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Religions > Atheism |
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"Fredric L. Rice" |
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20 Jun 2004 12:21:13 PM |
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2004 Republican National Committee-Convention Schedule |
2004 Republican National Committee-Convention Schedule
6:00pm - Opening Arab Baby & Cross Burning Ceremony.
6:00pm - Opening secular prayers by Jim & Tammy Bakker
6:30pm - Pro-war concert by the "Good Ole Boys of Texas".
6:40pm - President Bush proposes a Coke Snort-in.
7:00pm - Tribute Theme to Nazi Germany, "Deutschland ueber Alles".
7:10pm - Collect offerings for the Tim McVeigh Memorial fund.
7:25pm - Tribute Theme to KKK, "My Brown Fingers".
7:45pm - A Pro-war rally (Moderated by Charlton Heston)
8:25pm - President Bush proposes a Coke Snort-in.
8:30pm - John Birch Society - Appreciation Workshop.
9:00pm - "Stealing taxpayers money and spending it on hookers, drugs and
gambling."- Guest Speaker Trent Lott
9:30pm - * Intermission - President Bush proposes a Coke Snort-in.*
10:00pm - Posting the Swastika by Arnold Schwarzenigger & Maria Shriver
10:10pm - Reenactment of Cheney's fake medical deferment.
10:20pm - Cameo of Rush Limbaugh's Anal Cyst!
10:30pm - Stem Cell Research demonstration by former President Nancy
Reagan.
10:40pm - President Bush proposes a Coke Snort-in.
10:50pm - Pledge of Allegiance to the Republican Party by Hannity.
11:00pm - Inductees - Multiple DUI Hall of Fame Ceremony
11:15PM - Maximizing Draft-dodging Workshop.
11:30pm - Diaper Changing with Laura Bush.
11:59PM - President Bush proposes a Coke Snort-in.
12:00am - Nomination of PUG Candidate.
12:01AM - President Bush proposes an all-night Coke Snort-in.
12:30AM - "Gangin' a Crack Ho" with the RNC at the Motel 6 - all nite!
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| User: "nu-monet v6.0" |
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| Title: Re: 2004 Democratic National Committee-Convention Schedule |
20 Jun 2004 02:53:15 PM |
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Fredric L. Rice wrote:
2004 Democratic National Committee-Convention Schedule
0600 - Riot
26 July
Teddy Kennedy given Lifetime Achievement Award on
the 35th anniversary of Chappaquidick. Really.
Just like on the old National Lampoon surprise
poster. What are they thinking?
Rest of the time - Riot
Kerry given the nomination via cell phone. Accepts
by saying "Yeah."
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