http://www.gay.com/personals/profile/view.html?name=scottyfll&__siteF...
He has to post his pictures and advertise on a desperation website
although he lives in ***** infested Ft Lauderdale. Be sure to check
out the ballcap with the shredded brim.-
LOL! A weathered ballcap makes me "indigent". Yet *I* connect to
broadband, while Blobtardia uses AOL after being d/c'd from WEBTV
(LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) for non-payment of the bill!- Hide quoted text -
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LOL!
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| User: "Mother Sunshine Naylor" |
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01 Oct 2007 12:44:39 PM |
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On Sep 30, 6:29?pm, Gwyne? Bennetdottir <bennetwitho...@post.com>
wrote:
LOL!
What are you laughing at? Abortion is murder, you know. There's a
whole wing of hell set aside for baby killers. They're impaled on
lava-spewing stalagmites that puncture and scald their insides for all
eternity. If you've murdered a living fetus, or helped a woman kill
her unborn baby, or even fried her precious living eggs like Signora
Gallina Culona de Medicina Cabinetta Plena da Valium, you'll burn in
hell forever EXCEPT you repent!
Jesus saves and heals!
Mother Sunshine Naylor
Divinely sanctified womb-kin
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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01 Oct 2007 05:56:28 PM |
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Mother Sunshine Naylor <Sister_Sunshine@JesusAnswers.com> writes:
On Sep 30, 6:29?pm, Gwyne? Bennetdottir <bennetwitho...@post.com>
wrote:
LOL!
What are you laughing at? Abortion is murder, you know. There's a
whole wing of hell set aside for baby killers. They're impaled on
lava-spewing stalagmites that puncture and scald their insides for all
eternity. If you've murdered a living fetus, or helped a woman kill
her unborn baby, or even fried her precious living eggs like Signora
Gallina Culona de Medicina Cabinetta Plena da Valium, you'll burn in
hell forever EXCEPT you repent!
Nice non-factual bible babble, and you just had to dump it into alt.atheism,
where even you know it's not welcome.
Jesus saves
....but Boogaard gets the rebound and goes top-shelf over Naylor...SCORE!
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2006-07 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: Houston 5, San Antonio 4 (September 29)
NEXT GAME: Saturday, October 6 vs. Chicago, 7:35
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| User: "Mother Sunshine Naylor" |
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01 Oct 2007 09:12:16 PM |
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On Oct 1, 3:56?pm, The Chief Instigator <patr...@eris.io.com> wrote:
Nice non-factual bible
Bible - and it's totally factual - more relaible than any newspaper in
the world.
babble, and you just had to dump it into alt.atheism,
I'm sorry. I didn't personally cross-post this message to the atheist
newsgroup.
where even you know it's not welcome.
I'll try to be more careful. Our church doesn't condemn atheists per
se. Many of you are good people in spite of your unbelief and will be
rewarded on Judgment Day. Please help $upport our church so that we
can spread the Good News about non-Christians to others.
...but Boogaard gets the rebound and goes top-shelf over Naylor...SCORE!
Hardly. Don't you think it would be a good thing if Bob and Carole
joined a big megachurch in their area.
Salvation is available. Interested? Ask me about it.
Mother Sunshine Naylor
God's Brightest Little Sunbeam
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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02 Oct 2007 12:32:40 AM |
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Mother Sunshine Naylor <Sister_Sunshine@JesusAnswers.com> writes:
On Oct 1, 3:56?pm, The Chief Instigator <patr...@eris.io.com> wrote:
Nice non-factual bible
Bible - and it's totally factual - more relaible than any newspaper in
the world.
Really? Bats are birds, rabbits chew their cud, and insects have four legs?
(They're all in Leviticus.)
babble, and you just had to dump it into alt.atheism,
I'm sorry. I didn't personally cross-post this message to the atheist
newsgroup.
So, you're refusing to be held responsible for your actions.
where even you know it's not welcome.
I'll try to be more careful. Our church doesn't condemn atheists per
se. Many of you are good people in spite of your unbelief and will be
rewarded on Judgment Day. Please help $upport our church so that we
can spread the Good News about non-Christians to others.
Sorry, but I'll continue to support the strict separation of church and state.
...but Boogaard gets the rebound and goes top-shelf over Naylor...SCORE!
Hardly. Don't you think it would be a good thing if Bob and Carole
joined a big megachurch in their area.
Since they don't exist (and are likely just two of your socks), they'd be
better off avoiding organized religion.
Salvation is available. Interested? Ask me about it.
Sorry, I don't cater to trolls like yourself.
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2006-07 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: Houston 5, San Antonio 4 (September 29)
NEXT GAME: Saturday, October 6 vs. Chicago, 7:35
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| User: "Bill Baker" |
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| Title: Re: I Was a Lesbian Once, So I Should Know...! |
02 Oct 2007 01:54:50 AM |
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On 02 Oct 2007 00:32:40 -0500, The Chief Instigator <patrick@fnord.io.com>
wrote in message news:<szksl4ujd3b.fsf@fnord.io.com>:
Mother Sunshine Naylor <Sister_Sunshine@JesusAnswers.com> writes:
On Oct 1, 3:56?pm, The Chief Instigator <patr...@eris.io.com> wrote:
Nice non-factual bible
Bible - and it's totally factual - more relaible than any newspaper in
the world.
Really? Bats are birds, rabbits chew their cud, and insects have four legs?
(They're all in Leviticus.)
And don't forget that the sky is a solid dome firmament in which the stars
are fixed, the wind is stored in warehouses and the earth is supported by
pillars that God shakes when he gets angry.
babble, and you just had to dump it into alt.atheism,
I'm sorry. I didn't personally cross-post this message to the atheist
newsgroup.
So, you're refusing to be held responsible for your actions.
It's the way her Satanic cult operates.
where even you know it's not welcome.
I'll try to be more careful. Our church doesn't condemn atheists per
se. Many of you are good people in spite of your unbelief and will be
rewarded on Judgment Day. Please help $upport our church so that we
can spread the Good News about non-Christians to others.
Sorry, but I'll continue to support the strict separation of church and
state.
She likes to lie and say that she supports atheists, but her cult wants
their cult leader to be the queen of the U.S. and turn it into a "Holy
Theocracy".
--
Bushism 8-23:
"I can assure you that, even though I won't be sitting through every single
moment of the seminars, nor will the vice president, we will look at the
summaries." --Waco, Texas; August 13, 2002
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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| Title: Re: I Was a Lesbian Once, So I Should Know...! |
02 Oct 2007 02:57:57 AM |
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Bill Baker <wbaker@postini.spamcon.org> writes:
On 02 Oct 2007 00:32:40 -0500, The Chief Instigator <patrick@fnord.io.com>
wrote in message news:<szksl4ujd3b.fsf@fnord.io.com>:
Mother Sunshine Naylor <Sister_Sunshine@JesusAnswers.com> writes:
On Oct 1, 3:56?pm, The Chief Instigator <patr...@eris.io.com> wrote:
Nice non-factual bible
Bible - and it's totally factual - more relaible than any newspaper in
the world.
Really? Bats are birds, rabbits chew their cud, and insects have four legs?
(They're all in Leviticus.)
And don't forget that the sky is a solid dome firmament in which the stars
are fixed, the wind is stored in warehouses and the earth is supported by
pillars that God shakes when he gets angry.
I got beyond that by the time I got to kindergarten (which was in 1960 in
Tulsa, not exactly renowned for education).
babble, and you just had to dump it into alt.atheism,
I'm sorry. I didn't personally cross-post this message to the atheist
newsgroup.
So, you're refusing to be held responsible for your actions.
It's the way her Satanic cult operates.
It's still a mystery as to why they think no one else can suss them.
where even you know it's not welcome.
I'll try to be more careful. Our church doesn't condemn atheists per
se. Many of you are good people in spite of your unbelief and will be
rewarded on Judgment Day. Please help $upport our church so that we
can spread the Good News about non-Christians to others.
Sorry, but I'll continue to support the strict separation of church and
state.
She likes to lie and say that she supports atheists, but her cult wants
their cult leader to be the queen of the U.S. and turn it into a "Holy
Theocracy".
....and in the unlikely event _that_ happens, then I'll support the mandatory
separation of church from state - with about forty pounds of TNT per church.
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2006-07 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: Houston 5, San Antonio 4 (September 29)
NEXT GAME: Saturday, October 6 vs. Chicago, 7:35
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| User: "Mother Sunshine Naylor" |
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| Title: Re: I Was a Lesbian Once, So I Should Know...! |
02 Oct 2007 09:17:02 AM |
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On Oct 1, 10:32?pm, The Chief Instigator <patr...@fnord.io.com> wrote:
Really? Bats are birds,
The True Hebrew Bible doesn't say bats are birds. It describes both
bats and birds as "flying creatures," which they are. Don't you have
a Hebrew dictionary?
rabbits chew their cud,
No, and the Bible doesn't say they do. Rock badgers appear to chew
their cud. You have to go back to the Holy Hebrew Tongue, where a
single verb is used. Do you want me to find out what this verb is for
you?
and insects have four legs?
They do indeed - if like the Holy Hebrews you consider their first
pair of what we call legs to be hands.
(They're all in Leviticus.)
And misunderstood by the Biblically illiterate every day. The Bible
is a Book of Truth if you only take the time to decode it properly.
So, you're refusing to be held responsible for your actions.
I didn't say that. It was not my decision to expand this Holy Gospel
thread into the atheist newsgroup. I just replied to someone's
response to my preaching. If you're going to mock religion in your
newsgroup, you shouldn't be afraid of a little rebuttal.
Sorry, but I'll continue to support the strict separation of church and state.
That will end soon. What this country needs more than anything else
is a Holy Theocracy. Democracy just doesn't work - exactly as the
Holy Bible teaches.
Since they don't exist
They may not be who they claim to be, but at least one person is
behind their posts.
(and are likely just two of your socks),
What a laugh! I preach for God's One True Church of Holy Assurance.
they'd be better off avoiding organized religion.
I think they need religion desperately. Jesus wants to redeem them
and save them from a life of ignorance and depravity. They were
apparently swingers once. They may still be.
Sorry, I don't cater to trolls like yourself.
I'm no troll. If you ever hear God's call and aren't sure what to do
about it, look me up. I can help you find True Salvation.
Jesus saves!
Mother Sunshine Naylor
The Lord's Brightest Little Sunbeam
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02 Oct 2007 08:34:29 AM |
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On Oct 1, 9:12 pm, Mother Sunshine Naylor
<Sister_Sunsh...@JesusAnswers.com> wrote:
On Oct 1, 3:56?pm, The Chief Instigator <patr...@eris.io.com> wrote:
Nice non-factual bible
Bible - and it's totally...
Fiction.
babble, and you just had to dump it into alt.atheism,
I'm sorry.
You should be, Cleo.
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01 Oct 2007 06:40:04 PM |
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On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 10:44:39 -0700, Mother Sunshine Naylor
<Sister_Sunshine@JesusAnswers.com> wrote:
On Sep 30, 6:29?pm, Gwyne? Bennetdottir <bennetwitho...@post.com>
wrote:
LOL!
What are you laughing at? Abortion is murder, you know.
Actually, it's not. And the Bible doesn't say it is either.
There's a whole wing of hell set aside for baby killers.
And you know this how???
They're impaled on
lava-spewing stalagmites that puncture and scald their insides for all
eternity.
How very Dante of you. Except he never said that.
If you've murdered a living fetus,
Impossible.
or helped a woman kill her unborn baby,
No such thing as an unborn baby
or even fried her precious living eggs
Must not have been very precious, if she fried them. They would have
probably been better poached.
like Signora
Gallina Culona de Medicina Cabinetta Plena da Valium, you'll burn in
hell forever EXCEPT you repent!
Jesus saves and heals!
Mother Sunshine Naylor
Divinely sanctified womb-kin
And how many of your eggs have gone down the toilet?shall I educate
you on how to count them up??
Tom S.
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| User: "Ray Fischer" |
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01 Oct 2007 11:19:45 PM |
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Tom S. <tscalfjr@cox.net> wrote:
Mother Sunshine Naylor ><Sister_Sunshine@JesusAnswers.com> wrote:
There's a whole wing of hell set aside for baby killers.
And you know this how???
She's already been there.
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Ray Fischer
rfischer@sonic.net
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| User: "=?iso-8859-1?q?Gwyne=F0_Bennetdottir?=" |
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01 Oct 2007 01:45:28 PM |
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On Oct 1, 12:44 pm, Mother Sunshine Naylor
<Sister_Sunsh...@JesusAnswers.com> wrote:
On Sep 30, 6:29?pm, Gwyne? Bennetdottir <bennetwitho...@post.com>
wrote:
LOL!
What are you laughing at?
Bobandcarole's nonsense.
That's what.
Abortion is murder, you know.
*****, fraud.
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01 Oct 2007 02:16:42 PM |
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On Oct 1, 11:45?am, Gwyne? Bennetdottir <bennetwitho...@post.com>
wrote:
Bobandcarole's nonsense. That's what.
You should pity those deluded sinners - and send our church a generous
contribution to help them find the True Way.
F*ck off, fraud.
You'll burn in hell forever for using such foul language to a Woman of
God on this Holy Gospel thread - unless you repent and apologize
profusely. Now, is that judgmental? Of course not.
Turn now - or BURN forever!
Praying for you,
Mother Sunshine Naylor
God's Brightest Sunbeam
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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01 Oct 2007 05:59:23 PM |
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Mother Sunshine Naylor <Sister_Sunshine@JesusAnswers.com> writes:
On Oct 1, 11:45?am, Gwyne? Bennetdottir <bennetwitho...@post.com>
wrote:
Bobandcarole's nonsense. That's what.
You should pity those deluded sinners - and send our church a generous
contribution to help them find the True Way.
No way. Organized religion needs to disappear.
F*ck off, fraud.
You'll burn in hell forever for using such foul language to a Woman of
God on this Holy Gospel thread - unless you repent and apologize
profusely. Now, is that judgmental? Of course not.
Turn now - or BURN forever!
***** up a rope, Fraud "Christian". Some of us don't believe in your imaginary
sky pixie.
Praying for you,
You misspelled "Preying on you", schmuck.
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2006-07 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: Houston 5, San Antonio 4 (September 29)
NEXT GAME: Saturday, October 6 vs. Chicago, 7:35
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| User: "=?iso-8859-1?q?Gwyne=F0_Bennetdottir?=" |
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01 Oct 2007 02:27:17 PM |
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On Oct 1, 2:16 pm, Mother Sunshine Naylor
<Sister_Sunsh...@JesusAnswers.com> wrote:
On Oct 1, 11:45?am, Gwyne? Bennetdottir <bennetwitho...@post.com>
wrote:
Bobandcarole's nonsense. That's what.
You should pity those deluded sinners -
You should be ashamed of yourself, you deluded sinner.
*****, fraud.
You'll burn in hell...
Shut the ***** up, Cleo.
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| User: "Pr0r3p" |
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01 Oct 2007 02:19:51 PM |
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On Oct 1, 3:16 pm, Mother Sunshine Naylor
<Sister_Sunsh...@JesusAnswers.com> wrote:
On Oct 1, 11:45?am, Gwyne? Bennetdottir <bennetwitho...@post.com>
wrote:
Bobandcarole's nonsense. That's what.
You should pity those deluded sinners - and send our church a generous
contribution to help them find the True Way.
LOL!!! And, there you have it folks. And, I thought all that praying
was free. Apparently, you have to pay to speak to the big ghost in
the sky.
F*ck off, fraud.
You'll burn in hell forever for using such foul language to a Woman of
God on this Holy Gospel thread - unless you repent and apologize
profusely. Now, is that judgmental? Of course not.
Turn now - or BURN forever!
Praying for you,
And, how much are they charging you?
Mother Sunshine Naylor
God's Brightest Sunbeam
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| User: "Mother Sunshine Naylor" |
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01 Oct 2007 03:13:22 PM |
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On Oct 1, 12:19?pm, Pr0r3p <pr0...@hotmail.com> wrote:
LOL!!! And, there you have it folks. And, I thought all that praying
was free.
Praying IS free, but we want to get poor Bob and Carole into a Bible-
believing church where they can be helped. God wants to cleanse and
purify both of them. They were apparently lured into Little Scotty's
web of homosexual intrigue and Carole has damaged some of his
furnishings - which may not be completely paid for yet.
Apparently, you have to pay to speak to the big ghost in
the sky.
That verges on blasphemy. Please use the proper words to refer to
your Creator, Sustainer, and Judge.
And, how much are they charging you?
The church gives me what I need. God says I can have a new Prius if I
can raise the necessary funds thru preaching. So please give
generously...
Please send money to me at...
First Universal Christian Kingdom
Prayer Box 424326
New Sodom, CA 94142
Jesus saves!
Holy Mother Sunshine Naylor
God's Brightest Little Sunbeam
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02 Oct 2007 07:27:24 AM |
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The church gives me what I need. God says I can have a new Prius if I
can raise the necessary funds thru preaching. So please give
generously...
Please send money to me at...
First Universal Christian Kingdom
Prayer Box 424326
New Sodom, CA 94142
Any good you may have done here has been completely destroyed by that
comment. Even you have to see that. It shames me that you would use
the name of Christ in such an obvious selfish manner as money-begging.
No wonder people of the world won't go to church.
Cresh
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| User: "Mother Sunshine Naylor" |
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02 Oct 2007 10:03:07 AM |
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On Oct 2, 5:27?am, cresh <davebow...@gmail.com> wrote:
Any good you may have done here has been completely destroyed by that
comment.
Do you mean my petition for funds? How is that possible? Don't you
think God wants His Faithful Servants to drive cars that don't pollute
the atmosphere of His orderly world? I sure do. Unlike a lot of
pastors, I'm not spending contributions on huge McMansions or diamond
rings or gold watches - no, sirree! I'm also being totally honest
about where the funds I solicit from people are going. I'm not like
that hypocrite Jimmy Swaggart who says he's collecting money to build
houses in Ecuador and then winds up blowing every penny he gets on
cheap hookers.
Even you have to see that. It shames me that you would use
the name of Christ in such an obvious selfish manner as money-begging.
I wasn't begging. I'm fund-raising. There's a big difference. I'm
sorry if I shamed you. That was never my intention.
No wonder people of the world won't go to church.
They come to our church. It's getting them to come regularly and to
TITHE that's a real challenge. Our church asks its most prosperous
members to triple-tithe. Thankfully, most do.
Jesus appreciates generosity...so keep those cards, letters, and
contributions flowing in like water from the Jordan!
First Universal Christian Kingdom
Prayer Box 424326
New Sodom, CA 94142
Praying for you,
Mother Sunshine Naylor
God's Needy Little Sunbeam
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| User: "No One" |
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02 Oct 2007 10:15:11 AM |
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Mother Sunshine Naylor <Sister_Sunshine@JesusAnswers.com> writes:
Unlike a lot of pastors, I'm not spending contributions on huge
McMansions or diamond rings or gold watches - no, sirree!
First Universal Christian Kingdom
Prayer Box 424326
New Sodom, CA 94142
That's because Max V., who writes "Mother Sunshine's" dialog, like
many writers, doesn't make enough money to spend it on much of
anything. :-)
Of course, you aren't going to get a lot of supporters when the
name of your "church" starts with letters that spell out an
obscenity.
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| User: "Pr0r3p" |
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01 Oct 2007 03:26:27 PM |
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On Oct 1, 4:13 pm, Mother Sunshine Naylor
<Sister_Sunsh...@JesusAnswers.com> wrote:
On Oct 1, 12:19?pm, Pr0r3p <pr0...@hotmail.com> wrote:
LOL!!! And, there you have it folks. And, I thought all that praying
was free.
Praying IS free,
Obviously, not.
but we want to get poor Bob and Carole into a Bible-
believing church where they can be helped. God wants to cleanse and
purify both of them. They were apparently lured into Little Scotty's
web of homosexual intrigue and Carole has damaged some of his
furnishings - which may not be completely paid for yet.
Apparently, you have to pay to speak to the big ghost in
the sky.
That verges on blasphemy.
So does spending people's donations on a Prius.
Please use the proper words to refer to
your Creator, Sustainer, and Judge.
And, how much are they charging you?
The church gives me what I need. God says I can have a new Prius if I
can raise the necessary funds thru preaching. So please give
generously...
LOL!! Yes, give so your preacher can buy a new car, a new rolex, a
new house, and a hooker. Just because your preacher says you can't
have them, it doesn't mean your preacher can't!
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01 Oct 2007 03:55:20 PM |
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On Oct 1, 1:26?pm, Pr0r3p <pr0...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Obviously, not.
You can pray to God any time you want to without paying anyone a
cent. However, God's answers sometimes come with an invoice
attached. When people make prayer requests in our church, for
instance, we usually tell them what they need to do to get an answer.
When people want something specific, it helps if they contribute to a
Man or Woman of God who's closer to God than they are to see if he or
she can reach God's Holy Throne more quickly. God answers all my
prayers right away because I'm so faithful and fastidious when it
comes to religion. If you're an unbelieving heathen, He may ignore
your pleas. If you've got unresolved smegma issues, He may abandon
you altogether. Who wants to deal with crotch cheese? Yeccch!
So does spending people's donations on a Prius.
No, it doesn't. I'm honest about what I spend contributions on.
There are people in some churches who can afford Rolls Royces with the
donations they receive. A Prius is more environmentally friendly than
a Rolls Royce, don't you think?
LOL!! Yes, give so your preacher can buy a new car, a new rolex,
Our church doesn't allow people to buy Rolexes. Gaudiness and excess
are forbidden by God.
a new house,
I already have one of those. Thank you to all those who made its
purchase possible. When I have more children, I may need a bigger
house, so please keep me in mind.
and a hooker.
I was a hooker once, but then I found Jesus and got right with God.
Now I no longer have to worry about where my income is coming from.
The Lord always provides.
Just because your preacher says you can't
have them, it doesn't mean your preacher can't!
That's right. Preachers deserve special gifts to demonstrate God's
approval of their ministry. I preach here all the time. Won't you
semd me some nice money for my Prius? God will surely bless you if
you do!
Jesus saves sinners' souls from DAMNATION every day -
Mother Sunshine Naylor
Holy Woman of God
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| User: "Pr0r3p" |
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01 Oct 2007 09:51:04 PM |
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On Oct 1, 4:55 pm, Mother Sunshine Naylor
<Sister_Sunsh...@JesusAnswers.com> wrote:
On Oct 1, 1:26?pm, Pr0r3p <pr0...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Obviously, not.
You can pray to God any time you want to without paying anyone a
cent. However, God's answers sometimes come with an invoice
attached. When people make prayer requests in our church, for
instance, we usually tell them what they need to do to get an answer.
When people want something specific, it helps if they contribute to a
Man or Woman of God who's closer to God than they are to see if he or
she can reach God's Holy Throne more quickly.
Ahhh, so prayer is free, but it costs to get an answer. LOL!! What a
gullible bunch of clowns.
God answers all my
prayers right away because I'm so faithful and fastidious when it
comes to religion. If you're an unbelieving heathen, He may ignore
your pleas.
Not according to the bible.
If you've got unresolved smegma issues, He may abandon
you altogether. Who wants to deal with crotch cheese? Yeccch!
Ahh, so not only do you charge for answers from god, you lie about
what he says.
So does spending people's donations on a Prius.
No, it doesn't. I'm honest about what I spend contributions on.
There are people in some churches who can afford Rolls Royces with the
donations they receive. A Prius is more environmentally friendly than
a Rolls Royce, don't you think?
Whether you buy a Toyota or a Rolls with stolen money it still makes
you a thief.
LOL!! Yes, give so your preacher can buy a new car, a new rolex,
Our church doesn't allow people to buy Rolexes.
Afraid they'd spend the money on a watch rather than give it to you to
buy a new home?
Gaudiness and excess
are forbidden by God.
Unless it's a priest, right?
a new house,
I already have one of those.
"Gaudiness and excess are forbidden by God."
Thank you to all those who made its
purchase possible. When I have more children, I may need a bigger
house, so please keep me in mind.
"Gaudiness and excess are forbidden by God."
and a hooker.
I was a hooker once, but then I found Jesus and got right with God.
Now I no longer have to worry about where my income is coming from.
The Lord always provides.
So, you still screw people, it's just that you've moved to a richer
clientele...
Just because your preacher says you can't
have them, it doesn't mean your preacher can't!
That's right. Preachers deserve special gifts to demonstrate God's
approval of their ministry.
Not according to the bible.
I preach here all the time. Won't you
semd me some nice money for my Prius? God will surely bless you if
you do!
Maybe I'll send you some monopoly money.
Jesus saves sinners' souls from DAMNATION every day -
So long as you give the preacher your money so that he answers...
Mother Sunshine Naylor
Holy Woman of God
You misspelled "holey".
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01 Oct 2007 04:08:35 PM |
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On Oct 1, 2:45?pm, Gwyne? Bennetdottir <bennetwitho...@post.com>
wrote:
On Oct 1, 12:44 pm, Mother Sunshine Naylor
<Sister_Sunsh...@JesusAnswers.com> wrote:
On Sep 30, 6:29?pm, Gwyne? Bennetdottir <bennetwitho...@post.com>
wrote:
LOL!
What are you laughing at?
Bobandcarole's nonsense.
That's what.
Abortion is murder, you know.
*****, fraud.
You're the pot calling the kettle black.
"I think we'll be seeing less of bobandcarole around these here
parts...at least while I'm around"--***** ScottyFLL
"I threatened suit, you changed your illegal
behavior because you're a scared little *****,
and I let it go"--Documented liar ScottyFLL
http:://groups.google.com/group/alt.abortion/msg/c77847ce4ccc4e4e?
dmode=source&hl=en
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01 Oct 2007 01:17:55 PM |
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On Oct 1, 1:44?pm, Mother Sunshine Naylor
<Sister_Sunsh...@JesusAnswers.com> wrote:
On Sep 30, 6:29?pm, Gwyne? Bennetdottir <bennetwitho...@post.com>
wrote:
LOL!
What are you laughing at? Abortion is murder, you know.
Murder is a legal distinction. If abortion isn't illegal, it can't be
murder.
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08 Oct 2007 07:24:08 AM |
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On Sep 30, 3:17 am, bobandcarole <bobandcarole...@hotmail.com> wrote:
faggots spend all their time lusting after a stinking *****.
You wish.
You hate gay people because not a single one of them would want you.
Martin
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