THE GOP¹S TOP TEN ŒVOTER QUALIFICATIONS¹
By Don Davis
As recently reported, Republicans, under the guise of preventing
voter fraud, are promoting state laws that require photo
identification or proof of citizenship in order to vote. The reality
is that these laws are designed to disenfranchise seniors,
minorities, students and other likely Democratic voters.
However, confidential sources have now revealed that the GOP is
trying to enact even more exacting poll tests, as part of their
scheme to steal yet another election. Here, then, from the home
office of Palm Beach County, are the Top Ten GOP Voting
Qualifications:
10. Driver¹s license, and a driver.
9. Membership in an all-white country club.
8. Marriage to a trophy wife, with a girlfriend on the side.
7. Second home ‹ located outside the country.
6. At least one indictment for tax evasion, settled with payments
from a trust fund.
5. Two last names, followed by a Roman Numeral.
4. Employment of illegal nanny, gardener, and a personal assistant.
3. Complete set of monogrammed underwear.
2. Subscriptions to the opera, ballet and National Review.
1. French cuffs, German car, and a Swiss bank account.
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