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Virgin girls may want to "break themselves in" |
Girls should also be careful not to masturbate with anything biological
such as a chicken bone which could have bacteria, or leave behind
biodegradable products which could infect the vagina. Virgin girls,
ages 14 and up may wish to buy a vibrator or a ***** so that they can
"break themselves in" gently on their own. Then their first sexual
experience will not be painful. Also, nothing stuck in the ***** should
ever be stuck in the vagina without first washing it off. The Jack
Rabbit vibrator can be bought online for $24 at the following website:
http://www.ashleysextoys.com/store/displayreviews.asp?PRODUCT_ID=gwse0610_00
It is reportedly the best vibrator on the planet.
It's also probably a good idea to give boys ages 14 and up access to
porno, and perhaps the fleshlight, http://www.fleshlight.com. Teenagers
of both sexes should be given plenty of condoms, and teenage girls
should have access to birth control.
There are only 4 main methods of pregnancy prevention:
1. Condoms
2. Birth Control pills/Depraprovera/IUD/Progestin/Hormone
3. Pull-out method
4. Female barrier method such as diaphragm or sponge
At least TWO of these methods should be used by all teenagers (and
perhaps everybody) who have sex, one of which should preferably be
condoms for people who are not in a long-term monogamous relationship.
Human beings become sexual by age 14. People under 18 should only have
sex with those who are within 3 years of age of them. If teenagers
aren't having sex, their only alternative is to masturbate, and we have
seen that sex is healthier. A caveat would be positive, happy,
healthy, and hopefully loving sex. It is highly unrealistic to except
teenagers or anyone to go without sex for four years. Thus all
teenagers should have double or queen size beds so their girlfriends or
boyfriends can sleep over. As an aside, they should also be given
freedoms such as cars and private entrances which will allow them to
learn to be like adults so they will be ready for the real world. Of
course, some troublemakers may require more adult supervision.....
Drugs, bad grades in school, vandalism, or anything illegal.
Also, remember to wash several times before sex! Swishing with
mouthwash or hard alcohol before kissing may help as well.
Sex is merely french kissing, coitus, and having the skin of your body
against one another. So uhm...... I just wanted to make that point.
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| User: "spunge" |
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| Title: Re: Virgin girls may want to "break themselves in" |
13 Sep 2005 11:19:18 AM |
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<essentialsexinfo3@rock.com> wrote in message
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Girls should also be careful not to masturbate with anything biological
such as a chicken bone which could have bacteria, or leave behind
biodegradable products which could infect the vagina. Virgin girls,
ages 14 and up may wish to buy a vibrator or a ***** so that they can
"break themselves in" gently on their own. Then their first sexual
experience will not be painful. Also, nothing stuck in the ***** should
ever be stuck in the vagina without first washing it off.
<snip spam post>
Where's a 14-year-old gonna buy a vibrator? Steal the 'rents credit card
and buy online? You have to be 21 to go into a sex shop anyway.
If a kid sticks a chicken bone up her cootch, she's got a bigger problem
then horniness.
Dumbass.
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| User: "Loner" |
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| Title: Re: Virgin girls may want to "break themselves in" |
13 Sep 2005 10:35:05 PM |
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"spunge" <sp1unge@spunge.org> wrote in message
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<essentialsexinfo3@rock.com> wrote in message
news:1126604663.266345.102020@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Girls should also be careful not to masturbate with anything biological
such as a chicken bone which could have bacteria, or leave behind
biodegradable products which could infect the vagina. Virgin girls,
ages 14 and up may wish to buy a vibrator or a ***** so that they can
"break themselves in" gently on their own. Then their first sexual
experience will not be painful. Also, nothing stuck in the ***** should
ever be stuck in the vagina without first washing it off.
<snip spam post>
Where's a 14-year-old gonna buy a vibrator? Steal the 'rents credit card
and buy online? You have to be 21 to go into a sex shop anyway.
If a kid sticks a chicken bone up her cootch, she's got a bigger problem
then horniness.
Dumbass.
I question what would they need them in the first place? I once watched a
TV show were a woman confessed to putting a cucumber up her cootch. As for
buying online it's a good possibilty. Some 14 year olds have there own
credit cars. My question is how would they get it past there parents? Have
it delivered to an alternate address? If so were? When I was that age I
didn't have any possible alternative addresses. It was my parents address
or my parents addres. As for a credit card I didn't get one until I was
almost 20. At the same time I really didn't want one!
Loner
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| User: "Nobody News" |
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| Title: Re: Virgin girls may want to "break themselves in" |
14 Sep 2005 01:51:47 PM |
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"Loner" <Astory@NOshitexeculink.com> wrote in message
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"spunge" <sp1unge@spunge.org> wrote in message
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<essentialsexinfo3@rock.com> wrote in message
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Girls should also be careful not to masturbate with anything biological
such as a chicken bone which could have bacteria, or leave behind
biodegradable products which could infect the vagina. Virgin girls,
ages 14 and up may wish to buy a vibrator or a ***** so that they can
"break themselves in" gently on their own. Then their first sexual
experience will not be painful. Also, nothing stuck in the ***** should
ever be stuck in the vagina without first washing it off.
<snip spam post>
Where's a 14-year-old gonna buy a vibrator? Steal the 'rents credit card
and buy online? You have to be 21 to go into a sex shop anyway.
If a kid sticks a chicken bone up her cootch, she's got a bigger problem
then horniness.
Dumbass.
I question what would they need them in the first place? I once watched a
TV show were a woman confessed to putting a cucumber up her cootch. As
for buying online it's a good possibilty. Some 14 year olds have there
own credit cars. My question is how would they get it past there parents?
Have it delivered to an alternate address? If so were? When I was that
age I didn't have any possible alternative addresses. It was my parents
address or my parents addres. As for a credit card I didn't get one until
I was almost 20. At the same time I really didn't want one!
Loner
or you could be lucky and your parents have no problem with it and buy for
you what you need like mine did. that is the advantage of parents that still
know how they felt when they were young and don't want to make the same
mistakes as there parents did condoms were available and so was Birth
Control pills and if you needed a tool you could get it to with no questions
asked.
thank god for a free life.
Nobody
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| User: "Loner" |
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| Title: Re: Virgin girls may want to "break themselves in" |
15 Sep 2005 01:32:02 AM |
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"Nobody News" <Nobody_News@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"Loner" <Astory@NOshitexeculink.com> wrote in message
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I question what would they need them in the first place? I once watched a
TV show were a woman confessed to putting a cucumber up her cootch. As
for buying online it's a good possibilty. Some 14 year olds have there
own credit cars. My question is how would they get it past there parents?
Have it delivered to an alternate address? If so were? When I was that
age I didn't have any possible alternative addresses. It was my parents
address or my parents addres. As for a credit card I didn't get one until
I was almost 20. At the same time I really didn't want one!
Loner
or you could be lucky and your parents have no problem with it and buy for
you what you need like mine did. that is the advantage of parents that
still know how they felt when they were young and don't want to make the
same mistakes as there parents did condoms were available and so was Birth
Control pills and if you needed a tool you could get it to with no
questions asked.
thank god for a free life.
Nobody
My parents never really had a problem with getting me the tools I needed for
things. My mom once said to me, if I had been a born a girl I would have
been given access to birth control as soon as I was of child-bearing age. I
have never needed any form of birth control because I haven't really been
involved with anyone.
I have to repeat what you said: "Thank god for a free life."
Loner
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| User: "stePH" |
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| Title: Re: Virgin girls may want to "break themselves in" |
13 Sep 2005 10:48:46 PM |
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I question what would they need them in the first place? I once watched a
TV show were a woman confessed to putting a cucumber up her cootch.
A lot of people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable
kingdom ....
stePH
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GoogleGroups licks balls.
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| User: "The Rocket Scientist" |
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14 Sep 2005 03:22:03 PM |
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stePH wrote:
I question what would they need them in the first place? I once watched a
TV show were a woman confessed to putting a cucumber up her cootch.
A lot of people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable
kingdom ....
Oh no! Can you see them responding? The
pumpkin is breathing hard...h-h-h-h
h-h-h-H-H-H-H-H-H-H - H - HHHHHHHHHHHH!
(what a pumpkin!)
Bill Sullivan
"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly
enforced" - Frank Zappa
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| User: "stePH" |
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| Title: Re: Virgin girls may want to "break themselves in" |
15 Sep 2005 08:32:45 AM |
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Call any vegetable! Pick up your phone!
Think of a vegetable, lonely at home!
stePH
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GoogleGroups licks balls.
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| User: "Ray Fischer" |
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| Title: Re: Virgin girls may want to "break themselves in" |
15 Sep 2005 03:08:15 AM |
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The Rocket Scientist <bill.the.rocket.scientist@gmail.com> wrote:
stePH wrote:
I question what would they need them in the first place? I once watched a
TV show were a woman confessed to putting a cucumber up her cootch.
A lot of people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable
kingdom ....
Oh no! Can you see them responding? The
pumpkin is breathing hard...h-h-h-h
h-h-h-H-H-H-H-H-H-H - H - HHHHHHHHHHHH!
(what a pumpkin!)
I'm sure Sen. Frist will see in the pumpkin's action some awareness
and attempt to communicate.
--
Ray Fischer
rfischer@sonic.net
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| User: "LC" |
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| Title: Re: Virgin girls may want to "break themselves in" |
15 Sep 2005 09:18:27 AM |
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"Ray Fischer" <rfischer@bolt.sonic.net> wrote in message
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The Rocket Scientist <bill.the.rocket.scientist@gmail.com> wrote:
stePH wrote:
I question what would they need them in the first place? I once
watched a
TV show were a woman confessed to putting a cucumber up her cootch.
A lot of people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable
kingdom ....
Oh no! Can you see them responding? The
pumpkin is breathing hard...h-h-h-h
h-h-h-H-H-H-H-H-H-H - H - HHHHHHHHHHHH!
(what a pumpkin!)
I'm sure Sen. Frist will see in the pumpkin's action some awareness
and attempt to communicate.
<g>
Touche'!
--
Ray Fischer
rfischer@sonic.net
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Virgin girls may want to "break themselves in" |
15 Sep 2005 12:49:32 AM |
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I would suggest go for birth control patch method.
I have used Alesse.
"Alesse
(http://www.epsdrugstore.com/Birth-control-Alesse-generic.htm)is one of
the most effective methods for birth control (99% effective when taken
as directed). "
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| User: "Saul_Sabia" |
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13 Sep 2005 06:52:43 PM |
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There are only 4 main methods of pregnancy prevention:
1. Condoms
2. Birth Control pills/Depraprovera/IUD/Progestin/Hormone
3. Pull-out method
4. Female barrier method such as diaphragm or sponge
You forgot abstinence.
Saul
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| User: "Loner" |
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| Title: Re: Virgin girls may want to "break themselves in" |
13 Sep 2005 10:36:00 PM |
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"Saul_Sabia" <saul_sabia@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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There are only 4 main methods of pregnancy prevention:
1. Condoms
2. Birth Control pills/Depraprovera/IUD/Progestin/Hormone
3. Pull-out method
4. Female barrier method such as diaphragm or sponge
You forgot abstinence.
Saul
It seems not to many people both male and female want to use that method.
Abstinence.
Loner
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| User: "" |
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14 Sep 2005 03:55:13 PM |
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Saul_Sabia wrote:
There are only 4 main methods of pregnancy prevention:
1. Condoms
2. Birth Control pills/Depraprovera/IUD/Progestin/Hormone
3. Pull-out method
4. Female barrier method such as diaphragm or sponge
You forgot abstinence.
Saul
And you can prevent obesity by not eating...ever, but I wouldn't
recommend it as a solution. Pregnancy is the problem, not sexuality.
Kevin
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| User: "" |
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13 Sep 2005 10:01:41 PM |
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Saul_Sabia wrote:
There are only 4 main methods of pregnancy prevention:
1. Condoms
2. Birth Control pills/Depraprovera/IUD/Progestin/Hormone
3. Pull-out method
4. Female barrier method such as diaphragm or sponge
You forgot abstinence.
Not to mention that #3 is a nearly worthless "method" of birth-control
(there's a lot of past users of that method who now call themselves
"Mom").
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| User: "David Eckard" |
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| Title: Re: Virgin girls may want to "break themselves in" |
14 Sep 2005 11:59:54 AM |
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On Wed, 14 Sep 2005 03:01:41 UTC, wrote:
Saul_Sabia wrote:
There are only 4 main methods of pregnancy prevention:
1. Condoms
2. Birth Control pills/Depraprovera/IUD/Progestin/Hormone
3. Pull-out method
4. Female barrier method such as diaphragm or sponge
You forgot abstinence.
Not to mention that #3 is a nearly worthless "method" of birth-control
(there's a lot of past users of that method who now call themselves
"Mom").
and number 6 is the rhythm method. That is, have sex when not
ovulating. Women that practice this method are known as mothers.
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| User: "Johnny" |
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15 Sep 2005 11:38:16 AM |
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So, you gonna fork over the cash for all these gifts?
If not, then SCHWEIG, YETZT!
Your pinko, commie, ***** post is condemnable.
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| User: "Nobody News" |
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15 Sep 2005 04:15:53 PM |
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"Johnny" <wxpprofessional@msn.com> wrote in message
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So, you gonna fork over the cash for all these gifts?
If not, then SCHWEIG, YETZT!
Your pinko, commie, ***** post is condemnable.
for who is this remark posted ?
Nobody
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| User: "Pr0r3p" |
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15 Sep 2005 03:05:26 PM |
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Johnny wrote:
So, you gonna fork over the cash for all these gifts?
If not, then SCHWEIG, YETZT!
Your pinko, commie, ***** post is condemnable.
Johnny's still obsessing over homosexuals while denying his own
homosexuality.
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