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"Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE, KOTHASK, EOTHP" |
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22 Oct 2005 01:53:41 AM |
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Re: Kook Chess Set - second call for nominations |
Sean Monaghan wrote:
Kook Chess Set nominations so far - 45
Not bad for a few days! Why don't we fill up that board and get a
ballot going while there's still plenty of momentum behind the project.
:-)
The nominations page has all of the current, up-to-date info.
http://www.petitmorte.net/sean/chess
We[tinw] still need nominations for the following chess pieces/pawns -
This may be a trifle bold of me, considering my choices haven't even won any
awards, yet, but I feel that may only be an oversight. At any rate, none of
them are guaranteed a spot on the ballot...
Blue Queen's Knight [1 nominee needed]
John Shocked, for his sterling defence of American science fiction,
especially Battlestar Galactica, from the ominous and ever-present threat
of "Hollywood Homosexuals Neo-Conservatives", together with Organised
Crime, libertarians, the ACLU, and Rick Berman, and their agenda to sell
your children on "Sodomy", gambling, drugs, prostitution, and smoking,
through the use of subliminal messages.
Red King's Bishop [1 nominee needed]
Max Varazslo, of San Francisco, California, for five years of running
through a freakshow of multiple personalities (including, but not limited
to, Bernadette & Rufus Strange, Thurgood & Lurlean Tucker, and "Grandmother
Super-Holiness" Henrietta Hickey) on a variety of newsgroups, in the "First
Universal Christian Kingdom, God's One True Church of Holy
Assurance" (which has many additional crudely amusing acronyms, but I can't
remember all of them), which advocates circumcision for both men and women
(infants and adults), and claims to be able to "cure" homosexuality with
colonics and enemas, as well as a "Holy Pain Centre". Bill Baker has
provided much corroboration of all this to AUK for his nominations of Max
in the Sock-Puppet and 72 Raisins categories.
Red King's Bishop's Pawn [2 nominees needed]
John Wentzky, of Anderson, Anderson County, South Carolina, for his
twelve-year crusade against homosexuals and abortion -- "Gay men deserve to
die." Says it all, really -- which has included frequent all-caps outbursts
wherein he accuses all those in disagreement with him of being liars and
accomplices of the unknown infectees (Yes, *plural*) who "murdered" his
brother (who died of AIDS-related complications, back before the kookiness
began).
--
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"The personal _is_ political."
Superfaggot; GGGHD; MWFA; HCNB; MU; BCB; FI
Economic Left/Right: -5.71
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -7.23
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22 Oct 2005 02:02:30 AM |
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*****, Dr.Flonkenstein.
"Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE, KOTHASK,
EOTHP" <p0p35n4rky@m30w.0rg> wrote in message
news:Vll6f.265160$tl2.206893@pd7tw3no...
Sean Monaghan wrote:
Kook Chess Set nominations so far - 45
Not bad for a few days! Why don't we fill up that board and get a
ballot going while there's still plenty of momentum behind the project.
:-)
The nominations page has all of the current, up-to-date info.
http://www.petitmorte.net/sean/chess
We[tinw] still need nominations for the following chess pieces/pawns -
This may be a trifle bold of me, considering my choices haven't even won
any
awards, yet, but I feel that may only be an oversight. At any rate, none
of
them are guaranteed a spot on the ballot...
Blue Queen's Knight [1 nominee needed]
John Shocked, for his sterling defence of American science fiction,
especially Battlestar Galactica, from the ominous and ever-present threat
of "Hollywood Homosexuals Neo-Conservatives", together with Organised
Crime, libertarians, the ACLU, and Rick Berman, and their agenda to sell
your children on "Sodomy", gambling, drugs, prostitution, and smoking,
through the use of subliminal messages.
Red King's Bishop [1 nominee needed]
Max Varazslo, of San Francisco, California, for five years of running
through a freakshow of multiple personalities (including, but not limited
to, Bernadette & Rufus Strange, Thurgood & Lurlean Tucker, and
"Grandmother
Super-Holiness" Henrietta Hickey) on a variety of newsgroups, in the
"First
Universal Christian Kingdom, God's One True Church of Holy
Assurance" (which has many additional crudely amusing acronyms, but I
can't
remember all of them), which advocates circumcision for both men and women
(infants and adults), and claims to be able to "cure" homosexuality with
colonics and enemas, as well as a "Holy Pain Centre". Bill Baker has
provided much corroboration of all this to AUK for his nominations of Max
in the Sock-Puppet and 72 Raisins categories.
Red King's Bishop's Pawn [2 nominees needed]
John Wentzky, of Anderson, Anderson County, South Carolina, for his
twelve-year crusade against homosexuals and abortion -- "Gay men deserve
to
die." Says it all, really -- which has included frequent all-caps
outbursts
wherein he accuses all those in disagreement with him of being liars and
accomplices of the unknown infectees (Yes, *plural*) who "murdered" his
brother (who died of AIDS-related complications, back before the kookiness
began).
--
_______________________________________________
"The personal _is_ political."
Superfaggot; GGGHD; MWFA; HCNB; MU; BCB; FI
Economic Left/Right: -5.71
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -7.23
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| User: "Sean Monaghan" |
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22 Oct 2005 02:37:12 AM |
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Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE, KOTHASK,
EOTHP wrote:
This may be a trifle bold of me, considering my choices haven't even
won any awards, yet, but I feel that may only be an oversight. At any
rate, none of them are guaranteed a spot on the ballot...
The Kook Kard Deck didn't have such a requirement. I believe Nancy
Lieder's Kook Kard was her first AUK award. The FNVW did not impose
such a requirement on the Chess Set when he assigned the ballot to me;
I added it to ensure a relatively high bar for nominees.
I already have made one exception; David Moore has not won any awards
yet, but he'll appear on the ballot as a pawn under Kenny Kakes
Pangborn. You guys have done good work in presenting your kooks, so
I'll accept two out of your three nominees (seconder-permitting, of
course).
Blue Queen's Knight [1 nominee needed]
John Shocked, for his sterling defence of American science fiction,
especially Battlestar Galactica, from the ominous and ever-present
threat of "Hollywood Homosexuals Neo-Conservatives", together with
Organised Crime, libertarians, the ACLU, and Rick Berman, and their
agenda to sell your children on "Sodomy", gambling, drugs,
prostitution, and smoking, through the use of subliminal messages.
[...]
Red King's Bishop's Pawn [2 nominees needed]
John Wentzky, of Anderson, Anderson County, South Carolina, for his
twelve-year crusade against homosexuals and abortion -- "Gay men
deserve to die." Says it all, really -- which has included frequent
all-caps outbursts wherein he accuses all those in disagreement with
him of being liars and accomplices of the unknown infectees (Yes,
plural) who "murdered" his brother (who died of AIDS-related
complications, back before the kookiness began).
Both of them need to be seconded by Monday, the 24th of October, which
is the tentative date I have planned for the ballot.
--
Sean Monaghan
http://www.petitmorte.net/sean
AUK Hammer of Thor - August 2005
PSM Hook, Line & Sinker Award - March, July & August 2005
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22 Oct 2005 02:46:34 AM |
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"Sean Monaghan" <sean@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:xn0e8s8jxdhyzj000@kookology.info...
Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE, KOTHASK,
EOTHP wrote:
This may be a trifle bold of me, considering my choices haven't even
won any awards, yet, but I feel that may only be an oversight. At any
rate, none of them are guaranteed a spot on the ballot...
The Kook Kard Deck didn't have such a requirement. I believe Nancy
Lieder's Kook Kard was her first AUK award. The FNVW did not impose
such a requirement on the Chess Set when he assigned the ballot to me;
I added it to ensure a relatively high bar for nominees.
I already have made one exception; David Moore has not won any awards
yet, but he'll appear on the ballot as a pawn under Kenny Kakes
Pangborn. You guys have done good work in presenting your kooks, so
I'll accept two out of your three nominees (seconder-permitting, of
course).
Blue Queen's Knight [1 nominee needed]
John Shocked, for his sterling defence of American science fiction,
especially Battlestar Galactica, from the ominous and ever-present
threat of "Hollywood Homosexuals Neo-Conservatives", together with
Organised Crime, libertarians, the ACLU, and Rick Berman, and their
agenda to sell your children on "Sodomy", gambling, drugs,
prostitution, and smoking, through the use of subliminal messages.
[...]
Red King's Bishop's Pawn [2 nominees needed]
John Wentzky, of Anderson, Anderson County, South Carolina, for his
twelve-year crusade against homosexuals and abortion -- "Gay men
deserve to die." Says it all, really -- which has included frequent
all-caps outbursts wherein he accuses all those in disagreement with
him of being liars and accomplices of the unknown infectees (Yes,
plural) who "murdered" his brother (who died of AIDS-related
complications, back before the kookiness began).
Both of them need to be seconded by Monday, the 24th of October, which
is the tentative date I have planned for the ballot.
Are you just another PJR sock? At any rate you are a kook who overly
obsessed with kook elections. Can you stop posting right now?
--
Sean Monaghan
http://www.petitmorte.net/sean
AUK Hammer of Thor - August 2005
PSM Hook, Line & Sinker Award - March, July & August 2005
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| User: "David Chapman" |
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22 Oct 2005 05:40:49 AM |
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From the Collected Witterings of Sean Monaghan, volume 23:
Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE, KOTHASK,
EOTHP wrote:
Blue Queen's Knight [1 nominee needed]
John Shocked, for his sterling defence of American science fiction,
especially Battlestar Galactica, from the ominous and ever-present
threat of "Hollywood Homosexuals Neo-Conservatives", together with
Organised Crime, libertarians, the ACLU, and Rick Berman, and their
agenda to sell your children on "Sodomy", gambling, drugs,
prostitution, and smoking, through the use of subliminal messages.
Both of them need to be seconded by Monday, the 24th of October, which
is the tentative date I have planned for the ballot.
I don't know if we're permitted, but members of AB-G will second, third,
fourth and fifth this one.
--
Who the f--k are you calling insolent?
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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22 Oct 2005 06:07:40 AM |
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David Chapman, <jedit_ojanen8@hotmail.com>, the tailing, dehydrated haddock,
and rough garment maker, toadied:
Who the f--k are you calling insolent?
There are no hyphens in the word *****.
--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.
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| User: "The Secretary of HomInt3rn" |
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22 Oct 2005 06:40:01 AM |
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I was busily flonking away in alt.politics.homosexuality, when The Goddess
Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to David Chapman:
From the Collected Witterings of Sean Monaghan, volume 23:
Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE, KOTHASK,
EOTHP wrote:
Blue Queen's Knight [1 nominee needed]
John Shocked, for his sterling defence of American science fiction,
especially Battlestar Galactica, from the ominous and ever-present
threat of "Hollywood Homosexuals Neo-Conservatives", together with
Organised Crime, libertarians, the ACLU, and Rick Berman, and their
agenda to sell your children on "Sodomy", gambling, drugs,
prostitution, and smoking, through the use of subliminal messages.
Both of them need to be seconded by Monday, the 24th of October, which
is the tentative date I have planned for the ballot.
I don't know if we're permitted, but members of AB-G will second, third,
fourth and fifth this one.
Indeed you may, but it's generally the custom in AUK to have the thirders,
fourthers, and fifthers state it for themselves, in my (admittedly
relatively limited) experience -- BTW, his "Clueless Newbie of the Month"
nomination is still hanging in the air (unlike the Office of Kooki
Information Minister and the Custer "Kicked @$$" Award (the latter could
use some additional help from any interested parties, though, as there's
some doubt as to just how "victorious" he really believes himself to be)),
needing but a second to make it solid.
Specifically, for his insistence on his own definition of "troll", as well
as posting the contents of old threads at the bottom of his current posts,
and sometimes instead of posting actual replies -- months after the threads
died.
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/faq.html#q9
<excerpt>
Similar to KotM, but reserved only for the most highly clueless and
incorrigible newbies of Usenet. The Clueless Newbie of the Month (CNotM) is
pretty much the same sort of thing as the KotM, but honors spectacular
cluelessness on Usenet rather than Kookery. Actually being a newbie is not
a strict requirement for eligibility; but the type of cluelessness being
recognized needs to be of the sort typical of newbies. If someone has been
on the net for some time and still acts like a newbie, they're eligible.
</excerpt>
--
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Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political."
Bent Depraved N. Deviant *****-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot
"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky
Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk
"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
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| User: "Lio Convoy" |
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22 Oct 2005 11:23:56 PM |
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The Secretary of HomInt3rn <ý|<®åñ539ô9@\/\/0é|\/|.6®0> wrote in
news:lyp6f.258416$1i.238294@pd7tw2no:
I was busily flonking away in alt.politics.homosexuality, when The
Goddess Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to David Chapman:
From the Collected Witterings of Sean Monaghan, volume 23:
Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE,
KOTHASK, EOTHP wrote:
Blue Queen's Knight [1 nominee needed]
John Shocked, for his sterling defence of American science fiction,
especially Battlestar Galactica, from the ominous and ever-present
threat of "Hollywood Homosexuals Neo-Conservatives", together with
Organised Crime, libertarians, the ACLU, and Rick Berman, and their
agenda to sell your children on "Sodomy", gambling, drugs,
prostitution, and smoking, through the use of subliminal messages.
Both of them need to be seconded by Monday, the 24th of October,
which is the tentative date I have planned for the ballot.
I don't know if we're permitted, but members of AB-G will second,
third, fourth and fifth this one.
Indeed you may, but it's generally the custom in AUK to have the
thirders, fourthers, and fifthers state it for themselves, in my
(admittedly relatively limited) experience -- BTW, his "Clueless
Newbie of the Month" nomination is still hanging in the air (unlike
the Office of Kooki Information Minister and the Custer "Kicked @$$"
Award (the latter could use some additional help from any interested
parties, though, as there's some doubt as to just how "victorious" he
really believes himself to be)), needing but a second to make it
solid.
Consider me a vote as third or fourthing on John Shocked.
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| User: "The Demon of Mockery" |
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22 Oct 2005 11:40:25 PM |
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Lio Convoy wrote:
The Secretary of HomInt3rn wrote:
I was busily flonking away in alt.politics.homosexuality, when The
Goddess Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to David Chapman:
From the Collected Witterings of Sean Monaghan, volume 23:
Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE,
KOTHASK, EOTHP wrote:
Blue Queen's Knight [1 nominee needed]
John Shocked, for his sterling defence of American science fiction,
especially Battlestar Galactica, from the ominous and ever-present
threat of "Hollywood Homosexuals Neo-Conservatives", together with
Organised Crime, libertarians, the ACLU, and Rick Berman, and their
agenda to sell your children on "Sodomy", gambling, drugs,
prostitution, and smoking, through the use of subliminal messages.
Both of them need to be seconded by Monday, the 24th of October,
which is the tentative date I have planned for the ballot.
I don't know if we're permitted, but members of AB-G will second,
third, fourth and fifth this one.
Indeed you may, but it's generally the custom in AUK to have the
thirders, fourthers, and fifthers state it for themselves, in my
(admittedly relatively limited) experience -- BTW, his "Clueless
Newbie of the Month" nomination is still hanging in the air (unlike
the Office of Kooki Information Minister and the Custer "Kicked @$$"
Award (the latter could use some additional help from any interested
parties, though, as there's some doubt as to just how "victorious" he
really believes himself to be)), needing but a second to make it
solid.
Consider me a vote as third or fourthing on John Shocked.
You would be a fourth, after David and Bill, if you mean the chess
piece nom. Otherwise, however, the Office hasn't yet been seconded (as
I thought it had), and the CNotM nom remains in the air, with fierce
competition from Nunya Bidness and FreeSpeechStore (both of whom have
demonstrated their own qualifications to an extravagant degree). The
Custer seems likely to be his, though, if further proof of his sense of
victory in the face of absurdly overwhelming evidence to the contrary
can be x-posted to AUK. I know it's there, but the idea of looking for
it makes me feel sleepy...;-{)}
The Demon of Mockery
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| User: "The Demon of Mockery" |
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22 Oct 2005 06:53:01 PM |
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The Secretary of HomInt3rn wrote:
I was busily flonking away in alt.politics.homosexuality, when The Goddess
Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to David Chapman:
From the Collected Witterings of Sean Monaghan, volume 23:
Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE, KOTHASK,
EOTHP wrote:
Blue Queen's Knight [1 nominee needed]
John Shocked, for his sterling defence of American science fiction,
especially Battlestar Galactica, from the ominous and ever-present
threat of "Hollywood Homosexuals Neo-Conservatives", together with
Organised Crime, libertarians, the ACLU, and Rick Berman, and their
agenda to sell your children on "Sodomy", gambling, drugs,
prostitution, and smoking, through the use of subliminal messages.
Both of them need to be seconded by Monday, the 24th of October, which
is the tentative date I have planned for the ballot.
I don't know if we're permitted, but members of AB-G will second, third,
fourth and fifth this one.
Indeed you may, but it's generally the custom in AUK to have the thirders,
fourthers, and fifthers state it for themselves, in my (admittedly
relatively limited) experience -- BTW, his "Clueless Newbie of the Month"
nomination is still hanging in the air (unlike the Office of Kooki
Information Minister and the Custer "Kicked @$$" Award (the latter could
use some additional help from any interested parties, though, as there's
some doubt as to just how "victorious" he really believes himself to be)),
Oops! The Office nomination hasn't been seconded yet -- would anyone
care to do so?
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/faq.html#q16
Named in honour of Iraq's Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, this office is held
by the kook whose claims are most noticeably at variance with known
facts.
needing but a second to make it solid.
Specifically, for his insistence on his own definition of "troll", as well
as posting the contents of old threads at the bottom of his current posts,
and sometimes instead of posting actual replies -- months after the threads
died.
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/faq.html#q9
<excerpt>
Similar to KotM, but reserved only for the most highly clueless and
incorrigible newbies of Usenet. The Clueless Newbie of the Month (CNotM) is
pretty much the same sort of thing as the KotM, but honors spectacular
cluelessness on Usenet rather than Kookery. Actually being a newbie is not
a strict requirement for eligibility; but the type of cluelessness being
recognized needs to be of the sort typical of newbies. If someone has been
on the net for some time and still acts like a newbie, they're eligible.
</excerpt>
The Demon of Mockery
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| User: "The Secretary of HomInt3rn" |
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22 Oct 2005 03:52:17 AM |
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I was busily flonking away in alt.politics.homosexuality, when The Goddess
Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to Sean Monaghan:
Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE, KOTHASK,
EOTHP wrote:
This may be a trifle bold of me, considering my choices haven't even
won any awards, yet, but I feel that may only be an oversight. At any
rate, none of them are guaranteed a spot on the ballot...
The Kook Kard Deck didn't have such a requirement. I believe Nancy
Lieder's Kook Kard was her first AUK award. The FNVW did not impose
such a requirement on the Chess Set when he assigned the ballot to me;
I added it to ensure a relatively high bar for nominees.
Ah, OK. So, it /was/ a trifle bold, then. Looks like I lucked out.
I already have made one exception; David Moore has not won any awards
yet, but he'll appear on the ballot as a pawn under Kenny Kakes
Pangborn. You guys have done good work in presenting your kooks, so
I'll accept two out of your three nominees (seconder-permitting, of
course).
Fair enough. I know there are several in AUK who find them each worthy for
several awards...
Blue Queen's Knight [1 nominee needed]
John Shocked, for his sterling defence of American science fiction,
especially Battlestar Galactica, from the ominous and ever-present
threat of "Hollywood Homosexuals Neo-Conservatives", together with
Organised Crime, libertarians, the ACLU, and Rick Berman, and their
agenda to sell your children on "Sodomy", gambling, drugs,
prostitution, and smoking, through the use of subliminal messages.
[...]
Red King's Bishop's Pawn [2 nominees needed]
John Wentzky, of Anderson, Anderson County, South Carolina, for his
twelve-year crusade against homosexuals and abortion -- "Gay men
deserve to die." Says it all, really -- which has included frequent
all-caps outbursts wherein he accuses all those in disagreement with
him of being liars and accomplices of the unknown infectees (Yes,
plural) who "murdered" his brother (who died of AIDS-related
complications, back before the kookiness began).
Both of them need to be seconded by Monday, the 24th of October, which
is the tentative date I have planned for the ballot.
Daedalus? Aratzio? Robert? Patrick? Feel free to just jump in
anytime...;-{)}
--
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Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political."
Bent Depraved N. Deviant *****-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot
"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky
Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk
"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
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| Title: Kook Chess Set - Ballot set for 24 October 2005 (tentative) |
22 Oct 2005 03:11:11 AM |
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Kook Chess Set, tentative ballot date - 24 October 2005
Seconds are still needed for the following nominees -
Erik Mouse McDarby [seconder needed]
Koos Nolst Trenite [seconder needed]
Albert Silverman [seconder needed]
Chas Nemo [seconder needed]
Richard Hoagland [seconder needed]
John Shocked [seconder needed]
John Wentzky [seconder needed]
Robert E McElwaine [seconder needed]
Kook Chess Set nominations close on 24 October 2005 at 12:00 noon GMT.
--
Sean Monaghan
http://www.petitmorte.net/sean
AUK Hammer of Thor - August 2005
PSM Hook, Line & Sinker Award - March, July & August 2005
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22 Oct 2005 03:25:48 AM |
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"Sean Monaghan" <sean@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:xn0e8s9vlf9rbt001@kookology.info...
Kook Chess Set, tentative ballot date - 24 October 2005
Seconds are still needed for the following nominees -
Erik Mouse McDarby [seconder needed]
Koos Nolst Trenite [seconder needed]
Albert Silverman [seconder needed]
Chas Nemo [seconder needed]
Richard Hoagland [seconder needed]
John Shocked [seconder needed]
John Wentzky [seconder needed]
Robert E McElwaine [seconder needed]
Kook Chess Set nominations close on 24 October 2005 at 12:00 noon GMT.
if(Monaghan ~= Monarch)
Sean = PJR;
else
Sean = Moronhan;
--
Sean Monaghan
http://www.petitmorte.net/sean
AUK Hammer of Thor - August 2005
PSM Hook, Line & Sinker Award - March, July & August 2005
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| User: "The Secretary of HomInt3rn" |
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22 Oct 2005 05:25:55 AM |
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I was busily flonking away in alt.politics.homosexuality, when The Goddess
Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to Sean Monaghan:
Kook Chess Set, tentative ballot date - 24 October 2005
Seconds are still needed for the following nominees -
Richard Hoagland [seconder needed]
Ahhhh, the Martian's chronicles (me sowwy)! Seconded.
--
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Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political."
Bent Depraved N. Deviant *****-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot
"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky
Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk
"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
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22 Oct 2005 05:32:14 AM |
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"The Secretary of HomInt3rn" <ý|<®åñ539ô9@\/\/0é|\/|.6®0> wrote in message
news:Tso6f.257936$1i.157619@pd7tw2no...
I was busily flonking away in alt.politics.homosexuality, when The Goddess
Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to Sean Monaghan:
Kook Chess Set, tentative ballot date - 24 October 2005
Seconds are still needed for the following nominees -
Richard Hoagland [seconder needed]
Ahhhh, the Martian's chronicles (me sowwy)! Seconded.
I don't see you as an extreme kook. Ask yourself, do you want USENET to be
better or worse for majority of good people?
--
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Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political."
Bent Depraved N. Deviant *****-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot
"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky
Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk
"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
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22 Oct 2005 06:59:32 AM |
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I was busily flonking away in alt.politics.homosexuality, when The Goddess
Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to The Chief Instigator:
"Sean Monaghan" writes:
Kook Chess Set, tentative ballot date - 24 October 2005
Seconds are still needed for the following nominees -
John Wentzky [seconder needed]
Kook Chess Set nominations close on 24 October 2005 at 12:00 noon GMT.
I'll second Wenztky's nomination, on behalf of the readership of
alt.abortion.
Incidentally, I don't know if you saw, but I put your name up as a possible
Official Overseer of Kooks in alt.abortion...Also, Wentzky's nominations
for KOTM & the Bartlo have not yet been seconded.
--
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Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political."
Bent Depraved N. Deviant *****-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot
"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky
Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk
"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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23 Oct 2005 01:26:17 AM |
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The Secretary of HomInt3rn <ý|<®åñ539ô9@\/\/0é|\/|.6®0> writes:
I was busily flonking away in alt.politics.homosexuality, when The Goddess
Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to The Chief Instigator:
"Sean Monaghan" writes:
Kook Chess Set, tentative ballot date - 24 October 2005
Seconds are still needed for the following nominees -
John Wentzky [seconder needed]
Kook Chess Set nominations close on 24 October 2005 at 12:00 noon GMT.
I'll second Wenztky's nomination, on behalf of the readership of
alt.abortion.
Incidentally, I don't know if you saw, but I put your name up as a possible
Official Overseer of Kooks in alt.abortion...Also, Wentzky's nominations
for KOTM & the Bartlo have not yet been seconded.
I'll second them, as well. (Overseeing kooks in a.a? Rough job, but someone
has to do it...;-)
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2005-06 Houston Aeros)
LAST GAME: Manchester 2, Houston 1 (SO) (October 22)
NEXT GAME: Tuesday, October 25 vs. Chicago, 7:05
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23 Oct 2005 11:28:29 AM |
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I was busily flonking away in alt.politics.homosexuality, when The Goddess
Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to The Chief Instigator:
The Secretary of HomInt3rn writes:
I was busily flonking away in alt.politics.homosexuality, when The Goddess
Eris Herself suddenly made me reply to The Chief Instigator:
"Sean Monaghan" writes:
Kook Chess Set, tentative ballot date - 24 October 2005
Seconds are still needed for the following nominees -
John Wentzky [seconder needed]
Kook Chess Set nominations close on 24 October 2005 at 12:00 noon GMT.
I'll second Wenztky's nomination, on behalf of the readership of
alt.abortion.
Incidentally, I don't know if you saw, but I put your name up as a
possible Official Overseer of Kooks in alt.abortion...Also, Wentzky's
nominations for KOTM & the Bartlo have not yet been seconded.
I'll second them, as well. (Overseeing kooks in a.a? Rough job, but
someone has to do it...;-)
OK, your willingness to accept the job is noted -- Cujo, that would be your
cue.;-{)}
--
___________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political."
Bent Depraved N. Deviant *****-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot
"Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd
Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38
"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky
Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk
"It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."
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22 Oct 2005 03:01:04 PM |
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On 22 Oct 2005 08:11:11 GMT, Sean Monaghan <sean@petitmorte.net> wrote
in alt.usenet.kooks:
Kook Chess Set, tentative ballot date - 24 October 2005
Seconds are still needed for the following nominees -
I'm going by the website, not your list, and I haven't been keeping
track of recent seconders so there may be duplicates here.
Blue King:
I second Ludwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann, on the grounds that
he's one of the greatest kooks of all time. There were giants in those
days.
Blue King's Knight's Pawn:
I second Albert "Al is in Wonderland" Silverman, on the tenuous
grounds that a knight is a "Ritter" (rider) in German, and Erlkönig,
the song that Albert has been failing to analyse for ten years, is
about a ride on a horse.
Blue Queen's Bishop:
I move that Koos Nolst Trenité be disqualified, on the grounds that
Formosa's Rule obviously applies.
Red King's Bishop's Pawn:
I second Fraudship1, on the grounds that such a notable kook deserves
to be included even if I can't think of a reason why this particular
chess piece fits.
PJR :-)
--
alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>
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22 Oct 2005 06:09:02 PM |
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"PJR" <pjr@NOSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote in message
news:slrndll6l6.ptv.pjr@nntp.petitmorte.net...
On 22 Oct 2005 08:11:11 GMT, Sean Monaghan <sean@petitmorte.net> wrote
in alt.usenet.kooks:
Kook Chess Set, tentative ballot date - 24 October 2005
Seconds are still needed for the following nominees -
I'm going by the website, not your list, and I haven't been keeping
track of recent seconders so there may be duplicates here.
How is it possible to keep track of all of your koooky election by hand? You
are not the type that seeks help from either (non sock) posters or math.
Blue King:
I second Ludwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann, on the grounds that
he's one of the greatest kooks of all time. There were giants in those
days.
Blue King's Knight's Pawn:
I second Albert "Al is in Wonderland" Silverman, on the tenuous
grounds that a knight is a "Ritter" (rider) in German, and Erlkönig,
the song that Albert has been failing to analyse for ten years, is
about a ride on a horse.
Blue Queen's Bishop:
I move that Koos Nolst Trenité be disqualified, on the grounds that
Formosa's Rule obviously applies.
Red King's Bishop's Pawn:
I second Fraudship1, on the grounds that such a notable kook deserves
to be included even if I can't think of a reason why this particular
chess piece fits.
PJR :-)
--
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<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>
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22 Oct 2005 09:18:36 PM |
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Bruce AKA PJR wrote:
On 22 Oct 2005 08:11:11 GMT, Sean Monaghan <sean@petitmorte.net> wrote
in alt.usenet.kooks:
Kook Chess Set, tentative ballot date - 24 October 2005
Seconds are still needed for the following nominees -
I'm going by the website, not your list, and I haven't been keeping
track of recent seconders so there may be duplicates here.
Blue King:
I second Ludwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann, on the grounds that
he's one of the greatest kooks of all time. There were giants in those
days.
Blue King's Knight's Pawn:
I second Albert "Al is in Wonderland" Silverman, on the tenuous
grounds that a knight is a "Ritter" (rider) in German, and Erlk=F6nig,
the song that Albert has been failing to analyse for ten years, is
about a ride on a horse.
Blue Queen's Bishop:
I move that Koos Nolst Trenit=E9 be disqualified, on the grounds that
Formosa's Rule obviously applies.
Red King's Bishop's Pawn:
I second Fraudship1, on the grounds that such a notable kook deserves
to be included even if I can't think of a reason why this particular
chess piece fits.
PJR :-)
Say, Bruce, has anyone nominated Jean-Paul Turdcard? The
self-proclaimed Australian mining pioneer.
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<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>
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22 Oct 2005 04:38:57 AM |
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On 22 Oct 2005 08:11:11 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks "Sean Monaghan"
<sean@petitmorte.net> wrote:
Kook Chess Set, tentative ballot date - 24 October 2005
Seconds are still needed for the following nominees -
Erik Mouse McDarby [seconder needed]
Oh, I second Erik The Mouse!
Koos Nolst Trenite [seconder needed]
Having observed K00s and his lengthy, nutty screeds and morphs for years,
I hereby second his murderous nomination.
Albert Silverman [seconder needed]
Presumably nominated by Matt, and I hereby second Albert Silverman's
nomination for a place in the k00k chess set.
It is a pity that you don't have a Wonderland Commemorative Set, for his
pseudo realistic stuff merits some graphic work here. Just a thought. :->
Chas Nemo [seconder needed]
[K-man's done this one]
Richard Hoagland [seconder needed]
John Shocked [seconder needed]
John Wentzky [seconder needed]
Robert E McElwaine [seconder needed]
I wish that I could say I knew anything about these, but I don't.
McElwaine sounds familiar from some while back, but that's all I can say.
Kook Chess Set nominations close on 24 October 2005 at 12:00 noon GMT.
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666 is my number, indeed.
Feel free to call me. Anytime.
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22 Oct 2005 05:10:57 AM |
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Peter the Penis Farmer, <peter¿hood@hotpopnomore.com>, the fungus-covered,
rattlepated charity shop worker, and custom house officer who searches ships
bilges, screaked:
Robert E McElwaine [seconder needed]
I wish that I could say I knew anything about these, but I don't.
McElwaine sounds familiar from some while back, but that's all I can say.
Familiar? E is for Ernie.
"Holy McElwaine there, Ernie!"
--
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22 Oct 2005 08:57:19 AM |
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On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 08:11:11 +0000, "Sean Monaghan" <sean@petitmorte.net>
wrote in message news:<xn0e8s9vlf9rbt001@kookology.info>...
Kook Chess Set, tentative ballot date - 24 October 2005
Seconds are still needed for the following nominees -
<snip>
John Shocked [seconder needed]
I'll second John Shocked.
<snip>
--
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He goes to one [orgy] every day I hear
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22 Oct 2005 08:54:10 AM |
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Sean Monaghan <sean@petitmorte.net> wrote:
Kook Chess Set, tentative ballot date - 24 October 2005
Seconds are still needed for the following nominees -
Erik Mouse McDarby [seconder needed]
Koos Nolst Trenite [seconder needed]
Seconded.
Albert Silverman [seconder needed]
Seconded.
Chas Nemo [seconder needed]
Chicken Zero is thirded.
Richard Hoagland [seconder needed]
Hoaxy is thirded
John Shocked [seconder needed]
John Wentzky [seconder needed]
Robert E McElwaine [seconder needed]
Seconded.
Kook Chess Set nominations close on 24 October 2005 at 12:00 noon GMT.
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
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| User: "Ugly Bob" |
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22 Oct 2005 11:19:17 AM |
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"Art Deco" <art_deco@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:221020050754109660%art_deco@127.0.0.1...
Sean Monaghan <sean@petitmorte.net> wrote:
Kook Chess Set, tentative ballot date - 24 October 2005
Seconds are still needed for the following nominees -
Erik Mouse McDarby [seconder needed]
Koos Nolst Trenite [seconder needed]
Seconded.
Albert Silverman [seconder needed]
Seconded.
Chas Nemo [seconder needed]
Chicken Zero is thirded.
Richard Hoagland [seconder needed]
Hoaxy is thirded
Oh, so this isn't limited to usenet kooks? Any ol' kook 'l do?
John Shocked [seconder needed]
John Wentzky [seconder needed]
Robert E McElwaine [seconder needed]
Seconded.
Kook Chess Set nominations close on 24 October 2005 at 12:00 noon GMT.
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
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| Title: Re: Kook Chess Set - Ballot set for 24 October 2005 (tentative) |
22 Oct 2005 07:35:27 PM |
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Ugly Bob <ugly_bob42@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Art Deco" <art_deco@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:221020050754109660%art_deco@127.0.0.1...
Sean Monaghan <sean@petitmorte.net> wrote:
Kook Chess Set, tentative ballot date - 24 October 2005
Seconds are still needed for the following nominees -
Erik Mouse McDarby [seconder needed]
Koos Nolst Trenite [seconder needed]
Seconded.
Albert Silverman [seconder needed]
Seconded.
Chas Nemo [seconder needed]
Chicken Zero is thirded.
Richard Hoagland [seconder needed]
Hoaxy is thirded
Oh, so this isn't limited to usenet kooks? Any ol' kook 'l do?
Hoaxy won a VVFWS a year ago on the basis of a few posts to usenet and
his wonderful kookshite:
<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/search.php?query=hoagland>
John Shocked [seconder needed]
John Wentzky [seconder needed]
Robert E McElwaine [seconder needed]
Seconded.
Kook Chess Set nominations close on 24 October 2005 at 12:00 noon GMT.
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
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23 Oct 2005 02:03:58 AM |
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"Art Deco" <art_deco@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:221020051835278336%art_deco@127.0.0.1...
Ugly Bob <ugly_bob42@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Art Deco" <art_deco@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:221020050754109660%art_deco@127.0.0.1...
Sean Monaghan <sean@petitmorte.net> wrote:
Kook Chess Set, tentative ballot date - 24 October 2005
Seconds are still needed for the following nominees -
Erik Mouse McDarby [seconder needed]
Koos Nolst Trenite [seconder needed]
Seconded.
Albert Silverman [seconder needed]
Seconded.
Chas Nemo [seconder needed]
Chicken Zero is thirded.
Richard Hoagland [seconder needed]
Hoaxy is thirded
Oh, so this isn't limited to usenet kooks? Any ol' kook 'l do?
Hoaxy won a VVFWS a year ago on the basis of a few posts to usenet and
his wonderful kookshite:
I musta been asleep or sumpthin' but I new he had a kooksite.
I stand enlightened and/or corrected, Sir.
<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/search.php?query=hoagland>
John Shocked [seconder needed]
John Wentzky [seconder needed]
Robert E McElwaine [seconder needed]
Seconded.
Kook Chess Set nominations close on 24 October 2005 at 12:00 noon GMT.
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Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
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Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
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23 Oct 2005 02:14:33 AM |
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"Ugly Bob" <ugly_bob42@hotmail.com>, wrote in message
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I stand enlightened and/or corrected, Sir.
Hi, big boy.
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| User: "Ugly Bob" |
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23 Oct 2005 01:24:47 PM |
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"Ugly Mabel" <ugly.mabel@soc.culture.sour.slop-hole> wrote in message
news:1130051765.f0c502d72a9d6407593cfe75c766db44@teranews...
"Ugly Bob" <ugly_bob42@hotmail.com>, wrote in message
news:<iNGdndFID9t9qMbeRVn-tg@comcast.com>
I stand enlightened and/or corrected, Sir.
Hi, big boy.
Hi, fella.
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| User: "Ugly Mabel" |
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| Title: Re: Kook Chess Set - Ballot set for 24 October 2005 (tentative) |
23 Oct 2005 05:20:45 PM |
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"Ugly Bob" <ugly_bob42@hotmail.com>, wrote in message
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"Ugly Mabel" <ugly.mabel@soc.culture.sour.slop-hole> wrote in message
news:1130051765.f0c502d72a9d6407593cfe75c766db44@teranews...
"Ugly Bob" <ugly_bob42@hotmail.com>, wrote in message
news:<iNGdndFID9t9qMbeRVn-tg@comcast.com>
I stand enlightened and/or corrected, Sir.
Hi, big boy.
Hi, fella.
Oooh. You sweet talker, you.
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