Here is a song for you oh Rev.

When you try to make your weeneer *****,
In jacking off you are a bum,
And Viagra will not help you scum,
You are a chump,
With you brains in your rump,
And it is small little goats that you do hump.
Rev the ladies say,
That you are a homo and you are gay,
The guys in town say that you the biggest queer around,
They know your reputation as a fornicating hound,
A hound is what you are,
A drooling dog that rides in a car.
It's you frigging simpleton brain,
That causes you so much pain.
So in the morning when you wipe your *****,
Let a doctor remove that mass,
For you a disgusting dudeler,
That is something of a rudeler.
You are a puchairtha and misquartah,
A babbeling bubba bawhartah.<