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Science > Abortion |
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"Gactimus" |
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13 Oct 2004 01:39:04 PM |
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Re: Kerry gave his foes too much fodder |
The claim made by John Edwards this week in Iowa that "We will stop
juvenile diabetes, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and other debilitating
diseases... When John Kerry is president, people like Christopher Reeve
are going get up out of that wheelchair and walk again," was described by
Charles Krauthammer (who is in a wheelchair) as the worst demagoguery in
decades.
Maybe Edwards' previous outreach to the disabled, which consisted of
patting a woman in a wheelchair on the head, just didn't wrap up that
demographic, so he had to promise them something to be delivered in John
Kerry's term as President, that modern medicine has been unable to deliver
after decades of trying. Edwards' Iowa statement should be brought up in
tonight's debate and President Bush should clear up the misconception
(perpetrated by the Democrats) that he has banned stem cell research. Bush
needs to make it clear that he not only has not banned it, but that he is
the first President ever to federally fund embyronic stem cell research.
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: Kerry gave his foes too much fodder |
14 Oct 2004 01:09:13 AM |
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You don't have a life outside of usenet... do ya?
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Kerry gave his foes too much fodder |
14 Oct 2004 06:10:54 AM |
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"ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote in message
news:NKobd.494$0O.20802@news.xtra.co.nz...
You don't have a life outside of usenet... do ya?
you still living most of your life hiding under a rock kiwi?
Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having An On-Line Affair
10. Lately she sits at the computer naked.
9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.
8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.
7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.
6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.
5. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software".
4. Lipstick on the mouse.
3. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!"
2. The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt.
1. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: Kerry gave his foes too much fodder |
14 Oct 2004 05:07:22 PM |
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On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 19:09:13 +1300, "ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote in
message <NKobd.494$0O.20802@news.xtra.co.nz>:
You don't have a life outside of usenet... do ya?
LOL oh the irony!!!
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Cape Town news
http://adderleystreet.co.za/capetown/
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: Kerry gave his foes too much fodder |
15 Oct 2004 03:44:30 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:b2rtm0tbjqvghn3kpajndapi9hphu5p290@4ax.com...
: On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 19:09:13 +1300, "ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote
in
: message <NKobd.494$0O.20802@news.xtra.co.nz>:
: >You don't have a life outside of usenet... do ya?
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: LOL oh the irony!!!
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Sorry...... I know that I usually reserve that comment for you
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| User: "GP of ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Kerry gave his foes too much fodder |
04 Nov 2004 02:51:58 PM |
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"ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote in message
news:o6Mbd.174$U_5.48793@news.xtra.co.nz...
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:b2rtm0tbjqvghn3kpajndapi9hphu5p290@4ax.com...
: On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 19:09:13 +1300, "ur_droll" <who.gives@*****.co> wrote
in
: message <NKobd.494$0O.20802@news.xtra.co.nz>:
: >You don't have a life outside of usenet... do ya?
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: LOL oh the irony!!!
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Sorry...... I know that I usually reserve that comment for you
did your mommy think that up for you kiwi?
An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit
and says . . . And, lo, it came to pass that the trader by the name of
Abraham.Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot
Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had
been called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why
doth thou travel far from town to town with thy goods, when thou can trade
without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she
were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How,
dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in
between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply
telling you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums
and delivery by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)." Abraham thought long and decided
he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And Dot said, "There will be a
lot of banging in the land." And Abraham replied, "It is my most fervent
wish that this be so." And the drums rang out and were an immediate success.
Abraham sold all the goods he had, at the top price, without ever moving
from his tent. But his success did arouse envy. A man named Maccabia did
secret himself inside Abraham's drum and was accused of insider trading. And
the young did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly to camel
dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Siderites, or
NERDS for short. And, lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new
riches and the deafening sound of drums, that no one noticed that the real
riches were going to the drum maker, one Brother William of Gates, who
bought up every drum company in the land. And indeed did insist on making
drums that would only work if you bought Brother William's drumsticks. And
Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by
others." And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or as it came to
be known, "eBay," he said, "We need a name of a service that reflects what
we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."
"Whoopee!" said Abraham. "No, YAHOO!" said Dot Com.
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