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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "yjk"
Date: 14 Jan 2006 12:31:23 PM
Object: --- GOD never sleep. never doze.
<?>---said:"It's the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter."
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User: "Denis Loubet"

Title: Re: --- GOD never sleep. never doze. 14 Jan 2006 05:15:46 PM
"yjk" <yjkoooo@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:1137263483.445966.142710@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

<?>---said:"It's the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter."

But apparently, if we're to believe the bible, he has to rest his omnipotent
***** after creating a mere universe.
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
.
User: "R. Pierce Butler"

Title: Re: --- GOD never sleep. never doze. 14 Jan 2006 06:55:13 PM
"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in
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"yjk" <yjkoooo@webtv.net> wrote in message
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<?>---said:"It's the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter."


But apparently, if we're to believe the bible, he has to rest his
omnipotent ***** after creating a mere universe.


You misspelled impotent. (:>)
pierce
.

User: "stoney"

Title: Re: --- GOD never sleep. never doze. 15 Jan 2006 02:15:58 PM
On Sat, 14 Jan 2006 17:15:46 -0600, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
wrote in alt.atheism


"yjk" <yjkoooo@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:1137263483.445966.142710@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

<?>---said:"It's the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter."


But apparently, if we're to believe the bible, he has to rest his omnipotent
***** after creating a mere universe.

Omni-impotent. Everything it touches turns to *****. YJK's a good
example of this.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
.
User: "Lörd Phÿltêr"

Title: Re: --- GOD never sleep. never doze. 16 Jan 2006 07:42:08 AM
stoney <stoney@the.net> had me ROTFL with:
news:vabls1hv3laph5rhs3fqin58bcspt2lljj@4ax.com:

On Sat, 14 Jan 2006 17:15:46 -0600, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
wrote in alt.atheism


"yjk" <yjkoooo@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:1137263483.445966.142710@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

<?>---said:"It's the friends you can call up at four a.m. that
matter."


But apparently, if we're to believe the bible, he has to rest his
omnipotent ***** after creating a mere universe.


Omni-impotent. Everything it touches turns to *****. YJK's a good
example of this.


And KYJelly is a good example of a lubricant (water based, of course)
I know, the gag's been done to death but what the hell....
--
Lörd Phÿltêr
Alt.Atheism #1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: --- GOD never sleep. never doze. 20 Jan 2006 08:25:30 PM
On Mon, 16 Jan 2006 13:42:08 GMT, "Lörd Phÿltêr" <phylter@hsotmail.com>
wrote in alt.atheism

stoney <stoney@the.net> had me ROTFL with:
news:vabls1hv3laph5rhs3fqin58bcspt2lljj@4ax.com:

On Sat, 14 Jan 2006 17:15:46 -0600, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
wrote in alt.atheism


"yjk" <yjkoooo@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:1137263483.445966.142710@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

<?>---said:"It's the friends you can call up at four a.m. that
matter."


But apparently, if we're to believe the bible, he has to rest his
omnipotent ***** after creating a mere universe.


Omni-impotent. Everything it touches turns to *****. YJK's a good
example of this.

And KYJelly is a good example of a lubricant (water based, of course)
I know, the gag's been done to death but what the hell....

Indeed.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
.




User: "stoney"

Title: Re: --- GOD never sleep. never doze. 15 Jan 2006 02:15:12 PM
Fictional entities can't do anything.
[]
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
.

User: "Sanitys little helper"

Title: Re: --- GOD never sleep. never doze. 15 Jan 2006 03:43:41 AM
On 14 Jan 2006 10:31:23 -0800, yjk wrote:

<?>---said:"It's the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter."

My friend, who happens to have insomnia, and often forgets that I don't.
--
D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
AA #2208, HB #6
.

User: "Divin Marquis"

Title: Re: --- GOD never sleep. never doze. 14 Jan 2006 06:58:52 PM
On Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:31:23 -0800, yjk wrote:

<?>---said:"It's the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter."

Your C dealer is a real friend!
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User: "Uncle Vic"

Title: Re: --- GOD never sleep. never doze. 14 Jan 2006 12:49:54 PM
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet yjk (yjkoooo@webtv.net) made
the light shine upon us with this:

<?>---said:"It's the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter."


So you like those guys that party all night, eh? Try calling them at 9am.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011, aw Hellboy #5
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
.


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