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Religions > Atheism |
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"DrPepperOkie" |
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19 Mar 2006 11:04:47 PM |
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#1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
My husband did this to me and I in turn played it on two of my sisters and
mother.
(Laughing so hard still I am almost peeing my pants :D)
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and back
and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light turned on.
Make it look smooth.
This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
Now if you have a darker seat, You can use honey or molasses or sorghum.
When I sat on the toilet, the seat came up with my *****!
If someone has a hairy *****, it makes it twice the fun.
I never laughed so hard and cried so many tears when I played it on my mom
and siblings.
LoL! My sister Glenda came out,with her shorts down to her ankles,and said
her purple panties were stuck to her ***** and when she tried to wipe the
sticky off, the toilet paper stuck too!
I collapsed on the floor with laughter!
She didn't like me for a full 15 minutes!
LoLoLoL!
DrPepperOkie
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
20 Mar 2006 10:59:50 AM |
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"DrPepperOkie" <DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:441e38e7$0$24335$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.com...
My husband did this to me and I in turn played it on two of my sisters and
mother.
(Laughing so hard still I am almost peeing my pants :D)
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and
back and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light
turned on. Make it look smooth.
This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
PLONK
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "chibiabos" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
20 Mar 2006 06:41:14 PM |
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In article <441e38e7$0$24335$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.com>,
DrPepperOkie <DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote:
My husband did this to me and I in turn played it on two of my sisters and
mother.
(Laughing so hard still I am almost peeing my pants :D)
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and back
and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light turned on.
Make it look smooth.
This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
Now if you have a darker seat, You can use honey or molasses or sorghum.
When I sat on the toilet, the seat came up with my *****!
If someone has a hairy *****, it makes it twice the fun.
I never laughed so hard and cried so many tears when I played it on my mom
and siblings.
LoL! My sister Glenda came out,with her shorts down to her ankles,and said
her purple panties were stuck to her ***** and when she tried to wipe the
sticky off, the toilet paper stuck too!
I collapsed on the floor with laughter!
She didn't like me for a full 15 minutes!
LoLoLoL!
DrPepperOkie
If you did that to me, the last thing you would ever see would be
porcelain.
-chib
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Member of S.M.A.S.H.
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
20 Mar 2006 08:12:08 PM |
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On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 16:41:14 -0800, chibiabos <chib@nospam.com> wrote:
- Refer: <200320061641142181%chib@nospam.com>
In article <441e38e7$0$24335$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.com>,
DrPepperOkie <DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote:
My husband did this to me and I in turn played it on two of my sisters and
mother.
(Laughing so hard still I am almost peeing my pants :D)
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and back
and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light turned on.
Make it look smooth.
This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
Now if you have a darker seat, You can use honey or molasses or sorghum.
When I sat on the toilet, the seat came up with my *****!
If someone has a hairy *****, it makes it twice the fun.
I never laughed so hard and cried so many tears when I played it on my mom
and siblings.
LoL! My sister Glenda came out,with her shorts down to her ankles,and said
her purple panties were stuck to her ***** and when she tried to wipe the
sticky off, the toilet paper stuck too!
I collapsed on the floor with laughter!
She didn't like me for a full 15 minutes!
LoLoLoL!
DrPepperOkie
If you did that to me, the last thing you would ever see would be
porcelain.
-chib
Urggh! Porcelain!
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
20 Mar 2006 04:38:55 AM |
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On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:04:47 -0600, "DrPepperOkie"
<DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <441e38e7$0$24335$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.com>
My husband did this to me and I in turn played it on two of my sisters and
mother.
(Laughing so hard still I am almost peeing my pants :D)
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and back
and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light turned on.
Make it look smooth.
This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
Now if you have a darker seat, You can use honey or molasses or sorghum.
When I sat on the toilet, the seat came up with my *****!
If someone has a hairy *****, it makes it twice the fun.
I never laughed so hard and cried so many tears when I played it on my mom
and siblings.
LoL! My sister Glenda came out,with her shorts down to her ankles,and said
her purple panties were stuck to her ***** and when she tried to wipe the
sticky off, the toilet paper stuck too!
I collapsed on the floor with laughter!
She didn't like me for a full 15 minutes!
LoLoLoL!
DrPepperOkie
How old are you?
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| User: "Liz" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
20 Mar 2006 05:49:01 AM |
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On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 21:08:55 +1030, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> in news message
<fh1t12dr3ee4rcqh01ap6dvqvsc0cep9i3@4ax.com> wrote:
On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:04:47 -0600, "DrPepperOkie"
<DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <441e38e7$0$24335$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.com>
[-----]
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and back
and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light turned on.
Make it look smooth.
This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
Now if you have a darker seat, You can use honey or molasses or sorghum.
When I sat on the toilet, the seat came up with my *****!
How old are you?
I'll take the under at 9.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
20 Mar 2006 05:55:50 PM |
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On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:49:01 GMT, Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote:
- Refer: <vb5t12dib65cf9stskp6k2prmr38vp4bs0@4ax.com>
On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 21:08:55 +1030, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> in news message
<fh1t12dr3ee4rcqh01ap6dvqvsc0cep9i3@4ax.com> wrote:
On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:04:47 -0600, "DrPepperOkie"
<DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <441e38e7$0$24335$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.com>
[-----]
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and back
and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light turned on.
Make it look smooth.
This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
Now if you have a darker seat, You can use honey or molasses or sorghum.
When I sat on the toilet, the seat came up with my *****!
How old are you?
I'll take the under at 9.
If the poster is under 9, that is a partial, (though neither total,
nor even acceptable), excuse for this kind of random and purely
vindictive behaviour.
Practical Joking is the coward's form of bullying, and requires huge
personal insecurity, and a distinct lack of self-esteem, to
perpetrate.
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| User: "DrPepperOkie" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
20 Mar 2006 09:10:48 PM |
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"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
news:j1gu12dvnvcdllgfos52r6ao9uufj4m5r6@4ax.com...
On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:49:01 GMT, Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote:
- Refer: <vb5t12dib65cf9stskp6k2prmr38vp4bs0@4ax.com>
On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 21:08:55 +1030, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> in news message
<fh1t12dr3ee4rcqh01ap6dvqvsc0cep9i3@4ax.com> wrote:
On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:04:47 -0600, "DrPepperOkie"
<DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <441e38e7$0$24335$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.com>
[-----]
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and
back
and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light turned
on.
Make it look smooth.
This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
Now if you have a darker seat, You can use honey or molasses or sorghum.
When I sat on the toilet, the seat came up with my *****!
How old are you?
I'll take the under at 9.
If the poster is under 9, that is a partial, (though neither total,
nor even acceptable), excuse for this kind of random and purely
vindictive behaviour.
Practical Joking is the coward's form of bullying, and requires huge
personal insecurity, and a distinct lack of self-esteem, to
perpetrate.
ROFL % ! My family and I lovingly play pranks on each other all the time.
TEE HEE! We don't take life too seriously so we do have fun once in a while.
:D
It is humiliation,or bullying,when you do it without permission.
It is known in our family that basically everyone is a prankster or
practical joker.
You never know when you are going to have one played on you in our family.
We think it is hilarious and only "get" family members, not unsuspecting
unrelated people in a public place or something.
I thought it was hilarious when my husband corn syrup'ed me.
I told him that was the best one I have ever heard of and told him that was
a good one,you should patent the idea,and you created a monster LoL!
It is not like I or we are going to go to Hell for it LoL! (PUN INTENDED)
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
21 Mar 2006 01:39:57 AM |
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On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 21:10:48 -0600, "DrPepperOkie"
<DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <441f6d59$0$3314$6d36acad@taz.nntpserver.com>
"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
news:j1gu12dvnvcdllgfos52r6ao9uufj4m5r6@4ax.com...
On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:49:01 GMT, Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote:
- Refer: <vb5t12dib65cf9stskp6k2prmr38vp4bs0@4ax.com>
On Mon, 20 Mar 2006 21:08:55 +1030, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> in news message
<fh1t12dr3ee4rcqh01ap6dvqvsc0cep9i3@4ax.com> wrote:
On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:04:47 -0600, "DrPepperOkie"
<DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <441e38e7$0$24335$6d36acad@titian.nntpserver.com>
[-----]
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and
back
and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light turned
on.
Make it look smooth.
This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
Now if you have a darker seat, You can use honey or molasses or sorghum.
When I sat on the toilet, the seat came up with my *****!
How old are you?
I'll take the under at 9.
If the poster is under 9, that is a partial, (though neither total,
nor even acceptable), excuse for this kind of random and purely
vindictive behaviour.
Practical Joking is the coward's form of bullying, and requires huge
personal insecurity, and a distinct lack of self-esteem, to
perpetrate.
ROFL % ! My family and I lovingly play pranks on each other all the time.
TEE HEE! We don't take life too seriously so we do have fun once in a while.
:D
It is humiliation,or bullying,when you do it without permission.
Agreed.
If that is with the truly uncoerced permission of the victim.
It is known in our family that basically everyone is a prankster or
practical joker.
You never know when you are going to have one played on you in our family.
We think it is hilarious and only "get" family members, not unsuspecting
unrelated people in a public place or something.
I thought it was hilarious when my husband corn syrup'ed me.
I told him that was the best one I have ever heard of and told him that was
a good one,you should patent the idea,and you created a monster LoL!
Remind me not to visit your area.
It is not like I or we are going to go to Hell for it LoL! (PUN INTENDED)
That would be quite impossible, as there is not such place.
(And could you please explain where the pun was.
I could not spot one.)
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
20 Mar 2006 06:37:42 PM |
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Michael Gray wrote:
Practical Joking is the coward's form of bullying, and requires huge
personal insecurity, and a distinct lack of self-esteem, to
perpetrate.
That's what we all told Robyn before passing on her little maze URL.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
21 Mar 2006 08:51:21 AM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:qVHTf.56459$H71.37302@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...
Michael Gray wrote:
Practical Joking is the coward's form of bullying, and requires huge
personal insecurity, and a distinct lack of self-esteem, to
perpetrate.
That's what we all told Robyn before passing on her little maze URL.
Hey! :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
20 Mar 2006 06:23:47 PM |
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On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:04:47 -0600, "DrPepperOkie"
<DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote:
My husband did this to me and I in turn played it on two of my sisters and
mother.
(Laughing so hard still I am almost peeing my pants :D)
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and back
and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light turned on.
Make it look smooth.
This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
Now if you have a darker seat, You can use honey or molasses or sorghum.
When I sat on the toilet, the seat came up with my *****!
If someone has a hairy *****, it makes it twice the fun.
I never laughed so hard and cried so many tears when I played it on my mom
and siblings.
LoL! My sister Glenda came out,with her shorts down to her ankles,and said
her purple panties were stuck to her ***** and when she tried to wipe the
sticky off, the toilet paper stuck too!
I collapsed on the floor with laughter!
She didn't like me for a full 15 minutes!
LoLoLoL!
DrPepperOkie
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How about saran wrap over the porcelain and leave the seat down on top
of it?
Or, wedge a stink bomb (ammonium sulfide in a glass ampule) so it
breaks when the seat is sat on.
Sunyata
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
20 Mar 2006 09:13:02 PM |
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wrote:
On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:04:47 -0600, "DrPepperOkie"
<DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote:
My husband did this to me and I in turn played it on two of my sisters and
mother.
(Laughing so hard still I am almost peeing my pants :D)
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and back
and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light turned on.
Make it look smooth.
This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
Now if you have a darker seat, You can use honey or molasses or sorghum.
When I sat on the toilet, the seat came up with my *****!
If someone has a hairy *****, it makes it twice the fun.
I never laughed so hard and cried so many tears when I played it on my mom
and siblings.
LoL! My sister Glenda came out,with her shorts down to her ankles,and said
her purple panties were stuck to her ***** and when she tried to wipe the
sticky off, the toilet paper stuck too!
I collapsed on the floor with laughter!
She didn't like me for a full 15 minutes!
LoLoLoL!
DrPepperOkie
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How about saran wrap over the porcelain and leave the seat down on top
of it?
Or, wedge a stink bomb (ammonium sulfide in a glass ampule) so it
breaks when the seat is sat on.
Sunyata
pointless, my sister farts worse than that !
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: #1 Prank to play ROTFFLMFAO! |
23 Mar 2006 06:14:06 PM |
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On 20 Mar 2006 21:13:02 -0600, bob young <alaspectrum@netvigator.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
Sunyata@wastherain.net wrote:
On Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:04:47 -0600, "DrPepperOkie"
<DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com> wrote:
[]
How about saran wrap over the porcelain and leave the seat down on top
of it?
Or, wedge a stink bomb (ammonium sulfide in a glass ampule) so it
breaks when the seat is sat on.
Sunyata
pointless, my sister farts worse than that !
Breathe deep....
the gathering gloom
bics flick in every room
the whole world goes kaboom!
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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20 Mar 2006 12:34:44 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet DrPepperOkie
(DrPepperOkieREMOVETHIS@gmail.com) made the light shine upon us with
this:
My husband did this to me and I in turn played it on two of my sisters
and mother.
(Laughing so hard still I am almost peeing my pants :D)
If you have a white toilet seat, put clear corn syrup on the sides and
back and look at how you applied it to see how it looks with the light
turned on. Make it look smooth.
This will not matter if it's dark ROFL!
Now if you have a darker seat, You can use honey or molasses or
sorghum.
When I sat on the toilet, the seat came up with my *****!
If someone has a hairy *****, it makes it twice the fun.
I never laughed so hard and cried so many tears when I played it on my
mom and siblings.
LoL! My sister Glenda came out,with her shorts down to her ankles,and
said her purple panties were stuck to her ***** and when she tried to
wipe the sticky off, the toilet paper stuck too!
I collapsed on the floor with laughter!
She didn't like me for a full 15 minutes!
LoLoLoL!
DrPepperOkie
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Of course, before attempting this you must ask yourself, "are there any
guns in the house, and are they loaded"?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Atheists get to live their lives in accordance with their own desires. I
call that a win, compared to the collossal waste of time being an active
Christian. Atheist: win. Christian: lose. "No win" never comes into
play, because there are no gods.
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