"Daedalus" wrote:
On Sat, 12 Nov 2005 13:20:11 GMT, FreeSpeechStore
<freespeechstore@flonk.meow>, wrote:
Daedalus wrote:
On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 21:23:45 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan wrote:
On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 19:48:41 GMT, Daedalus posted something
accessible as news in alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I
respond to below:
On 10 Nov 2005 19:37:27 GMT, "Sean Monaghan" wrote:
Jade!
I would like to join your new Usenet gang.
And I! I haven't added any new cabals to my sig in ages...
Now you are a member of teh most powerful cabal in all the universe.
J00 must take the oath of Satan's fascists. I will then send you the
list of our freedom loving enemies. OUr mission is to destroy or
incapacitate them so that we control all that is written on usenet.
VROOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jade, this reminds me that I've been wanting to discuss that court
case filed against you by that woman whose baby you aborted when
you kicked her in the stomach when the Larts were on a hell ride.
Like Michael Jackson, if the heat gets too hot I'm going to the middle
east. But I don't think anyone cares about that ***** anyway.
I'd advise taking after Jim Morrison, but it might be hotter in Paris.
Nuke France!!!!!!!!!!1
If that is going to happen, please give me a warning in advance. ;->
I met her attorney behind the courthouse and killed him by kicking
his skull into mush.
Yay Robert!!!!!!!!!!
Woo-hoo!
A couple of uniformed cops who I retain for these sorts
of jobs helped me dispose of the body. Then I filed a motion to
dismiss, which was granted when he didn't show up at our
appointment at the judge's office. Problem solved.
Teh FLYING LARTS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!
HAIL TEH LARETS!
As always, a pleasure.
(appropriate froups added)
(More appropriate froups added)
(And more)
[no more froups added because this message is a sekrit]
Jade
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-Ty-
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