On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 13:45:03 +0000, "Pope Snarky Goodfella of the
undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE, KOTHASK, EOTHP" <p0p35n4rky@m30w.0rg>
wrote in message news:<zz57f.279809$oW2.100169@pd7tw1no>...
Hear ye, hear ye! Interested usenetters may wish to know that this ballot
contains the likes of John "Hollywood Homosexuals Neo-Conservatives"
Shocked, John "Gay men deserve to die" Wentzky, Dore "Jesus Reborn"
Williamson, Bill "Palmjob" "jeeeenyus" Palmer, Dave "Dickless" Tholen,
Alexa "K00k of the Year 2004" Cameron, Fly "Seven Kook Awards in one MONTH"
Cooter, Chuck "Village Idiot" "messenjah" Lysaght, Brad "Guthball" Guth,
and many more luminaries of the k00kiverse!
Also, before voting, please TAKE CARE TO READ AND FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS.
They aren't just for everyone else. Feel free to post your ballot to AUK
only, if you like, or just to AUK and your own group -- the nine-group
x-post is strictly to expedite matters -- but alt.usenet.kooks *must* be in
the groups line.
I was busily flonking away in alt.usenet.kooks, when The Goddess Eris
Herself suddenly made me reply to Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster:
Here follows the official ballot for the alt.usenet.kooks Kook Chess
Set. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified at the
Pollster's discretion if:
* you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentified sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of the
ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
* you are a notorious fuckwit
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted and
encouraged. You have until 12:00 noon GMT on October 31st to cast your
votes.
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BLUE KING
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Archimedes Plutonium
Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon
Joseph Bartlo
X abstain
BLUE KING'S PAWN
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
X Richard "The St00pid" Bullis
Tim "Skidmark" Brown
abstain
BLUE KING'S BISHOP
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Daniel Joseph Min
Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll
X abstain
BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Chas Nemo
Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey
X abstain
BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Jerry M Kolnick
Stephen Boursy
X abstain
BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Albert Silverman
Bradley Jesness
X abstain
BLUE KING'S ROOK
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Ed Conrad
J Wyatt Ehrenfels
X abstain
BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Linda Gore
Twonky
X abstain
BLUE QUEEN
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Pamela K Russell
X Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA
abstain
BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob
John Lucas
X abstain
BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
X Dore Williamson
(Although I could have sworn that I nominated Max Varazslo for this and
that he was seconded.)
Pastor Steve Winter
abstain
BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Keith "Scrappy" Carrot
Professeur Von TwoSteps
X abstain
BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
John Grubor
X John Shocked
abstain
BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Emmett E Gulley
Uni
X abstain
BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Edmond Heinz Wollmann
Scott Abraham
X abstain
BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Bruce Dan Kettler
Ray Murphy
X abstain
RED KING
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes
Richard Hoagland
X abstain
RED KING'S PAWN
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
David Moore
Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo
X abstain
RED KING'S BISHOP
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Colin James III
Helena Kobrin
X abstain
RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
Flagship1 of the Paranormal
John Wentzky
X abstain
RED KING'S KNIGHT
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
X David Tholen
Dmitri Vulis
abstain
RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Charles D Bohne
Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf
Erik "Mouse" McDarby
X abstain
RED KING'S ROOK
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter
Pete Stapleton
Robert E McElwaine
X abstain
RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Fly Cooter
Hugh Jeffcoat
X abstain
RED QUEEN
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Alexa Cameron
Nancy Lieder
X abstain
RED QUEEN'S PAWN
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Joe1orbit
The saucerheads of alt.astronomy
X abstain
RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Louis Turi
Tom Bishop
X abstain
RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Chuck Lysaght
John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog
X abstain
RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
George E Hammond
Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints
X abstain
RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj
Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake
X abstain
RED QUEEN'S ROOK
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Brad Guth
Earl Curley
X abstain
RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
(Vote for one candidate or abstain)
Jeffrey Douglas Hunt
Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi
X abstain
--
Lurlean Lie #7:
Bill Baker is all "for" queers and defends everything they do no matter how
horrible or disgusting it is - even felching
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