My breasts are starting to fill with milk. My boyfriend and partner
in crime, Charles Graner, helps to alleviate the pressure from time to
time and gets some nourishment as well.
And, no jokes about me and Charles being related even though that
is not frowned upon in our enlightened state of W.Va.
Although we have been "caught with our pants down" twice - once
for having sex while unmarried in the service and for abusing those
Iraqi prisoners - we should be given the benefit of the doubt. We
didn't really mean to be so deviant, but it really turned us on,
dont'cha know?
An abortion is out of the question as we love each other so much
and our fetus is evidence of the love in our hearts and our loins. We
are republicans, besides.
Well, gotta go, time for another feeding for Charles.
Catch you a little later, they let me post now and then out of the
brig.
Lynndie England - pride of West by God Virginia
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