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Science > Abortion |
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"The Demon of Mockery" |
| Date: |
01 Nov 2005 02:04:23 PM |
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Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
Forwarding to relevant groups. Please feel free to reply to AUK only,
to avoid unnecessary annoyance. Kooks, of course, will ignore this or
not, as is their wont.
The Demon of Mockery
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
12:00 noon GMT on November 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Brad Guth
Ilya Shambat
John Wentzky
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
none of the above
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
John Shocked
Nunya Bidness
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
none of the above
GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)
Gordon Radavich, alias The Re'ev
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Alan Palmer
Brad Guth
Wizard of Odd
none of the above
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
Alan Palmer
Brad Guth
Jayne Kulikauskas
none of the above
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)
Nunya Bidness
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
David Tholen
Moris, alias superglue
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
Sylvia Sullivan
William Daffer
none of the above
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Catherine Burr
John Wentzky
Nunya Bidness
Sylvia Sullivan
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
Uni
none of the above
BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
Ed Conrad
Kadaitcha Man
Professeur von TwoSteps
Rob Wade
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
none of the above
UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote for one.)
Catherine Burr
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon
neither of the above
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one.)
Dennis E Strasser
John Wentzky
Linda Gore
Sylvia Sullivan
none of the above
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)
Max Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
Alan Jones
Azure & Warhol
Max Varazslo, alias Crown Princess Keesha
Twonky
none of the above
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon
Dore Williamson
Max Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker
none of the above
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
Alan Jones, trained by Robert Buchanan
Hoofprints, trained by Kali
Raymond Karczewski, trained by the AFA-B bullies
none of the above
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
Fly Cooter
Moris, alias superglue
Sylvia Sullivan
none of the above
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
John Wentsky
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for one.)
Alexa Cameron
John Shocked
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)
alt.astronomy saucerheads
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J
soc.men
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
Robert Buchanan, alias Ryan Alt
Woodchuck Bill, alias Kasper Vreeland
neither of the above
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Bookman
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Pinku-Sensei
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Robert Buchanan
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
ThePsyko
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alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
01 Nov 2005 06:59:54 PM |
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On 1-Nov-2005, "The Demon of Mockery" <popesnarky@gmail.com> wrote:
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2005 Usenet Kook
awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
12:00 noon GMT on November 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Brad Guth
Ilya Shambat
John Wentzky
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
none of the above
I vote for Ilya Shambat
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
John Shocked
Nunya Bidness
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
none of the above
GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)
Gordon Radavich, alias The Re'ev
I definitely vote for this one.
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Alan Palmer
Brad Guth
Wizard of Odd
none of the above
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
Alan Palmer
Brad Guth
Jayne Kulikauskas
none of the above
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)
Nunya Bidness
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
David Tholen
Moris, alias superglue
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
Sylvia Sullivan
William Daffer
none of the above
I vote for Dave Tholen
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Catherine Burr
John Wentzky
Nunya Bidness
Sylvia Sullivan
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
Uni
none of the above
I vote for John Wentzky
BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
Ed Conrad
Kadaitcha Man
Professeur von TwoSteps
Rob Wade
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
none of the above
I definitely vote for Rob Wade
UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote for one.)
Catherine Burr
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon
neither of the above
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one.)
Dennis E Strasser
John Wentzky
Linda Gore
Sylvia Sullivan
none of the above
I vote for John Wentzky
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)
Max Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
Alan Jones
Azure & Warhol
Max Varazslo, alias Crown Princess Keesha
Twonky
none of the above
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon
Dore Williamson
Max Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker
none of the above
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
Alan Jones, trained by Robert Buchanan
Hoofprints, trained by Kali
Raymond Karczewski, trained by the AFA-B bullies
none of the above
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
Fly Cooter
Moris, alias superglue
Sylvia Sullivan
none of the above
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
John Wentsky
I vote for John Wentzky
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for one.)
Alexa Cameron
John Shocked
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)
alt.astronomy saucerheads
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J
soc.men
I vote for soc.men
Susan
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
Robert Buchanan, alias Ryan Alt
Woodchuck Bill, alias Kasper Vreeland
neither of the above
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Bookman
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Pinku-Sensei
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Robert Buchanan
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
ThePsyko
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--
alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
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| User: "Pauline Barclay" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
01 Nov 2005 03:31:04 PM |
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On 1 Nov 2005 12:04:23 -0800, "The Demon of Mockery"
<popesnarky@gmail.com> wrote:
Forwarding to relevant groups. Please feel free to reply to AUK only,
to avoid unnecessary annoyance. Kooks, of course, will ignore this or
not, as is their wont.
The Demon of Mockery
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
12:00 noon GMT on November 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Brad Guth
Ilya Shambat
John Wentzky
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
none of the above
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
John Shocked
Nunya Bidness
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
none of the above
GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)
Gordon Radavich, alias The Re'ev
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Alan Palmer
Brad Guth
Wizard of Odd
none of the above
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
Alan Palmer
Brad Guth
Jayne Kulikauskas
none of the above
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)
Nunya Bidness
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
David Tholen
Moris, alias superglue
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
Sylvia Sullivan
William Daffer
none of the above
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Catherine Burr
John Wentzky
Nunya Bidness
Sylvia Sullivan
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
Uni
none of the above
BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
Ed Conrad
Kadaitcha Man
Professeur von TwoSteps
Rob Wade
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
none of the above
UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote for one.)
Catherine Burr
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon
neither of the above
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one.)
Dennis E Strasser
John Wentzky
Linda Gore
Sylvia Sullivan
none of the above
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)
Max Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
Alan Jones
Azure & Warhol
Max Varazslo, alias Crown Princess Keesha
Twonky
none of the above
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon
Dore Williamson
Max Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker
none of the above
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
Alan Jones, trained by Robert Buchanan
Hoofprints, trained by Kali
Raymond Karczewski, trained by the AFA-B bullies
none of the above
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
Fly Cooter
Moris, alias superglue
Sylvia Sullivan
none of the above
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
John Wentsky
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for one.)
Alexa Cameron
John Shocked
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)
alt.astronomy saucerheads
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J
soc.men
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
Robert Buchanan, alias Ryan Alt
Woodchuck Bill, alias Kasper Vreeland
neither of the above
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Bookman
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Pinku-Sensei
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Robert Buchanan
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
ThePsyko
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--
alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
I want to second the nomination for Jyoung/Iben for "Order of the
Holey Sockpuppet" award.
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| User: "Bushistas Support Ass-Raping Fascist Murderers" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
02 Nov 2005 04:47:54 AM |
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I was busily flonking away in alt.usenet.kooks, when The Goddess Eris
Herself suddenly made me reply to Pauline Barclay:
I want to second the nomination for Jyoung/Iben for "Order of the
Holey Sockpuppet" award.
Er, BTDT, already, Pauline -- now we're onto the voting...
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Hail Eris! mhm 29x21
"Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky
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| User: "Bertha Young" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
02 Nov 2005 04:10:57 PM |
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On Wed, 02 Nov 2005 10:47:54 GMT, Bushistas Support *****-Raping Fascist
Murderers <<dontcallme@ill.call.you>> wrote:
I was busily flonking away in alt.usenet.kooks, when The Goddess Eris
Herself suddenly made me reply to Pauline Barclay:
I want to second the nomination for Jyoung/Iben for "Order of the
Holey Sockpuppet" award.
Er, BTDT, already, Pauline --
Um, yeah, no kidding.
But can a girl dream?
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| User: "The Demon of Mockery" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
02 Nov 2005 05:21:43 PM |
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Bertha Young wrote:
On Wed, 02 Nov 2005 10:47:54 GMT, Bushistas Support *****-Raping Fascist
Murderers wrote:
I was busily flonking away in alt.usenet.kooks, when The Goddess Eris
Herself suddenly made me reply to Pauline Barclay:
I want to second the nomination for Jyoung/Iben for "Order of the
Holey Sockpuppet" award.
Er, BTDT, already, Pauline --
Um, yeah, no kidding.
But can a girl dream?
Well, for next month's ballot, at least.
The Demon of Mockery
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| User: "The Demon of Mockery" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
04 Nov 2005 02:12:02 PM |
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Dubh Ghall wrote:
On Wed, 02 Nov 2005 17:10:57 -0500, Bertha Young wrote:
On Wed, 02 Nov 2005 10:47:54 GMT, Bushistas Support *****-Raping Fascist
Murderers wrote:
I was busily flonking away in alt.usenet.kooks, when The Goddess Eris
Herself suddenly made me reply to Pauline Barclay:
I want to second the nomination for Jyoung/Iben for "Order of the
Holey Sockpuppet" award.
Er, BTDT, already, Pauline --
Um, yeah, no kidding.
But can a girl dream?
Do try to keep this ***** down to those groups that are interested, I.E, your
own.
Why, did you think that your own group's members all have no interest
in mocking crazed k00ks? Or are you one of those we've (TINW) already
tagged in the distant past, and are now pretending to be someone else?
Are you hiding from us (TINU)?
Thank you.
I don't think so.
The Demon of Mockery
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| User: "Pauline Barclay" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
01 Nov 2005 05:31:57 PM |
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On 1 Nov 2005 12:04:23 -0800, "The Demon of Mockery"
<popesnarky@gmail.com> wrote:
Forwarding to relevant groups. Please feel free to reply to AUK only,
to avoid unnecessary annoyance. Kooks, of course, will ignore this or
not, as is their wont.
The Demon of Mockery
Yes me for everything entailing John Wentsky. ***** he's been
nominated for so many, he's steal the show.
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
12:00 noon GMT on November 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
next time the candidate might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Brad Guth
Ilya Shambat
John Wentzky
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
none of the above
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
John Shocked
Nunya Bidness
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
none of the above
GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)
Gordon Radavich, alias The Re'ev
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Alan Palmer
Brad Guth
Wizard of Odd
none of the above
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
Alan Palmer
Brad Guth
Jayne Kulikauskas
none of the above
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)
Nunya Bidness
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
David Tholen
Moris, alias superglue
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
Sylvia Sullivan
William Daffer
none of the above
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Catherine Burr
John Wentzky
Nunya Bidness
Sylvia Sullivan
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
Uni
none of the above
BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
Ed Conrad
Kadaitcha Man
Professeur von TwoSteps
Rob Wade
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
none of the above
UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote for one.)
Catherine Burr
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon
neither of the above
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one.)
Dennis E Strasser
John Wentzky
Linda Gore
Sylvia Sullivan
none of the above
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)
Max Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
Alan Jones
Azure & Warhol
Max Varazslo, alias Crown Princess Keesha
Twonky
none of the above
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon
Dore Williamson
Max Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker
none of the above
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
Alan Jones, trained by Robert Buchanan
Hoofprints, trained by Kali
Raymond Karczewski, trained by the AFA-B bullies
none of the above
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
Fly Cooter
Moris, alias superglue
Sylvia Sullivan
none of the above
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
John Wentsky
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for one.)
Alexa Cameron
John Shocked
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)
alt.astronomy saucerheads
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J
soc.men
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
Robert Buchanan, alias Ryan Alt
Woodchuck Bill, alias Kasper Vreeland
neither of the above
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Bookman
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Pinku-Sensei
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Robert Buchanan
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
ThePsyko
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alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
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| User: "Treasurer of AnarchIntern" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
02 Nov 2005 09:06:38 PM |
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Pauline Barclay wrote:
On 1 Nov 2005 12:04:23 -0800, "The Demon of Mockery" wrote:
Forwarding to relevant groups. Please feel free to reply to AUK only,
to avoid unnecessary annoyance. Kooks, of course, will ignore this or
not, as is their wont.
The Demon of Mockery
Yes me for everything entailing John Wentsky. ***** he's been
nominated for so many, he's steal the show.
Er, I'm afraid you'll have to put your votes in the ballot itself, not
just say what you want them to be at the top. Also, it'd help if you
could note that you're "abstaining" from voting in various categories,
rather than leaving them unchanged.
The Treasurer of AnarchIntern
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| User: "Pauline Barclay" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
02 Nov 2005 10:03:06 PM |
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On 2 Nov 2005 19:06:38 -0800, "Treasurer of AnarchIntern"
<popesnarky@gmail.com> wrote:
Pauline Barclay wrote:
On 1 Nov 2005 12:04:23 -0800, "The Demon of Mockery" wrote:
Forwarding to relevant groups. Please feel free to reply to AUK only,
to avoid unnecessary annoyance. Kooks, of course, will ignore this or
not, as is their wont.
The Demon of Mockery
Yes me for everything entailing John Wentsky. ***** he's been
nominated for so many, he's steal the show.
Er, I'm afraid you'll have to put your votes in the ballot itself, not
just say what you want them to be at the top. Also, it'd help if you
could note that you're "abstaining" from voting in various categories,
rather than leaving them unchanged.
The Treasurer of AnarchIntern
Er, heh. Sure. :-)
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
02 Nov 2005 10:32:15 PM |
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Pauline Barclay <Pauline.Barclay@blazemail.com> writes:
On 2 Nov 2005 19:06:38 -0800, "Treasurer of AnarchIntern"
<popesnarky@gmail.com> wrote:
Pauline Barclay wrote:
On 1 Nov 2005 12:04:23 -0800, "The Demon of Mockery" wrote:
Forwarding to relevant groups. Please feel free to reply to AUK only,
to avoid unnecessary annoyance. Kooks, of course, will ignore this or
not, as is their wont.
The Demon of Mockery
Yes me for everything entailing John Wentsky. ***** he's been
nominated for so many, he's steal the show.
Er, I'm afraid you'll have to put your votes in the ballot itself, not
just say what you want them to be at the top. Also, it'd help if you
could note that you're "abstaining" from voting in various categories,
rather than leaving them unchanged.
The Treasurer of AnarchIntern
Er, heh. Sure. :-)
He's right. There are customs for this practice, and that's one of them. You
can cast your vote in alt.usenet.kooks - that's where I go to vote.
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2005-06 Houston Aeros)
LAST GAME: Peoria 4, Houston 0 (October 30)
NEXT GAME: Thursday, November 3 vs. Iowa, 7:05
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
02 Nov 2005 11:11:26 PM |
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On 02 Nov 2005 22:32:15 -0600, The Chief Instigator <patrick@io.com>
wrote:
Pauline Barclay <Pauline.Barclay@blazemail.com> writes:
On 2 Nov 2005 19:06:38 -0800, "Treasurer of AnarchIntern"
<popesnarky@gmail.com> wrote:
Pauline Barclay wrote:
On 1 Nov 2005 12:04:23 -0800, "The Demon of Mockery" wrote:
Forwarding to relevant groups. Please feel free to reply to AUK only,
to avoid unnecessary annoyance. Kooks, of course, will ignore this or
not, as is their wont.
The Demon of Mockery
Yes me for everything entailing John Wentsky. ***** he's been
nominated for so many, he's steal the show.
Er, I'm afraid you'll have to put your votes in the ballot itself, not
just say what you want them to be at the top. Also, it'd help if you
could note that you're "abstaining" from voting in various categories,
rather than leaving them unchanged.
The Treasurer of AnarchIntern
Er, heh. Sure. :-)
He's right.
I don't doubt him.
There are customs for this practice,
And I'm not accustomed to following custom. But truly I have no
interest in voting. If I were, I'd follow the guidelines.
and that's one of them. You
can cast your vote in alt.usenet.kooks - that's where I go to vote.
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
02 Nov 2005 11:20:17 PM |
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Bertha Young <b_young@fastmail.fm> writes:
On 02 Nov 2005 22:32:15 -0600, The Chief Instigator <patrick@io.com>
wrote:
Pauline Barclay <Pauline.Barclay@blazemail.com> writes:
On 2 Nov 2005 19:06:38 -0800, "Treasurer of AnarchIntern"
<popesnarky@gmail.com> wrote:
Pauline Barclay wrote:
On 1 Nov 2005 12:04:23 -0800, "The Demon of Mockery" wrote:
Forwarding to relevant groups. Please feel free to reply to AUK only,
to avoid unnecessary annoyance. Kooks, of course, will ignore this or
not, as is their wont.
The Demon of Mockery
Yes me for everything entailing John Wentsky. ***** he's been
nominated for so many, he's steal the show.
Er, I'm afraid you'll have to put your votes in the ballot itself, not
just say what you want them to be at the top. Also, it'd help if you
could note that you're "abstaining" from voting in various categories,
rather than leaving them unchanged.
The Treasurer of AnarchIntern
Er, heh. Sure. :-)
He's right.
I don't doubt him.
There are customs for this practice,
And I'm not accustomed to following custom. But truly I have no
interest in voting. If I were, I'd follow the guidelines.
Even if your vote is the one that earns Wentzky a well-deserved award or two?
;-)
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2005-06 Houston Aeros)
LAST GAME: Peoria 4, Houston 0 (October 30)
NEXT GAME: Thursday, November 3 vs. Iowa, 7:05
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| User: "Bertha Young" |
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
02 Nov 2005 11:39:42 PM |
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On 02 Nov 2005 23:20:17 -0600, The Chief Instigator <patrick@io.com>
wrote:
Bertha Young <b_young@fastmail.fm> writes:
On 02 Nov 2005 22:32:15 -0600, The Chief Instigator <patrick@io.com>
wrote:
Pauline Barclay <Pauline.Barclay@blazemail.com> writes:
On 2 Nov 2005 19:06:38 -0800, "Treasurer of AnarchIntern"
<popesnarky@gmail.com> wrote:
Pauline Barclay wrote:
On 1 Nov 2005 12:04:23 -0800, "The Demon of Mockery" wrote:
Forwarding to relevant groups. Please feel free to reply to AUK only,
to avoid unnecessary annoyance. Kooks, of course, will ignore this or
not, as is their wont.
The Demon of Mockery
Yes me for everything entailing John Wentsky. ***** he's been
nominated for so many, he's steal the show.
Er, I'm afraid you'll have to put your votes in the ballot itself, not
just say what you want them to be at the top. Also, it'd help if you
could note that you're "abstaining" from voting in various categories,
rather than leaving them unchanged.
The Treasurer of AnarchIntern
Er, heh. Sure. :-)
He's right.
I don't doubt him.
There are customs for this practice,
And I'm not accustomed to following custom. But truly I have no
interest in voting. If I were, I'd follow the guidelines.
Even if your vote is the one that earns Wentzky a well-deserved award or two?
;-)
I don't require the recognition for the winning vote or to help Johnny
achieve something he's demonstrably earned with out the award.
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| Title: Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2005 |
01 Nov 2005 05:05:48 PM |
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The Demon of Mockery wrote:
Forwarding to relevant groups. Please feel free to reply to AUK only,
to avoid unnecessary annoyance. Kooks, of course, will ignore this or
not, as is their wont.
The Demon of Mockery
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
12:00 noon GMT on November 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
next time the candidate might be *you*.
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KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
Brad Guth
Ilya Shambat
X John Wentzky
Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
none of the above
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
John Shocked
Nunya Bidness
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
X none of the above
GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote yes or no.)
Gordon Radavich, alias The Re'ev
YES!
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Alan Palmer
Brad Guth
Wizard of Odd
X none of the above
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
Alan Palmer
Brad Guth
Jayne Kulikauskas
X none of the above
PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote yes or no.)
Nunya Bidness
Abstain
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote yes or no.)
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
Abstain
COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
David Tholen
Moris, alias superglue
Richard M Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore
Sylvia Sullivan
William Daffer
X none of the above
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Catherine Burr
X John Wentzky
Nunya Bidness
Sylvia Sullivan
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
Uni
none of the above
BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
Ed Conrad
Kadaitcha Man
Professeur von TwoSteps
X Rob Wade
Tom Bishop, alias Jinn
none of the above
UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote for one.)
Catherine Burr
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon
X neither of the above
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one.)
Dennis E Strasser
X John Wentzky
Linda Gore
Sylvia Sullivan
none of the above
ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote yes or no.)
Max Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker
YES!!
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one.)
Alan Jones
Azure & Warhol
X Max Varazslo, alias Crown Princess Keesha
Twonky
none of the above
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (Vote for one.)
Dolf Boek, alias Qolon
X Dore Williamson
Max Varazslo, alias Dr Thurgood Tucker
none of the above
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one.)
Alan Jones, trained by Robert Buchanan
Hoofprints, trained by Kali
Raymond Karczewski, trained by the AFA-B bullies
X none of the above
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
Fly Cooter
Moris, alias superglue
Sylvia Sullivan
X none of the above
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one.)
Chuck Lysaght, alias the messenjah
X John Wentsky
SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for one.)
Alexa Cameron
X John Shocked
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)
alt.astronomy saucerheads
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J
soc.men
Abstain
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
Robert Buchanan, alias Ryan Alt
Woodchuck Bill, alias Kasper Vreeland
X neither of the above
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Bookman
NO
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Pinku-Sensei
NO
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
Robert Buchanan
NO
HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
ThePsyko
NO
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alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
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+==================== L. Michael Roberts ======================+
This represents my personal opinion and NOT Company policy
Goderich, Ont, Canada. To reply, post a request for my valid E-mail
"Life is a sexually transmitted, terminal, condition"
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