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Religions > Atheism |
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"Yjk Ooo" |
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18 Nov 2003 10:52:17 PM |
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--- Death means... |
<?>---said:
"The Christian does not consider death to be the end of his life, but
the end of his troubles."
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: --- Death means... |
19 Nov 2003 12:18:07 AM |
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"Yjk Ooo" <yjkoooo@webtv.net> wrote in message
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<?>---said:
"The Christian does not consider death to be the end of his life, but
the end of his troubles."
Unless, of course, he finds himself in Hell, in which case his troubles are
only beginning. <G>
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| User: "Steve" |
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19 Nov 2003 12:51:57 AM |
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i c the typing of one monkey ...and it aint Shakespeare that's for sure
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Steve
The Earth is degenerating these days. Bribery and corruption abound.
Children no longer mind their parents, every man wants to write a book, and
it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching.
- Assyrian Stone Tablet, c.2800BC
"John Baker" <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote in message
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: "Yjk Ooo" <yjkoooo@webtv.net> wrote in message
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: > <?>---said:
: > "The Christian does not consider death to be the end of his life, but
: > the end of his troubles."
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: Unless, of course, he finds himself in Hell, in which case his troubles
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: only beginning. <G>
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| User: "Blast Femur" |
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| Title: Re: --- Death means... |
19 Nov 2003 01:46:26 PM |
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(Yjk Ooo) wrote in <143-3FBAF701-170@storefull-
2236.public.lawson.webtv.net>:
<subject> Death means....
.....never having to say you're sorry.
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Blast Femur
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| User: "Blast Femur" |
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19 Nov 2003 09:53:56 AM |
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(Yjk Ooo) wrote in <143-3FBAF701-170@storefull-
2236.public.lawson.webtv.net>:
<?>---said:
"The Christian does not consider death to be the end of his life, but
the end of his troubles."
Uh-huh. Until he decides he's shitcan tired of being "alive" for the last
800 trillion years, and wants to snuff it, then discovers death is not an
option. Can you imagine spending a fraction of eternity in utter despair?
Did you ever think that even a fraction of infinity is still infinity? Do
you relish the thought that you will spend an eternity experiencing utter
despair?
Actually, I consider death to be the end of my troubles too. I just don't
involve the notion of magical afterlife.
----
Blast Femur
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: --- Death means... |
19 Nov 2003 02:08:07 PM |
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(Yjk Ooo) wrote in news:143-3FBAF701-170@storefull-
2236.public.lawson.webtv.net:
Subject: --- Death means...
....never having to say you're sorry.
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it!" -- Sam Spade
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| User: "Blast Femur" |
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| Title: Re: --- Death means... |
19 Nov 2003 04:20:06 PM |
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(Doc Smartass) wrote in
<Xns94389063DA0DFaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.3>:
yjkoooo@webtv.net (Yjk Ooo) wrote in news:143-3FBAF701-170@storefull-
2236.public.lawson.webtv.net:
Subject: --- Death means...
...never having to say you're sorry.
This time I got you by 22 minutes!!!
--
Blast Femur
______________
"We look at the ancient Greeks with their gods on a mountain top throwing
lightning bolts and say, 'Those ancient Greeks. They were so silly. So
primitive and naive. Not like our religions. We have burning bushes
talking to people and guys walking on water. We're ...sophisticated.'"
-Paul Provenza
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: --- Death means... |
19 Nov 2003 04:31:03 PM |
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(Blast Femur) wrote in news:94389212Fblastfemur@127.0.0.1:
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com (Doc Smartass) wrote in
<Xns94389063DA0DFaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.3>:
yjkoooo@webtv.net (Yjk Ooo) wrote in news:143-3FBAF701-170@storefull-
2236.public.lawson.webtv.net:
Subject: --- Death means...
...never having to say you're sorry.
This time I got you by 22 minutes!!!
Zounds!
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it!" -- Sam Spade
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| User: "Blast Femur" |
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| Title: Re: --- Death means... |
19 Nov 2003 08:01:53 PM |
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(Doc Smartass) wrote in
<Xns9438A878D2D03askifyouwantit@65.83.225.252>:
you@wish.com (Blast Femur) wrote in news:94389212Fblastfemur@127.0.0.1:
(Doc Smartass) wrote in
<Xns94389063DA0DFaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.3>:
yjkoooo@webtv.net (Yjk Ooo) wrote in news:143-3FBAF701-170@storefull-
2236.public.lawson.webtv.net:
Subject: --- Death means...
...never having to say you're sorry.
This time I got you by 22 minutes!!!
Zounds!
I used one more dot than you. Pthphphpppptttttttt!
--
Blast Femur
______________
"We look at the ancient Greeks with their gods on a mountain top throwing
lightning bolts and say, 'Those ancient Greeks. They were so silly. So
primitive and naive. Not like our religions. We have burning bushes
talking to people and guys walking on water. We're ...sophisticated.'"
-Paul Provenza
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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20 Nov 2003 01:03:26 AM |
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(Blast Femur) wrote in news:9438B6E18blastfemur@127.0.0.1:
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com (Doc Smartass) wrote in
<Xns9438A878D2D03askifyouwantit@65.83.225.252>:
(Blast Femur) wrote in news:94389212Fblastfemur@127.0.0.1:
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com (Doc Smartass) wrote in
<Xns94389063DA0DFaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.3>:
yjkoooo@webtv.net (Yjk Ooo) wrote in news:143-3FBAF701-170@storefull-
2236.public.lawson.webtv.net:
Subject: --- Death means...
...never having to say you're sorry.
This time I got you by 22 minutes!!!
Zounds!
I used one more dot than you. Pthphphpppptttttttt!
*makes villian face*
One day...ONE DAY!!!...I will defeat you! *evil villian laugh*
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it!" -- Sam Spade
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| User: "Blast Femur" |
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| Title: Re: --- Death means... |
20 Nov 2003 01:14:44 AM |
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Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns9439B6A3AA8askifyouwantit@65.83.225.253:
you@wish.com (Blast Femur) wrote in
news:9438B6E18blastfemur@127.0.0.1:
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com (Doc Smartass) wrote in
<Xns9438A878D2D03askifyouwantit@65.83.225.252>:
you@wish.com (Blast Femur) wrote in
news:94389212Fblastfemur@127.0.0.1:
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com (Doc Smartass) wrote in
<Xns94389063DA0DFaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.3>:
yjkoooo@webtv.net (Yjk Ooo) wrote in
news:143-3FBAF701-170@storefull- 2236.public.lawson.webtv.net:
Subject: --- Death means...
...never having to say you're sorry.
This time I got you by 22 minutes!!!
Zounds!
I used one more dot than you. Pthphphpppptttttttt!
*makes villian face*
One day...ONE DAY!!!...I will defeat you! *evil villian laugh*
Nyah-ah-ahhhh!
--
Blast Femur
______________
"We look at the ancient Greeks with their gods on a mountain top
throwing lightning bolts and say, 'Those ancient Greeks. They were so
silly. So primitive and naive. Not like our religions. We have burning
bushes talking to people and guys walking on water. We're
....sophisticated.'"
-Paul Provenza
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: --- Death means... |
20 Nov 2003 04:50:43 AM |
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"Blast Femur" <you@wish.com> wrote in message
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Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns9439B6A3AA8askifyouwantit@65.83.225.253:
you@wish.com (Blast Femur) wrote in
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gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com (Doc Smartass) wrote in
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you@wish.com (Blast Femur) wrote in
news:94389212Fblastfemur@127.0.0.1:
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com (Doc Smartass) wrote in
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yjkoooo@webtv.net (Yjk Ooo) wrote in
news:143-3FBAF701-170@storefull- 2236.public.lawson.webtv.net:
Subject: --- Death means...
...never having to say you're sorry.
This time I got you by 22 minutes!!!
Zounds!
I used one more dot than you. Pthphphpppptttttttt!
*makes villian face*
One day...ONE DAY!!!...I will defeat you! *evil villian laugh*
Nyah-ah-ahhhh!
you guys are just *too* cute
I don't like it
-Cutest, who MUST remain the cutest, or perish
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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20 Nov 2003 04:02:44 PM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:701vb.18983$aT.9207@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
"Blast Femur" <you@wish.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9438EC6F028ACblastfemur@63.240.76.16...
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns9439B6A3AA8askifyouwantit@65.83.225.253:
you@wish.com (Blast Femur) wrote in
news:9438B6E18blastfemur@127.0.0.1:
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com (Doc Smartass) wrote in
<Xns9438A878D2D03askifyouwantit@65.83.225.252>:
you@wish.com (Blast Femur) wrote in
news:94389212Fblastfemur@127.0.0.1:
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com (Doc Smartass) wrote in
<Xns94389063DA0DFaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.3>:
yjkoooo@webtv.net (Yjk Ooo) wrote in
news:143-3FBAF701-170@storefull- 2236.public.lawson.webtv.net:
Subject: --- Death means...
...never having to say you're sorry.
This time I got you by 22 minutes!!!
Zounds!
I used one more dot than you. Pthphphpppptttttttt!
*makes villian face*
One day...ONE DAY!!!...I will defeat you! *evil villian laugh*
Nyah-ah-ahhhh!
you guys are just *too* cute
I don't like it
-Cutest, who MUST remain the cutest, or perish
You, too, shall be defeated!
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it!" -- Sam Spade
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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20 Nov 2003 05:48:47 PM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9439A40F3D2B8askifyouwantit@65.83.225.254...
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:701vb.18983$aT.9207@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
"Blast Femur" <you@wish.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9438EC6F028ACblastfemur@63.240.76.16...
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns9439B6A3AA8askifyouwantit@65.83.225.253:
you@wish.com (Blast Femur) wrote in
news:9438B6E18blastfemur@127.0.0.1:
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com (Doc Smartass) wrote in
<Xns9438A878D2D03askifyouwantit@65.83.225.252>:
you@wish.com (Blast Femur) wrote in
news:94389212Fblastfemur@127.0.0.1:
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com (Doc Smartass) wrote in
<Xns94389063DA0DFaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.3>:
yjkoooo@webtv.net (Yjk Ooo) wrote in
news:143-3FBAF701-170@storefull- 2236.public.lawson.webtv.net:
Subject: --- Death means...
...never having to say you're sorry.
This time I got you by 22 minutes!!!
Zounds!
I used one more dot than you. Pthphphpppptttttttt!
*makes villian face*
One day...ONE DAY!!!...I will defeat you! *evil villian laugh*
Nyah-ah-ahhhh!
you guys are just *too* cute
I don't like it
-Cutest, who MUST remain the cutest, or perish
You, too, shall be defeated!
<slow motion> Noooo-oooo!!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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20 Nov 2003 09:00:56 AM |
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In article <Xns9438EC6F028ACblastfemur@63.240.76.16>, Blast Femur says...
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns9439B6A3AA8askifyouwantit@65.83.225.253:
you@wish.com (Blast Femur) wrote in
news:9438B6E18blastfemur@127.0.0.1:
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com (Doc Smartass) wrote in
<Xns9438A878D2D03askifyouwantit@65.83.225.252>:
you@wish.com (Blast Femur) wrote in
news:94389212Fblastfemur@127.0.0.1:
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com (Doc Smartass) wrote in
<Xns94389063DA0DFaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.3>:
yjkoooo@webtv.net (Yjk Ooo) wrote in
news:143-3FBAF701-170@storefull- 2236.public.lawson.webtv.net:
Subject: --- Death means...
...never having to say you're sorry.
This time I got you by 22 minutes!!!
Zounds!
I used one more dot than you. Pthphphpppptttttttt!
*makes villian face*
One day...ONE DAY!!!...I will defeat you! *evil villian laugh*
Nyah-ah-ahhhh!
I hope you were twirling your handlebar mustache while you were saying that,
Dishonest John :)
BTW, How's Beanie & Cecil? :D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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20 Nov 2003 09:46:31 AM |
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(Robibnikoff) wrote in
<IG4vb.30651$cJ5.4864@www.newsranger.com>:
In article <Xns9438EC6F028ACblastfemur@63.240.76.16>, Blast Femur
says...
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns9439B6A3AA8askifyouwantit@65.83.225.253:
you@wish.com (Blast Femur) wrote in
news:9438B6E18blastfemur@127.0.0.1:
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com (Doc Smartass) wrote in
<Xns9438A878D2D03askifyouwantit@65.83.225.252>:
you@wish.com (Blast Femur) wrote in
news:94389212Fblastfemur@127.0.0.1:
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com (Doc Smartass) wrote in
<Xns94389063DA0DFaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.3>:
yjkoooo@webtv.net (Yjk Ooo) wrote in
news:143-3FBAF701-170@storefull- 2236.public.lawson.webtv.net:
Subject: --- Death means...
...never having to say you're sorry.
This time I got you by 22 minutes!!!
Zounds!
I used one more dot than you. Pthphphpppptttttttt!
*makes villian face*
One day...ONE DAY!!!...I will defeat you! *evil villian laugh*
Nyah-ah-ahhhh!
I hope you were twirling your handlebar mustache while you were saying
that, Dishonest John :)
BTW, How's Beanie & Cecil? :D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
Now that's just scary. I actually do have a handlebar moustache.
Oooooeeeeeeooooooo!
--
Blast Femur
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"A long time ago, God made a Divine Plan. Gave it a lot of thought, decided
it was a good plan, put it into practice. And for billions and billions of
years, the Divine Plan has been doing just fine. Now, you come along, and
pray for something. Well suppose the thing you want isn't in God's Divine
Plan? What do you want Him to do? Change His plan? Just for you? Doesn't it
seem a little arrogant? It's a Divine Plan. What's the use of being God if
every run-down shmuck with a two-dollar prayerbook can come along and *****
up Your Plan?"
-- George Carlin (NYC, 2/6/99)
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20 Nov 2003 01:37:43 PM |
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In article <943944CDDblastfemur@127.0.0.1>, Blast Femur says...
nospam@newsranger.com (Robibnikoff) wrote in
<IG4vb.30651$cJ5.4864@www.newsranger.com>:
In article <Xns9438EC6F028ACblastfemur@63.240.76.16>, Blast Femur
says...
Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns9439B6A3AA8askifyouwantit@65.83.225.253:
you@wish.com (Blast Femur) wrote in
news:9438B6E18blastfemur@127.0.0.1:
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com (Doc Smartass) wrote in
<Xns9438A878D2D03askifyouwantit@65.83.225.252>:
you@wish.com (Blast Femur) wrote in
news:94389212Fblastfemur@127.0.0.1:
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com (Doc Smartass) wrote in
<Xns94389063DA0DFaskifyouwantit@216.77.188.3>:
yjkoooo@webtv.net (Yjk Ooo) wrote in
news:143-3FBAF701-170@storefull- 2236.public.lawson.webtv.net:
Subject: --- Death means...
...never having to say you're sorry.
This time I got you by 22 minutes!!!
Zounds!
I used one more dot than you. Pthphphpppptttttttt!
*makes villian face*
One day...ONE DAY!!!...I will defeat you! *evil villian laugh*
Nyah-ah-ahhhh!
I hope you were twirling your handlebar mustache while you were saying
that, Dishonest John :)
BTW, How's Beanie & Cecil? :D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
Now that's just scary. I actually do have a handlebar moustache.
Oooooeeeeeeooooooo!
LOL! Cool! :D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Blast Femur" |
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20 Nov 2003 02:24:46 PM |
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(Robibnikoff) wrote in
<bK8vb.30750$cJ5.4941@www.newsranger.com>:
BTW, How's Beanie & Cecil? :D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
Now that's just scary. I actually do have a handlebar moustache.
Oooooeeeeeeooooooo!
LOL! Cool! :D
He he he... of course you realize your mention of (and my recognition of)
Beanie & Cecil qualifies us for grandparentdom...
--
Blast Femur
______________
"A long time ago, God made a Divine Plan. Gave it a lot of thought, decided
it was a good plan, put it into practice. And for billions and billions of
years, the Divine Plan has been doing just fine. Now, you come along, and
pray for something. Well suppose the thing you want isn't in God's Divine
Plan? What do you want Him to do? Change His plan? Just for you? Doesn't it
seem a little arrogant? It's a Divine Plan. What's the use of being God if
every run-down shmuck with a two-dollar prayerbook can come along and *****
up Your Plan?"
-- George Carlin (NYC, 2/6/99)
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20 Nov 2003 02:50:19 PM |
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In article <94397E96Fblastfemur@127.0.0.1>, Blast Femur says...
nospam@newsranger.com (Robibnikoff) wrote in
<bK8vb.30750$cJ5.4941@www.newsranger.com>:
BTW, How's Beanie & Cecil? :D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
Now that's just scary. I actually do have a handlebar moustache.
Oooooeeeeeeooooooo!
LOL! Cool! :D
He he he... of course you realize your mention of (and my recognition of)
Beanie & Cecil qualifies us for grandparentdom...
Does NOT! I'm only 42! And more importantly, my daughter's only 5. Yikes! :)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Blast Femur" |
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20 Nov 2003 02:54:54 PM |
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(Robibnikoff) wrote in
<fO9vb.30762$cJ5.4885@www.newsranger.com>:
In article <94397E96Fblastfemur@127.0.0.1>, Blast Femur says...
(Robibnikoff) wrote in
<bK8vb.30750$cJ5.4941@www.newsranger.com>:
BTW, How's Beanie & Cecil? :D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
Now that's just scary. I actually do have a handlebar moustache.
Oooooeeeeeeooooooo!
LOL! Cool! :D
He he he... of course you realize your mention of (and my recognition
of) Beanie & Cecil qualifies us for grandparentdom...
Does NOT! I'm only 42! And more importantly, my daughter's only 5.
Yikes! :)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
47/19 here... Instead of children's Tylenol, ours gets birth control
pills. :)
--
Blast Femur
______________
"A long time ago, God made a Divine Plan. Gave it a lot of thought, decided
it was a good plan, put it into practice. And for billions and billions of
years, the Divine Plan has been doing just fine. Now, you come along, and
pray for something. Well suppose the thing you want isn't in God's Divine
Plan? What do you want Him to do? Change His plan? Just for you? Doesn't it
seem a little arrogant? It's a Divine Plan. What's the use of being God if
every run-down shmuck with a two-dollar prayerbook can come along and *****
up Your Plan?"
-- George Carlin (NYC, 2/6/99)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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20 Nov 2003 03:17:48 PM |
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In article <943987DF8blastfemur@127.0.0.1>, Blast Femur says...
nospam@newsranger.com (Robibnikoff) wrote in
<fO9vb.30762$cJ5.4885@www.newsranger.com>:
In article <94397E96Fblastfemur@127.0.0.1>, Blast Femur says...
nospam@newsranger.com (Robibnikoff) wrote in
<bK8vb.30750$cJ5.4941@www.newsranger.com>:
BTW, How's Beanie & Cecil? :D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
Now that's just scary. I actually do have a handlebar moustache.
Oooooeeeeeeooooooo!
LOL! Cool! :D
He he he... of course you realize your mention of (and my recognition
of) Beanie & Cecil qualifies us for grandparentdom...
Does NOT! I'm only 42! And more importantly, my daughter's only 5.
Yikes! :)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
47/19 here... Instead of children's Tylenol, ours gets birth control
pills. :)
:::SPEW!!::::
Are you trying to give me a heart attack?!? :D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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20 Nov 2003 04:36:02 PM |
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(Robibnikoff) wrote in
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In article <943987DF8blastfemur@127.0.0.1>, Blast Femur says...
(Robibnikoff) wrote in
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In article <94397E96Fblastfemur@127.0.0.1>, Blast Femur says...
(Robibnikoff) wrote in
<bK8vb.30750$cJ5.4941@www.newsranger.com>:
BTW, How's Beanie & Cecil? :D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
Now that's just scary. I actually do have a handlebar moustache.
Oooooeeeeeeooooooo!
LOL! Cool! :D
He he he... of course you realize your mention of (and my recognition
of) Beanie & Cecil qualifies us for grandparentdom...
Does NOT! I'm only 42! And more importantly, my daughter's only 5.
Yikes! :)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
47/19 here... Instead of children's Tylenol, ours gets birth control
pills. :)
:::SPEW!!::::
Are you trying to give me a heart attack?!? :D
I caught her and her SO a few years ago in the garage. I sat them down for
the obligatory parental *****-chewing, then I couldn't think of a single
reason why they shouldn't have been doing it that wasn't mired in religion.
So we discussed parenthood and the merits of finishing school before
jumping into it. Then my wife took her to the doctor for a prescription.
Nothing to worry about, really. I guess it's just one more apron string to
let go of.
--
Blast Femur
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"A long time ago, God made a Divine Plan. Gave it a lot of thought, decided
it was a good plan, put it into practice. And for billions and billions of
years, the Divine Plan has been doing just fine. Now, you come along, and
pray for something. Well suppose the thing you want isn't in God's Divine
Plan? What do you want Him to do? Change His plan? Just for you? Doesn't it
seem a little arrogant? It's a Divine Plan. What's the use of being God if
every run-down shmuck with a two-dollar prayerbook can come along and *****
up Your Plan?"
-- George Carlin (NYC, 2/6/99)
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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20 Nov 2003 08:21:46 PM |
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"Blast Femur" <you@wish.com> wrote in message
news:94399C96Cblastfemur@127.0.0.1...
<snip>
I caught her and her SO a few years ago in the garage. I sat them down
for
the obligatory parental *****-chewing, then I couldn't think of a single
reason why they shouldn't have been doing it that wasn't mired in
religion.
So we discussed parenthood and the merits of finishing school before
jumping into it. Then my wife took her to the doctor for a prescription.
Nothing to worry about, really. I guess it's just one more apron string
to
let go of.
good for you! and your daughter!
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20 Nov 2003 09:15:51 PM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:_Eevb.19723$aT.15249@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
"Blast Femur" <you@wish.com> wrote in message
news:94399C96Cblastfemur@127.0.0.1...
<snip>
I caught her and her SO a few years ago in the garage. I sat them
down
for
the obligatory parental *****-chewing, then I couldn't think of a
single reason why they shouldn't have been doing it that wasn't mired
in
religion.
So we discussed parenthood and the merits of finishing school before
jumping into it. Then my wife took her to the doctor for a
prescription. Nothing to worry about, really. I guess it's just one
more apron string
to
let go of.
good for you! and your daughter!
Heh - thanks!
Trust only enhances family endearment. Besides, it's been my experience
(with myself as the child) that you never really get rid of them anyway.
Once they are beyond those horrible teenage 'tude years, they remain
distantly dependant, whether it be for a loan to zero those pesky credit
cards, or (as it was for me) a place to stay for cheap while saving up
that elusive down payment for that first real-estate investment.
My daughter's SO is now 2,000 miles away attending LSU. I financed a
holiday weekend getaway for her to go visit him there, including a motel
room and round trip air fare. Sure, it was a financial burden, but the
endearment factor made me say, what the heck! It was worth it.
--
Blast Femur
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"We look at the ancient Greeks with their gods on a mountain top throwing
lightning bolts and say, 'Those ancient Greeks. They were so silly. So
primitive and naive. Not like our religions. We have burning bushes
talking to people and guys walking on water. We're ...sophisticated.'"
-Paul Provenza
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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20 Nov 2003 09:37:12 PM |
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"Blast Femur" <you@wish.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9439C3EF61D35blastfemur@63.240.76.16...
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:_Eevb.19723$aT.15249@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
"Blast Femur" <you@wish.com> wrote in message
news:94399C96Cblastfemur@127.0.0.1...
<snip>
I caught her and her SO a few years ago in the garage. I sat them
down
for
the obligatory parental *****-chewing, then I couldn't think of a
single reason why they shouldn't have been doing it that wasn't mired
in
religion.
So we discussed parenthood and the merits of finishing school before
jumping into it. Then my wife took her to the doctor for a
prescription. Nothing to worry about, really. I guess it's just one
more apron string
to
let go of.
good for you! and your daughter!
Heh - thanks!
Trust only enhances family endearment. Besides, it's been my experience
(with myself as the child) that you never really get rid of them anyway.
Once they are beyond those horrible teenage 'tude years, they remain
distantly dependant, whether it be for a loan to zero those pesky credit
cards, or (as it was for me) a place to stay for cheap while saving up
that elusive down payment for that first real-estate investment.
My daughter's SO is now 2,000 miles away attending LSU. I financed a
holiday weekend getaway for her to go visit him there, including a motel
room and round trip air fare. Sure, it was a financial burden, but the
endearment factor made me say, what the heck! It was worth it.
that is just so sweet. my parents are like that too, even though all my past
SO's have been total jerks lol
I still live with my mother and stepfather, and will til I finish my degrees
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| User: "Blast Femur" |
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21 Nov 2003 10:30:51 AM |
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herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com (the cutest atheist) wrote in
<ILfvb.19789$aT.3772@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
"Blast Femur" <you@wish.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9439C3EF61D35blastfemur@63.240.76.16...
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:_Eevb.19723$aT.15249@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
"Blast Femur" <you@wish.com> wrote in message
news:94399C96Cblastfemur@127.0.0.1...
<snip>
I caught her and her SO a few years ago in the garage. I sat them
down
for
the obligatory parental *****-chewing, then I couldn't think of a
single reason why they shouldn't have been doing it that wasn't
mired in
religion.
So we discussed parenthood and the merits of finishing school
before jumping into it. Then my wife took her to the doctor for a
prescription. Nothing to worry about, really. I guess it's just
one more apron string
to
let go of.
good for you! and your daughter!
Heh - thanks!
Trust only enhances family endearment. Besides, it's been my
experience (with myself as the child) that you never really get rid of
them anyway. Once they are beyond those horrible teenage 'tude years,
they remain distantly dependant, whether it be for a loan to zero
those pesky credit cards, or (as it was for me) a place to stay for
cheap while saving up that elusive down payment for that first
real-estate investment.
My daughter's SO is now 2,000 miles away attending LSU. I financed a
holiday weekend getaway for her to go visit him there, including a
motel room and round trip air fare. Sure, it was a financial burden,
but the endearment factor made me say, what the heck! It was worth
it.
that is just so sweet. my parents are like that too, even though all my
past SO's have been total jerks lol
I still live with my mother and stepfather, and will til I finish my
degrees
With the passing of my uncle a few months ago, my brother and I are the
family elders now. Yikes! At least I'm not a grandfather yet.
--
Blast Femur
______________
"A long time ago, God made a Divine Plan. Gave it a lot of thought, decided
it was a good plan, put it into practice. And for billions and billions of
years, the Divine Plan has been doing just fine. Now, you come along, and
pray for something. Well suppose the thing you want isn't in God's Divine
Plan? What do you want Him to do? Change His plan? Just for you? Doesn't it
seem a little arrogant? It's a Divine Plan. What's the use of being God if
every run-down shmuck with a two-dollar prayerbook can come along and *****
up Your Plan?"
-- George Carlin (NYC, 2/6/99)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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21 Nov 2003 09:37:32 AM |
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In article <94399C96Cblastfemur@127.0.0.1>, Blast Femur says...
nospam@newsranger.com (Robibnikoff) wrote in
<0cavb.30764$cJ5.4823@www.newsranger.com>:
In article <943987DF8blastfemur@127.0.0.1>, Blast Femur says...
nospam@newsranger.com (Robibnikoff) wrote in
<fO9vb.30762$cJ5.4885@www.newsranger.com>:
In article <94397E96Fblastfemur@127.0.0.1>, Blast Femur says...
nospam@newsranger.com (Robibnikoff) wrote in
<bK8vb.30750$cJ5.4941@www.newsranger.com>:
BTW, How's Beanie & Cecil? :D
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
Now that's just scary. I actually do have a handlebar moustache.
Oooooeeeeeeooooooo!
LOL! Cool! :D
He he he... of course you realize your mention of (and my recognition
of) Beanie & Cecil qualifies us for grandparentdom...
Does NOT! I'm only 42! And more importantly, my daughter's only 5.
Yikes! :)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
47/19 here... Instead of children's Tylenol, ours gets birth control
pills. :)
:::SPEW!!::::
Are you trying to give me a heart attack?!? :D
I caught her and her SO a few years ago in the garage.
Whoa!
I sat them down for
the obligatory parental *****-chewing, then I couldn't think of a single
reason why they shouldn't have been doing it that wasn't mired in religion.
So we discussed parenthood and the merits of finishing school before
jumping into it. Then my wife took her to the doctor for a prescription.
Nothing to worry about, really. I guess it's just one more apron string to
let go of.
Wow, let me tell you, this is NOT how my husband would have reacted. I think
there would have been a shotgun involved :)
But kudos to both you and your wife for handling it the way you did :)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Blast Femur" |
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21 Nov 2003 10:34:50 AM |
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(Robibnikoff) wrote in
<%iqvb.30886$cJ5.4934@www.newsranger.com>:
I sat them down for
the obligatory parental *****-chewing, then I couldn't think of a single
reason why they shouldn't have been doing it that wasn't mired in
religion. So we discussed parenthood and the merits of finishing
school before jumping into it. Then my wife took her to the doctor for
a prescription. Nothing to worry about, really. I guess it's just one
more apron string to let go of.
Wow, let me tell you, this is NOT how my husband would have reacted. I
think there would have been a shotgun involved :)
But kudos to both you and your wife for handling it the way you did :)
Thanks. It's not like she has a new one every week. They'd been together
for about a year then, three now. I'm starting to accept the notion that
he's going to be my son-in-law eventually. I felt protective the way you
do when she was very young, but I let her think for herself now. She still
has a long way to go...
--
Blast Femur
______________
"A long time ago, God made a Divine Plan. Gave it a lot of thought, decided
it was a good plan, put it into practice. And for billions and billions of
years, the Divine Plan has been doing just fine. Now, you come along, and
pray for something. Well suppose the thing you want isn't in God's Divine
Plan? What do you want Him to do? Change His plan? Just for you? Doesn't it
seem a little arrogant? It's a Divine Plan. What's the use of being God if
every run-down shmuck with a two-dollar prayerbook can come along and *****
up Your Plan?"
-- George Carlin (NYC, 2/6/99)
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20 Nov 2003 01:03:59 PM |
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(Yjk Oook) wrote in message news:<143-3FBAF701-170@storefull-2236.public.lawson.webtv.net>...
<?>---said:
"The Christian does not consider death to be the end of his life, but
the end of his troubles."
<?>---said:
"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."
Christian
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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19 Nov 2003 10:44:14 AM |
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In article <143-3FBAF701-170@storefull-2236.public.lawson.webtv.net>, Yjk Ooo
says...
<?>---said:
"The Christian does not consider death to be the end of his life, but
the end of his troubles."
Sounds to me like christians have pretty crappy lives.
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Steve" |
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18 Nov 2003 11:05:36 PM |
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May your troubles end soon....the sooner the better
--
Steve
The Earth is degenerating these days. Bribery and corruption abound.
Children no longer mind their parents, every man wants to write a book, and
it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching.
- Assyrian Stone Tablet, c.2800BC
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