Religions > Atheism > ** Must See => Hilarious Catholic Mom gets ***** at Atheist son <= Too funny **
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11 Apr 2007 02:04:51 PM |
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** Must See => Hilarious Catholic Mom gets ***** at Atheist son <= Too funny ** |
http://tinyurl.com/2qy797
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| User: "_ Prof. Jonez _" |
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| Title: Re: ** Must See => Hilarious Catholic Mom gets ***** at Atheist son <= Too funny ** |
11 Apr 2007 02:38:09 PM |
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http://tinyurl.com/2qy797
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| User: "CE" |
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| Title: Re: ** Must See => Hilarious Catholic Mom gets ***** at Atheist son <= Too funny ** |
11 Apr 2007 03:01:24 PM |
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What's so funny about some poor kid getting yelled at - and a mother
worried about her son?
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| User: "_ Prof. Jonez _" |
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| Title: Re: ** Must See => Hilarious Catholic Mom gets ***** at Atheist son <= Too funny ** |
11 Apr 2007 03:06:41 PM |
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CE wrote:
What's so funny about some poor kid getting yelled at - and a mother
worried about her son?
Typical prevaricating christian ...
JOHN ADAMS: "This would be the best of all possible worlds,
if there were no religions in it."
JOHN ADAMS: Letters to F.A. Van Der Kamp 1809-1816. "How has it
happened that millions of myths, fables, legends and tales have been
blended with Jewish and Christian fables and myths and have made them
the most bloody religion that has ever existed? Filled with the sordid
and detestable purposes of superstition and fraud?"
THOMAS JEFFERSON: Notes on Religion, passed in the Assembly of
Virginia, in the Year, 1786. "Millions of innocent men, women and
children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt,
tortured, fined, and imprisoned. What has been the effect of this
coercion? To make one-half the world fools and the other half
hypocrites. To support roguery and error all over the earth."
THOMAS JEFFERSON: Letter to Thomas Whittemore, June 5, 1822:
"Christian creeds and doctrines, the clergy's own fatal inventions,
through all the ages has made of Christendom a slaughterhouse,
and divided it into sects of inextinguishable hatred for one another."
THOMAS JEFFERSON: "We discover in the gospels a groundwork of
vulgar ignorance, of things impossible, of superstition, fanaticism and
fabrication."
JAMES MADISON: "The purpose of separation of church and state is to keep
forever from these shores the ceaseless strife that has soaked the soil
of Europe with blood for centuries."
JAMES MADISON: "Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind
and unfits it for every noble enterprise."
GEORGE WASHINGTON: Treaty of Tripoli 1796: The government of the United
States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN: "The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason."
Ethan Allen: "That Jesus Christ was not God is evidence from his own words."
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| User: "satyr" |
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| Title: Re: ** Must See => Hilarious Catholic Mom gets ***** at Atheist son <= Too funny ** |
12 Apr 2007 12:27:06 AM |
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On 11 Apr 2007 13:01:24 -0700, "CE" <jlrisdon@gmail.com> wrote:
What's so funny about some poor kid getting yelled at - and a mother
worried about her son?
Is she worried that he will not get any presents for Christmas?
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satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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| User: "¥ UltraMan ¥" |
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| Title: Re: ** Must See => Hilarious Catholic Mom gets ***** at Atheist son <= Too funny ** |
13 Apr 2007 11:06:57 PM |
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satyr wrote:
On 11 Apr 2007 13:01:24 -0700, "CE" <jlrisdon@gmail.com> wrote:
What's so funny about some poor kid getting yelled at - and a mother
worried about her son?
Is she worried that he will not get any presents for Christmas?
LOL!
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: ** Must See => Hilarious Catholic Mom gets ***** at Atheist son <= Too funny ** |
11 Apr 2007 03:14:19 PM |
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"_ Prof. Jonez _" <theprof@jonez.net> wrote in message
news:584preF2enurfU1@mid.individual.net...
http://tinyurl.com/2qy797
I think her use of the word "fucking" made baby Jesus cry.
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http//www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Stephen Knight" |
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| Title: Re: ** Must See => Hilarious Catholic Mom gets ***** at Atheist son <= Too funny ** |
11 Apr 2007 09:20:21 PM |
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On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 15:14:19 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
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"_ Prof. Jonez _" <theprof@jonez.net> wrote in message
news:584preF2enurfU1@mid.individual.net...
http://tinyurl.com/2qy797
I think her use of the word "fucking" made baby Jesus cry.
I think he killed a kitten instead.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
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| User: "jcon" |
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| Title: Re: ** Must See => Hilarious Catholic Mom gets ***** at Atheist son <= Too funny ** |
11 Apr 2007 05:01:38 PM |
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On Apr 11, 2:04 pm, "_ Prof. Jonez _" <thep...@jonez.net> wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/2qy797
This would be totally hilarious if I didn't feel pretty damn
sorry for the kid for having to live with that crap.
I like the way she skipped right over the whole
burning in Hell thing and got right to the point:
"You're getting NOTHING for Christmas!". That
was straight out of South Park.
-jc
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: ** Must See => Hilarious Catholic Mom gets ***** at Atheist son <= Too funny ** |
11 Apr 2007 09:24:44 PM |
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On 11 Apr 2007 15:01:38 -0700, "jcon" <cirejcon@yahoo.com> wrote:
I like the way she skipped right over the whole
burning in Hell thing and got right to the point:
"You're getting NOTHING for Christmas!".
Well, that's a good reason for being a Christian, isn't it? Getting
presents?
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| User: "Hatter" |
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| Title: Re: ** Must See => Hilarious Catholic Mom gets ***** at Atheist son <= Too funny ** |
12 Apr 2007 07:29:36 AM |
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On Apr 11, 10:24 pm, Al Klein <ruk...@pern.invalid> wrote:
On 11 Apr 2007 15:01:38 -0700, "jcon" <cirej...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I like the way she skipped right over the whole
burning in Hell thing and got right to the point:
"You're getting NOTHING for Christmas!".
Well, that's a good reason for being a Christian, isn't it? Getting
presents?
That more or less the reason most televangelists do it.
Hatter
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| User: "Ronald More-More Moshki" |
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| Title: Re: ** Must See => Hilarious Catholic Mom gets ***** at Atheist son <= Too funny ** |
11 Apr 2007 07:48:11 PM |
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On Apr 11, 6:01 pm, "jcon" <cirej...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Apr 11, 2:04 pm, "_ Prof. Jonez _" <thep...@jonez.net> wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/2qy797
This would be totally hilarious if I didn't feel pretty damn
sorry for the kid for having to live with that crap.
I like the way she skipped right over the whole
burning in Hell thing and got right to the point:
"You're getting NOTHING for Christmas!". That
was straight out of South Park.
-jc
This was directed by Bill Donahue.
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| User: "satyr" |
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| Title: Re: ** Must See => Hilarious Catholic Mom gets ***** at Atheist son <= Too funny ** |
12 Apr 2007 12:26:00 AM |
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On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:04:51 -0600, "_ Prof. Jonez _"
<theprof@jonez.net> wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/2qy797
I about peed my pants when she told him he was gong to get nothing,
absolutely nothing for Christmas.
And how about dad just sitting there, drinking a beer, not taking
sides or even acknowledging that anything unusual is happening. I bet
he is thinking, boy I wish I had the courage to do that.
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satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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| Title: Re: ** Must See => Hilarious Catholic Mom gets ***** at Atheist son <= Too funny ** |
12 Apr 2007 07:07:35 AM |
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On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 00:26:00 -0500, satyr <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote:
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:04:51 -0600, "_ Prof. Jonez _"
<theprof@jonez.net> wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/2qy797
I about peed my pants when she told him he was gong to get nothing,
absolutely nothing for Christmas.
And how about dad just sitting there, drinking a beer, not taking
sides or even acknowledging that anything unusual is happening. I bet
he is thinking, boy I wish I had the courage to do that.
I pity the other kid once mom finds out he taped and posted it on Youtube!
Ben
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| User: "_ Prof. Jonez _" |
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| Title: Re: ** Must See => Hilarious Catholic Mom gets ***** at Atheist son <= Too funny ** |
12 Apr 2007 12:11:51 PM |
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satyr wrote:
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:04:51 -0600, "_ Prof. Jonez _"
<theprof@jonez.net> wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/2qy797
I about peed my pants when she told him he was gong to get nothing,
absolutely nothing for Christmas.
My favorite was this exchange:
Kid: "I don't believe in god"
Mom: "*****!! You got yourself *confirmed* and you *said* to the Bishop ..."
==== transcript====
Mom: "You're an atheist .!? Gimme a *fucking break* Michael..
Alright, you know what.? We need to start going to church every
week.
I've had it with this.."
Kid: "I don't believe in god"
Mom: "*****! You got yourself confirmed and you *said* to the Bishop ..."
Kid: " Yeah but alot can happen ... you can think ..."
<interupting>
Mom: " Well! <pounds table>.. well all of a sudden you can just *quit* believing
in god ?! ..."
<interjecting>
Kid: "Yeah!"
Mom:"All of a sudden there is no god ?!"
Kid: "Yeah!"
<mom gets up from table and angrilly approaches son grabs chair
and spins him around, gets inches from his face and screams>
Mom:<apoplectic> "well let me tell you .. you wanna know there is no god ?! well
then you're gonna get absoulutely nothing - NOTHING! FOR CHRISTMAS
because that's what Christmas is about is JESUS CHRIST!!"
<defensively shouts back>
Kid: " OK! ..."
Mom: " NO! It's NOT OK Michael! It is NOT OK! You have ...<tape cuts>"
==== end transcript ====
I wonder how bad she began beating him off-camera like a good christian mommy.
Be funny to send that tape to his Mother's Church Congregation ....
And how about dad just sitting there, drinking a beer, not taking
sides or even acknowledging that anything unusual is happening. I bet
he is thinking, boy I wish I had the courage to do that.
Homer Simpson
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