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26 Jan 2005 06:23:33 PM |
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(",) .............. Good News Everyone! .............. |
Good News!
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
Some people believe that belonging to a local church, temple, mosque or
synagogue will get them to Heaven.
Others believe that water baptism, obeying the ten commandments or just
being a good person will get them to Heaven.
There are many other beliefs as well, but the good news about God's way
to Heaven is found in the Holy Bible.
The good news is that God came from Heaven to earth in the person of
Jesus Christ over 2000 years ago and died for our sins(misdeeds). He
was born in the land of Israel supernaturally to a virgin Jewish woman
named Mary. He lived a sinless life for thirty-three years and then
sacrificed His sinless blood and died on a cross to pay the death
penalty for our sins. After Jesus was placed in a tomb He rose from the
dead three days later as He said He would. The Holy Bible also tells us
that Jesus Christ ascended into Heaven and that all who accept Him as
their Lord and Saviour will live forever with Him in Heaven where there
is no more death, sorrow, sickness and pain.
The Bible says, "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is
eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord." (Romans 6:23)
This verse in the Bible says, "For ALL HAVE SINNED, and come short of
the glory of God." (Romans 3:23)
This verse says, "But God demonstrates his own love for us in this:
While we were still sinners, Christ died for us." (Romans 5:8)
In this passage the Bible clearly explains how simple it is to be saved
and on your way to Heaven, "For if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus
is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead,
you WILL BE SAVED." (Romans 10:9)
You can be saved right now and on your way to Heaven if you will open
your heart to Jesus and pray the following prayer:
Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so that I can have a home in
Heaven when I die. I agree with You that I am a sinner.
I believe You love me and want to save me. I believe that You bled and
died on the cross to pay the penalty for my sins. I believe that You
rose from the dead. Please forgive my sins and come into my heart and
be my Lord and Saviour. Thank You Lord Jesus Christ for forgiving me
and saving me through Your merciful grace. Amen.
You are now a Christian if you said the prayer and allowed God to save
you. Welcome to the family of God.
Salvation is not a reward but a gift. The Bible says it this way, "For
it is by GRACE you have been SAVED, through FAITH and this not from
yourselves, it is the GIFT of God." (Ephesians 2:8)
Nothing in the world is more important than your eternal destiny.
The Bible says, "In Him(Jesus) we have redemption through His blood,
the forgiveness of sins..." (Ephesians 1:7)
If you have not yet made a decision to be saved, please do so now
before it is too late. The reason why it is so important to be saved
now is because you do not know exactly when you will die. You may die
prematurely in a traffic accident, terrorist attack or some other way
before you get another chance to be saved.
The Bible tells us that we will spend eternity in Heaven or a place of
eternal torment called Hell. It would be terrible to die and go to Hell
when all you have to do is accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord
and Saviour.
Some people that have already made Jesus Christ their Lord and Saviour
worry about losing their salvation. The Bible teaches Christians that
we can never lose our salvation no matter what happens.
The Bible says it this way, "My dear children, I write this to you so
that you will not sin. But if anybody does sin, we have one who speaks
to the Father in our defense Jesus Christ, the Righteous One."
Yes my friend, Jesus Christ is able to save you and keep you saved.
Please tell your family and friends, thanks!
Have a great day!
Internet Evangelist R.L. Grossi
1. http://www.biblegateway.com << Free Online Bible
2. http://www.goodnews.active.ws << Free Online Movies
3. http://www.carm.org/cults/cultlist.htm << Beware Of Cults
4. http://www.equip.org/free/DH198.htm << About Hell
5. http://www.powertochange.com/questions/qna2.html << Is Jesus God?
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| User: "kathryn" |
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27 Jan 2005 01:00:10 PM |
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<google_groups_web@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1106785413.041048.278440@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Good News!
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
There is no heaven there is no god
if there was he would hate spammers, so you;d be heading straight for hell
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| User: "Richo" |
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26 Jan 2005 09:54:17 PM |
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Jan 26, 4:23 pm wrote:
Good News!
you can live happy without a brain?
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has
ended?
No.
Do I care?
No.
There are many other beliefs as well, but the good news about God's
way
to Heaven is found in the Holy Bible.
How uninteresting.
The story of How Frodo destroyed the Ring of Sauron is found in" The
Lord of the Rings"
Mark.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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26 Jan 2005 09:28:22 PM |
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wrote in
news:1106785413.041048.278440@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
<snip>
The Bible says it this way, "My dear children, I write this to you so
that you will not sin. But if anybody does sin, we have one who speaks
to the Father in our defense Jesus Christ, the Righteous One."
Door Babble saws exist war, "Mar dare chitlin, High write disk toy-ouzo
debtor whirl gnat sein. Barter aunt-bootie dew sein, way half wan *****
sparks tudor Fodder nor deaf-fins Jizz Kris, door Ratchets Wan."
Yes my friend, Jesus Christ is able to save you and keep you saved.
Yap mar fiend, Jizz Kris sabotage sieve yawl on kip yawl sift.
Please tell your family and friends, thanks!
Peas tuille yore felonious fiends, dunks!
Have a great day!
Internet Evangelist R.L. Grossi
Heifer greed dais!
Internal Heathen-jellies Oral Grassy
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Hurl, hurl, door gong's oil hair!
Wart inhale dough way cur?
Wart inhale dough way cur?
Hurl, hurl, door gong's oil hair!
Wart inhale dough way cur, nor?
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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27 Jan 2005 07:36:18 PM |
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google_groups_web@yahoo.com wrote in
news:1106785413.041048.278440@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
The Bible says it this way, "My dear children, I write this to you so
that you will not sin. But if anybody does sin, we have one who speaks
to the Father in our defense Jesus Christ, the Righteous One."
I'm confused again.
You have three gods all rolled into one. So when someone sins this
Jeebus god is talking to higher god to forgive someone it knew would
sin in the first place. What's the point?
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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27 Jan 2005 09:18:56 PM |
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Steve Knight <wooly@sonic.net> wrote in
news:rk5jv0lb6bn2fa0rir2t8k8b8euugct3hf@4ax.com:
google_groups_web@yahoo.com wrote in
news:1106785413.041048.278440@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
The Bible says it this way, "My dear children, I write this to you so
that you will not sin. But if anybody does sin, we have one who speaks
to the Father in our defense Jesus Christ, the Righteous One."
I'm confused again.
You have three gods all rolled into one. So when someone sins this
Jeebus god is talking to higher god to forgive someone it knew would
sin in the first place. What's the point?
It's religion. There IS no point.
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Hurl, hurl, door gong's oil hair!
Wart inhale dough way cur?
Wart inhale dough way cur?
Hurl, hurl, door gong's oil hair!
Wart inhale dough way cur, nor?
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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26 Jan 2005 06:55:49 PM |
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< Nothing of value >
Troll!
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There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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| User: "jwk" |
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27 Jan 2005 10:40:31 AM |
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wrote:
Good News!
***** you and the horse you rode in on.
(See, what you said was against the rules. What I said was perfectly
acceptable. How can you calim yoiur god exists when things like that
are true?)
jwk
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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26 Jan 2005 06:58:17 PM |
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In a message sent 'round the world, poured
fuel on the fire with the following:
....
The Bible says, ...
Biblical scripture is a fallacy.
http://tinyurl.com/4gby
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Yes my friend, Jesus Christ is able to save you and keep you saved.
Naturalistic Fallacy.
http://tinyurl.com/4gbs
Regards,
Josef
There is something feeble and contemptible about a man who cannot face
life without the help of comfortable myths.
-- Bertrand Russell
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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26 Jan 2005 10:38:05 PM |
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In our last episode
<1106785413.041048.278440@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, google_groups_web
lumbered into the room and mumbled:
Good News!
Violations of the FAQ should be reported to both:
abuse@aol.net
and
groups-abuse@google.com
(It's an AOL address posting via Google... we'll see more of that soon)
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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26 Jan 2005 08:53:49 PM |
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On 26 Jan 2005 16:23:33 -0800, said in
alt.atheism:
Good News!
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
No, please demonstrate.
Wanker!
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
- H. L. Mencken
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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27 Jan 2005 03:19:27 AM |
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 02:53:49 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On 26 Jan 2005 16:23:33 -0800, said in
alt.atheism:
Good News!
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
No, please demonstrate.
Wanker!
All part of the Provident Plan. It says nothing in the Bible
concerning rights and wrongs concerning the ethics of usenet posting
and the need to abide by charters. So when it comes to the this sort
of thing Christians are lost without guidance. Once again their god
has failed them. They are like the Orcs in Lord Of the Rings. When the
big eye is toppled from the tower they are in darkness,confused and
without direction and flee in panic
All's fair in love, war and Bible pushing it seems.
Still it gives us a good laugh of a cold winters morning :-)
--
Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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28 Jan 2005 06:26:09 AM |
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 09:19:27 +0000, Les Hellawell
<myshredder@leswell.freeuk.com> wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 02:53:49 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On 26 Jan 2005 16:23:33 -0800, said in
alt.atheism:
Good News!
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
No, please demonstrate.
Wanker!
All part of the Provident Plan.
I'm with the Prudential.
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Puck Greenman
The spelling Like any opinion stated here
purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan
January 27th
Na bister 500,000
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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28 Jan 2005 06:32:00 AM |
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On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 12:26:09 GMT in alt.atheism, Dubh Ghall (Dubh
Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 09:19:27 +0000, Les Hellawell
<myshredder@leswell.freeuk.com> wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 02:53:49 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On 26 Jan 2005 16:23:33 -0800, said in
alt.atheism:
Good News!
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
No, please demonstrate.
Wanker!
All part of the Provident Plan.
I'm with the Prudential.
Jesus saves, with the Woolwich.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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28 Jan 2005 06:56:33 PM |
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On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 12:32:00 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> said in alt.atheism:
Jesus saves, with the Woolwich.
Or
Jesus saves, Moses invests.
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"The doctrine that the earth is neither the center of the universe nor immovable, but
moves even with a daily rotation, is absurd, and both philosophically and theologically
false, and at the least an error of faith."
- Catholic Church's decision against Galileo Galilei
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rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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29 Jan 2005 12:07:21 PM |
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On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 00:56:33 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
drained his beer, leaned back in the alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly
proclaimed the following
On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 12:32:00 +0000, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> said in alt.atheism:
Jesus saves, with the Woolwich.
Or
Jesus saves, Moses invests.
Jesus saves, Mohammed gets the win.
(Counting the days until Spring training starts...)
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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28 Jan 2005 06:39:42 AM |
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"Dubh Ghall" <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote in message
news:osbkv0prja0qth31un6eeahb9gfiee60hj@4ax.com...
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 09:19:27 +0000, Les Hellawell
<myshredder@leswell.freeuk.com> wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 02:53:49 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On 26 Jan 2005 16:23:33 -0800, said in
alt.atheism:
Good News!
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
No, please demonstrate.
Wanker!
All part of the Provident Plan.
I'm with the Prudential.
Blue Cross Blue Shield here
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "raven1" |
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27 Jan 2005 12:03:15 PM |
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On 26 Jan 2005 16:23:33 -0800, wrote:
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
Do you know how simple you have to be to believe in this superstitious
crap in the first place?
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| User: "Les Hellawell" |
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27 Jan 2005 03:12:31 AM |
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On 26 Jan 2005 16:23:33 -0800, wrote:
Good News!
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
Heaven, what's that and where is that? Surely when life ends, it is
then too late to go anywhere?
The good news is that God came from Heaven to earth in the person of
Jesus Christ over 2000 years ago
The poster has a curious idea of what 'news' is with a mythical story
of circa two thousands years ago. The reporter who made up this story
aught to get kicked out of the newspaper.
Isn't it interesting how these Christians seem to reverse everything?
Christian "News" = ancient mythology
Christian "Light" = the darkness of religion and closed minds
Christian "Truth" = mythology
Christian "Logic" = nonesense
Christian "science" = creationism
Christian "Knowledge" = belief
Christian "Morals" = do what I say, not what I do, anything is
justified in whatever I deem to be in the name of the 'Lord'
Christian "Love" = hate and spite towards everybody else
Christian "humility" = in your face certainty shouted out loud.
Christian "Holy Bible" = a old anthology of fairy stories to
shelved along with other books of fairy stories such as the brothers
Grimm
--
Les Hellawell
greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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26 Jan 2005 09:39:47 PM |
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On 26 Jan 2005, dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
Good News!
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
No, but I sense you are about to get into my face with it.
Some people believe that belonging to a local church, temple, mosque or
synagogue will get them to Heaven.
Others believe that water baptism, obeying the ten commandments or just
being a good person will get them to Heaven.
There are many other beliefs as well, but the good news about God's way
to Heaven is found in the Holy Bible.
Are the others wrong? Are they going to hell? Why?
The good news is that God came from Heaven to earth in the person of
Jesus Christ over 2000 years ago and died for our sins(misdeeds).
Others define sin differently, you know. They define it as being
disobedient to the god. Sin doesn't mean a damn thing to an atheist.
Atheists do not believe your god exists.
He
was born in the land of Israel supernaturally to a virgin Jewish woman
named Mary. He lived a sinless life for thirty-three years and then
sacrificed His sinless blood and died on a cross to pay the death
penalty for our sins. After Jesus was placed in a tomb He rose from the
dead three days later as He said He would. The Holy Bible also tells us
that Jesus Christ ascended into Heaven and that all who accept Him as
their Lord and Saviour will live forever with Him in Heaven where there
is no more death, sorrow, sickness and pain.
So what you are saying is that your perfect god created mankind in his
perfect image, but made the mistake of giving him the free will that
allowed him to disobey. He tried to wipe man's evil off the face of the
earth with a huge flood - when he could have used his god-magic and just
zapped things back to the way he wanted them. But that didn't work,
because evil reigned again, after all the races of people and species of
plants and animals re-evolved over just a few centuries. Not to be
outdone, he turned himself into a ghost and knocked up a virgin, who gave
birth to himself. Then later he killed himself on the cross so that all
humanity could be saved (from what I do not know), except for the ones
who don't believe in him.
Right?
What kind of a bumbling under-achiever is this god?
The Bible says, "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is
eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord." (Romans 6:23)
This verse in the Bible says, "For ALL HAVE SINNED, and come short of
the glory of God." (Romans 3:23)
This verse says, "But God demonstrates his own love for us in this:
While we were still sinners, Christ died for us." (Romans 5:8)
And this one says "And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the
flesh of your daughters shall ye eat." (Lev.26:29)
Are these cannibals going to be in heaven? If so, I don't want to go
there.
In this passage the Bible clearly explains how simple it is to be saved
and on your way to Heaven, "For if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus
is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead,
you WILL BE SAVED." (Romans 10:9)
Saved from what? Starvation? Taxes?
You can be saved right now and on your way to Heaven if you will open
your heart to Jesus and pray the following prayer:
Dear Jesus Christ,
Blow me.
<snip bleating>
You are delusional if you think some part of your body survives your own
death. Your entire argument is based on the wishful thinking of people
who fear death. Wishing for more life doesn't make death go away. Dying
happens to everyone, and it will happen to you. And when it happens, it
will be like the eternity of time before you were born. Your body will
be buried in a coffin six feet underground, and it will rot. And you,
your consciousness, will cease to exist forever. Why is that so
difficult to understand?
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you
wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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27 Jan 2005 12:17:51 PM |
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Vic Sagerquist wrote:
body will be buried in a coffin six feet underground,
and it will rot. And you, your consciousness, will
cease to exist forever. Why is that so difficult to
understand?
And why do people find this so scary? We're not scared to be un-born;
why be scared to be un-alive?
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herder
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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27 Jan 2005 01:41:39 PM |
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On 27 Jan 2005 10:17:51 -0800, "skyeyes" <skyeyes@dakotacom.net>
wrote:
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
body will be buried in a coffin six feet underground,
and it will rot. And you, your consciousness, will
cease to exist forever. Why is that so difficult to
understand?
And why do people find this so scary? We're not scared to be un-born;
why be scared to be un-alive?
Because it's part of their childhood religious brainwashing, and they
can't grasp that some people either lost it or weren't brainwashed
with it.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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27 Jan 2005 12:25:44 PM |
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on 27 Jan 2005 in alt.atheism, skyeyes dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
body will be buried in a coffin six feet underground,
and it will rot. And you, your consciousness, will
cease to exist forever. Why is that so difficult to
understand?
And why do people find this so scary? We're not scared to be un-born;
why be scared to be un-alive?
They cannot imagine being un-alive. They think they will somehow
experience it.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are the kind of
people you wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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