http://justicefornone.com/article.php?story=20060130202145457
I was late for work today.
After my morning prayers were verified by the precinct priest, I stopped by
the corner news vendor for a copy of The Daily Directive - I sure didn't
want to be caught without the day's Presidential Edicts on hand. As I was
waiting for the CoalBus, the group I was with, was called on to Witness the
trial and Just Stoning of a suspected lesbian.
The arresting priest kindly demanded our obedience, and we all complied,
giving Thanks to God and our glorious Leader for the gift of seeing the
wicked exposed, and duly punished. Praise God.
I humbly explained my tardiness to the Corporate supervisor, and he
righteously docked me two days pay and re-assigned me to the casket room. I
am thankful to the supervisor for giving me the gift of humility. Praise
God.
As a dutiful employee (and parishioner of my country), I joined the others
during the day’s meal period to read through today's Presidential Edicts. I
was gladdened to see that President Bush (long may he rule in God's name)
finally disbanded the Congress (they deserved it, after trying to debate
the 32nd Amendment).
After all, everyone knows God told our eternal President that repealing the
Bill of Rights was our best defense against the Godless terrorists
and wicked homosexuals. And, to be fair, Congress did pass the last two
Amendments as ordered by Holy Justice Alito and Holy Supreme Justice
Roberts.
And Governor-General Gonzolaz has decreed the banning to be fully within
our Holy Leader's divine stricture. Who needs a Congress anyway, when our
Corporations do a better job of representing us, as was intended by the
Founding Shareholders? Congress was just a waste of divine resources,
better put to fighting the terrorists, homosexuals, and liberals. Praise
God.
Speaking of liberals, we caught one in our section today. I was finishing
up the frame of a very nice casket for a Crusader who died in Massachusetts
fighting against terrorists, when the man next to me commented about what a
"waste" it was to send our young men and women off to die. Luckily, the
monitors were on their toes, and before I could even straighten up to
inform the shift supervisor he was swarmed by Corporate priests, who
performed a quick exorcism to cleanse him of blasphemous thoughts, which
thankfully, ended his life. Praise God.
It has been about ten years now, since our President was ordered by God to
retain his holy office, and as a faithful American, I couldn't be happier.
I used to miss my children, but their service in the munitions factory
takes precedence over a parent's love, and I am proud of them - their
section always turns a profit. Praise God.
Tomorrow is my mother's Final Conversion. I have been ordered to attend by
the precinct priest. She might have been granted another five years, had
she a skill of any use to the Corporation in charge of our county, but
school teachers are not profitable, and at 60, she is merely a useless
pensioner, a drain on the sacred balance sheet.
I am thankful that her body will provide at least heat energy to the
munitions factory where her grandchildren work. I only hope when my Final
Conversion comes, the Corporation will find my body so useful - perhaps
I'll even be chosen as an Organ Donor. Who knows? Maybe my kidneys or liver
will go to extend the life of a Divine CEO. Dear Lord and President, I pray
I might be so blessed. Praise God.
Lord Cerne Abbas
We shall go on to the end, we shall defend our World, whatever the cost may
be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the
hills; we shall never surrender, and even if this World, or a large part of
it were subjugated and starving, then we would carry on the struggle,
until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might,
steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old."
To rebel is right, to disobey is a duty, to act is necessary !
http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/identity.html
http://www.veloceraptor.free-online.co.uk/mylinks.html
http://lordcerneabbas.blogspot.com/
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"The power of the Executive to cast a man into prison without formulating
any charge known to the law, and particularly to deny him the judgement of
his peers, is in the highest degree odious and is the foundation of all
totalitarian government whether Nazi or Communist." -- W. Churchill, Nov
21, 1943 (Or whether Christofascist Republican.)
"When the powers of state, that have been mandated to reach out and protect the
interest of people, begin to usurp the Constitution and undermine our laws,
people must rise up and speak against the regime. If the citizens fail to hear
that call, they should be charged with patriotic treason." -- Theodore Roosevelt,
the 26th President of the United States (1901-1909) (Every Bush Republican is
a traitor according to Theodore Roosevelt.)
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