Religions > Atheism > 2004 DemocRATic National Convention Schedule ----- Boston!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Liberals Are Idiots" |
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27 Jul 2004 09:55:43 PM |
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2004 DemocRATic National Convention Schedule ----- Boston!!!!!!!!!!! |
2004 DemocRATic National Convention Schedule ----- Boston!!!!!!!!!!!
6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony. (Flag donated by Communist
Party USA) and synchronized motor cycle deployment color guard by the
famous Dykes on Trikes. (They are the ones who start all Gay pride
parades.)
6:10 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al
Sharpton. With special guest cleric, His Eminence Warlock Lucifer
Goldstein, Church of Satan USA, Los Angeles coven. The Friends academy
and Unitarian Universalist Congregation of Berkley will donate the
vestments.
6:30 p.m. - Anti-war song potpourri by Barbara Streisand and The Dixie
Chicks.
6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to Che Guevara. Sponsored by
Havana Club Rum, Cuba's number one and only Rum distributor. (Note:
Canadian made rum to be used instead of Cuban due to the evil
imperialistic US blockade of Cuban products into the US)
6:45 pm - John Kerry and John Edwards Coiffiure Session sensual group
massage clinic.
7:00 p.m. Multi media all star tribute theme to France. Followed by
the dangers of using underarm deodorant workshop.
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for Mumia Abu-Jamal defense fund. Harry
Belofante and Danny Glover will pass around da bucket.
7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany. (Music provided by the Young
Spartacist League Pol Pot players.
7:45 p.m. - Anti-war pep rally (Moderated by Michael Moore) followed
by small arms training and agit prop clinic for anti WTO activists and
the people who love them.
8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the Cuban Revolution..
Mast--bation and non explotively grown coffee break
8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop. (Alternative advanced
mast--bation workshop taught by Woody Allen and Pee Wee Herman)
9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)
Harlem Boys choir to sing here comes the bride/bride groom/groom.
Officiated by Rev. Joan Brown Campbell formally of The National
Council of Churches in Christ USA. MANDATORY ATTANDACE! Optional co-ed
orgy to follow.
9:30.p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.* Intermission * End USA
Imperial occupation of Puerto Rico, Iraq, and Afghanistan cocktail
mixer.
9:30 p.m. Workshop on exploiting your sexual addictions for personal
and politic growth.
10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
Marijuana brownies courtesy of High Times magazine. Milk donated by
Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield of Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream.
Bong hits break - Southern Comfort provided.
10:10 p.m. - Reenactment of Kerry's fake medal toss and demonstration
by Amy Carter on: Hemp products and the Bush Administration war to
stop them.
10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!' Get yo freak up am gonna
sex you up sign along. Sponsered by 11-99 UNION.
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L. (optional sex toy
how to class available for the squeamish)
10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to his mentor and political
soul mate, Dr. Fidel Castro..
Mast--bation break -
10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN. followed by underarm
hair braiding techniques given by songstress Ani Di Franco.
10:55 p.m. - Ron Reagan dances un pas de deux from Giselle with Cuban
dancer, Alicia Alonso (optional co-ed circle jerk in the convention
Jacuzzi parlor.)
11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed
trans-gender and same sex). Orgy to follow.
11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop. (Rep. Maxine Waters and Rep.
Jose Serrano will entertain us with a sampling of Gershwin and show
tunes sung in South Bronx Spanglish and Oakland Eubonics.
11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally. You will be instructed how to do
the shrilling noise Arab women and radicals do at rallies and desert
movies.
11:30 p.m. Optional do it yourself euthanasia and doctor assisted
suicide activist workshop.
11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. (Penthouse Pet of the Year
will translate in American Sign Language)
12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate. Optional mast--bation
break
12:30 p.m. Potluck late nite supper and sex orgy (sponsored by Planned
Parenthood and Trojans, Inc. America's # 1 brand of condoms.)
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Liberals Hate America
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