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User: "Robert Winn"
Date: 22 Jun 2003 02:50:59 AM
Object: Re: Jesus loves you
(Rod Williams) wrote in message news:<6b510a1c.0306211336.3c3d0e3e@posting.google.com>...

First my apology, I do not see how to start a new thread, I am new
here.

As for atheism, if there is a god of the universe who creates a bunch
of fairly ignorant animals (see human), out of its own material (god
is every particle in the universe so they say), then this god wants or
needs to be worshipped then that is the type of god who sits in front
of a large mirror.

If there is a god of the universe who creates ignorant animals and
then punishes any of them for all of eternity for something it didn't
like, then that's the type of god who not only sits in front of a
mirror all day but has a whip in its hand.

Some say that god is everywhere so I decided to do a purely scientific
experiment to see if that were true or just malarkey. I went into the
privacy of my bathroom with a mirror, pulled my pants down to my
knees, checked my butt and to my utter amazement, there was god, just
hanging there. No amount of farting would disslodge him much to my
dismay. I suppose those who say that god is everywhere have a point.

I have noticed from a near death experience that I had in the late
eighties that once our energy is free of supporting the mass that we
call our body, that by the laws of physics we, our energy, vibrates
faster, faster than the pesky human animal can see.

Side note: If all ***** were eliminated from this piece of space
debris (earth), all physical life would become extinct. Stamp out
*****, (SOS).

Each lifeform in the universe is unique, there are no two alike, we
are all individuals, be happy.

The possibilities of life in the universe are totally unlimited,
whatever life can imagine it can achieve. We settle for being human,
lugging about our heavy ***** based form out of the fear of the
unknown. Some will try to remain human at almost any cost. Once free
of the body, you'd never want to be a human or any other beast again
especially in a dimension that is totally insane.

We create our own prisons, we stuff large amounts of mass into our
mouths out of fear of losing our flesh.

Every partical in the universe is related and every partical is equal,
if someone wants to worship something, then worship the miracle of
life itself, smile on your brothers and sisters, help each other, have
no debilitating hatred in your mind, think positive. Most of all,
don't take this temporary dimension too seriously, once you have lost
it, you will have more freedom than many have thought possible.

No fear.

Rod

P.S. If there were such a vain god as I describe in the first few
paragraphs, my new job description after I dump my cargo will be to
search out all of the universe for such entities and destroy them, not
hurt them mind you, not punish them forever, I am not a fiendish
monster but to use their material for useful things. Bicycle seats,
drink coasters, candle holders, etc. are just some of the things they
can be made into without harming others.

Profanity is the attempt of a weak mind to make a strong statement.
Robert B. Winn
.

User: "Pr0r3p"

Title: Re: Jesus loves you 22 Jun 2003 02:31:06 PM
(Robert Winn) wrote in message news:<a3e03753.0306212350.318c4107@posting.google.com>...

rod@doctorofcomputers.com (Rod Williams) wrote in message news:<6b510a1c.0306211336.3c3d0e3e@posting.google.com>...

First my apology, I do not see how to start a new thread, I am new
here.

As for atheism, if there is a god of the universe who creates a bunch
of fairly ignorant animals (see human), out of its own material (god
is every particle in the universe so they say), then this god wants or
needs to be worshipped then that is the type of god who sits in front
of a large mirror.

If there is a god of the universe who creates ignorant animals and
then punishes any of them for all of eternity for something it didn't
like, then that's the type of god who not only sits in front of a
mirror all day but has a whip in its hand.

Some say that god is everywhere so I decided to do a purely scientific
experiment to see if that were true or just malarkey. I went into the
privacy of my bathroom with a mirror, pulled my pants down to my
knees, checked my butt and to my utter amazement, there was god, just
hanging there. No amount of farting would disslodge him much to my
dismay. I suppose those who say that god is everywhere have a point.

I have noticed from a near death experience that I had in the late
eighties that once our energy is free of supporting the mass that we
call our body, that by the laws of physics we, our energy, vibrates
faster, faster than the pesky human animal can see.

Side note: If all ***** were eliminated from this piece of space
debris (earth), all physical life would become extinct. Stamp out
*****, (SOS).

Each lifeform in the universe is unique, there are no two alike, we
are all individuals, be happy.

The possibilities of life in the universe are totally unlimited,
whatever life can imagine it can achieve. We settle for being human,
lugging about our heavy ***** based form out of the fear of the
unknown. Some will try to remain human at almost any cost. Once free
of the body, you'd never want to be a human or any other beast again
especially in a dimension that is totally insane.

We create our own prisons, we stuff large amounts of mass into our
mouths out of fear of losing our flesh.

Every partical in the universe is related and every partical is equal,
if someone wants to worship something, then worship the miracle of
life itself, smile on your brothers and sisters, help each other, have
no debilitating hatred in your mind, think positive. Most of all,
don't take this temporary dimension too seriously, once you have lost
it, you will have more freedom than many have thought possible.

No fear.

Rod

P.S. If there were such a vain god as I describe in the first few
paragraphs, my new job description after I dump my cargo will be to
search out all of the universe for such entities and destroy them, not
hurt them mind you, not punish them forever, I am not a fiendish
monster but to use their material for useful things. Bicycle seats,
drink coasters, candle holders, etc. are just some of the things they
can be made into without harming others.



Profanity is the attempt of a weak mind to make a strong statement.

If this were true, you'd be profane ALL the time.

Robert B. Winn

.

User: "Rod Williams"

Title: Re: Jesus loves you 22 Jun 2003 11:15:19 AM
(Robert Winn) wrote in message news:<a3e03753.0306212350.318c4107@posting.google.com>...

rod@doctorofcomputers.com (Rod Williams) wrote in message news:<6b510a1c.0306211336.3c3d0e3e@posting.google.com>...

First my apology, I do not see how to start a new thread, I am new
here.

As for atheism, if there is a god of the universe who creates a bunch
of fairly ignorant animals (see human), out of its own material (god
is every particle in the universe so they say), then this god wants or
needs to be worshipped then that is the type of god who sits in front
of a large mirror.

If there is a god of the universe who creates ignorant animals and
then punishes any of them for all of eternity for something it didn't
like, then that's the type of god who not only sits in front of a
mirror all day but has a whip in its hand.

Some say that god is everywhere so I decided to do a purely scientific
experiment to see if that were true or just malarkey. I went into the
privacy of my bathroom with a mirror, pulled my pants down to my
knees, checked my butt and to my utter amazement, there was god, just
hanging there. No amount of farting would disslodge him much to my
dismay. I suppose those who say that god is everywhere have a point.

I have noticed from a near death experience that I had in the late
eighties that once our energy is free of supporting the mass that we
call our body, that by the laws of physics we, our energy, vibrates
faster, faster than the pesky human animal can see.

Side note: If all ***** were eliminated from this piece of space
debris (earth), all physical life would become extinct. Stamp out
*****, (SOS).

Each lifeform in the universe is unique, there are no two alike, we
are all individuals, be happy.

The possibilities of life in the universe are totally unlimited,
whatever life can imagine it can achieve. We settle for being human,
lugging about our heavy ***** based form out of the fear of the
unknown. Some will try to remain human at almost any cost. Once free
of the body, you'd never want to be a human or any other beast again
especially in a dimension that is totally insane.

We create our own prisons, we stuff large amounts of mass into our
mouths out of fear of losing our flesh.

Every partical in the universe is related and every partical is equal,
if someone wants to worship something, then worship the miracle of
life itself, smile on your brothers and sisters, help each other, have
no debilitating hatred in your mind, think positive. Most of all,
don't take this temporary dimension too seriously, once you have lost
it, you will have more freedom than many have thought possible.

No fear.

Rod

P.S. If there were such a vain god as I describe in the first few
paragraphs, my new job description after I dump my cargo will be to
search out all of the universe for such entities and destroy them, not
hurt them mind you, not punish them forever, I am not a fiendish
monster but to use their material for useful things. Bicycle seats,
drink coasters, candle holders, etc. are just some of the things they
can be made into without harming others.



Profanity is the attempt of a weak mind to make a strong statement.
Robert B. Winn

I'm truly happy that you have cleared that up. Ozzie Osborn must
have a really weak mind, not to mention many of the great literary
writers of olde and present day. I guess it all comes with being in
the animal kingdom, got to admit it, we're all stupid. Oh *****.
Rod Williams
Somewhere in the Universe.
.
User: "Robert Winn"

Title: Re: Jesus loves you 22 Jun 2003 10:21:10 PM
(Rod Williams) wrote in message news:<6b510a1c.0306220815.9df6022@posting.google.com>...

rbwinn200@mybluelight.com (Robert Winn) wrote in message news:<a3e03753.0306212350.318c4107@posting.google.com>...

(Rod Williams) wrote in message news:<6b510a1c.0306211336.3c3d0e3e@posting.google.com>...

First my apology, I do not see how to start a new thread, I am new
here.

As for atheism, if there is a god of the universe who creates a bunch
of fairly ignorant animals (see human), out of its own material (god
is every particle in the universe so they say), then this god wants or
needs to be worshipped then that is the type of god who sits in front
of a large mirror.

If there is a god of the universe who creates ignorant animals and
then punishes any of them for all of eternity for something it didn't
like, then that's the type of god who not only sits in front of a
mirror all day but has a whip in its hand.

Some say that god is everywhere so I decided to do a purely scientific
experiment to see if that were true or just malarkey. I went into the
privacy of my bathroom with a mirror, pulled my pants down to my
knees, checked my butt and to my utter amazement, there was god, just
hanging there. No amount of farting would disslodge him much to my
dismay. I suppose those who say that god is everywhere have a point.

I have noticed from a near death experience that I had in the late
eighties that once our energy is free of supporting the mass that we
call our body, that by the laws of physics we, our energy, vibrates
faster, faster than the pesky human animal can see.

Side note: If all ***** were eliminated from this piece of space
debris (earth), all physical life would become extinct. Stamp out
*****, (SOS).

Each lifeform in the universe is unique, there are no two alike, we
are all individuals, be happy.

The possibilities of life in the universe are totally unlimited,
whatever life can imagine it can achieve. We settle for being human,
lugging about our heavy ***** based form out of the fear of the
unknown. Some will try to remain human at almost any cost. Once free
of the body, you'd never want to be a human or any other beast again
especially in a dimension that is totally insane.

We create our own prisons, we stuff large amounts of mass into our
mouths out of fear of losing our flesh.

Every partical in the universe is related and every partical is equal,
if someone wants to worship something, then worship the miracle of
life itself, smile on your brothers and sisters, help each other, have
no debilitating hatred in your mind, think positive. Most of all,
don't take this temporary dimension too seriously, once you have lost
it, you will have more freedom than many have thought possible.

No fear.

Rod

P.S. If there were such a vain god as I describe in the first few
paragraphs, my new job description after I dump my cargo will be to
search out all of the universe for such entities and destroy them, not
hurt them mind you, not punish them forever, I am not a fiendish
monster but to use their material for useful things. Bicycle seats,
drink coasters, candle holders, etc. are just some of the things they
can be made into without harming others.



Profanity is the attempt of a weak mind to make a strong statement.
Robert B. Winn


I'm truly happy that you have cleared that up. Ozzie Osborn must
have a really weak mind, not to mention many of the great literary
writers of olde and present day. I guess it all comes with being in
the animal kingdom, got to admit it, we're all stupid. Oh *****.

Rod Williams
Somewhere in the Universe.

Persistence in profanity is the attempt of a weak mind to become weaker.
Robert
.
User: "Douglas Berry"

Title: Re: Jesus loves you 23 Jun 2003 10:29:16 AM
On 22 Jun 2003 20:21:10 -0700, a wanderer, known to us only as
rbwinn200@mybluelight.com (Robert Winn) warmed at our fire and told
this tale:

Persistence in profanity is the attempt of a weak mind to become weaker.

I need a judgement call here. Does this count as a preitition of
Robert's favorite phrase? Or is it just different enough to count as
original?
--
Douglas Berry

http://gridlore.home.mindspring.com
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
.




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