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27 Jan 2005 10:23:16 AM |
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(",) Hello, I Have Good News! |
Good News!
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
Some people believe that belonging to a local church, temple, mosque or
synagogue will get them to Heaven.
Others believe that water baptism, obeying the ten commandments or just
being a good person will get them to Heaven.
There are many other beliefs as well, but the good news about God's way
to Heaven is found in the Holy Bible.
The good news is that God came from Heaven to earth in the person of
Jesus Christ over 2000 years ago and died for our sins(misdeeds). He
was born in the land of Israel supernaturally to a virgin Jewish woman
named Mary. He lived a sinless life for thirty-three years and then
sacrificed His sinless blood and died on a cross to pay the death
penalty for our sins. After Jesus was placed in a tomb He rose from the
dead three days later as He said He would. The Holy Bible also tells us
that Jesus Christ ascended into Heaven and that all who accept Him as
their Lord and Saviour will live forever with Him in Heaven where there
is no more death, sorrow, sickness and pain.
The Bible says, "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is
eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord." (Romans 6:23)
This verse in the Bible says, "For ALL HAVE SINNED, and come short of
the glory of God." (Romans 3:23)
This verse says, "But God demonstrates his own love for us in this:
While we were still sinners, Christ died for us." (Romans 5:8)
In this passage the Bible clearly explains how simple it is to be saved
and on your way to Heaven, "For if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus
is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead,
you WILL BE SAVED." (Romans 10:9)
You can be saved right now and on your way to Heaven if you will open
your heart to Jesus and pray the following prayer:
Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so that I can have a home in
Heaven when I die. I agree with You that I am a sinner.
I believe You love me and want to save me. I believe that You bled and
died on the cross to pay the penalty for my sins. I believe that You
rose from the dead. Please forgive my sins and come into my heart and
be my Lord and Saviour. Thank You Lord Jesus Christ for forgiving me
and saving me through Your merciful grace. Amen.
You are now a Christian if you said the prayer and allowed God to save
you. Welcome to the family of God.
Salvation is not a reward but a gift. The Bible says it this way, "For
it is by GRACE you have been SAVED, through FAITH and this not from
yourselves, it is the GIFT of God." (Ephesians 2:8)
Nothing in the world is more important than your eternal destiny.
The Bible says, "In Him(Jesus) we have redemption through His blood,
the forgiveness of sins..." (Ephesians 1:7)
If you have not yet made a decision to be saved, please do so now
before it is too late. The reason why it is so important to be saved
now is because you do not know exactly when you will die. You may die
prematurely in a traffic accident, terrorist attack or some other way
before you get another chance to be saved.
The Bible tells us that we will spend eternity in Heaven or a place of
eternal torment called Hell. It would be terrible to die and go to Hell
when all you have to do is accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord
and Saviour.
Some people that have already made Jesus Christ their Lord and Saviour
worry about losing their salvation. The Bible teaches Christians that
we can never lose our salvation no matter what happens.
The Bible says it this way, "My dear children, I write this to you so
that you will not sin. But if anybody does sin, we have one who speaks
to the Father in our defense Jesus Christ, the Righteous One."
Yes my friend, Jesus Christ is able to save you and keep you saved.
Please tell your family and friends, thanks!
Have a great day!
Internet Evangelist R.L. Grossi
1. http://www.biblegateway.com << Free Online Bible
2. http://www.tbn.org/index.php/8/1.html << Free Online Movies
3. http://www.carm.org/cults/cultlist.htm << Beware Of Cults
4. http://www.equip.org/free/DH198.htm << About Hell
5. http://www.powertochange.com/questions/qna2.html << Is Jesus God?
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| User: "sanguinevikings" |
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27 Jan 2005 10:57:06 AM |
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<nice_reply_only@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1106842996.938872.149270@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Good News!
Yes my friend, Jesus Christ is able to save you and keep you saved.
Better news!
My CD rewriter saves me and keeps me saved - and it exists.
Buy a CD rewriter before it's too late.
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| User: "Elf M. Sternberg" |
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27 Jan 2005 01:07:28 PM |
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"sanguinevikings" <spam@spam.not> writes:
<nice_reply_only@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1106842996.938872.149270@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Good News!
Yes my friend, Jesus Christ is able to save you and keep you saved.
My CD rewriter saves me and keeps me saved - and it exists.
Buy a CD rewriter before it's too late.
You can fit an entire brainstate snapshot in 700MB? Wowsers.
Elf (who can't wait to be 'backed up all over the solar
system')
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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27 Jan 2005 01:15:30 PM |
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"Elf M. Sternberg" <elf@drizzle.com> wrote in
news:877jlyn11r.fsf@drizzle.com:
"sanguinevikings" <spam@spam.not> writes:
<nice_reply_only@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1106842996.938872.149270@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Good News!
Yes my friend, Jesus Christ is able to save you and keep you saved.
My CD rewriter saves me and keeps me saved - and it exists.
Buy a CD rewriter before it's too late.
You can fit an entire brainstate snapshot in 700MB? Wowsers.
Elf (who can't wait to be 'backed up all over the
solar system')
Use high compression and save only new information.
--
apatriot #23, aa #1779, Grand Poobah, EAC Department of Oxygen
Deprivation
Responsible for brain damage everywhere!
Gary Bohn
Science rationally modifies a theory to fit evidence, creationism
emotionally modifies evidence to fit the bible.
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| User: "Elf M. Sternberg" |
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27 Jan 2005 05:12:02 PM |
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Gary Bohn <garybohn@REMOVETHISaccesscomm.ca> writes:
"Elf M. Sternberg" <elf@drizzle.com> wrote in
news:877jlyn11r.fsf@drizzle.com:
"sanguinevikings" <spam@spam.not> writes:
<nice_reply_only@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1106842996.938872.149270@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Good News!
Yes my friend, Jesus Christ is able to save you and keep you saved.
My CD rewriter saves me and keeps me saved - and it exists.
Buy a CD rewriter before it's too late.
You can fit an entire brainstate snapshot in 700MB? Wowsers.
Elf (who can't wait to be 'backed up all over the
solar system')
Use high compression and save only new information.
And save every hour!
Elf
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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27 Jan 2005 05:23:14 PM |
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On 27 Jan 2005 11:07:28 -0800, "Elf M. Sternberg" <elf@drizzle.com>
said in alt.atheism:
"sanguinevikings" <spam@spam.not> writes:
<nice_reply_only@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1106842996.938872.149270@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Good News!
Yes my friend, Jesus Christ is able to save you and keep you saved.
My CD rewriter saves me and keeps me saved - and it exists.
Buy a CD rewriter before it's too late.
You can fit an entire brainstate snapshot in 700MB? Wowsers.
If it's the state of a Christian brain? You'll have enough room left
over to save about 90 minutes of music.
--
"religion did for *****, what Stonehenge did for rocks"
- The World Famous Tink
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "Lisbeth Andersson" |
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01 Feb 2005 03:02:43 PM |
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"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> skrev i meddelandet
news:gttiv0ppijoqpbufrc9poc35f7fqnrquun@4ax.com...
On 27 Jan 2005 11:07:28 -0800, "Elf M. Sternberg" <elf@drizzle.com>
said in alt.atheism:
"sanguinevikings" <spam@spam.not> writes:
<nice_reply_only@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1106842996.938872.149270@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Good News!
Do they really believe that we haven't heard this before?
Yes my friend, Jesus Christ is able to save you and keep you saved.
My CD rewriter saves me and keeps me saved - and it exists.
Buy a CD rewriter before it's too late.
You can fit an entire brainstate snapshot in 700MB? Wowsers.
If it's the state of a Christian brain? You'll have enough room left
over to save about 90 minutes of music.
Wrong! All those compartments with contradictory information takes
up a lot of place, not to mention all the mechanisms to decide wich
compartment to use in wich situation.
Lisbeth.
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The day I don't learn anything new is the day I die.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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27 Jan 2005 01:35:45 PM |
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on 27 Jan 2005 in alt.atheism, Elf M. Sternberg dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
"sanguinevikings" <spam@spam.not> writes:
<nice_reply_only@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1106842996.938872.149270@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Good News!
Yes my friend, Jesus Christ is able to save you and keep you saved.
My CD rewriter saves me and keeps me saved - and it exists.
Buy a CD rewriter before it's too late.
You can fit an entire brainstate snapshot in 700MB? Wowsers.
Elf (who can't wait to be 'backed up all over the solar
system')
brain dot zip
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are the kind of
people you wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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| User: "" |
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28 Jan 2005 04:40:38 AM |
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 16:57:06 -0000, "sanguinevikings" <spam@spam.not>
wrote:
<nice_reply_only@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1106842996.938872.149270@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Good News!
Yes my friend, Jesus Christ is able to save you and keep you saved.
Better news!
My CD rewriter saves me and keeps me saved - and it exists.
Buy a CD rewriter before it's too late.
or a DVD writer, better still!!!!
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| User: "Tock" |
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27 Jan 2005 02:48:22 PM |
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<nice_reply_only@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1106842996.938872.149270@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Good News!
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
It's tough to go anywhere once they throw you in a hole and cover you up
with dirt.
-Tock
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| User: "Lisbeth Andersson" |
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27 Jan 2005 04:26:31 PM |
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"Tock" <tock@sbcglobal.net> skrev i meddelandet
news:qscKd.9676$2e7.4709@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com...
<nice_reply_only@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1106842996.938872.149270@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Good News!
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
It's tough to go anywhere once they throw you in a hole and cover you up
with dirt.
Well, I heard about somebody who intended to earn a lot of money by
replacing
ordinary funerals by sending the cremated remains up in space and spreading
the
ashes there. I wouldn't call it easy though, getting all the money to pay
for it
would probably take an effort, rocket launches are not cheap.
Lisbeth
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The day I don't learn anything new is the day I die.
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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27 Jan 2005 05:00:56 PM |
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 23:26:31 +0100, "Lisbeth Andersson"
<lisand@bredband.net> wrote:
"Tock" <tock@sbcglobal.net> skrev i meddelandet
news:qscKd.9676$2e7.4709@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com...
<nice_reply_only@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1106842996.938872.149270@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Good News!
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
It's tough to go anywhere once they throw you in a hole and cover you up
with dirt.
Well, I heard about somebody who intended to earn a lot of money by
replacing
ordinary funerals by sending the cremated remains up in space and spreading
the
ashes there. I wouldn't call it easy though, getting all the money to pay
for it
would probably take an effort, rocket launches are not cheap.
You have to trust them.
Somebody in the Bay Area had a service where they scattered the ashes
over the Pacific. The police found several self-storage lockers full
of ash. Something had happened to his plane and he'd stored the ashes
there. Unmarked. In boxes. And when he got his plane fixed he'd got
into the habit of storing the ashes instead of scattering them.
Including a friend's late mother.
Lisbeth
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| User: "Rally" |
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27 Jan 2005 11:39:42 AM |
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<snip>
Wow!
Never in my adult life in the United States of America have I ever
heard that before. How can it be that there are so many people in the US
and abroad that haven't heard this "easier than MinuteMaid" absolute
truth answer for living forever?
I am amazed!
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| User: "Elf M. Sternberg" |
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27 Jan 2005 01:06:33 PM |
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writes:
Please don't lie to the good people of alt.atheism.
Elf
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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27 Jan 2005 05:34:04 PM |
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wrote in
news:1106842996.938872.149270@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
From:
***** you nicely.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Hurl, hurl, door gong's oil hair!
Wart inhale dough way cur?
Wart inhale dough way cur?
Hurl, hurl, door gong's oil hair!
Wart inhale dough way cur, nor?
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| User: "Werner Arend" |
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28 Jan 2005 02:47:43 AM |
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Good News!
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
Yet another one who wants to become a martyr by coming here.
Let's not oblige him and refrain from flaming him to death.
Werner
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| User: "MrPepper11" |
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27 Jan 2005 02:30:33 PM |
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Good News!
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has
ended?
Some people believe that belonging to a local church, temple, mosque
or
synagogue will get them to Heaven.
Others believe that water baptism, obeying the ten commandments or
just
being a good person will get them to Heaven.
Nothing beats good *****.
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| User: "dgillesp" |
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29 Jan 2005 10:04:00 AM |
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Good News!
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
Are you sure? Jesus said, "Strive to enter by the narrow door; for many, I
tell you, will seek to enter and will not be able. " Luke 13.24
Some people believe that belonging to a local church, temple, mosque or
synagogue will get them to Heaven.
The Church existed years before the New Testament was written. In fact, it
was the Church that wrote the 27 books, and as such it belongs to the Church
and is only understood in the context of the Church.
Others believe that water baptism, obeying the ten commandments or just
being a good person will get them to Heaven.
Jesus answered, "Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born of water and
the Spirit, he cannot enter the kingdom of God." John 3.5
"A lawyer stood up to put him to the test, saying, "Teacher, what shall I do
to inherit eternal life?" He said to him, "What is written in the law? How
do you read?" And he answered, "You shall love the Lord your God with all
your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your strength, and with all
your mind; and your neighbor as yourself." And he said to him, "You have
answered right; do this, and you will live."
Luke 10:25-28
There are many other beliefs as well, but the good news about God's way
to Heaven is found in the Holy Bible.
And what does the Bible say? "Let me ask you only this: Did you receive
the Spirit by works of the law, or by hearing with faith?" (note, it is
by _hearing_ not by reading, Gal 3.2) And further, "So faith comes from
what is _heard_, and what is heard comes by the preaching of Christ."
(note, faith is response to the Spirit by way of human lips and lives, the
Church).
The good news is that God came from Heaven to earth in the person of
Jesus Christ over 2000 years ago and died for our sins(misdeeds). He
was born in the land of Israel supernaturally to a virgin Jewish woman
named Mary. He lived a sinless life for thirty-three years and then
sacrificed His sinless blood and died on a cross to pay the death
penalty for our sins. After Jesus was placed in a tomb He rose from the
dead three days later as He said He would. The Holy Bible also tells us
that Jesus Christ ascended into Heaven and that all who accept Him as
their Lord and Saviour will live forever with Him in Heaven where there
is no more death, sorrow, sickness and pain.
Your creed above is basically drawn from the Nicene Creed but with certain
important omissions. Before it was ever determined which books belonged in
the New Testament, the Church adopted its confession of faith, The Nicene
Creed in 325 & 381 A.D, which continues as the official confession of faith
in Catholic, Orthodox, Anglican, Lutheran, Methodist, Reformed, and many
other churches comprising the vast majority of Christians today as well as
in all it's 2000-year history.
The Bible says, "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is
eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord." (Romans 6:23)
This verse in the Bible says, "For ALL HAVE SINNED, and come short of
the glory of God." (Romans 3:23)
This verse says, "But God demonstrates his own love for us in this:
While we were still sinners, Christ died for us." (Romans 5:8)
In this passage the Bible clearly explains how simple it is to be saved
and on your way to Heaven, "For if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus
is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead,
you WILL BE SAVED." (Romans 10:9)
But didn't Jesus say, "Not every one who says to me, `Lord, Lord,' shall
enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of my Father who is in
heaven." Matthew 7.21
You can be saved right now and on your way to Heaven if you will open
your heart to Jesus and pray the following prayer:
Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so that I can have a home in
Heaven when I die. I agree with You that I am a sinner.
I believe You love me and want to save me. I believe that You bled and
died on the cross to pay the penalty for my sins. I believe that You
rose from the dead. Please forgive my sins and come into my heart and
be my Lord and Saviour. Thank You Lord Jesus Christ for forgiving me
and saving me through Your merciful grace. Amen.
You are now a Christian if you said the prayer and allowed God to save
you. Welcome to the family of God.
I thought you implied that the Church ("family of God") is unnecessary and
strictly optional to salvation.
Salvation is not a reward but a gift. The Bible says it this way, "For
it is by GRACE you have been SAVED, through FAITH and this not from
yourselves, it is the GIFT of God." (Ephesians 2:8)
Nothing in the world is more important than your eternal destiny.
The Bible says, "In Him(Jesus) we have redemption through His blood,
the forgiveness of sins..." (Ephesians 1:7)
If you have not yet made a decision to be saved, please do so now
before it is too late. The reason why it is so important to be saved
now is because you do not know exactly when you will die.
Again, didn't Jesus say, "I came that they may have life, and have it
abundantly." Jn 10.10 Salvation's bottom line is not a ticket to heaven,
but rather a new life that begins here and now.
You may die
prematurely in a traffic accident, terrorist attack or some other way
before you get another chance to be saved.
The Bible tells us that we will spend eternity in Heaven or a place of
eternal torment called Hell. It would be terrible to die and go to Hell
when all you have to do is accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord
and Saviour.
Your scare tactics are more than obvious to the readers of this NG, and if
anything, will only further convince them that Christianity operates by
manipulation through fear. Take this word to heart, "There is no fear in
love, but perfect love casts out fear. For fear has to do with punishment,
and he who fears is not perfected in love." (1 Jn 4.18)
Some people that have already made Jesus Christ their Lord and Saviour
worry about losing their salvation. The Bible teaches Christians that
we can never lose our salvation no matter what happens.
Are you sure? "For it is impossible to restore again to repentance those
who have once been enlightened, who have tasted the heavenly gift, and have
become partakers of the Holy Spirit." Heb. 6.4
The Bible says it this way, "My dear children, I write this to you so
that you will not sin. But if anybody does sin, we have one who speaks
to the Father in our defense Jesus Christ, the Righteous One."
Yes my friend, Jesus Christ is able to save you and keep you saved.
There's a great difference between a friend and an acquaintance, not to
mention the difference between a friend and someone you've never met or
spoken to.
Denny
Please tell your family and friends, thanks!
Have a great day!
Internet Evangelist R.L. Grossi
1. http://www.biblegateway.com << Free Online Bible
2. http://www.tbn.org/index.php/8/1.html << Free Online Movies
3. http://www.carm.org/cults/cultlist.htm << Beware Of Cults
4. http://www.equip.org/free/DH198.htm << About Hell
5. http://www.powertochange.com/questions/qna2.html << Is Jesus God?
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| User: "Don Kresch" |
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27 Jan 2005 07:41:45 PM |
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In alt.atheism on 27 Jan 2005 08:23:16 -0800,
nice_reply_only@yahoo.com let us all know that:
Good News!
There is no god.
Don
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aa #51, Knight of BAAWA, DNRC o-, Member of the [H]orde
Atheist Minister for St. Dogbert.
"No being is so important that he can usurp the rights of another"
Picard to Data/Graves "The Schizoid Man"
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| User: "Werner Arend" |
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28 Jan 2005 02:50:59 AM |
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Don Kresch wrote:
In alt.atheism on 27 Jan 2005 08:23:16 -0800,
nice_reply_only@yahoo.com let us all know that:
Good News!
There is no god.
This is news?
Werner
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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27 Jan 2005 11:33:07 AM |
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In article <1106842996.938872.149270
@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>, said...
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
Do you how affordably you can own land in Florida?
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Brian E. Clark
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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27 Jan 2005 01:06:43 PM |
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On 27 Jan 2005 08:23:16 -0800, said in
alt.atheism:
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
Do you know how simple it is to get all your internet accounts
terminated?
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"Atheism is the world of reality, it is reason, it is freedom. Atheism is
human concern, and intellectual honesty to a degree that the religious mind
cannot begin to understand. And yet it is more than this. Atheism is not an
old religion, it is not a new and coming religion, in fact it is not, and
never has been, a religion at all. The definition of Atheism is magnificent in
its simplicity: Atheism is merely the bed-rock of sanity in a world of
madness."
[Atheism: An Affirmative View, by Emmett F. Fields]
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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27 Jan 2005 11:08:13 AM |
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On 27 Jan 2005 08:23:16 -0800, wrote:
Good News!
Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?
What a remarkable stupid question to ask on an atheist newsgroup.
But then you're an in-your-face rude, stupid believer who has no idea
of courtesy towards others.
[rest of this in-your-face rudeness snipped]
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: (",) Hello, I Have Good News! |
27 Jan 2005 12:42:03 PM |
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 08:23:16 -0800, nice_reply_only wrote:
Nothing in the world is more important than your eternal destiny.
Ironically, EVERYTHING in the world is more important than my eternal
destiny.
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "J Forbes" |
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| Title: Re: (",) Hello, I Have Good News! |
27 Jan 2005 01:01:07 PM |
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MarkA wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 08:23:16 -0800, nice_reply_only wrote:
Nothing in the world is more important than your eternal destiny.
Ironically, EVERYTHING in the world is more important than my eternal
destiny.
Not to a certain family of maggots....
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Jim
Visit the Selectric Typewriter Museum!
http://www.selectric.org
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: (",) Hello, I Have Good News! |
27 Jan 2005 11:29:35 AM |
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on 27 Jan 2005 in alt.atheism, dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
Good News!
Bush has been assassinated?
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are the kind of
people you wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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| Title: Re: (",) Hello, I Have Good News! |
27 Jan 2005 02:34:05 PM |
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AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! That means that ***** Cheney is President!!!!
RUN AWAY, RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh. <Whew> You're not serious. Don't scare me like that!
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herder
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