* A definition of religion *
/for the clueless/
by Yibbles
MAN1: I am going to tell five hundred lies to the suckers and make them
like it. P.T. Barnum was right: there IS a sucker born every minute!
Plenty
of plump, willing fools!
MAN2: Hey boss, hey boss.
MAN1: What, Skippy?
MAN2: What's the fun of tellin' all those lies if we can't make some
money
off it? You know, Jew'em out of a little cash?
MAN1: You are right. I shall tell five hundred lies to the suckers and
they
will pay me to do so. What a glorious con!
MAN2: Hey boss.
MAN1: What, Skippy?
MAN2: Hey boss. If they's all suckers 'n stuff, well, what's the fun of
just taking their money, I mean, can't we have some fun wit' em too?
You know, make'em ready any time for, uh, entertainments 'n stuff.
MAN1: Ah, you are wise for your age, Skippy. Yes, we shall lie to them,
we shall take their money, and when we desire, we shall have our way
with them. What fun! Yes, THIS is what it means to be ALIVE.
MAN2: Can I have a choir boy all to myself?
MAN1: Absolutely! And two for me. Sweet, tender boys...
ATHEIST: (coughs) Excuse me, did I just overhear you say that you plan
to
lie, cheat, steal, and sexually abuse people? Who in the hell are
you
people, the Mafia?
MAN1: Blashphemer!
MAN2: Yeah! You should be PRISON, man! You're like a... a heretic!
ATHEIST: Oh, I see, you're church people. I have to go make a call...
to the police.
-Exuent-
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