Science > Abortion > What do 'gay parents' tell their kids when they ask...
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"Austin Sweevo" |
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29 Feb 2004 09:15:06 PM |
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What do 'gay parents' tell their kids when they ask... |
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
Possible ***** answer: We rubbed our groins together and the friction
created smoke, and puff, you were created.
I suppose the kid can be told the truth.
Gay boy: 'Oh, doug and i couldn't have you together though we did try
very hard. so i paid a woman to have sex with me. Eeewww, I nearly
puked so I closed my eyes and pretended my thing was up doug's *****
instead of, egad, a vagina. And, when you were born, we paid the woman
off and pretended you squeezed out of doug's *****'.
*****: "Well, there was this guy and I let him do me though i nearly
puked. But it wasn't so bad because me and my wife--your OTHER
mother--put a shawl over the man while your mother stood behind him
and went thru the motions like SHE was doing me. And that's how you
were created".
"But where is my papa?"
"Oh, he just took and left."
"But he gave life to me. doesn't he care who I am?"
"No, men are *****, which is why me and your mother had you, without a
man."
"But, a man was involved, you said."
"A mere technicality! You gonna let some b.s. technicality get in the
way of truth?"
"Oh, mommy, that's so wonderful. I wuv you!"
"I love you too, but how about calling me daddy instead."
"But you are a woman"
"Nah, i feel a little butch today. Today I'm daddy, tomorrow I'll be
mommy, and wednesday I'm be a dammy."
"Oh, dammy, i wuv you."
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That's progress for ya.
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| User: "kgbad024" |
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03 Mar 2004 03:41:19 PM |
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"Austin Sweevo" <austin@sweevo.cjb.net> wrote in message news:<20040301031506.D63F55F659@outpost.zedz.net>...
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
Possible ***** answer: We rubbed our groins together and the friction
created smoke, and puff, you were created.
I suppose the kid can be told the truth.
Gay boy: 'Oh, doug and i couldn't have you together though we did try
very hard. so i paid a woman to have sex with me. Eeewww, I nearly
puked so I closed my eyes and pretended my thing was up doug's *****
instead of, egad, a vagina. And, when you were born, we paid the woman
off and pretended you squeezed out of doug's *****'.
*****: "Well, there was this guy and I let him do me though i nearly
puked. But it wasn't so bad because me and my wife--your OTHER
mother--put a shawl over the man while your mother stood behind him
and went thru the motions like SHE was doing me. And that's how you
were created".
"But where is my papa?"
"Oh, he just took and left."
"But he gave life to me. doesn't he care who I am?"
"No, men are *****, which is why me and your mother had you, without a
man."
"But, a man was involved, you said."
"A mere technicality! You gonna let some b.s. technicality get in the
way of truth?"
"Oh, mommy, that's so wonderful. I wuv you!"
"I love you too, but how about calling me daddy instead."
"But you are a woman"
"Nah, i feel a little butch today. Today I'm daddy, tomorrow I'll be
mommy, and wednesday I'm be a dammy."
"Oh, dammy, i wuv you."
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That's progress for ya.
OMG LMAO now that was too funny
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| User: "Thom E. Illfigure somewhere in space@ .com" |
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29 Feb 2004 10:12:23 PM |
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Fucking Answer is simple...From the Adoption Center ...where else... !
TI
"Austin Sweevo" <austin@sweevo.cjb.net> wrote in message
news:20040301031506.D63F55F659@outpost.zedz.net...
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
Possible ***** answer: We rubbed our groins together and the friction
created smoke, and puff, you were created.
I suppose the kid can be told the truth.
Gay boy: 'Oh, doug and i couldn't have you together though we did try
very hard. so i paid a woman to have sex with me. Eeewww, I nearly
puked so I closed my eyes and pretended my thing was up doug's *****
instead of, egad, a vagina. And, when you were born, we paid the woman
off and pretended you squeezed out of doug's *****'.
*****: "Well, there was this guy and I let him do me though i nearly
puked. But it wasn't so bad because me and my wife--your OTHER
mother--put a shawl over the man while your mother stood behind him
and went thru the motions like SHE was doing me. And that's how you
were created".
"But where is my papa?"
"Oh, he just took and left."
"But he gave life to me. doesn't he care who I am?"
"No, men are *****, which is why me and your mother had you, without a
man."
"But, a man was involved, you said."
"A mere technicality! You gonna let some b.s. technicality get in the
way of truth?"
"Oh, mommy, that's so wonderful. I wuv you!"
"I love you too, but how about calling me daddy instead."
"But you are a woman"
"Nah, i feel a little butch today. Today I'm daddy, tomorrow I'll be
mommy, and wednesday I'm be a dammy."
"Oh, dammy, i wuv you."
----
That's progress for ya.
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| User: "James Riske james_riske@mail15_dot_com" |
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| Title: Re: What do 'gay parents' tell their kids when they ask... |
01 Mar 2004 08:22:03 AM |
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On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 04:15:06 +0100 (CET), "Austin Sweevo"
<austin@sweevo.cjb.net> wrote:
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
Possible ***** answer: We rubbed our groins together and the friction
created smoke, and puff, you were created.
I suppose the kid can be told the truth.
Gay boy: 'Oh, doug and i couldn't have you together though we did try
very hard. so i paid a woman to have sex with me. Eeewww, I nearly
puked so I closed my eyes and pretended my thing was up doug's *****
instead of, egad, a vagina. And, when you were born, we paid the woman
off and pretended you squeezed out of doug's *****'.
*****: "Well, there was this guy and I let him do me though i nearly
puked. But it wasn't so bad because me and my wife--your OTHER
mother--put a shawl over the man while your mother stood behind him
and went thru the motions like SHE was doing me. And that's how you
were created".
"But where is my papa?"
"Oh, he just took and left."
"But he gave life to me. doesn't he care who I am?"
"No, men are *****, which is why me and your mother had you, without a
man."
"But, a man was involved, you said."
"A mere technicality! You gonna let some b.s. technicality get in the
way of truth?"
"Oh, mommy, that's so wonderful. I wuv you!"
"I love you too, but how about calling me daddy instead."
"But you are a woman"
"Nah, i feel a little butch today. Today I'm daddy, tomorrow I'll be
mommy, and wednesday I'm be a dammy."
"Oh, dammy, i wuv you."
----
That's progress for ya.
hahahahahahahahah
hahaha
hahahahha
--
"Now I want you to remember that no ***** ever won a war by dying for his country.
You won it by making the other poor dumb ***** die for his country."
-- General George S. Patton, Jr.
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| User: "W.Syme" |
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01 Mar 2004 04:12:18 AM |
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On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 04:15:06 +0100 (CET), "Austin Sweevo"
<austin@sweevo.cjb.net> wrote:
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
I've never seen anyone that's so obviously a closet gay as this
poster. It's just radiating from the screen. It's time you got to
terms with what you are, darling.
--
Where are the goblins?
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| User: "James Riske james_riske@mail15_dot_com" |
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01 Mar 2004 08:23:30 AM |
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On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 10:12:18 GMT, W.Syme <w.syme.killspam@hotpop.com>
wrote:
On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 04:15:06 +0100 (CET), "Austin Sweevo"
<austin@sweevo.cjb.net> wrote:
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
I've never seen anyone that's so obviously a closet gay as this
poster. It's just radiating from the screen. It's time you got to
terms with what you are, darling.
Oh and I suppose that anyone who despises pedophiles is also a closet
pedophile?
And anyone who despises people that engage in beastality has sex with
animals?
My god you filthy faggots sure are a stupid bunch of freaks.
So noted.
--
"Now I want you to remember that no ***** ever won a war by dying for his country.
You won it by making the other poor dumb ***** die for his country."
-- General George S. Patton, Jr.
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| User: "Ray Fischer" |
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| Title: Re: What do 'gay parents' tell their kids when they ask... |
02 Mar 2004 01:20:17 AM |
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James Riske <james_riske@mail15_dot_com> wrote:
W.Syme <w.syme.killspam@hotpop.com>
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
I've never seen anyone that's so obviously a closet gay as this
poster. It's just radiating from the screen. It's time you got to
terms with what you are, darling.
Oh and I suppose that anyone who despises pedophiles is also a closet
pedophile?
And anyone who despises people that engage in beastality has sex with
animals?
My god you filthy faggots sure are a stupid bunch of freaks.
Hmm. I'd say that someone who obsesses about sex with children
is probably a closet pedophile.
You seem to obsess about other men have sex.
--
Ray Fischer
rfischer@sonic.net
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| User: "Sneechres" |
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03 Mar 2004 02:16:01 AM |
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(Ray Fischer) wrote in message news:<c21cjg$sut$1@bolt.sonic.net>...
James Riske <james_riske@mail15_dot_com> wrote:
W.Syme <w.syme.killspam@hotpop.com>
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
I've never seen anyone that's so obviously a closet gay as this
poster. It's just radiating from the screen. It's time you got to
terms with what you are, darling.
Oh and I suppose that anyone who despises pedophiles is also a closet
pedophile?
And anyone who despises people that engage in beastality has sex with
animals?
My god you filthy faggots sure are a stupid bunch of freaks.
Hmm. I'd say that someone who obsesses about sex with children
is probably a closet pedophile.
You seem to obsess about other men have sex.
So why is that wrong? If it's not wrong for two men to engage in anal
sex, wouldn't being obsessed with the idea be even more benign?
To quote a friend of mine:
"People who are happy and healthy do not make assumptions of value
about their own behaviors and desires (which they're supposedly happy
about) in a way that allows them to use them as an insult against
others. E.g., I have yet to see an Orthodox Jew claim that any
interest in or knowledge about Judaism is an unhealthy obsession."
--CJW
--S
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| User: "Ray Fischer" |
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03 Mar 2004 11:23:46 PM |
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Sneechres <sneechres@yahoo.com> wrote:
rfischer@bolt.sonic.net (Ray Fischer) wrote in message news:<c21cjg$sut$1@bolt.sonic.net>...
James Riske <james_riske@mail15_dot_com> wrote:
W.Syme <w.syme.killspam@hotpop.com>
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
I've never seen anyone that's so obviously a closet gay as this
poster. It's just radiating from the screen. It's time you got to
terms with what you are, darling.
Oh and I suppose that anyone who despises pedophiles is also a closet
pedophile?
And anyone who despises people that engage in beastality has sex with
animals?
My god you filthy faggots sure are a stupid bunch of freaks.
Hmm. I'd say that someone who obsesses about sex with children
is probably a closet pedophile.
You seem to obsess about other men have sex.
So why is that wrong?
Where did I say it was "wrong"?
--
Ray Fischer
rfischer@sonic.net
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| User: "Sneechres" |
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05 Mar 2004 02:05:32 PM |
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(Ray Fischer) wrote in message news:<c26eh2$1mf$1@bolt.sonic.net>...
Sneechres <sneechres@yahoo.com> wrote:
(Ray Fischer) wrote in message news:<c21cjg$sut$1@bolt.sonic.net>...
James Riske <james_riske@mail15_dot_com> wrote:
W.Syme <w.syme.killspam@hotpop.com>
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
I've never seen anyone that's so obviously a closet gay as this
poster. It's just radiating from the screen. It's time you got to
terms with what you are, darling.
Oh and I suppose that anyone who despises pedophiles is also a closet
pedophile?
And anyone who despises people that engage in beastality has sex with
animals?
My god you filthy faggots sure are a stupid bunch of freaks.
Hmm. I'd say that someone who obsesses about sex with children
is probably a closet pedophile.
You seem to obsess about other men have sex.
So why is that wrong?
Where did I say it was "wrong"?
The fact that you brought it up. Were you paying him a compliment?
You should have made that clear.
--S
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| User: "Snubis" |
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05 Mar 2004 02:45:56 PM |
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On Fri 05 Mar 2004 03:05:32p, (Sneechres) wrote in
news:1414fd53.0403051205.3c40423@posting.google.com:
rfischer@bolt.sonic.net (Ray Fischer) wrote in message
news:<c26eh2$1mf$1@bolt.sonic.net>...
Sneechres < > wrote:
rfischer@bolt.sonic.net (Ray Fischer) wrote in message
news:<c21cjg$sut$1@bolt.sonic.net>...
James Riske <james_riske@mail15_dot_com> wrote:
W.Syme <w.syme.killspam@hotpop.com>
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat
you out.
I've never seen anyone that's so obviously a closet gay as this
poster. It's just radiating from the screen. It's time you got to
terms with what you are, darling.
Oh and I suppose that anyone who despises pedophiles is also a
closet pedophile?
And anyone who despises people that engage in beastality has sex
with animals?
My god you filthy faggots sure are a stupid bunch of freaks.
Hmm. I'd say that someone who obsesses about sex with children
is probably a closet pedophile.
You seem to obsess about other men have sex.
So why is that wrong?
Where did I say it was "wrong"?
The fact that you brought it up. Were you paying him a compliment?
You should have made that clear.
The only thing clear about Ray is that he's a filthy lying *****
theophobe.
--
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| User: "ShrikeBack" |
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06 Mar 2004 09:59:27 AM |
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Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote in message news:<c4926f196880b86c4aae4b2c69f9d8e1@news.teranews.com>...
On Fri 05 Mar 2004 03:05:32p, (Sneechres) wrote in
news:1414fd53.0403051205.3c40423@posting.google.com:
rfischer@bolt.sonic.net (Ray Fischer) wrote in message
news:<c26eh2$1mf$1@bolt.sonic.net>...
Sneechres < > wrote:
rfischer@bolt.sonic.net (Ray Fischer) wrote in message
news:<c21cjg$sut$1@bolt.sonic.net>...
James Riske <james_riske@mail15_dot_com> wrote:
W.Syme <w.syme.killspam@hotpop.com>
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat
you out.
I've never seen anyone that's so obviously a closet gay as this
poster. It's just radiating from the screen. It's time you got to
terms with what you are, darling.
Oh and I suppose that anyone who despises pedophiles is also a
closet pedophile?
And anyone who despises people that engage in beastality has sex
with animals?
My god you filthy faggots sure are a stupid bunch of freaks.
Hmm. I'd say that someone who obsesses about sex with children
is probably a closet pedophile.
You seem to obsess about other men have sex.
So why is that wrong?
Where did I say it was "wrong"?
The fact that you brought it up. Were you paying him a compliment?
You should have made that clear.
The only thing clear about Ray is that he's a filthy lying *****
theophobe.
Theophobe: one who fears Gawd?
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| User: "Sneechres" |
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06 Mar 2004 10:55:45 AM |
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Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote in message news:<c4926f196880b86c4aae4b2c69f9d8e1@news.teranews.com>...
On Fri 05 Mar 2004 03:05:32p, (Sneechres) wrote in
news:1414fd53.0403051205.3c40423@posting.google.com:
rfischer@bolt.sonic.net (Ray Fischer) wrote in message
news:<c26eh2$1mf$1@bolt.sonic.net>...
Sneechres < > wrote:
rfischer@bolt.sonic.net (Ray Fischer) wrote in message
news:<c21cjg$sut$1@bolt.sonic.net>...
James Riske <james_riske@mail15_dot_com> wrote:
W.Syme <w.syme.killspam@hotpop.com>
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat
you out.
I've never seen anyone that's so obviously a closet gay as this
poster. It's just radiating from the screen. It's time you got to
terms with what you are, darling.
Oh and I suppose that anyone who despises pedophiles is also a
closet pedophile?
And anyone who despises people that engage in beastality has sex
with animals?
My god you filthy faggots sure are a stupid bunch of freaks.
Hmm. I'd say that someone who obsesses about sex with children
is probably a closet pedophile.
You seem to obsess about other men have sex.
So why is that wrong?
Where did I say it was "wrong"?
The fact that you brought it up. Were you paying him a compliment?
You should have made that clear.
The only thing clear about Ray is that he's a filthy lying *****
theophobe.
Well, that and nothing he says makes a lick of sense. His mind is
hopelessly corrupt.
--S
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| User: "Ray Fischer" |
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06 Mar 2004 12:55:42 AM |
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Sneechres <sneechres@yahoo.com> wrote:
rfischer@bolt.sonic.net (Ray Fischer) wrote in message news:<c26eh2$1mf$1@bolt.sonic.net>...
Sneechres <sneechres@yahoo.com> wrote:
rfischer@bolt.sonic.net (Ray Fischer) wrote in message news:<c21cjg$sut$1@bolt.sonic.net>...
James Riske <james_riske@mail15_dot_com> wrote:
W.Syme <w.syme.killspam@hotpop.com>
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
I've never seen anyone that's so obviously a closet gay as this
poster. It's just radiating from the screen. It's time you got to
terms with what you are, darling.
Oh and I suppose that anyone who despises pedophiles is also a closet
pedophile?
And anyone who despises people that engage in beastality has sex with
animals?
My god you filthy faggots sure are a stupid bunch of freaks.
Hmm. I'd say that someone who obsesses about sex with children
is probably a closet pedophile.
You seem to obsess about other men have sex.
So why is that wrong?
Where did I say it was "wrong"?
The fact that you brought it up.
You must have a lot of people telling you that you're wrong.
--
Ray Fischer
rfischer@sonic.net
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| User: "Sneechres" |
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06 Mar 2004 10:56:02 AM |
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(Ray Fischer) wrote in message news:<c2bsle$1am$1@bolt.sonic.net>...
Sneechres <sneechres@yahoo.com> wrote:
(Ray Fischer) wrote in message news:<c26eh2$1mf$1@bolt.sonic.net>...
Sneechres <sneechres@yahoo.com> wrote:
(Ray Fischer) wrote in message news:<c21cjg$sut$1@bolt.sonic.net>...
James Riske <james_riske@mail15_dot_com> wrote:
W.Syme <w.syme.killspam@hotpop.com>
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
I've never seen anyone that's so obviously a closet gay as this
poster. It's just radiating from the screen. It's time you got to
terms with what you are, darling.
Oh and I suppose that anyone who despises pedophiles is also a closet
pedophile?
And anyone who despises people that engage in beastality has sex with
animals?
My god you filthy faggots sure are a stupid bunch of freaks.
Hmm. I'd say that someone who obsesses about sex with children
is probably a closet pedophile.
You seem to obsess about other men have sex.
So why is that wrong?
Where did I say it was "wrong"?
The fact that you brought it up.
You must have a lot of people telling you that you're wrong.
Nope.
--S
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| User: "Snubis" |
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01 Mar 2004 08:54:12 AM |
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On Mon 01 Mar 2004 09:23:30a, James Riske <james_riske@mail15_dot_com>
wrote in news:loh640thb2qrjvb87ohgqfajnstl3qns4j@4ax.com:
On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 10:12:18 GMT, W.Syme <w.syme.killspam@hotpop.com>
wrote:
On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 04:15:06 +0100 (CET), "Austin Sweevo"
<austin@sweevo.cjb.net> wrote:
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
I've never seen anyone that's so obviously a closet gay as this
poster. It's just radiating from the screen. It's time you got to
terms with what you are, darling.
Oh and I suppose that anyone who despises pedophiles is also a closet
pedophile?
And anyone who despises people that engage in beastality has sex with
animals?
My god you filthy faggots sure are a stupid bunch of freaks.
Don't try to make sense out of the nonsensicle. Those faggots have had one
too many dicks in the *****.
--
€
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: What do 'gay parents' tell their kids when they ask... |
01 Mar 2004 02:20:10 PM |
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On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 14:54:12 GMT, Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote:
Don't try to make sense out of the nonsensicle. Those faggots have had one
too many dicks in the *****.
May I ask why you're so obsessed with the idea?
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| User: "James Riske james_riske@mail15_dot_com" |
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01 Mar 2004 06:15:55 PM |
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On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 20:20:10 GMT, raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com>
wrote:
On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 14:54:12 GMT, Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote:
Don't try to make sense out of the nonsensicle. Those faggots have had one
too many dicks in the *****.
May I ask why you're so obsessed with the idea?
Oh so now it's an 'obsession'.
My gawd you filthy faggots sure are stupid...
--
"Now I want you to remember that no ***** ever won a war by dying for his country.
You won it by making the other poor dumb ***** die for his country."
-- General George S. Patton, Jr.
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| User: "--sexkitten--" |
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01 Mar 2004 06:28:47 PM |
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James Riske wrote:
On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 20:20:10 GMT, raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com>
wrote:
On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 14:54:12 GMT, Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote:
Don't try to make sense out of the nonsensicle. Those faggots have had one
too many dicks in the *****.
May I ask why you're so obsessed with the idea?
Oh so now it's an 'obsession'.
My gawd you filthy faggots sure are stupid...
Well, you DO bring up dicks in asses a lot.
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: What do 'gay parents' tell their kids when they ask... |
01 Mar 2004 07:12:04 PM |
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On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 19:15:55 -0500, James Riske
<james_riske@mail15_dot_com> wrote:
On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 20:20:10 GMT, raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com>
wrote:
On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 14:54:12 GMT, Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote:
Don't try to make sense out of the nonsensicle. Those faggots have had one
too many dicks in the *****.
May I ask why you're so obsessed with the idea?
Oh so now it's an 'obsession'.
He certainly seems to keep harping on the topic.
My gawd you filthy faggots sure are stupid...
I'm happen to be straight; I'm just not an ignorant, bigoted fool like
you and "Snubis".
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| User: "John Pertwee" |
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| Title: Re: What do 'gay parents' tell their kids when they ask... |
01 Mar 2004 07:32:45 PM |
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On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 14:54:12 GMT, Snubis <snubis@wp.pl> wrote:
On Mon 01 Mar 2004 09:23:30a, James Riske <james_riske@mail15_dot_com>
wrote in news:loh640thb2qrjvb87ohgqfajnstl3qns4j@4ax.com:
On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 10:12:18 GMT, W.Syme <w.syme.killspam@hotpop.com>
wrote:
On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 04:15:06 +0100 (CET), "Austin Sweevo"
<austin@sweevo.cjb.net> wrote:
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
I've never seen anyone that's so obviously a closet gay as this
poster. It's just radiating from the screen. It's time you got to
terms with what you are, darling.
Oh and I suppose that anyone who despises pedophiles is also a closet
pedophile?
And anyone who despises people that engage in beastality has sex with
animals?
My god you filthy faggots sure are a stupid bunch of freaks.
Don't try to make sense out of the nonsensicle. Those faggots have had one
too many dicks in the *****.
"One" is one too many...
Verily!
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| User: "W.Syme" |
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| Title: Re: What do 'gay parents' tell their kids when they ask... |
01 Mar 2004 08:23:00 AM |
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On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 09:23:30 -0500, James Riske
<james_riske@mail15_dot_com> wrote:
I've never seen anyone that's so obviously a closet gay as this
poster. It's just radiating from the screen. It's time you got to
terms with what you are, darling.
Oh and I suppose that anyone who despises pedophiles is also a closet
pedophile?
And anyone who despises people that engage in beastality has sex with
animals?
My god you filthy faggots sure are a stupid bunch of freaks.
So noted.
Bwhuwhaahaa...you guys are so easy.
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Where are the goblins?
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| User: "The Church of The Painful Truth" |
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| Title: Re: What do 'gay parents' tell their kids when they ask... |
29 Feb 2004 09:25:13 PM |
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ROFL
"Austin Sweevo" <austin@sweevo.cjb.net> wrote in message
news:20040301031506.D63F55F659@outpost.zedz.net...
"Mommy mommy(or daddy daddy), where do babies come from?"
Possible gay answer: Oh, doug shot his load up my arse and I shat you
out.
Possible ***** answer: We rubbed our groins together and the friction
created smoke, and puff, you were created.
I suppose the kid can be told the truth.
Gay boy: 'Oh, doug and i couldn't have you together though we did try
very hard. so i paid a woman to have sex with me. Eeewww, I nearly
puked so I closed my eyes and pretended my thing was up doug's *****
instead of, egad, a vagina. And, when you were born, we paid the woman
off and pretended you squeezed out of doug's *****'.
*****: "Well, there was this guy and I let him do me though i nearly
puked. But it wasn't so bad because me and my wife--your OTHER
mother--put a shawl over the man while your mother stood behind him
and went thru the motions like SHE was doing me. And that's how you
were created".
"But where is my papa?"
"Oh, he just took and left."
"But he gave life to me. doesn't he care who I am?"
"No, men are *****, which is why me and your mother had you, without a
man."
"But, a man was involved, you said."
"A mere technicality! You gonna let some b.s. technicality get in the
way of truth?"
"Oh, mommy, that's so wonderful. I wuv you!"
"I love you too, but how about calling me daddy instead."
"But you are a woman"
"Nah, i feel a little butch today. Today I'm daddy, tomorrow I'll be
mommy, and wednesday I'm be a dammy."
"Oh, dammy, i wuv you."
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That's progress for ya.
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