Science > Abortion > Thrift Store Suzy (was Re: Wedding update: was Shabbos candles)
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27 Sep 2006 11:57:30 PM |
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Thrift Store Suzy (was Re: Wedding update: was Shabbos candles) |
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:33:31 +0000 (UTC), wrote:
On 27-Sep-2006, Yisroel Markov <ey.markov@MUNGiname.com> wrote:
For some reason, I obsessed about this before my wedding. So I bought
two glasses, and experimented with breaking one of them a week
beforehand. Piece of cake - don't buy a glass with a thick bottom, and
use the heel.
Yes, this was why we ended up at a thrift store - everywhere
else we looked, the glasses had heavier bottoms.
Suzy
Another excuse for being a cheap *****!
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29 Sep 2006 01:51:45 PM |
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On 29 Sep 2006 11:10:31 -0700, "Bozo de Niro" <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
wrote:
The bottom line here is obvious: The pathetic and very lonely Rev
Rear*End likes Susie Cohen very much and she understandably has shunned
and terminally hurt the rear*end. You can't hide the confused
intentions behind compulsiveness even if its (sic) tainted with self
loathing. Good luck with that rev.
It can't be easy being a jew, Bonzo, when everyone can tell you're a
jew just by looking at you, and hates you accordingly. Good luck with
that, Bonzo.
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| Title: Re: Thrift Store Suzy (was Re: Wedding update: was Shabbos candles) |
28 Sep 2006 03:38:58 AM |
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On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:13:04 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:57:30 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:33:31 +0000 (UTC), wrote:
On 27-Sep-2006, Yisroel Markov <ey.markov@MUNGiname.com> wrote:
For some reason, I obsessed about this before my wedding. So I bought
two glasses, and experimented with breaking one of them a week
beforehand. Piece of cake - don't buy a glass with a thick bottom, and
use the heel.
Yes, this was why we ended up at a thrift store - everywhere
else we looked, the glasses had heavier bottoms.
Suzy
Another excuse for being a cheap *****!
How the devil can she complain about things with heavier bottoms?
Perhaps she doesn't like the competition!
Talk about pot, kettle and all that!
Not to mention black!
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| User: "The Revrddd" |
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| Title: Re: Thrift Store Suzy (was Re: Wedding update: was Shabbos candles) |
28 Sep 2006 06:28:28 AM |
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On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:47:55 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:38:58 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:13:04 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:57:30 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:33:31 +0000 (UTC), wrote:
On 27-Sep-2006, Yisroel Markov <ey.markov@MUNGiname.com> wrote:
For some reason, I obsessed about this before my wedding. So I bought
two glasses, and experimented with breaking one of them a week
beforehand. Piece of cake - don't buy a glass with a thick bottom, and
use the heel.
Yes, this was why we ended up at a thrift store - everywhere
else we looked, the glasses had heavier bottoms.
Suzy
Another excuse for being a cheap *****!
How the devil can she complain about things with heavier bottoms?
Perhaps she doesn't like the competition!
That is a lot of bottom to compete against.
A bottomless pit. Or should that be bottomful?
Talk about pot, kettle and all that!
Not to mention black!
Or, in her case, pasty white.
Definitely an IC 1.
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| Title: Re: Thrift Store Suzy (was Re: Wedding update: was Shabbos candles) |
28 Sep 2006 10:28:48 AM |
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On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:12:02 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:28:28 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
<snipped>
A bottomless pit. Or should that be bottomful?
A bottomphull of what? Phist?
Only on Phridays.
Talk about pot, kettle and all that!
Not to mention black!
Or, in her case, pasty white.
Definitely an IC 1.
Aren't we all?
You are. And so are you.
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| Title: Re: Thrift Store Suzy (was Re: Wedding update: was Shabbos candles) |
28 Sep 2006 12:39:30 PM |
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On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:28:07 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 15:28:48 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:12:02 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:28:28 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
<snipped>
A bottomless pit. Or should that be bottomful?
A bottomphull of what? Phist?
Only on Phridays.
Thank phuck phor that. Even Susie needs some downtime. She is not
getting any younger, yanno.
Nor any lighter!
Talk about pot, kettle and all that!
Not to mention black!
Or, in her case, pasty white.
Definitely an IC 1.
Aren't we all?
You are. And so are you.
That makes two of us.
Or two of me, since we're one and the same.
I bet DooDoo isn't. He must be from IC2 stock.
Even that's better than IC3 and up!
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| User: "Daniel Bernard" |
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| Title: Re: Thrift Store Suzy (was Re: Wedding update: was Shabbos candles) |
28 Sep 2006 02:20:59 PM |
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On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:39:30 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:28:07 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 15:28:48 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:12:02 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:28:28 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
<snipped>
A bottomless pit. Or should that be bottomful?
A bottomphull of what? Phist?
Only on Phridays.
Thank phuck phor that. Even Susie needs some downtime. She is not
getting any younger, yanno.
Nor any lighter!
Yeah, not with her weight mushrooming............
Talk about pot, kettle and all that!
Not to mention black!
Or, in her case, pasty white.
Definitely an IC 1.
Aren't we all?
You are. And so are you.
That makes two of us.
Or two of me, since we're one and the same.
Or two of me!
I bet DooDoo isn't. He must be from IC2 stock.
Even that's better than IC3 and up!
I dunno about that................
--
amicalement,
Daniel
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| Title: Re: Thrift Store Suzy (was Re: Wedding update: was Shabbos candles) |
28 Sep 2006 05:37:30 PM |
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On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 20:20:59 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifth.horseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:39:30 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:28:07 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 15:28:48 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:12:02 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:28:28 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
<snipped>
A bottomless pit. Or should that be bottomful?
A bottomphull of what? Phist?
Only on Phridays.
Thank phuck phor that. Even Susie needs some downtime. She is not
getting any younger, yanno.
Nor any lighter!
Yeah, not with her weight mushrooming............
Like Hiroshima!
Talk about pot, kettle and all that!
Not to mention black!
Or, in her case, pasty white.
Definitely an IC 1.
Aren't we all?
You are. And so are you.
That makes two of us.
Or two of me, since we're one and the same.
Or two of me!
Or even two of you!
I bet DooDoo isn't. He must be from IC2 stock.
Even that's better than IC3 and up!
I dunno about that................
I'd hate to be an IC10, whatever that is.
BTW here's some recent entries from Suzy's b'log (the most recent,
about blushing brides, is too sickening to repeat in a family forum):
3:18 am - In Which I Do Not Get Killed, and the World Proves Smaller
Still
Awhile ago, I had posted about how the Universe (tm) does seem to work
in a certain way, but we usually don't get to see why. Well, again, I
was shown how it certainly seems to be working for my benefit, even
when I don't realize it.
PuppyBoy did his usual "up all night" fest towards the end of the
previous week, throwing off his schedule, and therefore mine. So, that
day, picking up WombatGirl from school, so I could take her to Hebrew
School, I was dead tired. I probably should not even have been
driving, because I could *feel* slower than usual. The case in point
was the intersection before the last turn to her school. There are
opposing turning lanes where a driver can pull right into the
intersection so as to make the light without blocking any oncoming
traffic. And, normally, I'm right up there, because I sure hate
drivers who snooze through the opportunity to lessen the traffic. But
not today. In fact, I was in the process of telling myself, "Hey,
dummy, MOVE UP!", and putting my foot on the gas, when a driver in the
oncoming lane whipped around the truck in front of him, into the turn
lane and flew right back into the original lane (Ah, for a policeman
in the area....).
If I had been alert, I would have been dead.
Granted, the Hubby (tm) said that if I had already been up there, the
guy wouldn't have done such a stupid thing, BUT, if I had been only
*slightly* less slow, and actually moved the car rather than just
started to put my foot down, I think I would have been gone, and
PuppyBoy with me. If only because it was the Hubby (tm)'s car, and not
my tank.
Yeah, if it'd been MY car, I would have loved to see him hit it.
Hee-hee!
------------------
The other interesting thing that happened that day was a continuation
of cleaning exercise in the bedroom.
I came across an old - almost fifteen years old! - article about a
local SF con wherein I had been interviewed extensively. I pointed out
one sentence to the Hubby (tm) that I thought pertained to him -
"[Flavia]'s boyfriend bounded up, a large likable looking guy, and
snuck a smooch before moving on." The Hubby (tm) calmly pointed out
that he date precluded it being him. Which meant that I had just done
my usual mental trick of overlaying memories of old boyfriends with
him. And which also meant I had to figure out who it *had* been. I
joke about old boyfriends, but the truth is that, beside the Hubby
(tm), they just aren't all that memorable. But I did manage to
remember who it had been - he was someone from New Jersey - and put
the paper away.
The punchline? The day of the traffic non-incident, I had to pick up a
round challah for Rosh HaShanah. And who should be there, with his
relatively new wife? You guess it - that same guy. We're invited to
dinner at their house after the holidays.
Oh, and he has the same mental trick I do - his wife confirmed it.
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29 Sep 2006 01:47:50 AM |
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On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 22:37:30 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 20:20:59 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifth.horseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:39:30 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:28:07 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 15:28:48 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:12:02 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:28:28 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
<snipped>
A bottomless pit. Or should that be bottomful?
A bottomphull of what? Phist?
Only on Phridays.
Thank phuck phor that. Even Susie needs some downtime. She is not
getting any younger, yanno.
Nor any lighter!
Yeah, not with her weight mushrooming............
Like Hiroshima!
That's atomic!
Talk about pot, kettle and all that!
Not to mention black!
Or, in her case, pasty white.
Definitely an IC 1.
Aren't we all?
You are. And so are you.
That makes two of us.
Or two of me, since we're one and the same.
Or two of me!
Or even two of you!
And one of you?
I bet DooDoo isn't. He must be from IC2 stock.
Even that's better than IC3 and up!
I dunno about that................
I'd hate to be an IC10, whatever that is.
It stops at IC6, the Middle Easterners and North Africans.
BTW here's some recent entries from Suzy's b'log (the most recent,
about blushing brides, is too sickening to repeat in a family forum):
3:18 am - In Which I Do Not Get Killed, and the World Proves Smaller
Still
Awhile ago, I had posted about how the Universe (tm) does seem to work
in a certain way, but we usually don't get to see why. Well, again, I
was shown how it certainly seems to be working for my benefit, even
when I don't realize it.
PuppyBoy did his usual "up all night" fest towards the end of the
previous week, throwing off his schedule, and therefore mine. So, that
day, picking up WombatGirl from school, so I could take her to Hebrew
School,
Why the phuck does she send the child to Hebrew school after her
normal school? Send her to one of the other.
I was dead tired. I probably should not even have been
driving, because I could *feel* slower than usual. The case in point
was the intersection before the last turn to her school. There are
opposing turning lanes where a driver can pull right into the
intersection so as to make the light without blocking any oncoming
traffic. And, normally, I'm right up there, because I sure hate
drivers who snooze through the opportunity to lessen the traffic. But
not today. In fact, I was in the process of telling myself, "Hey,
dummy, MOVE UP!", and putting my foot on the gas, when a driver in the
oncoming lane whipped around the truck in front of him, into the turn
lane and flew right back into the original lane (Ah, for a policeman
in the area....).
If I had been alert, I would have been dead.
Her dumbness saved her life.
Granted, the Hubby (tm) said that if I had already been up there, the
guy wouldn't have done such a stupid thing, BUT, if I had been only
*slightly* less slow, and actually moved the car rather than just
started to put my foot down, I think I would have been gone, and
PuppyBoy with me. If only because it was the Hubby (tm)'s car, and not
my tank.
She needs a tank to haul her phatass.
Yeah, if it'd been MY car, I would have loved to see him hit it.
Hee-hee!
------------------
The other interesting thing that happened that day was a continuation
of cleaning exercise in the bedroom.
I came across an old - almost fifteen years old! - article about a
local SF con wherein I had been interviewed extensively. I pointed out
one sentence to the Hubby (tm) that I thought pertained to him -
"[Flavia]'s boyfriend bounded up, a large likable looking guy, and
snuck a smooch before moving on." The Hubby (tm) calmly pointed out
that he date precluded it being him. Which meant that I had just done
my usual mental trick of overlaying memories of old boyfriends with
him. And which also meant I had to figure out who it *had* been. I
joke about old boyfriends, but the truth is that, beside the Hubby
(tm), they just aren't all that memorable. But I did manage to
remember who it had been - he was someone from New Jersey - and put
the paper away.
The punchline? The day of the traffic non-incident, I had to pick up a
round challah for Rosh HaShanah. And who should be there, with his
relatively new wife? You guess it - that same guy. We're invited to
dinner at their house after the holidays.
Oh, and he has the same mental trick I do - his wife confirmed it.
The moral of that story is that Susie has 15 year old pieces of paper
floating around her bedroom and needs to tidy up a bit more.
--
amicalement,
Daniel
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| Title: Re: Thrift Store Suzy (was Re: Wedding update: was Shabbos candles) |
29 Sep 2006 05:45:26 AM |
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On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:47:50 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifth.horseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 22:37:30 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 20:20:59 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifth.horseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:39:30 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:28:07 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 15:28:48 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:12:02 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:28:28 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
<snipped>
A bottomless pit. Or should that be bottomful?
A bottomphull of what? Phist?
Only on Phridays.
Thank phuck phor that. Even Susie needs some downtime. She is not
getting any younger, yanno.
Nor any lighter!
Yeah, not with her weight mushrooming............
Like Hiroshima!
That's atomic!
Such a mushroom already!
Talk about pot, kettle and all that!
Not to mention black!
Or, in her case, pasty white.
Definitely an IC 1.
Aren't we all?
You are. And so are you.
That makes two of us.
Or two of me, since we're one and the same.
Or two of me!
Or even two of you!
And one of you?
Or you, as the case may be.
I bet DooDoo isn't. He must be from IC2 stock.
Even that's better than IC3 and up!
I dunno about that................
I'd hate to be an IC10, whatever that is.
It stops at IC6, the Middle Easterners and North Africans.
What about aliens?
BTW here's some recent entries from Suzy's b'log (the most recent,
about blushing brides, is too sickening to repeat in a family forum):
3:18 am - In Which I Do Not Get Killed, and the World Proves Smaller
Still
Awhile ago, I had posted about how the Universe (tm) does seem to work
in a certain way, but we usually don't get to see why. Well, again, I
was shown how it certainly seems to be working for my benefit, even
when I don't realize it.
PuppyBoy did his usual "up all night" fest towards the end of the
previous week, throwing off his schedule, and therefore mine. So, that
day, picking up WombatGirl from school, so I could take her to Hebrew
School,
Why the phuck does she send the child to Hebrew school after her
normal school? Send her to one of the other.
It gets beaten up because she's a shitske. Character building, it's
known in the trade.
I was dead tired. I probably should not even have been
driving, because I could *feel* slower than usual. The case in point
was the intersection before the last turn to her school. There are
opposing turning lanes where a driver can pull right into the
intersection so as to make the light without blocking any oncoming
traffic. And, normally, I'm right up there, because I sure hate
drivers who snooze through the opportunity to lessen the traffic. But
not today. In fact, I was in the process of telling myself, "Hey,
dummy, MOVE UP!", and putting my foot on the gas, when a driver in the
oncoming lane whipped around the truck in front of him, into the turn
lane and flew right back into the original lane (Ah, for a policeman
in the area....).
If I had been alert, I would have been dead.
Her dumbness saved her life.
Damn. Oh well, there's always tomorrow.
Granted, the Hubby (tm) said that if I had already been up there, the
guy wouldn't have done such a stupid thing, BUT, if I had been only
*slightly* less slow, and actually moved the car rather than just
started to put my foot down, I think I would have been gone, and
PuppyBoy with me. If only because it was the Hubby (tm)'s car, and not
my tank.
She needs a tank to haul her phatass.
And, as you see, she admitted it!
Yeah, if it'd been MY car, I would have loved to see him hit it.
Hee-hee!
------------------
The other interesting thing that happened that day was a continuation
of cleaning exercise in the bedroom.
I came across an old - almost fifteen years old! - article about a
local SF con wherein I had been interviewed extensively. I pointed out
one sentence to the Hubby (tm) that I thought pertained to him -
"[Flavia]'s boyfriend bounded up, a large likable looking guy, and
snuck a smooch before moving on." The Hubby (tm) calmly pointed out
that he date precluded it being him. Which meant that I had just done
my usual mental trick of overlaying memories of old boyfriends with
him. And which also meant I had to figure out who it *had* been. I
joke about old boyfriends, but the truth is that, beside the Hubby
(tm), they just aren't all that memorable. But I did manage to
remember who it had been - he was someone from New Jersey - and put
the paper away.
The punchline? The day of the traffic non-incident, I had to pick up a
round challah for Rosh HaShanah. And who should be there, with his
relatively new wife? You guess it - that same guy. We're invited to
dinner at their house after the holidays.
Oh, and he has the same mental trick I do - his wife confirmed it.
The moral of that story is that Susie has 15 year old pieces of paper
floating around her bedroom and needs to tidy up a bit more.
What the phuck is she picking up round challahs for jew new year for?
Does she think she's jewish or something?
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| User: "Daniel Bernard" |
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| Title: Re: Thrift Store Suzy (was Re: Wedding update: was Shabbos candles) |
29 Sep 2006 07:42:54 AM |
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On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:45:26 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:47:50 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifth.horseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 22:37:30 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 20:20:59 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifth.horseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:39:30 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:28:07 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 15:28:48 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:12:02 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:28:28 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
<snipped>
A bottomless pit. Or should that be bottomful?
A bottomphull of what? Phist?
Only on Phridays.
Thank phuck phor that. Even Susie needs some downtime. She is not
getting any younger, yanno.
Nor any lighter!
Yeah, not with her weight mushrooming............
Like Hiroshima!
That's atomic!
Such a mushroom already!
It's magic!
Talk about pot, kettle and all that!
Not to mention black!
Or, in her case, pasty white.
Definitely an IC 1.
Aren't we all?
You are. And so are you.
That makes two of us.
Or two of me, since we're one and the same.
Or two of me!
Or even two of you!
And one of you?
Or you, as the case may be.
You too, under the circumstances.
I bet DooDoo isn't. He must be from IC2 stock.
Even that's better than IC3 and up!
I dunno about that................
I'd hate to be an IC10, whatever that is.
It stops at IC6, the Middle Easterners and North Africans.
What about aliens?
IC0 I suspect, same as Hoodies.
BTW here's some recent entries from Suzy's b'log (the most recent,
about blushing brides, is too sickening to repeat in a family forum):
3:18 am - In Which I Do Not Get Killed, and the World Proves Smaller
Still
Awhile ago, I had posted about how the Universe (tm) does seem to work
in a certain way, but we usually don't get to see why. Well, again, I
was shown how it certainly seems to be working for my benefit, even
when I don't realize it.
PuppyBoy did his usual "up all night" fest towards the end of the
previous week, throwing off his schedule, and therefore mine. So, that
day, picking up WombatGirl from school, so I could take her to Hebrew
School,
Why the phuck does she send the child to Hebrew school after her
normal school? Send her to one of the other.
It gets beaten up because she's a shitske.
That's cruel of them but to be expected. Picking on girls is perfect
training for when the kids at that school grow up, colonise the West
Bank and shoot Palestinian schoolgirls.
Anyway, those kids should be careful who they bully. I'm not a gambler
but in a fight between a Jew and a Mick/Paddy, I know who I would
back. The apple never phalls phar phrom the tree and there must be
some benefit to inheriting Susie DNA.
Character building, it's
known in the trade.
I call it cruel. Double schooling, especially if the second school is
unnecessary, will harm a child's emotional development. It also cuts
down on free time to play and bond with other local children.
Actually I suspect that is Susie's plan and that she does not want her
kids playing with local Christian or Muslim children.
I was dead tired. I probably should not even have been
driving, because I could *feel* slower than usual. The case in point
was the intersection before the last turn to her school. There are
opposing turning lanes where a driver can pull right into the
intersection so as to make the light without blocking any oncoming
traffic. And, normally, I'm right up there, because I sure hate
drivers who snooze through the opportunity to lessen the traffic. But
not today. In fact, I was in the process of telling myself, "Hey,
dummy, MOVE UP!", and putting my foot on the gas, when a driver in the
oncoming lane whipped around the truck in front of him, into the turn
lane and flew right back into the original lane (Ah, for a policeman
in the area....).
If I had been alert, I would have been dead.
Her dumbness saved her life.
Damn. Oh well, there's always tomorrow.
Ah now it is not very Christian to wish death on people, and before
anyone butts in and claims we wished death on georgie, that is a lie.
His death was kismet. We only wanted to make money off his misfortune.
Granted, the Hubby (tm) said that if I had already been up there, the
guy wouldn't have done such a stupid thing, BUT, if I had been only
*slightly* less slow, and actually moved the car rather than just
started to put my foot down, I think I would have been gone, and
PuppyBoy with me. If only because it was the Hubby (tm)'s car, and not
my tank.
She needs a tank to haul her phatass.
And, as you see, she admitted it!
I bet she shoots at Muslim children from her tank.
Yeah, if it'd been MY car, I would have loved to see him hit it.
Hee-hee!
------------------
The other interesting thing that happened that day was a continuation
of cleaning exercise in the bedroom.
I came across an old - almost fifteen years old! - article about a
local SF con wherein I had been interviewed extensively. I pointed out
one sentence to the Hubby (tm) that I thought pertained to him -
"[Flavia]'s boyfriend bounded up, a large likable looking guy, and
snuck a smooch before moving on." The Hubby (tm) calmly pointed out
that he date precluded it being him. Which meant that I had just done
my usual mental trick of overlaying memories of old boyfriends with
him. And which also meant I had to figure out who it *had* been. I
joke about old boyfriends, but the truth is that, beside the Hubby
(tm), they just aren't all that memorable. But I did manage to
remember who it had been - he was someone from New Jersey - and put
the paper away.
The punchline? The day of the traffic non-incident, I had to pick up a
round challah for Rosh HaShanah. And who should be there, with his
relatively new wife? You guess it - that same guy. We're invited to
dinner at their house after the holidays.
Oh, and he has the same mental trick I do - his wife confirmed it.
The moral of that story is that Susie has 15 year old pieces of paper
floating around her bedroom and needs to tidy up a bit more.
What the phuck is she picking up round challahs for jew new year for?
WTPH is a round challah? Is that like a round of golf? She should be
keeping her house tidy instead of waddling across the fairways like a
fat, pasty version of Tiger Woods.
Does she think she's jewish or something?
I dunno but I bet there will be a hole in one tonight!
--
amicalement,
Daniel
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| Title: Re: Thrift Store Suzy (was Re: Wedding update: was Shabbos candles) |
29 Sep 2006 08:23:52 AM |
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On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 13:42:54 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:45:26 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:47:50 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifth.horseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 22:37:30 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 20:20:59 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifth.horseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:39:30 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:28:07 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 15:28:48 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:12:02 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:28:28 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
<snipped>
A bottomless pit. Or should that be bottomful?
A bottomphull of what? Phist?
Only on Phridays.
Thank phuck phor that. Even Susie needs some downtime. She is not
getting any younger, yanno.
Nor any lighter!
Yeah, not with her weight mushrooming............
Like Hiroshima!
That's atomic!
Such a mushroom already!
It's magic!
Mazel tov!
Talk about pot, kettle and all that!
Not to mention black!
Or, in her case, pasty white.
Definitely an IC 1.
Aren't we all?
You are. And so are you.
That makes two of us.
Or two of me, since we're one and the same.
Or two of me!
Or even two of you!
And one of you?
Or you, as the case may be.
You too, under the circumstances.
And possibly me as well.
I bet DooDoo isn't. He must be from IC2 stock.
Even that's better than IC3 and up!
I dunno about that................
I'd hate to be an IC10, whatever that is.
It stops at IC6, the Middle Easterners and North Africans.
What about aliens?
IC0 I suspect, same as Hoodies.
I wonder what the IC actually stands for?
Identification Code?
BTW here's some recent entries from Suzy's b'log (the most recent,
about blushing brides, is too sickening to repeat in a family forum):
3:18 am - In Which I Do Not Get Killed, and the World Proves Smaller
Still
Awhile ago, I had posted about how the Universe (tm) does seem to work
in a certain way, but we usually don't get to see why. Well, again, I
was shown how it certainly seems to be working for my benefit, even
when I don't realize it.
PuppyBoy did his usual "up all night" fest towards the end of the
previous week, throwing off his schedule, and therefore mine. So, that
day, picking up WombatGirl from school, so I could take her to Hebrew
School,
Why the phuck does she send the child to Hebrew school after her
normal school? Send her to one of the other.
It gets beaten up because she's a shitske.
That's cruel of them but to be expected. Picking on girls is perfect
training for when the kids at that school grow up, colonise the West
Bank and shoot Palestinian schoolgirls.
The same phate awaits Baby Cohen when it's old enough for jew school.
Anyway, those kids should be careful who they bully. I'm not a gambler
but in a fight between a Jew and a Mick/Paddy, I know who I would
back. The apple never phalls phar phrom the tree and there must be
some benefit to inheriting Susie DNA.
Ah, you mean the sheer bulk!
Character building, it's
known in the trade.
I call it cruel. Double schooling, especially if the second school is
unnecessary, will harm a child's emotional development. It also cuts
down on free time to play and bond with other local children.
You mean the schvartzes? That's probably the whole idea!
Actually I suspect that is Susie's plan and that she does not want her
kids playing with local Christian or Muslim children.
For fear of missionising?
I was dead tired. I probably should not even have been
driving, because I could *feel* slower than usual. The case in point
was the intersection before the last turn to her school. There are
opposing turning lanes where a driver can pull right into the
intersection so as to make the light without blocking any oncoming
traffic. And, normally, I'm right up there, because I sure hate
drivers who snooze through the opportunity to lessen the traffic. But
not today. In fact, I was in the process of telling myself, "Hey,
dummy, MOVE UP!", and putting my foot on the gas, when a driver in the
oncoming lane whipped around the truck in front of him, into the turn
lane and flew right back into the original lane (Ah, for a policeman
in the area....).
If I had been alert, I would have been dead.
Her dumbness saved her life.
Damn. Oh well, there's always tomorrow.
Ah now it is not very Christian to wish death on people, and before
anyone butts in and claims we wished death on georgie, that is a lie.
His death was kismet. We only wanted to make money off his misfortune.
And one of us did!
Granted, the Hubby (tm) said that if I had already been up there, the
guy wouldn't have done such a stupid thing, BUT, if I had been only
*slightly* less slow, and actually moved the car rather than just
started to put my foot down, I think I would have been gone, and
PuppyBoy with me. If only because it was the Hubby (tm)'s car, and not
my tank.
She needs a tank to haul her phatass.
And, as you see, she admitted it!
I bet she shoots at Muslim children from her tank.
A skill that would go down well in 'Israel' if they ever let her in.
Yeah, if it'd been MY car, I would have loved to see him hit it.
Hee-hee!
------------------
The other interesting thing that happened that day was a continuation
of cleaning exercise in the bedroom.
I came across an old - almost fifteen years old! - article about a
local SF con wherein I had been interviewed extensively. I pointed out
one sentence to the Hubby (tm) that I thought pertained to him -
"[Flavia]'s boyfriend bounded up, a large likable looking guy, and
snuck a smooch before moving on." The Hubby (tm) calmly pointed out
that he date precluded it being him. Which meant that I had just done
my usual mental trick of overlaying memories of old boyfriends with
him. And which also meant I had to figure out who it *had* been. I
joke about old boyfriends, but the truth is that, beside the Hubby
(tm), they just aren't all that memorable. But I did manage to
remember who it had been - he was someone from New Jersey - and put
the paper away.
The punchline? The day of the traffic non-incident, I had to pick up a
round challah for Rosh HaShanah. And who should be there, with his
relatively new wife? You guess it - that same guy. We're invited to
dinner at their house after the holidays.
Oh, and he has the same mental trick I do - his wife confirmed it.
The moral of that story is that Susie has 15 year old pieces of paper
floating around her bedroom and needs to tidy up a bit more.
What the phuck is she picking up round challahs for jew new year for?
WTPH is a round challah? Is that like a round of golf?
Some kind of bizarre jew bread, I think. Made so you can break it
without having to use a knife on the jew sabbath.
She should be
keeping her house tidy instead of waddling across the fairways like a
fat, pasty version of Tiger Woods.
Does she think she's jewish or something?
I dunno but I bet there will be a hole in one tonight!
BINGO!
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| Title: Re: Thrift Store Suzy (was Re: Wedding update: was Shabbos candles) |
29 Sep 2006 10:21:41 AM |
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On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 15:55:21 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 13:23:52 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
<snipped>
I wonder what the IC actually stands for?
Identification Code?
Identification Classification. It's how the Police National Computer
classifies people, whereas plods on the beat use a Four Point System
based on Census classifications (White, Black, Asian, Other).
Both seem equally racist. Why do they even need a classification for
whites when it's schvartzes who commit the crimes?
Identification Code would be easier but that's the Home Office huh?
That's where they usually catch illegal IC3s working as cleaners!
<snipped>
That's cruel of them but to be expected. Picking on girls is perfect
training for when the kids at that school grow up, colonise the West
Bank and shoot Palestinian schoolgirls.
The same phate awaits Baby Cohen when it's old enough for jew school.
Surely you mean Baby Rumain?
Suzy won't let it use that name - not jewish enough!
Anyway, those kids should be careful who they bully. I'm not a gambler
but in a fight between a Jew and a Mick/Paddy, I know who I would
back. The apple never phalls phar phrom the tree and there must be
some benefit to inheriting Susie DNA.
Ah, you mean the sheer bulk!
Ah no. I meant the phight. There must be something behind the slogan
"Phighting Irish".
Usually as a result of "Drunken Irish". The half-jew b'rat is
probably a bit young for drunken brawls.
Character building, it's
known in the trade.
I call it cruel. Double schooling, especially if the second school is
unnecessary, will harm a child's emotional development. It also cuts
down on free time to play and bond with other local children.
You mean the schvartzes? That's probably the whole idea!
Knowing how bigoted Susie is, I mean any other child. Remember, this
is the person who wanted to report a Muslim to the authorities because
he was getting his end away with a Jewish girl.
Shame, shame!
Actually I suspect that is Susie's plan and that she does not want her
kids playing with local Christian or Muslim children.
For fear of missionising?
I don't believe a young child would worry about converting the Rumain
children to their religion but hey, who knows how Susie's mind works?
Missionisers are everywhere! Phorewarned is phorearmed!
I was dead tired. I probably should not even have been
driving, because I could *feel* slower than usual. The case in point
was the intersection before the last turn to her school. There are
opposing turning lanes where a driver can pull right into the
intersection so as to make the light without blocking any oncoming
traffic. And, normally, I'm right up there, because I sure hate
drivers who snooze through the opportunity to lessen the traffic. But
not today. In fact, I was in the process of telling myself, "Hey,
dummy, MOVE UP!", and putting my foot on the gas, when a driver in the
oncoming lane whipped around the truck in front of him, into the turn
lane and flew right back into the original lane (Ah, for a policeman
in the area....).
If I had been alert, I would have been dead.
Her dumbness saved her life.
Damn. Oh well, there's always tomorrow.
Ah now it is not very Christian to wish death on people, and before
anyone butts in and claims we wished death on georgie, that is a lie.
His death was kismet. We only wanted to make money off his misfortune.
And one of us did!
You bet!
So do I.
Granted, the Hubby (tm) said that if I had already been up there, the
guy wouldn't have done such a stupid thing, BUT, if I had been only
*slightly* less slow, and actually moved the car rather than just
started to put my foot down, I think I would have been gone, and
PuppyBoy with me. If only because it was the Hubby (tm)'s car, and not
my tank.
She needs a tank to haul her phatass.
And, as you see, she admitted it!
I bet she shoots at Muslim children from her tank.
A skill that would go down well in 'Israel' if they ever let her in.
After their pathetic showing against Hez, the IDF need new blood and
what Susie lacks in mobility is offset by her gusto.
But then Hezbollah do seem to have quite effective anti-tank weapons.
<snipped>
What the phuck is she picking up round challahs for jew new year for?
WTPH is a round challah? Is that like a round of golf?
Some kind of bizarre jew bread, I think. Made so you can break it
without having to use a knife on the jew sabbath.
Well that makes very little sense, as using a knife and breaking bread
with your hands both involve work.
Would it not make more sense to buy sliced bread?
It's probably against jew law or something.
She should be
keeping her house tidy instead of waddling across the fairways like a
fat, pasty version of Tiger Woods.
Does she think she's jewish or something?
I dunno but I bet there will be a hole in one tonight!
BINGO!
Well, that's one use for a putter!
Straight into the bunker!
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| User: "Daniel Bernard" |
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| Title: Re: Thrift Store Suzy (was Re: Wedding update: was Shabbos candles) |
29 Sep 2006 11:18:01 AM |
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On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 15:21:41 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 15:55:21 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 13:23:52 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
<snipped>
I wonder what the IC actually stands for?
Identification Code?
Identification Classification. It's how the Police National Computer
classifies people, whereas plods on the beat use a Four Point System
based on Census classifications (White, Black, Asian, Other).
Both seem equally racist.
You bet, especially to such PC people as us.
Why do they even need a classification for
whites when it's schvartzes who commit the crimes?
Different crimes attract different races.
Identification Code would be easier but that's the Home Office huh?
That's where they usually catch illegal IC3s working as cleaners!
Who are then employed as immigration officials! Talk about sending a
thief to catch a thief!
<snipped>
That's cruel of them but to be expected. Picking on girls is perfect
training for when the kids at that school grow up, colonise the West
Bank and shoot Palestinian schoolgirls.
The same phate awaits Baby Cohen when it's old enough for jew school.
Surely you mean Baby Rumain?
Suzy won't let it use that name - not jewish enough!
Well, I guess in the original Russian it was Rumiantsev so maybe she
can get him to switch back.
Anyway, those kids should be careful who they bully. I'm not a gambler
but in a fight between a Jew and a Mick/Paddy, I know who I would
back. The apple never phalls phar phrom the tree and there must be
some benefit to inheriting Susie DNA.
Ah, you mean the sheer bulk!
Ah no. I meant the phight. There must be something behind the slogan
"Phighting Irish".
Usually as a result of "Drunken Irish". The half-jew b'rat is
probably a bit young for drunken brawls.
Ah and I thought it was to do with their indomitable spirit.
Character building, it's
known in the trade.
I call it cruel. Double schooling, especially if the second school is
unnecessary, will harm a child's emotional development. It also cuts
down on free time to play and bond with other local children.
You mean the schvartzes? That's probably the whole idea!
Knowing how bigoted Susie is, I mean any other child. Remember, this
is the person who wanted to report a Muslim to the authorities because
he was getting his end away with a Jewish girl.
Shame, shame!
Too right! Susie should be for promoting cross-community relations.
Actually I suspect that is Susie's plan and that she does not want her
kids playing with local Christian or Muslim children.
For fear of missionising?
I don't believe a young child would worry about converting the Rumain
children to their religion but hey, who knows how Susie's mind works?
Missionisers are everywhere! Phorewarned is phorearmed!
And the phorearm phollows the phist.
I was dead tired. I probably should not even have been
driving, because I could *feel* slower than usual. The case in point
was the intersection before the last turn to her school. There are
opposing turning lanes where a driver can pull right into the
intersection so as to make the light without blocking any oncoming
traffic. And, normally, I'm right up there, because I sure hate
drivers who snooze through the opportunity to lessen the traffic. But
not today. In fact, I was in the process of telling myself, "Hey,
dummy, MOVE UP!", and putting my foot on the gas, when a driver in the
oncoming lane whipped around the truck in front of him, into the turn
lane and flew right back into the original lane (Ah, for a policeman
in the area....).
If I had been alert, I would have been dead.
Her dumbness saved her life.
Damn. Oh well, there's always tomorrow.
Ah now it is not very Christian to wish death on people, and before
anyone butts in and claims we wished death on georgie, that is a lie.
His death was kismet. We only wanted to make money off his misfortune.
And one of us did!
You bet!
So do I.
Granted, the Hubby (tm) said that if I had already been up there, the
guy wouldn't have done such a stupid thing, BUT, if I had been only
*slightly* less slow, and actually moved the car rather than just
started to put my foot down, I think I would have been gone, and
PuppyBoy with me. If only because it was the Hubby (tm)'s car, and not
my tank.
She needs a tank to haul her phatass.
And, as you see, she admitted it!
I bet she shoots at Muslim children from her tank.
A skill that would go down well in 'Israel' if they ever let her in.
After their pathetic showing against Hez, the IDF need new blood and
what Susie lacks in mobility is offset by her gusto.
But then Hezbollah do seem to have quite effective anti-tank weapons.
I'll say. However, the armour-plating on a Merkava is one thing and
not as durable as Susie's phat pasty white *****!
<snipped>
What the phuck is she picking up round challahs for jew new year for?
WTPH is a round challah? Is that like a round of golf?
Some kind of bizarre jew bread, I think. Made so you can break it
without having to use a knife on the jew sabbath.
Well that makes very little sense, as using a knife and breaking bread
with your hands both involve work.
Would it not make more sense to buy sliced bread?
It's probably against jew law or something.
That seems to be a tricky one. Pre-sliced bread is illegal and so is
using a knife to slice unsliced bread. Perhaps it is a good thing that
there are Shabbos Goys like Jim E and Moos!
She should be
keeping her house tidy instead of waddling across the fairways like a
fat, pasty version of Tiger Woods.
Does she think she's jewish or something?
I dunno but I bet there will be a hole in one tonight!
BINGO!
Well, that's one use for a putter!
Straight into the bunker!
I heard that giorgio used to play golf. Someone in the clubhouse asked
him what his handicap was, to which he replied "bladder cancer, severe
allergies, interstitial cystitis, a hyatal hernia, tendonitis,
epichondryl condritis, and chronic bronchitis."
--
amicalement,
Daniel
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| User: "The Revrddd" |
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| Title: Re: Thrift Store Suzy (was Re: Wedding update: was Shabbos candles) |
29 Sep 2006 11:33:59 AM |
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On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 17:18:01 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 15:21:41 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 15:55:21 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 13:23:52 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
<snipped>
I wonder what the IC actually stands for?
Identification Code?
Identification Classification. It's how the Police National Computer
classifies people, whereas plods on the beat use a Four Point System
based on Census classifications (White, Black, Asian, Other).
Both seem equally racist.
You bet, especially to such PC people as us.
Nobody is more PC than you or you.
Why do they even need a classification for
whites when it's schvartzes who commit the crimes?
Different crimes attract different races.
Yes, I suppose it'd be difficult to commit a "white collar crime" if
you're a schvartze.
Identification Code would be easier but that's the Home Office huh?
That's where they usually catch illegal IC3s working as cleaners!
Who are then employed as immigration officials! Talk about sending a
thief to catch a thief!
Softly softly catchee monkey!
<snipped>
That's cruel of them but to be expected. Picking on girls is perfect
training for when the kids at that school grow up, colonise the West
Bank and shoot Palestinian schoolgirls.
The same phate awaits Baby Cohen when it's old enough for jew school.
Surely you mean Baby Rumain?
Suzy won't let it use that name - not jewish enough!
Well, I guess in the original Russian it was Rumiantsev so maybe she
can get him to switch back.
Funny that Puppy Boy and Wombat Girl aren't really jew names...
Anyway, those kids should be careful who they bully. I'm not a gambler
but in a fight between a Jew and a Mick/Paddy, I know who I would
back. The apple never phalls phar phrom the tree and there must be
some benefit to inheriting Susie DNA.
Ah, you mean the sheer bulk!
Ah no. I meant the phight. There must be something behind the slogan
"Phighting Irish".
Usually as a result of "Drunken Irish". The half-jew b'rat is
probably a bit young for drunken brawls.
Ah and I thought it was to do with their indomitable spirit.
Their indomitable spirit comes from bottles, so it does, to be sure.
Character building, it's
known in the trade.
I call it cruel. Double schooling, especially if the second school is
unnecessary, will harm a child's emotional development. It also cuts
down on free time to play and bond with other local children.
You mean the schvartzes? That's probably the whole idea!
Knowing how bigoted Susie is, I mean any other child. Remember, this
is the person who wanted to report a Muslim to the authorities because
he was getting his end away with a Jewish girl.
Shame, shame!
Too right! Susie should be for promoting cross-community relations.
Revel in the wondrous mosaic of diversity!
Actually I suspect that is Susie's plan and that she does not want her
kids playing with local Christian or Muslim children.
For fear of missionising?
I don't believe a young child would worry about converting the Rumain
children to their religion but hey, who knows how Susie's mind works?
Missionisers are everywhere! Phorewarned is phorearmed!
And the phorearm phollows the phist.
Phuriously!
I was dead tired. I probably should not even have been
driving, because I could *feel* slower than usual. The case in point
was the intersection before the last turn to her school. There are
opposing turning lanes where a driver can pull right into the
intersection so as to make the light without blocking any oncoming
traffic. And, normally, I'm right up there, because I sure hate
drivers who snooze through the opportunity to lessen the traffic. But
not today. In fact, I was in the process of telling myself, "Hey,
dummy, MOVE UP!", and putting my foot on the gas, when a driver in the
oncoming lane whipped around the truck in front of him, into the turn
lane and flew right back into the original lane (Ah, for a policeman
in the area....).
If I had been alert, I would have been dead.
Her dumbness saved her life.
Damn. Oh well, there's always tomorrow.
Ah now it is not very Christian to wish death on people, and before
anyone butts in and claims we wished death on georgie, that is a lie.
His death was kismet. We only wanted to make money off his misfortune.
And one of us did!
You bet!
So do I.
Granted, the Hubby (tm) said that if I had already been up there, the
guy wouldn't have done such a stupid thing, BUT, if I had been only
*slightly* less slow, and actually moved the car rather than just
started to put my foot down, I think I would have been gone, and
PuppyBoy with me. If only because it was the Hubby (tm)'s car, and not
my tank.
She needs a tank to haul her phatass.
And, as you see, she admitted it!
I bet she shoots at Muslim children from her tank.
A skill that would go down well in 'Israel' if they ever let her in.
After their pathetic showing against Hez, the IDF need new blood and
what Susie lacks in mobility is offset by her gusto.
But then Hezbollah do seem to have quite effective anti-tank weapons.
I'll say. However, the armour-plating on a Merkava is one thing and
not as durable as Susie's phat pasty white *****!
Phire at will!
<snipped>
What the phuck is she picking up round challahs for jew new year for?
WTPH is a round challah? Is that like a round of golf?
Some kind of bizarre jew bread, I think. Made so you can break it
without having to use a knife on the jew sabbath.
Well that makes very little sense, as using a knife and breaking bread
with your hands both involve work.
Would it not make more sense to buy sliced bread?
It's probably against jew law or something.
That seems to be a tricky one. Pre-sliced bread is illegal and so is
using a knife to slice unsliced bread. Perhaps it is a good thing that
there are Shabbos Goys like Jim E and Moos!
Someone is always willing to step up and do the dirty deed!
She should be
keeping her house tidy instead of waddling across the fairways like a
fat, pasty version of Tiger Woods.
Does she think she's jewish or something?
I dunno but I bet there will be a hole in one tonight!
BINGO!
Well, that's one use for a putter!
Straight into the bunker!
I heard that giorgio used to play golf. Someone in the clubhouse asked
him what his handicap was, to which he replied "bladder cancer, severe
allergies, interstitial cystitis, a hyatal hernia, tendonitis,
epichondryl condritis, and chronic bronchitis."
And then he died. LOL
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| User: "The Revrddd" |
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| Title: Re: Thrift Store Suzy (was Re: Wedding update: was Shabbos candles) |
30 Sep 2006 03:55:00 AM |
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On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 09:04:06 +0100, Daniel Bernard <bad@bad.one>
wrote:
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 16:33:59 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 17:18:01 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 15:21:41 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 15:55:21 +0100, Daniel Bernard
<fifthhorseman@the.apocalypse> wrote:
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 13:23:52 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
<snipped>
I wonder what the IC actually stands for?
Identification Code?
Identification Classification. It's how the Police National Computer
classifies people, whereas plods on the beat use a Four Point System
based on Census classifications (White, Black, Asian, Other).
Both seem equally racist.
You bet, especially to such PC people as us.
Nobody is more PC than you or you.
You too!
And me as well!
Why do they even need a classification for
whites when it's schvartzes who commit the crimes?
Different crimes attract different races.
Yes, I suppose it'd be difficult to commit a "white collar crime" if
you're a schvartze.
Identification Code would be easier but that's the Home Office huh?
That's where they usually catch illegal IC3s working as cleaners!
Who are then employed as immigration officials! Talk about sending a
thief to catch a thief!
Softly softly catchee monkey!
Not in that case, as the guy was running a 'sex-for-asylum' system
down in Croydon.
In that case, fuckee monkey!
All fun and games at the Home Office huh? Bunch of fucking jokers!
Phor real.
<snipped>
That's cruel of them but to be expected. Picking on girls is perfect
training for when the kids at that school grow up, colonise the West
Bank and shoot Palestinian schoolgirls.
The same phate awaits Baby Cohen when it's old enough for jew school.
Surely you mean Baby Rumain?
Suzy won't let it use that name - not jewish enough!
Well, I guess in the original Russian it was Rumiantsev so maybe she
can get him to switch back.
Funny that Puppy Boy and Wombat Girl aren't really jew names...
Yeah they did strike me as rather odd names.
Still, it beats naming one's b'rats after members of the royal family.
Anyway, those kids should be careful who they bully. I'm not a gambler
but in a fight between a Jew and a Mick/Paddy, I know who I would
back. The apple never phalls phar phrom the tree and there must be
some benefit to inheriting Susie DNA.
Ah, you mean the sheer bulk!
Ah no. I meant the phight. There must be something behind the slogan
"Phighting Irish".
Usually as a result of "Drunken Irish". The half-jew b'rat is
probably a bit young for drunken brawls.
Ah and I thought it was to do with their indomitable spirit.
Their indomitable spirit comes from bottles, so it does, to be sure.
I bet Susie drinks.
A sure bet, if ever there was one.
Character building, it's
known in the trade.
I call it cruel. Double schooling, especially if the second school is
unnecessary, will harm a child's emotional development. It also cuts
down on free time to play and bond with other local children.
You mean the schvartzes? That's probably the whole idea!
Knowing how bigoted Susie is, I mean any other child. Remember, this
is the person who wanted to report a Muslim to the authorities because
he was getting his end away with a Jewish girl.
Shame, shame!
Too right! Susie should be for promoting cross-community relations.
Revel in the wondrous mosaic of diversity!
Exactly. Perhaps she should move to London and enjoy the diversity of
this great city.
Parts of it are apparently so full of victims of diversity that
they're not diverse any more!
I would also have suggested Paris, another wonderfully diverse city,
but there are no Krispy Kreme stores in Paris, or indeed in the whole
of Eternal France. No wonder the Americans hate us.
Also, Susie would be afraid to travel on the RER in case she was
attacked by 6 men of North African appearance and they drew swastikas
on her ample stomach while everyone else on the train ignored what was
happening.
Could *anyone* mistake Suzy for a jew with those freckles and that WC
Fields nose?
Actually I suspect that is Susie's plan and that she does not want her
kids playing with local Christian or Muslim children.
For fear of missionising?
I don't believe a young child would worry about converting the Rumain
children to their religion but hey, who knows how Susie's mind works?
Missionisers are everywhere! Phorewarned is phorearmed!
And the phorearm phollows the phist.
Phuriously!
Now that is phrightening.
Especially as Rumain doesn't even phancy her!
I was dead tired. I probably should not even have been
driving, because I could *feel* slower than usual. The case in point
was the intersection before the last turn to her school. There are
opposing turning lanes where a driver can pull right into the
intersection so as to make the light without blocking any oncoming
traffic. And, normally, I'm right up there, because I sure hate
drivers who snooze through the opportunity to lessen the traffic. But
not today. In fact, I was in the process of telling myself, "Hey,
dummy, MOVE UP!", and putting my foot on the gas, when a driver in the
oncoming lane whipped around the truck in front of him, into the turn
lane and flew right back into the original lane (Ah, for a policeman
in the area....).
If I had been alert, I would have been dead.
Her dumbness saved her life.
Damn. Oh well, there's always tomorrow.
Ah now it is not very Christian to wish death on people, and before
anyone butts in and claims we wished death on georgie, that is a lie.
His death was kismet. We only wanted to make money off his misfortune.
And one of us did!
You bet!
So do I.
Granted, the Hubby (tm) said that if I had already been up there, the
guy wouldn't have done such a stupid thing, BUT, if I had been only
*slightly* less slow, and actually moved the car rather than just
started to put my foot down, I think I would have been gone, and
PuppyBoy with me. If only because it was the Hubby (tm)'s car, and not
my tank.
She needs a tank to haul her phatass.
And, as you see, she admitted it!
I bet she shoots at Muslim children from her tank.
A skill that would go down well in 'Israel' if they ever let her in.
After their pathetic showing against Hez, the IDF need new blood and
what Susie lacks in mobility is offset by her gusto.
But then Hezbollah do seem to have quite effective anti-tank weapons.
I'll say. However, the armour-plating on a Merkava is one thing and
not as durable as Susie's phat pasty white *****!
Phire at will!
And if Deborah was also in her tank, she could scoop up the body parts
for one of her hot pots.
A jew member of the corvine family?
<snipped>
What the phuck is she picking up round challahs for jew new year for?
WTPH is a round challah? Is that like a round of golf?
Some kind of bizarre jew bread, I think. Made so you can break it
without having to use a knife on the jew sabbath.
Well that makes very little sense, as using a knife and breaking bread
with your hands both involve work.
Would it not make more sense to buy sliced bread?
It's probably against jew law or something.
That seems to be a tricky one. Pre-sliced bread is illegal and so is
using a knife to slice unsliced bread. Perhaps it is a good thing that
there are Shabbos Goys like Jim E and Moos!
Someone is always willing to step up and do the dirty deed!
Slicing bread is dirty?
G-d seems to say so if it happens to be a Saturday.
She should be
keeping her house tidy instead of waddling across the fairways like a
fat, pasty version of Tiger Woods.
Does she think she's jewish or something?
I dunno but I bet there will be a hole in one tonight!
BINGO!
Well, that's one use for a putter!
Straight into the bunker!
I heard that giorgio used to play golf. Someone in the clubhouse asked
him what his handicap was, to which he replied "bladder cancer, severe
allergies, interstitial cystitis, a hyatal hernia, tendonitis,
epichondryl condritis, and chronic bronchitis."
And then he died. LOL
You bet. In fact, we all did and he died a moment too soon.
Hey guess what? Remember that k00k Harry, who claimed he was a plod?
Oh yes!
Well I think he has turned up in a.s.s.a. The invective is the same
and the funniest part is that if I am correct, he is posting under the
nym of "YID ARMY"!
What's a.s.s.a? Should I join? LOL
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| Title: Re: Thrift Store Suzy (was Re: Wedding update: was Shabbos candles) |
30 Sep 2006 08:57:47 AM |
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On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:55:00 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
<snipped>
All fun and games at the Home Office huh? Bunch of fucking jokers!
Phor real.
And then the government complain about illegals and the threat of
terrorism from dodgy asylum seekers.
<snipped>
That's cruel of them but to be expected. Picking on girls is perfect
training for when the kids at that school grow up, colonise the West
Bank and shoot Palestinian schoolgirls.
The same phate awaits Baby Cohen when it's old enough for jew school.
Surely you mean Baby Rumain?
Suzy won't let it use that name - not jewish enough!
Well, I guess in the original Russian it was Rumiantsev so maybe she
can get him to switch back.
Funny that Puppy Boy and Wombat Girl aren't really jew names...
Yeah they did strike me as rather odd names.
Still, it beats naming one's b'rats after members of the royal family.
Perhaps Puppy Boy is called Edward? I've still got money on him being
called Ariel or Daniel.
Anyway, those kids should be careful who they bully. I'm not a gambler
but in a fight between a Jew and a Mick/Paddy, I know who I would
back. The apple never phalls phar phrom the tree and there must be
some benefit to inheriting Susie DNA.
Ah, you mean the sheer bulk!
Ah no. I meant the phight. There must be something behind the slogan
"Phighting Irish".
Usually as a result of "Drunken Irish". The half-jew b'rat is
probably a bit young for drunken brawls.
Ah and I thought it was to do with their indomitable spirit.
Their indomitable spirit comes from bottles, so it does, to be sure.
I bet Susie drinks.
A sure bet, if ever there was one.
My kinda gamble!
Character building, it's
known in the trade.
I call it cruel. Double schooling, especially if the second school is
unnecessary, will harm a child's emotional development. It also cuts
down on free time to play and bond with other local children.
You mean the schvartzes? That's probably the whole idea!
Knowing how bigoted Susie is, I mean any other child. Remember, this
is the person who wanted to report a Muslim to the authorities because
he was getting his end away with a Jewish girl.
Shame, shame!
Too right! Susie should be for promoting cross-community relations.
Revel in the wondrous mosaic of diversity!
Exactly. Perhaps she should move to London and enjoy the diversity of
this great city.
Parts of it are apparently so full of victims of diversity that
they're not diverse any more!
I know. The Notting Hill Carnival gets whiter every year!
I would also have suggested Paris, another wonderfully diverse city,
but there are no Krispy Kreme stores in Paris, or indeed in the whole
of Eternal France. No wonder the Americans hate us.
Also, Susie would be afraid to travel on the RER in case she was
attacked by 6 men of North African appearance and they drew swastikas
on her ample stomach while everyone else on the train ignored what was
happening.
Could *anyone* mistake Suzy for a jew with those freckles and that WC
Fields nose?
Didn't she have rhinoplasty a few years ago?
Actually I suspect that is Susie's plan and that she does not want her
kids playing with local Christian or Muslim children.
For fear of missionising?
I don't believe a young child would worry about converting the Rumain
children to their religion but hey, who knows how Susie's mind works?
Missionisers are everywhere! Phorewarned is phorearmed!
And the phorearm phollows the phist.
Phuriously!
Now that is phrightening.
Especially as Rumain doesn't even phancy her!
Smart guy but I guess he needed that Green Card.
I was dead tired. I probably should not even have been
driving, because I could *feel* slower than usual. The case in point
was the intersection before the last turn to her school. There are
opposing turning lanes where a driver can pull right into the
intersection so as to make the light without blocking any oncoming
traffic. And, normally, I'm right up there, because I sure hate
drivers who snooze through the opportunity to lessen the traffic. But
not today. In fact, I was in the process of telling myself, "Hey,
dummy, MOVE UP!", and putting my foot on the gas, when a driver in the
oncoming lane whipped around the truck in front of him, into the turn
lane and flew right back into the original lane (Ah, for a policeman
in the area....).
If I had been alert, I would have been dead.
Her dumbness saved her life.
Damn. Oh well, there's always tomorrow.
Ah now it is not very Christian to wish death on people, and before
anyone butts in and claims we wished death on georgie, that is a lie.
His death was kismet. We only wanted to make money off his misfortune.
And one of us did!
You bet!
So do I.
Granted, the Hubby (tm) said that if I had already been up there, the
guy wouldn't have done such a stupid thing, BUT, if I had been only
*slightly* less slow, and actually moved the car rather than just
started to put my foot down, I think I would have been gone, and
PuppyBoy with me. If only because it was the Hubby (tm)'s car, and not
my tank.
She needs a tank to haul her phatass.
And, as you see, she admitted it!
I bet she shoots at Muslim children from her tank.
A skill that would go down well in 'Israel' if they ever let her in.
After their pathetic showing against Hez, the IDF need new blood and
what Susie lacks in mobility is offset by her gusto.
But then Hezbollah do seem to have quite effective anti-tank weapons.
I'll say. However, the armour-plating on a Merkava is one thing and
not as durable as Susie's phat pasty white *****!
Phire at will!
And if Deborah was also in her tank, she could scoop up the body parts
for one of her hot pots.
A jew member of the corvine family?
Well, there is a similarity there. Must be the long black dress.
<snipped>
What the phuck is she picking up round challahs for jew new year for?
WTPH is a round challah? Is that like a round of golf?
Some kind of bizarre jew bread, I think. Made so you can break it
without having to use a knife on the jew sabbath.
Well that makes very little sense, as using a knife and breaking bread
with your hands both involve work.
Would it not make more sense to buy sliced bread?
It's probably against jew law or something.
That seems to be a tricky one. Pre-sliced bread is illegal and so is
using a knife to slice unsliced bread. Perhaps it is a good thing that
there are Shabbos Goys like Jim E and Moos!
Someone is always willing to step up and do the dirty deed!
Slicing bread is dirty?
G-d seems to say so if it happens to be a Saturday.
I would think God has more pressing things to worry about than sliced
bread.
She should be
keeping her house tidy instead of waddling across the fairways like a
fat, pasty version of Tiger Woods.
Does she think she's jewish or something?
I dunno but I bet there will be a hole in one tonight!
BINGO!
Well, that's one use for a putter!
Straight into the bunker!
I heard that giorgio used to play golf. Someone in the clubhouse asked
him what his handicap was, to which he replied "bladder cancer, severe
allergies, interstitial cystitis, a hyatal hernia, tendonitis,
epichondryl condritis, and chronic bronchitis."
And then he died. LOL
You bet. In fact, we all did and he died a moment too soon.
Hey guess what? Remember that k00k Harry, who claimed he was a plod?
Oh yes!
Well I think he has turned up in a.s.s.a. The invective is the same
and the funniest part is that if I am correct, he is posting under the
nym of "YID ARMY"!
What's a.s.s.a? Should I join? LOL
alt.sports.soccer.arsenal and I'm sure it's him.
--
amicalement,
Daniel
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| Title: Re: Thrift Store Suzy (was Re: Wedding update: was Shabbos candles) |
30 Sep 2006 09:34:42 AM |
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On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 14:57:47 +0100, Daniel Bernard <bad@bad.one>
wrote:
On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:55:00 GMT, (The
Re'vr''ddd) wrote:
<snipped>
All fun and games at the Home Office huh? Bunch of fucking jokers!
Phor real.
And then the government complain about illegals and the threat of
terrorism from dodgy asylum seekers.
The right hand apparently has no idea what the left hand is doing.
<snipped>
That's cruel of them but to be expected. Picking on girls is perfect
training for when the kids at that school grow up, colonise the West
Bank and shoot Palestinian schoolgirls.
The same phate awaits Baby Cohen when it's old enough for jew school.
Surely you mean Baby Rumain?
Suzy won't let it use that name - not jewish enough!
Well, I guess in the original Russian it was Rumiantsev so maybe she
can get him to switch back.
Funny that Puppy Boy and Wombat Girl aren't really jew names...
Yeah they did strike me as rather odd names.
Still, it beats naming one's b'rats after members of the royal family.
Perhaps Puppy Boy is called Edward? I've still got money on him being
called Ariel or Daniel.
Well, Wombat Girl is Anne Elizabeth (how did they get those names
through a jew baptism?) so it's anyone's guess!
Anyway, those kids should be careful who they bully. I'm not a gambler
but in a fight between a Jew and a Mick/Paddy, I know who I would
back. The apple never phalls phar phrom the tree and there must be
some benefit to inheriting Susie DNA.
Ah, you mean the sheer bulk!
Ah no. I meant the phight. There must be something behind the slogan
"Phighting Irish".
Usually as a result of "Drunken Irish". The half-jew b'rat is
probably a bit young for drunken brawls.
Ah and I thought it was to do with their indomitable spirit.
Their indomitable spirit comes from bottles, so it does, to be sure.
I bet Susie drinks.
A sure bet, if ever there was one.
My kinda gamble!
You bet!
Character building, it's
known in the trade.
I call it cruel. Double schooling, especially if the second school is
unnecessary, will harm a child's emotional development. It also cuts
down on free time to play and bond with other local children.
You mean the schvartzes? That's probably the whole idea!
Knowing how bigoted Susie is, I mean any other child. Remember, this
is the person who wanted to report a Muslim to the authorities because
he was getting his end away with a Jewish girl.
Shame, shame!
Too right! Susie should be for promoting cross-community relations.
Revel in the wondrous mosaic of diversity!
Exactly. Perhaps she should move to London and enjoy the diversity of
this great city.
Parts of it are apparently so full of victims of diversity that
they're not diverse any more!
I know. The Notting Hill Carnival gets whiter every year!
I was thinking of a shithole like New Cross, which is so full of these
diversity people that it's almost homogenous!
I would also have suggested Paris, another wonderfully diverse city,
but there are no Krispy Kreme stores in Paris, or indeed in the whole
of Eternal France. No wonder the Americans hate us.
Also, Susie would be afraid to travel on the RER in case she was
attacked by 6 men of North African appearance and they drew swastikas
on her ample stomach while everyone else on the train ignored what was
happening.
Could *anyone* mistake Suzy for a jew with those freckles and that WC
Fields nose?
Didn't she have rhinoplasty a few years ago?
Ah, you mean a nose job? I think ongoing liposuction is more likely!
Actually I suspect that is Susie's plan and that she does not want her
kids playing with local Christian or Muslim children.
For fear of missionising?
I don't believe a young child would worry about converting the Rumain
children to their religion but hey, who knows how Susie's mind works?
Missionisers are everywhere! Phorewarned is phorearmed!
And the phorearm phollows the phist.
Phuriously!
Now that is phrightening.
Especially as Rumain doesn't even phancy her!
Smart guy but I guess he needed that Green Card.
The lengths to which desperate people will go...
I was dead tired. I probably should not even have been
driving, because I could *feel* slower than usual. The case in point
was the intersection before the last turn to her school. There are
opposing turning lanes where a driver can pull right into the
intersection so as to make the light without blocking any oncoming
traffic. And, normally, I'm right up there, because I sure hate
drivers who snooze through the opportunity to lessen the traffic. But
not today. In fact, I was in the process of telling myself, "Hey,
dummy, MOVE UP!", and putting my foot on the gas, when a driver in the
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