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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "= Vox Populi ©"
Date: 07 Apr 2004 06:14:49 PM
Object: => Virgin Mary plays Slots and Atlantic City ... no wonder children are starving to death ...! <=
antiTainment NEWS: J.Lo's Mom Hits $2.4 Million Jackpot, Thanks Virgin
Mary
Jennifer Lopez can now hit up her mother for a loan if her next film
bombs. J.lo's mother, Guadalupe Lopez, 58, won a $2.4 million jackpot on a slot
machine in Atlantic City this past weekend.
The senior Lopez was playing the slots at the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa
on Saturday night and had a big payoff when her $3 bet hit. Her win represents
the biggest slot payoff at Borgata since it opened last summer.
Was it luck? Not so, says Lopez. She attributes her win to the Virgin
Mary. "It was divine intervention," said the retired NYC kindergarten teacher.
"It's all about family," Lopez added. "All I ever wanted is to help them
and now I can." Guess J.Lo isn't sharing the wealth?
The irony here is the fact that gambling was one of the reasons that J.Lo
reportedly broke off her engagement to Ben Affleck. His love of big pots and
card games supposedly didn't sit well with J.Lo.
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number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."
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It's not that important. It's not our priority."
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User: "William Klee"

Title: Re: => Virgin Mary plays Slots and Atlantic City ... no wonder children are starving to death ...! <= 08 Apr 2004 12:19:32 PM
In article <RV%cc.279$Pn5.68963@news.uswest.net>, => Vox Populi ©
<vox@popu.li> wrote:

antiTainment NEWS: J.Lo's Mom Hits $2.4 Million Jackpot, Thanks Virgin
Mary

Jennifer Lopez can now hit up her mother for a loan if her next film
bombs. J.lo's mother, Guadalupe Lopez, 58, won a $2.4 million jackpot on a
slot
machine in Atlantic City this past weekend.
The senior Lopez was playing the slots at the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa
on Saturday night and had a big payoff when her $3 bet hit. Her win represents
the biggest slot payoff at Borgata since it opened last summer.

Was it luck? Not so, says Lopez. She attributes her win to the Virgin
Mary. "It was divine intervention," said the retired NYC kindergarten teacher.

"It's all about family," Lopez added. "All I ever wanted is to help them
and now I can." Guess J.Lo isn't sharing the wealth?

The irony here is the fact that gambling was one of the reasons that
J.Lo
reportedly broke off her engagement to Ben Affleck. His love of big pots and
card games supposedly didn't sit well with J.Lo.

Maybe she was irked because he didn't win big?
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if(posterID.equals("Robert B. Winn")){
N++; // N = number of Robert B. Winn Lies (tm)
S++; // S = number of Robert B. Winn Non-Sequitors (tm)
} // end if
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User: "Marky"

Title: Re: => Virgin Mary plays Slots and Atlantic City ... no wonder children are starving to death ...! <= 08 Apr 2004 11:54:03 PM
"William Klee" <fnordy2k@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:080420041219329689%fnordy2k@yahoo.com...

In article <RV%cc.279$Pn5.68963@news.uswest.net>, => Vox Populi ©
<vox@popu.li> wrote:

antiTainment NEWS: J.Lo's Mom Hits $2.4 Million Jackpot, Thanks

Virgin

Mary

Jennifer Lopez can now hit up her mother for a loan if her next

film

bombs. J.lo's mother, Guadalupe Lopez, 58, won a $2.4 million jackpot on

a

slot
machine in Atlantic City this past weekend.
The senior Lopez was playing the slots at the Borgata Hotel Casino

& Spa

on Saturday night and had a big payoff when her $3 bet hit. Her win

represents

the biggest slot payoff at Borgata since it opened last summer.

Was it luck? Not so, says Lopez. She attributes her win to the

Virgin

Mary. "It was divine intervention," said the retired NYC kindergarten

teacher.


"It's all about family," Lopez added. "All I ever wanted is to

help them

and now I can." Guess J.Lo isn't sharing the wealth?

The irony here is the fact that gambling was one of the reasons

that

J.Lo
reportedly broke off her engagement to Ben Affleck. His love of big pots

and

card games supposedly didn't sit well with J.Lo.


Maybe she was irked because he didn't win big?

Maybe she was irked because someone with a big irk was lurking behind
her...irk irk...
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