Religions > Atheism > ** Idiot chimp G W Bu$h Drunk Again - APEC? OPEC? Austria? Australia? <= the moron doesn't know the difference **
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** Idiot chimp G W Bu$h Drunk Again - APEC? OPEC? Austria? Australia? <= the moron doesn't know the difference ** |
The U$A deserves to have an imbecile like this as president.
APEC? OPEC? Thanks Austria
By staff writers
September 07, 2007 11:58am
US President George W. Bush today thanked "Austrian" Prime Minister John Howard,
in front of a summit of business leaders, for being a kind OPEC host.
OPEC is the Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries.
Mr Bush, who flew halfway around the world to be in Australia, not Austria, for
the APEC (Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation) summit of world leaders, took to
the stage at the Sydney Opera House.
He thanked Mr Howard for his introduction and for being such a "kind host" for
the OPEC summit.
"I mean APEC summit," he said.
"I've been invited to the OPEC summit next year. The APEC summit."
The faux pas brought laughter from his audience.
As if that was not enough though, Mr Bush also botched the host country's name,
referring to Mr Howard's visit to Iraq in 2006 as a thank you to "the Austrian
troops there".
Mr Bush also stumbled over his pronunciation of Jemaah Islamiah, the regional
terror network, but had no trouble with its abbreviation - JI.
Upon finishing his speech, Mr Bush took the wrong way off-stage and, looking
slightly perplexed, had to be redirected by Mr Howard to a centre-stage exit.
But not before a veteran White House correspondent seized the opportunity to ask
Mr Bush whether there had been any new message in his speech. Apparently
misunderstanding the question, he bristled and asked, "Haven't you been
listening to my past speeches?" before turning away.
White House aides later said Mr Bush had been joking and would not, in fact,
attend an OPEC summit.
Mr Bush is no stranger to the occasional faux pas, and often jokes about his
habit of mangling the English language.
One of his highest-profile gaffes came in May when, at a welcoming ceremony for
the Queen, he nearly placed her in the 18th century.
Then there was the famous incident at the G8 summit in St Petersburg in 2006
when Mr Bush, unaware he was on camera, greeted British Prime Minister Tony
Blair with the words "Yo Blair".
Mr Bush's sometimes muddled syntax and mispronunciation of words like nuclear
("nukular") have long been fodder for late-night TV comedians. But aides say his
folksy style has helped endear him to Middle America.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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12 Sep 2007 05:10:57 PM |
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 21:38:02 GMT, "The Cunning Linguist"
<thinhthi@pacbell.net> wrote:
In other words, you also couldn't find anyone to beat a chimp.
When? In 2000? Gore beat Bush in the election. We couldn't unpack
the Supreme Court fast enough to make it stick.
In 2004? When 8000 ballots for Bush were found in just one polling
place before the polls opened?
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rukbat at optonline dot net
Is he willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is impotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Whence then comes evil?
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| User: "William Wingstedt" |
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| Title: Re: ** Idiot chimp G W Bu$h Drunk Again - APEC? OPEC? Austria? Australia? <= the moron doesn't know the difference ** |
11 Sep 2007 09:05:48 PM |
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On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:14:38 -0700, "The Cunning Linguist"
<thinhthi@pacbell.net> wrote:
"The Chief Instigator" <patrick@io.com> wrote in message
news:szk8x7cygdr.fsf@eris.io.com...
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> writes:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:59:12 -0500, The Chief Instigator
<patrick@io.com> wrote:
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> writes:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 22:21:50 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Speaking of which, this was on the net today:
http://tinyurl.com/2autmh
I was right. He's moving to Dallas/
So he'll be screwing people even after he leaves office.
Fortunately, if we have to go up to Oklahoma, I-45 to US 287 to I-35W
neatly
dodges The Little Cluster of Mud Huts on the Trinity...
When I'm in Dallas, I hang around the area from 35-E to 75, from 30
north a few miles. If he goes downtown, or to Fair Park, that part of
the city will probably be shipped to Oklahoma so as to not
inconvenience him.
Actually, it'd be better if he wound up a bit southwest of Fair Park, say
around Pennsylvania and Central Expressway...;-)
If Bush is such a dimwit then what does that have to say about Democrats
losing twice to an idiot?
That there's more idiots than not.
Don't you guys know when to be embarrassed?
I didn't vote for him.
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2006-07 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: San Antonio 4, Houston 2 (April 15)
NEXT GAME: Saturday, October 6 vs. Chicago, 7:35
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: ** Idiot chimp G W Bu$h Drunk Again - APEC? OPEC? Austria? Australia? <= the moron doesn't know the difference ** |
11 Sep 2007 09:30:06 PM |
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On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:14:38 -0700, "The Cunning Linguist"
<thinhthi@pacbell.net> wrote:
If Bush is such a dimwit then what does that have to say about Democrats
losing twice to an idiot?
We'll let you know if it ever happens.
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| User: "johac" |
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11 Sep 2007 11:52:02 PM |
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In article <j2cde315rf9qu02kajmfjjpbr61vddi83l@4ax.com>,
Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 22:21:50 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Speaking of which, this was on the net today:
http://tinyurl.com/2autmh
I was right. He's moving to Dallas/
So he'll be screwing people even after he leaves office.
Yep. I'll add Dallas to the list of places I'm least likely to visit.
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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10 Sep 2007 02:08:39 PM |
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[Default] On Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:53:52 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Yep. And he can spend a lot of time fishing in that lake on his property
too.
Maybe finally using his head for something besides a hat rack - bait.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: ** Idiot chimp G W Bu$h Drunk Again - APEC? OPEC? Austria? Australia? <= the moron doesn't know the difference ** |
07 Sep 2007 06:33:37 PM |
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On Fri, 07 Sep 2007 21:30:26 GMT,
(William Wingstedt) wrote:
On Fri, 7 Sep 2007 10:47:35 -0400, "ike milligan"
<accordiondoc@mindspring.com> wrote:
"¥ UltraMan ¥" <ultra@man.jp> wrote in message
news:5kcomoF32sifU1@mid.individual.net...
The U$A deserves to have an imbecile like this as president.
APEC? OPEC? Thanks Austria
By staff writers
September 07, 2007 11:58am
US President George W. Bush today thanked "Austrian" Prime Minister John
Howard, in front of a summit of business leaders, for being a kind OPEC
host.
OPEC is the Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries.
Mr Bush, who flew halfway around the world to be in Australia, not
Austria, for the APEC (Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation) summit of world
leaders, took to the stage at the Sydney Opera House.
CBS News White house correspondent Mark Noler today on the radio said Mr.
Bush was tired. He did not mention the word "drunk".
He's probably severely and dangerously depressed.
With damn good reason too.
The world would be far safer if he were committed to a mental health
care facility.
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| User: "drew" |
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07 Sep 2007 10:08:14 AM |
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ike milligan wrote:
"¥ UltraMan ¥" <ultra@man.jp> wrote in message
news:5kcomoF32sifU1@mid.individual.net...
The U$A deserves to have an imbecile like this as president.
APEC? OPEC? Thanks Austria
By staff writers
September 07, 2007 11:58am
US President George W. Bush today thanked "Austrian" Prime Minister John
Howard, in front of a summit of business leaders, for being a kind OPEC
host.
OPEC is the Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries.
Mr Bush, who flew halfway around the world to be in Australia, not
Austria, for the APEC (Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation) summit of world
leaders, took to the stage at the Sydney Opera House.
CBS News White house correspondent Mark Noler today on the radio said Mr.
Bush was tired. He did not mention the word "drunk".
euphemism?
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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07 Sep 2007 04:14:51 PM |
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"drew" <awbomb@bushsucks.com> wrote in message
news:46e16961$0$24584$6e96da54@news.labyrinth.net...
ike milligan wrote:
"¥ UltraMan ¥" <ultra@man.jp> wrote in message
news:5kcomoF32sifU1@mid.individual.net...
The U$A deserves to have an imbecile like this as president.
APEC? OPEC? Thanks Austria
By staff writers
September 07, 2007 11:58am
US President George W. Bush today thanked "Austrian" Prime Minister John
Howard, in front of a summit of business leaders, for being a kind OPEC
host.
OPEC is the Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries.
Mr Bush, who flew halfway around the world to be in Australia, not
Austria, for the APEC (Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation) summit of world
leaders, took to the stage at the Sydney Opera House.
CBS News White house correspondent Mark Noler today on the radio said Mr.
Bush was tired. He did not mention the word "drunk".
euphemism?
Is "vacation" his euphemism for bender?
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
http://www.ashenempires.com
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07 Sep 2007 04:34:32 PM |
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On 7 Sep., 12:49, "=A5 UltraMan =A5" <ul...@man.jp> wrote:
The U$A deserves to have an imbecile like this as president.
APEC? OPEC? Thanks Austria
By staff writers
September 07, 2007 11:58am
US President George W. Bush today thanked "Austrian" Prime Minister John =
Howard,
in front of a summit of business leaders, for being a kind OPEC host.
To think that this illiterate moron was elected TWICE speaks volume
about the USA...
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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07 Sep 2007 09:12:29 PM |
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On Fri, 07 Sep 2007 14:34:32 -0700, wrote:
On 7 Sep., 12:49, "¥ UltraMan ¥" <ul...@man.jp> wrote:
The U$A deserves to have an imbecile like this as president.
APEC? OPEC? Thanks Austria
By staff writers
September 07, 2007 11:58am
US President George W. Bush today thanked "Austrian" Prime Minister John Howard,
in front of a summit of business leaders, for being a kind OPEC host.
To think that this illiterate moron was elected TWICE speaks volume
about the USA...
He was elected by the people once. Maybe.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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07 Sep 2007 06:34:14 PM |
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On Fri, 07 Sep 2007 14:34:32 -0700, wrote:
On 7 Sep., 12:49, "¥ UltraMan ¥" <ul...@man.jp> wrote:
The U$A deserves to have an imbecile like this as president.
APEC? OPEC? Thanks Austria
By staff writers
September 07, 2007 11:58am
US President George W. Bush today thanked "Austrian" Prime Minister John Howard,
in front of a summit of business leaders, for being a kind OPEC host.
To think that this illiterate moron was elected TWICE speaks volume
about the USA...
Or it's voting machine software...
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| User: "_ Prof. Jonez _" |
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07 Sep 2007 07:17:00 PM |
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Michael Gray wrote:
On Fri, 07 Sep 2007 14:34:32 -0700, wrote:
On 7 Sep., 12:49, "¥ UltraMan ¥" <ul...@man.jp> wrote:
The U$A deserves to have an imbecile like this as president.
APEC? OPEC? Thanks Austria
By staff writers
September 07, 2007 11:58am
US President George W. Bush today thanked "Austrian" Prime Minister
John Howard, in front of a summit of business leaders, for being a
kind OPEC host.
To think that this illiterate moron was elected TWICE speaks volume
about the USA...
Or it's voting machine software...
No, the morons who call themselves 'murrikans ...
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| User: "" |
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09 Sep 2007 07:06:16 AM |
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On 7 sep, 12:49, "=A5 UltraMan =A5" <ul...@man.jp> wrote:
The U$A deserves to have an imbecile like this as president.
APEC? OPEC? Thanks Austria
By staff writers
September 07, 2007 11:58am
US President George W. Bush today thanked "Austrian" Prime Minister John =
Howard,
in front of a summit of business leaders, for being a kind OPEC host.
OPEC is the Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries.
Mr Bush, who flew halfway around the world to be in Australia, not Austri=
a, for
the APEC (Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation) summit of world leaders, too=
k to
the stage at the Sydney Opera House.
He thanked Mr Howard for his introduction and for being such a "kind host=
" for
the OPEC summit.
"I mean APEC summit," he said.
"I've been invited to the OPEC summit next year. The APEC summit."
The faux pas brought laughter from his audience.
As if that was not enough though, Mr Bush also botched the host country's=
name,
referring to Mr Howard's visit to Iraq in 2006 as a thank you to "the Aus=
trian
troops there".
Mr Bush also stumbled over his pronunciation of Jemaah Islamiah, the regi=
onal
terror network, but had no trouble with its abbreviation - JI.
Upon finishing his speech, Mr Bush took the wrong way off-stage and, look=
ing
slightly perplexed, had to be redirected by Mr Howard to a centre-stage e=
xit.
But not before a veteran White House correspondent seized the opportunity=
to ask
Mr Bush whether there had been any new message in his speech. Apparently
misunderstanding the question, he bristled and asked, "Haven't you been
listening to my past speeches?" before turning away.
White House aides later said Mr Bush had been joking and would not, in fa=
ct,
attend an OPEC summit.
Mr Bush is no stranger to the occasional faux pas, and often jokes about =
his
habit of mangling the English language.
One of his highest-profile gaffes came in May when, at a welcoming ceremo=
ny for
the Queen, he nearly placed her in the 18th century.
Then there was the famous incident at the G8 summit in St Petersburg in 2=
006
when Mr Bush, unaware he was on camera, greeted British Prime Minister To=
ny
Blair with the words "Yo Blair".
Mr Bush's sometimes muddled syntax and mispronunciation of words like nuc=
lear
("nukular") have long been fodder for late-night TV comedians. But aides =
say his
folksy style has helped endear him to Middle America.
That is no sign of being drunk,
it might be a sign of Korsakov Syndrom.
The Republicans make a habit of putting forward presidents with a
memory problem.):
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10 Sep 2007 02:15:02 PM |
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[Default] On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 05:06:16 -0700, "pbamvv@worldonline.nl"
<pbamvv@worldonline.nl> wrote:
That is no sign of being drunk,
it might be a sign of Korsakov Syndrom.
The symptoms include:
Ataxia (loss of muscle coordination), apathy (like not finishing
anything he starts), retrograde amnesia and anterograde amnesia,
confabulation (inventing events), tremors, paralysis, lack of insight
and coma.
Seven out of eight isn't bad.
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07 Sep 2007 10:03:58 AM |
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On Fri, 7 Sep 2007 04:49:55 -0600, ¥ UltraMan ¥ wrote:
The U$A deserves to have an imbecile like this as president.
APEC? OPEC? Thanks Austria
This idiot is such an embarrassment to our country.
By staff writers
September 07, 2007 11:58am
US President George W. Bush today thanked "Austrian" Prime Minister John Howard,
in front of a summit of business leaders, for being a kind OPEC host.
OPEC is the Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries.
Mr Bush, who flew halfway around the world to be in Australia, not Austria, for
the APEC (Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation) summit of world leaders, took to
the stage at the Sydney Opera House.
He thanked Mr Howard for his introduction and for being such a "kind host" for
the OPEC summit.
"I mean APEC summit," he said.
"I've been invited to the OPEC summit next year. The APEC summit."
The faux pas brought laughter from his audience.
As if that was not enough though, Mr Bush also botched the host country's name,
referring to Mr Howard's visit to Iraq in 2006 as a thank you to "the Austrian
troops there".
Mr Bush also stumbled over his pronunciation of Jemaah Islamiah, the regional
terror network, but had no trouble with its abbreviation - JI.
Upon finishing his speech, Mr Bush took the wrong way off-stage and, looking
slightly perplexed, had to be redirected by Mr Howard to a centre-stage exit.
But not before a veteran White House correspondent seized the opportunity to ask
Mr Bush whether there had been any new message in his speech. Apparently
misunderstanding the question, he bristled and asked, "Haven't you been
listening to my past speeches?" before turning away.
White House aides later said Mr Bush had been joking and would not, in fact,
attend an OPEC summit.
Mr Bush is no stranger to the occasional faux pas, and often jokes about his
habit of mangling the English language.
One of his highest-profile gaffes came in May when, at a welcoming ceremony for
the Queen, he nearly placed her in the 18th century.
Then there was the famous incident at the G8 summit in St Petersburg in 2006
when Mr Bush, unaware he was on camera, greeted British Prime Minister Tony
Blair with the words "Yo Blair".
Mr Bush's sometimes muddled syntax and mispronunciation of words like nuclear
("nukular") have long been fodder for late-night TV comedians. But aides say his
folksy style has helped endear him to Middle America.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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07 Sep 2007 09:11:39 PM |
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On Fri, 7 Sep 2007 11:03:58 -0400, "P.Henry" <P.Henery@revolution.org>
wrote:
On Fri, 7 Sep 2007 04:49:55 -0600, ¥ UltraMan ¥ wrote:
The U$A deserves to have an imbecile like this as president.
APEC? OPEC? Thanks Austria
This idiot is such an embarrassment to our country.
And to our species.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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07 Sep 2007 11:52:46 PM |
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On Fri, 07 Sep 2007 22:11:39 -0400, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On Fri, 7 Sep 2007 11:03:58 -0400, "P.Henry" <P.Henery@revolution.org>
wrote:
On Fri, 7 Sep 2007 04:49:55 -0600, ¥ UltraMan ¥ wrote:
The U$A deserves to have an imbecile like this as president.
APEC? OPEC? Thanks Austria
This idiot is such an embarrassment to our country.
And to our species.
To any species, for that matter.
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