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"Yjk Ooo" |
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28 Nov 2003 11:23:43 PM |
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--- Solutions are not the answer. |
<?>---said:
"Solutions are not the answer."
yjk---:
Should take more than two minutes of deep thinking.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: --- Solutions are not the answer. |
29 Nov 2003 12:29:18 AM |
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(Yjk Ooo) wrote in news:5711-3FC82D5F-90@storefull-
2238.public.lawson.webtv.net:
Subject: --- Solutions are not the answer.
solutions are not the solution?
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it!" -- Sam Spade
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| User: "Martin Thomas" |
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| Title: Re: --- Solutions are not the answer. |
29 Nov 2003 09:44:58 PM |
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On Fri, 28 Nov 2003 21:23:43 -0800 (PST), (Yjk
Ooo) wrote:
<?>---said:
"Solutions are not the answer."
yjk---:
Should take more than two minutes of deep thinking.
If someone asks "Why am I so bored" the answer might come as a 30
page essay on the psychology of boredom, or maybe a 300 page book
on Angst.
The solution, however, might be to invite them to a party.
-
Martin Thomas
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "Martin Crisp" |
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| Title: Re: --- Solutions are not the answer. |
29 Nov 2003 05:30:12 AM |
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On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 16:23:43 +1100, Yjk Ooo wrote
(in message
<5711-3FC82D5F-90@storefull-2238.public.lawson.webtv.net>):
<?>---said:
"Solutions are not the answer."
yjk---:
Should take more than two minutes of deep thinking.
Well, apparently it was Richard Nixon.
It's also the banner-line for these guys:
http://www.idiotvillager.com/
I don't know if that's relevant or not, but it sure seems to be...
I guess in a chemistry course preciptates might be the answer...
Have Fun
Martin
--
aa #1792
Almost always SMASHed
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: --- Solutions are not the answer. |
29 Nov 2003 08:09:35 AM |
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"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BBEECE740CF6DC4AF0284600@news.ozemail.com.au...
On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 16:23:43 +1100, Yjk Ooo wrote
(in message
<5711-3FC82D5F-90@storefull-2238.public.lawson.webtv.net>):
<?>---said:
"Solutions are not the answer."
yjk---:
Should take more than two minutes of deep thinking.
Well, apparently it was Richard Nixon.
It's also the banner-line for these guys:
http://www.idiotvillager.com/
I don't know if that's relevant or not, but it sure seems to be...
I guess in a chemistry course preciptates might be the answer...
damn you, I was going to make the chemistry joke...well, here it goes
anyway:
if you're not part of the solution, you are not dissolved in the solvent
(da-ding!)
thankyou, thankyou, nurse says we're having pudding tonight
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| User: "Chris Schumacher" |
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| Title: Re: --- Solutions are not the answer. |
29 Nov 2003 02:02:13 PM |
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On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 14:09:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BBEECE740CF6DC4AF0284600@news.ozemail.com.au...
On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 16:23:43 +1100, Yjk Ooo wrote
(in message
<5711-3FC82D5F-90@storefull-2238.public.lawson.webtv.net>):
<?>---said:
"Solutions are not the answer."
yjk---:
Should take more than two minutes of deep thinking.
Well, apparently it was Richard Nixon.
It's also the banner-line for these guys:
http://www.idiotvillager.com/
I don't know if that's relevant or not, but it sure seems to be...
I guess in a chemistry course preciptates might be the answer...
damn you, I was going to make the chemistry joke...well, here it goes
anyway:
if you're not part of the solution, you are not dissolved in the solvent
(da-ding!)
I liked the more succint "If you're not part of the solution, you're
part of the precipitate."
Also mention, naturally, of the Doctor Who episode Castrovalva, where
the Doctor is going through the TARDIS first-aid kit.
"The ointment, the balm, the solution... Oh, my little friend, if only
you were."
-==Kensu==-
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| User: "Martin Crisp" |
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| Title: Re: --- Solutions are not the answer. |
29 Nov 2003 08:36:32 AM |
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On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 1:09:35 +1100, the cutest atheist wrote
(in message <zM1yb.32294$aT.10164@news-server.bigpond.net.au>):
"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BBEECE740CF6DC4AF0284600@news.ozemail.com.au...
On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 16:23:43 +1100, Yjk Ooo wrote
(in message
<5711-3FC82D5F-90@storefull-2238.public.lawson.webtv.net>):
<?>---said:
"Solutions are not the answer."
yjk---:
Should take more than two minutes of deep thinking.
Well, apparently it was Richard Nixon.
It's also the banner-line for these guys:
http://www.idiotvillager.com/
I don't know if that's relevant or not, but it sure seems to be...
I guess in a chemistry course preciptates might be the answer...
damn you, I was going to make the chemistry joke...well, here
it goes anyway:
if you're not part of the solution, you are not dissolved in
the solvent (da-ding!)
Or, as someone else observed when I last used the chemistry joke
"If you're not part of the solution, I'll just have to use a
stronger solvent."
Suggestions for dissolving yjk's ignorance would be most welcome
(HFl?)
thankyou, thankyou, nurse says we're having pudding tonight
Ahh, yes, feeding him institutional desserts would just about
achieve the desired results....
Have Fun
Martin
--
aa #1792
Almost always SMASHed
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: --- Solutions are not the answer. |
29 Nov 2003 07:29:35 PM |
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"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BBEEFA200D011896F0284600@news.ozemail.com.au...
On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 1:09:35 +1100, the cutest atheist wrote
(in message <zM1yb.32294$aT.10164@news-server.bigpond.net.au>):
"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BBEECE740CF6DC4AF0284600@news.ozemail.com.au...
On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 16:23:43 +1100, Yjk Ooo wrote
(in message
<5711-3FC82D5F-90@storefull-2238.public.lawson.webtv.net>):
<?>---said:
"Solutions are not the answer."
yjk---:
Should take more than two minutes of deep thinking.
Well, apparently it was Richard Nixon.
It's also the banner-line for these guys:
http://www.idiotvillager.com/
I don't know if that's relevant or not, but it sure seems to be...
I guess in a chemistry course preciptates might be the answer...
damn you, I was going to make the chemistry joke...well, here
it goes anyway:
if you're not part of the solution, you are not dissolved in
the solvent (da-ding!)
Or, as someone else observed when I last used the chemistry joke
"If you're not part of the solution, I'll just have to use a
stronger solvent."
wasn't that the guy who used acid to get rid of the evidence?
Suggestions for dissolving yjk's ignorance would be most welcome
(HFl?)
make him use his library card perhaps?
thankyou, thankyou, nurse says we're having pudding tonight
Ahh, yes, feeding him institutional desserts would just about
achieve the desired results....
3 times a day in lock-down?
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| User: "Martin Crisp" |
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| Title: Re: --- Solutions are not the answer. |
29 Nov 2003 10:23:51 PM |
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On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 12:29:35 +1100, the cutest atheist wrote
(in message <3Kbyb.33061$aT.11815@news-server.bigpond.net.au>):
"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BBEEFA200D011896F0284600@news.ozemail.com.au...
On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 1:09:35 +1100, the cutest atheist wrote
(in message <zM1yb.32294$aT.10164@news-server.bigpond.net.au>):
"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BBEECE740CF6DC4AF0284600@news.ozemail.com.au...
On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 16:23:43 +1100, Yjk Ooo wrote
(in message
<5711-3FC82D5F-90@storefull-2238.public.lawson.webtv.net>):
<?>---said:
"Solutions are not the answer."
yjk---:
Should take more than two minutes of deep thinking.
Well, apparently it was Richard Nixon.
It's also the banner-line for these guys:
http://www.idiotvillager.com/
I don't know if that's relevant or not, but it sure seems to be...
I guess in a chemistry course preciptates might be the answer...
damn you, I was going to make the chemistry joke...well, here
it goes anyway:
if you're not part of the solution, you are not dissolved in
the solvent (da-ding!)
Or, as someone else observed when I last used the chemistry joke
"If you're not part of the solution, I'll just have to use a
stronger solvent."
wasn't that the guy who used acid to get rid of the evidence?
Probably, pity he bought the acid from a drug dealer rather than a
chemical supplies outlet....
Suggestions for dissolving yjk's ignorance would be most welcome
(HFl?)
make him use his library card perhaps?
That would almost constitute evidence of a deity.
thankyou, thankyou, nurse says we're having pudding tonight
Ahh, yes, feeding him institutional desserts would just about
achieve the desired results....
3 times a day in lock-down?
Yes, after the shock-therapy.
Have Fun
Martin
--
aa #1792
Almost always SMASHed
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