Nestled in the quiet mountains of Delaware is beautiful, historic
Wilmington College. In its several many years of existence, it has
produced exactly zero congresstypes. It has graduated twice as many
presidents, and over six times as many cabinet officials. You can't even
begin to count the number of CEOs of major corporations that have come from
Wilmington College. Although they do not field a football Wilmington
College cleans up every year in the Northern "Facial" Tissue Contest.
Wilmington College has greatly influenced architecture too, as evidenced by
the presence of their initials on many blueprints. The WC (as Wilmington
College is called) has been utilized by virtually every great leader of
recent times.