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"Yjk Ooo" |
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31 Jul 2003 11:06:21 PM |
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---Are atheists believe in evolution? |
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
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| User: "Bob Newhart" |
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| Title: Re: ---Are atheists believe in evolution? |
01 Aug 2003 06:57:16 AM |
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"Yjk Ooo" <yjkoo@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:11448-3F29E73D-266@storefull-2233.public.lawson.webtv.net...
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
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I believe in evolution because Charles Darwin had a 13" penis.
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| User: "Clayton..or \Dances With Wuss" |
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01 Aug 2003 08:13:45 PM |
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"Bob Newhart" <no@thx.com> wrote in message
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"Yjk Ooo" <yjkoo@webtv.net> wrote in message
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Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
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I believe in evolution because Charles Darwin had a 13" penis.
It's where all the finches perched!
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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01 Aug 2003 05:56:05 PM |
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On Fri, 01 Aug 2003 11:57:16 GMT, "Bob Newhart" <no@thx.com> wrote:
"Yjk Ooo" <yjkoo@webtv.net> wrote in message
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Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
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*this is survey.
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I believe in evolution because Charles Darwin had a 13" penis.
That would be ***** Turpin.
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| User: "Maverick" |
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01 Aug 2003 12:26:45 PM |
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"Yjk Ooo" <yjkoo@webtv.net> wrote in message
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Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
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I don't think we need to believe in it as people believe in fictional
characters. Evolution appears to happen anyway.
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| User: "John Baker" |
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01 Aug 2003 08:05:59 AM |
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"Yjk Ooo" <yjkoo@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:11448-3F29E73D-266@storefull-2233.public.lawson.webtv.net...
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
I am believe you are idiot or troll or both.
Oh, wait a minute...WebTV....never mind.....
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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01 Aug 2003 11:32:27 PM |
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(Yjk Ooo) thought hard and said:
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
The answer is yes. The simple comment is get professional help.
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-Kolle; 15 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, and Gustav Mahler are my Gods.
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| User: "Martin Thomas" |
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03 Aug 2003 08:37:55 AM |
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On Fri, 01 Aug 2003 23:32:27 -0500, Daniel Kolle
<DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote:
yjkoo@webtv.net (Yjk Ooo) thought hard and said:
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
The answer is yes. The simple comment is get professional help.
An English teacher?
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Martin Thomas
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "Mark Nutter" |
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| Title: Re: ---Are atheists believe in evolution? |
01 Aug 2003 11:50:53 AM |
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(Yjk Ooo) wrote in message news:<11448-3F29E73D-266@storefull-2233.public.lawson.webtv.net>...
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
Atheists do not "believe in" evolution in the sense of putting blind
faith in some list of unsupported and self-contradictory stories told
by mere men. Atheists, like many people from all sorts of religious
backgrounds, respect the hard work being done by scientists (both
theistic and atheistic), and accept those conclusions which are
supported by the available data and by valid application of the same
scientific method that makes things like Usenet possible.
m
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: ---Are atheists believe in evolution? |
01 Aug 2003 07:42:09 AM |
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(Yjk Ooo) wrote in message news:<11448-3F29E73D-266@storefull-2233.public.lawson.webtv.net>...
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
We are believe syntax in. You much to learn have young Skywalker.
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| User: "Kenny Leong" |
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02 Aug 2003 12:14:31 AM |
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(Yjk Ooo) wrote in message news:<11448-3F29E73D-266@storefull-2233.public.lawson.webtv.net>...
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
Yes. Take a look around you. You see many different things evolving
and improving...computers, tv's, mobile phones, cars, planes. All
evolving, and becoming more and more sophisticated. Same thing is
happening with animals and plants.
Kenny L.
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| User: "Dr. Smartass" |
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01 Aug 2003 12:15:56 AM |
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(Yjk Ooo) wrote in news:11448-3F29E73D-266@storefull-
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Subject: ---Are atheists believe in evolution?
are all ur base belong 2 us?
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Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"And the knowledge that they fear
Is a weapon to be used against them."
--Rush, "The Weapon"
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| User: "Lars Eighner" |
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01 Aug 2003 08:16:30 AM |
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All your fossil evidence are belong to us.
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Rev. Lars Eighner, ULC, Atheist #1965 http://www.io.com/~eighner
"Jesus died to take our wibbles away, so now we can go to zonk."
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| User: "Walking on Glass" |
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01 Aug 2003 06:20:30 PM |
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And it came to pass that (Yjk Ooo) did write in
alt.atheism, news:11448-3F29E73D-266@storefull-
2233.public.lawson.webtv.net:
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
I no more believe in evolution than I believe in gravity :->
--
Walking on Glass (remove NOSPAM to email me)
AA #2053 Zymurgist #12
"If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or
you can inoculate...Try science"
Carl Sagan - "The Demon-Haunted World"
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| User: "Kenny Leong" |
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| Title: Re: ---Are atheists believe in evolution? |
02 Aug 2003 12:15:46 AM |
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I forgot to say. I don't 'believe' or 'not believe' in evolution. I
KNOW there is evolution going on from real world examples that
everybody else can see too.
Kenny L.
yjkoo@webtv.net (Yjk Ooo) wrote in message news:<11448-3F29E73D-266@storefull-2233.public.lawson.webtv.net>...
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: ---Are atheists believe in evolution? |
01 Aug 2003 10:06:30 AM |
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In article <11448-3F29E73D-266@storefull-2233.public.lawson.webtv.net>, Yjk Ooo
says...
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
Squeeze me?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
First rule of thumb when conducting a survey - pose coherent questions.
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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01 Aug 2003 10:57:34 PM |
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On Fri, 01 Aug 2003 15:06:30 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <11448-3F29E73D-266@storefull-2233.public.lawson.webtv.net>,
Yjk Ooo says...
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
Squeeze me?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
First rule of thumb when conducting a survey - pose coherent questions.
Not to mention interesting ones...
--
Mark K. Bilbo #1423 EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"...lying is central to the survival of nations and to the
success of great enterprises, because if our enemies can
count on the reliability of everything you say, your
vulnerability is enormously increased."
- Michael Ledeen, neo-con leader
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: ---Are atheists believe in evolution? |
02 Aug 2003 07:28:30 AM |
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In article <pan.2003.08.02.03.57.34.254721@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo says...
On Fri, 01 Aug 2003 15:06:30 +0000, Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <11448-3F29E73D-266@storefull-2233.public.lawson.webtv.net>,
Yjk Ooo says...
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
Squeeze me?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
First rule of thumb when conducting a survey - pose coherent questions.
Not to mention interesting ones...
Well, that definitely helps ;)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: ---Are atheists believe in evolution? |
01 Aug 2003 01:22:32 PM |
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Mekkala <joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com> wrote in message news:<Xns93CA5F4896317Mekkala@199.45.49.11>...
On 31 Jul 2003, (Yjk Ooo) screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:11448-3F29E73D-266@storefull-2233.public.lawson.webtv.net:
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
Why, absolutely not! Me, believe in THAT heresy?! No, no, as a
pious, upstanding atheist, I would never blaspheme My Lady the
Invisible Pink Unicorn by attributing the wonder of nature to
anything other than Her All-Encompassing Holy and Glorious
Pinkness. Didn't you know? That's what we ALL believe! Oh, we
kill babies and drink their blood too, by the way.
Please stop spreading those lies! We do not drink babies blood and
you know it! Personally I like my babies fried to a nice golden brown
and server with hush puppies.
jwk
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: ---Are atheists believe in evolution? |
04 Aug 2003 08:23:06 AM |
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Michelle Malkin <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in message news:<va1miv4b0dde4r3r1v06t0kpg81u80merd@4ax.com>...
On 1 Aug 2003 11:22:32 -0700, (jwk) wrote:
Mekkala <joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com> wrote in message news:<Xns93CA5F4896317Mekkala@199.45.49.11>...
On 31 Jul 2003, (Yjk Ooo) screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:11448-3F29E73D-266@storefull-2233.public.lawson.webtv.net:
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
Why, absolutely not! Me, believe in THAT heresy?! No, no, as a
pious, upstanding atheist, I would never blaspheme My Lady the
Invisible Pink Unicorn by attributing the wonder of nature to
anything other than Her All-Encompassing Holy and Glorious
Pinkness. Didn't you know? That's what we ALL believe! Oh, we
kill babies and drink their blood too, by the way.
Please stop spreading those lies! We do not drink babies blood and
you know it! Personally I like my babies fried to a nice golden brown
and server with hush puppies.
jwk
Don't you mean hushed puppies? ;-)
Me? I don't mean anything?
jwk
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| User: "Mekkala" |
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06 Aug 2003 12:10:11 PM |
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On 01 Aug 2003, (jwk) screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:c6f5ba32.0308011022.573258ba@posting.google.com:
Mekkala <joremovedathiskimtoreply@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:<Xns93CA5F4896317Mekkala@199.45.49.11>...
On 31 Jul 2003, (Yjk Ooo) screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:11448-3F29E73D-266@storefull-
2233.public.lawson.webtv.net:
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
Why, absolutely not! Me, believe in THAT heresy?! No, no, as
a
pious, upstanding atheist, I would never blaspheme My Lady the
Invisible Pink Unicorn by attributing the wonder of nature to
anything other than Her All-Encompassing Holy and Glorious
Pinkness. Didn't you know? That's what we ALL believe! Oh,
we
kill babies and drink their blood too, by the way.
Please stop spreading those lies! We do not drink babies blood
and
you know it! Personally I like my babies fried to a nice
golden brown
and server with hush puppies.
Well, *I* drink their blood. I don't understand how you can
possibly like them fried, they're so greasy. They're not bad
grilled, though -- the grease drains off quite well. You want to
get them before their second birthday, by the way... after that,
they're not quite so tender.
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I
suddenly realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.
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| User: "Craig McDonald" |
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01 Aug 2003 12:27:14 PM |
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On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 21:06:21 -0700 (PDT), (Yjk Ooo)
wrote:
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
Do you believe in gravity?
Red Celt
aa#883
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Boy, I've never seen an issue so divisive. It's like a civil war,
isn't it? Even amongst my friends, who are all very intelligent
people, they are totally divided on abortion. Some of my friends, for
instance, think these pro-life people are annoying idiots. Others of
my friends think these pro-life people are evil fucks.
How are we going to come to a consensus?
You want to hear the arguments around my house.
"They're annoying!"
"They're idiots!"
"They're evil!"
"They're fucks!"
Brothers, sisters come together! Can't we once just join hands and
think of them as evil annoying idiot fucks?
-- the late great Bill Hicks
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| User: "Levy Oates" |
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01 Aug 2003 01:17:24 AM |
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On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 21:06:21 -0700 (PDT), (Yjk Ooo)
wrote:
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
I'm an atheist and I BELIEVE!!!
The Great God EVOLUTION, through his only begotten son DARWIN and
revealed through the holy prophets Gould and Eldridge was... <insert
random christian platitude here>
EVOLUTION loves you.
Pray to the baby DARWIN.
BELIEVE!
REPENT!
etc. etc. etc.
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Archdeacom Levy Oates
On behalf of the Prophet Eric Peabody (pbuh)
Basingstoke, England
http://www.angelfire.com/alt/bumblism/
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| User: "Nakas" |
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01 Aug 2003 01:37:13 AM |
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"Levy Oates" <levy_oates@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 21:06:21 -0700 (PDT), (Yjk Ooo)
wrote:
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
I'm an atheist and I BELIEVE!!!
The Great God EVOLUTION, through his only begotten son DARWIN and
revealed through the holy prophets Gould and Eldridge was... <insert
random christian platitude here>
EVOLUTION loves you.
Pray to the baby DARWIN.
BELIEVE!
REPENT!
etc. etc. etc.
Evolution *must* be true, after all, God wrote it himself in "On the Origin
of the Species".
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| User: "Liz" |
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01 Aug 2003 06:06:47 AM |
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On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 21:06:21 -0700 (PDT), (Yjk Ooo) in
news message
<11448-3F29E73D-266@storefull-2233.public.lawson.webtv.net> wrote:
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
A simple comment are not sufficient to demonstrate the bias inherent
in a generalizations that is often wrong.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "J.R." |
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01 Aug 2003 10:04:31 AM |
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Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message news:<qlhkiv837vhngeetp0pj71l2fei7h6gvu6@4ax.com>...
On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 21:06:21 -0700 (PDT), (Yjk Ooo) in
news message
<11448-3F29E73D-266@storefull-2233.public.lawson.webtv.net> wrote:
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
A simple comment are not sufficient to demonstrate the bias inherent
in a generalizations that is often wrong.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
Here's a simple comment: K-Mart has the best snacks, 50 million
flies can't be wrong.
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02 Aug 2003 09:43:21 AM |
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On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 21:06:21 -0700 (PDT), (Yjk Ooo) wrote:
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
No, "atheists" are "atheists", not "believe in evolution".
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
-Barry
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Web page: http://members.optusnet.com.au/~barry.og
Atheist, radio scanner, LIPD information.
Voicemail/fax number +14136227640
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| User: "Ghost Rider" |
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01 Aug 2003 10:02:30 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Yjk Ooo fired a few neurons and wrote
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
Is Yoda talk like you?
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Ghost Rider
aa # 2011
EAC Nonexistent Director of Alcohol, Tobacco and Bad Puns
"How can you just obey?"
[Greg Lake, "Infinite Space" - Emerson, Lake & Palmer]
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| User: "Olrik" |
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01 Aug 2003 11:40:27 PM |
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Yjk Ooo wrote:
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
As far as I read the replies to your "survey", it's a big disaster.
Nobody here takes you seriously. For one thing, AFAIK, you never reply
to anyone : you just post your brain farts and scamper away.
You're not even useful to your "cause" or "religion", whatever those
might be.
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| User: "Marc Fleury" |
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31 Jul 2003 11:37:18 PM |
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Yjk Ooo wrote:
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
Are this a joking?
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Marc.
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| User: "Nakas" |
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01 Aug 2003 01:33:51 AM |
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"raven1" <psychedelephant@flashmail.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 01 Aug 2003 00:37:18 -0400, Marc Fleury
<marcfleury@sympatico.ca> wrote:
Yjk Ooo wrote:
Re: Are atheists believe in evolution?
'yes' or 'no' or 'I do not care'.
*this is survey.
*a simple comment is optional.
Are this a joking?
All your base are belong to us?
For great justice!
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