Rejuvenative Stews Formula II - Healthy and Happy Stew - 10-26-05 Rev.
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You can mix male liquids and female liquids 1 to 1 and place them in a
jar of apple cider with for or five pounds of sugar, and wait for three
or four years and you will have a potent rejuvenative cold stew.
4 Ozs. Male Ejaculate
4 Ozs. Female Ejaculate
3 to 7 Qts Apple Cider
5 Lbs. Unprocessed Quality Natural Cane Sugar
2 Nectarines, seedless
1 Apple, seedless, fully washed and mushed (pressed into a
lump of shattered fruit fibers and juices) or grated
40 ozs. Grape jam, seedless
8 Ozs. Carrot Juice
4 Ozs. Cellery Juice
3 Lbs. Barley, whole, cracked and crushed
2 Lbs. Oats, whole, cracked and cushed
3 Tspns Cinnamon
10 OZs. Cardamon seeds, cracked and crushed
40 Ozs. Clove seeds, cracked and crushed
80 Ozs. Cellery Seeds
60 Ozs. Paprika
60 Ozs. Pepper kernals. cracked and crushed
20 Ozs. Cumin Seeds, cracked and crushed
15 Ozs. Anise seeds, cracked and crushed
9 Ozs. Star Anise, cracked and crushed
15 Ozs. Parsely, dried and powdered is fine, fresh leaves are
preferable, wash leaves well
4 Ozs. Thyme
15 Ozs. Rosemary
10 Ozs. Oregano
2 Ozs. Catnip
8 Ozs. Burley Seed
10 Qts. Oil - Pure Cacao Oil, my processing method
2 Ozs. Rapeseed Oil
4 Ozs. Grape Seed Oil
5 Ozs. Tuna Oil
3 Ozs. Dophin Oil
8 Ozs. Hemp Oil
4 Ozs. Flax Seed Oil
6 Ozs. Placenta* Liquids (if avaiable. if not skip it.)
15 Lbs. Hemp flowers and leaves - marijuana flowers and leaves,
male and female plants for maximum potency and effectivness,
crack and crush seeds, grind up leaves and flowers, -
50% flowers is good
Anti-fungal, anti-potent (potent: a type of plant that grows
on the sub-molecular level), anti-mildew (somewhat), anti-mold,
astringent, anti-texecalagy (texacalagy: a somewhat dangerous
fern plant on the sub-molecular level), anti-fern, anti-milieu
(a toxicalogicaly venomous, poisonous plant on the
sub-molecular
level that can cause harm to different useful organisms. It has
a flowery scent, odor, or aroma and is exhales extremely
poisonous gasses), Useful for detoxifying stew batches.
9 Ozs. Columbine flowers, leaves and stems, mainly flowers
90% to 98% or 99%
Astringent, anti-mold, weak or mild anti-mildew, anti-fungal,
anti-mold, anti-bacterial, bacteriacide, gemacide, lukacide,
herbacide, anti-bad critter (worms, bugs, micro-organisms on
the sub-nolecular level that you don't want swimming around
or graveling around, the bugawole spider, the swimming pool
lizard, the roadside crocodile which moves from place to place
and trampling all the useful vegetation and their swimming
pools,
or sink ponds, that also eats up useful little happy critters
(it is carnivorous and it looks likw a dragon or a crocodile.)
3,800 Ozs. Teepod flowers - Sophora tomentosa L. (Fabaceae)
Anti-fungal, anti-moss, anti-lichen, anti-mold,
anti-mildew, anti-bacterial, weak bacteriacide,
gemacide, lukacide, herbacide, astringent,
anti-potent (potent: a type of plant that grows on
the sub-molecular level), anti-whimsical (whimsical:
a poisonous flowering lily pod plant on the sub
molecular level), anti-fern, anti-lily (lilies are
sub-molecular little poisonous flowering plants that
carry and spread toxic chemicals)
14 Ozs. Placenta* juices
Additionally:
10 Lbs. Burmese, Thai, Laos, Cambodia, Viet Nam, Myanmar,
Indonesian, Malaysian, Chinese "Thatcher Flower",
flower and seeds only, crack and crush seeds,
50% male flowers / 50% female flowers
Much like the marijuana plant and distantly related.
It's buds will not get you high, and you won't get
arrested for it. Substitute in place of Marijuana.
Or
15 Lbs. Walebi Flower A close relative of the Burmese Thatcher
Flower. Also called the Burmese Beauty Flower or Carnivorous
Wall Climbing Flower (indigenous name)
It grows in Indonesia and Malay. It looks and smells much like
the marijuana plant, and has many of the same potencies or
useful properties when dealing with sub-molecular varmints,
and other hornery critters that you do not want in your stew.
Or,
Substitute 12 Lbs. Hemp, Marijuana
8 Lbs. Barrow Flower
Useful as an additive to make up for the missing
chemicals and properties of the Burmese Thatcher
flower, for killing unwanted carnivorous critters
and other unwanted critters on the ten most wanted
list (just kidding, sort of)
Or,
Skip all together.
Directions:
Mix all together and boil at low boil for 15 to 20 or 30 or 50 or 60 or
80 opr 300 hours, stirring frequently, once or twice every ten to
fifteen
minutes. After cooling add the male and female ejaculate. Stir 10 to 20
times every day for 3 or 4 years. It will become a potent rejuvenator.
The longer you boil it the more the chemicals and the useful potencies
of the different marijuana related cousins or species will come out to
protect your stew.
After 2, 3, or 4, or so years, start using as you would the first one.
The last one to age 14 is a loser. (Knock it off, you 14 year old. You
cheated! Hey. You! You 13 year old little girlie. You're really
cheating.)
Two to three tablespoonfuls a day for two to three weeks then use two
or
more teaspoons once a day, four or five times a week until you look
rosey
cheeked and simple toed (young and blushing, from being super
orgasmic.)
Once there, continue with regimine, one teaspoon three or four times a
week
for the rest of your life or until my children decide you're worthy of
a
new glandular system. Hummmph.
The addition of placenta liquids will make it much more potent sooner,
and will reduce the amount needed by 1/2 to 1/3.
Star Anise - anti-fungal, somewhat mild anti-mold but still useful for
some
types of molds, nearly negligible anti-mildew but somewhat useful for
some
strains of mildews, anti-bacterial, moderate to strong bacteriacide,
gemacide,
lukacide, herbacide, strong anti-sclurosis and anti-sclurosis colony of
friends
(Lumes, pugs, sorftifs, juggernauts, lumpskins, and many other mean and
nasty
people, I mean, critters.)
sclurosis: a sub-molecular plant that has mean and hornery critters
that
co-habitate with it (live in and around it). They are toxic and emit
toxic fumes the other little darling and sweet little girl and boy
critters
don't like to breath.
Good Luck.
John Francis Ayres
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