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"Mark Earnest" |
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26 May 2007 11:13:19 PM |
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A fine daiquiri for today |
I just love daiquiris.
I am not talking about the drink.
A female manifestation of God is also called a daiquiri.
A friend of mine whom also happens to be a daiquiri just complimented
my haircut.
I have not even seen her since a I got a haircut.
If you really want to know if there is such a thing as God, you have
to notice things like this.
Daiquiris, yes, daiquiris are quite good.
Can't get enough of them.
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| User: "BuddyThunder" |
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| Title: Re: A fine daiquiri for today |
28 May 2007 03:35:40 AM |
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Mark Earnest wrote:
I just love daiquiris.
I am not talking about the drink.
A female manifestation of God is also called a daiquiri.
A friend of mine whom also happens to be a daiquiri just complimented
my haircut.
I have not even seen her since a I got a haircut.
If you really want to know if there is such a thing as God, you have
to notice things like this.
Daiquiris, yes, daiquiris are quite good.
Can't get enough of them.
Well ... this is even weirder than normal. I'm curious, where did you
pull "daiquiris" from?
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| User: "Mark Earnest" |
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| Title: Re: A fine daiquiri for today |
28 May 2007 08:01:45 PM |
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"BuddyThunder" <nospam@paradise.net.nz> wrote in message
news:465a945d$1@clear.net.nz...
Mark Earnest wrote:
I just love daiquiris.
I am not talking about the drink.
A female manifestation of God is also called a daiquiri.
A friend of mine whom also happens to be a daiquiri just complimented
my haircut.
I have not even seen her since a I got a haircut.
If you really want to know if there is such a thing as God, you have
to notice things like this.
Daiquiris, yes, daiquiris are quite good.
Can't get enough of them.
Well ... this is even weirder than normal. I'm curious, where did you
pull "daiquiris" from?
My imagination.
I was encountering female manifestations of God right and left, and
precisely just had to have something to call them.
And the female manifestations of God always left me feeling a little hazy,
good, but hazy.
Hence the name, daiquiris.
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| User: "BuddyThunder" |
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| Title: Re: A fine daiquiri for today |
29 May 2007 01:59:00 AM |
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Mark Earnest wrote:
"BuddyThunder" <nospam@paradise.net.nz> wrote in message
news:465a945d$1@clear.net.nz...
Mark Earnest wrote:
I just love daiquiris.
I am not talking about the drink.
A female manifestation of God is also called a daiquiri.
A friend of mine whom also happens to be a daiquiri just complimented
my haircut.
I have not even seen her since a I got a haircut.
If you really want to know if there is such a thing as God, you have
to notice things like this.
Daiquiris, yes, daiquiris are quite good.
Can't get enough of them.
Well ... this is even weirder than normal. I'm curious, where did you
pull "daiquiris" from?
My imagination.
I was encountering female manifestations of God right and left, and
precisely just had to have something to call them.
And the female manifestations of God always left me feeling a little hazy,
good, but hazy.
Hence the name, daiquiris.
Okaaaaay. There's a couple of women at work who leave me feeling a
little warm in that special way, but I don't assume them to be female
manifestations of any god. Maybe they are though, because I'm forever
muttering sentences beginning with "Oh god, I really wanna..." :-)
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| User: "Mark Earnest" |
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| Title: Re: A fine daiquiri for today |
29 May 2007 05:39:08 PM |
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"BuddyThunder" <nospam@paradise.net.nz> wrote in message
news:465bcf36$1@clear.net.nz...
Mark Earnest wrote:
"BuddyThunder" <nospam@paradise.net.nz> wrote in message
news:465a945d$1@clear.net.nz...
Mark Earnest wrote:
I just love daiquiris.
I am not talking about the drink.
A female manifestation of God is also called a daiquiri.
A friend of mine whom also happens to be a daiquiri just complimented
my haircut.
I have not even seen her since a I got a haircut.
If you really want to know if there is such a thing as God, you have
to notice things like this.
Daiquiris, yes, daiquiris are quite good.
Can't get enough of them.
Well ... this is even weirder than normal. I'm curious, where did you
pull "daiquiris" from?
My imagination.
I was encountering female manifestations of God right and left, and
precisely just had to have something to call them.
And the female manifestations of God always left me feeling a little
hazy,
good, but hazy.
Hence the name, daiquiris.
Okaaaaay. There's a couple of women at work who leave me feeling a
little warm in that special way, but I don't assume them to be female
manifestations of any god. Maybe they are though, because I'm forever
muttering sentences beginning with "Oh god, I really wanna..." :-)
That is no way to treat the holy.
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| User: "BuddyThunder" |
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| Title: Re: A fine daiquiri for today |
30 May 2007 03:38:53 AM |
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Mark Earnest wrote:
"BuddyThunder" <nospam@paradise.net.nz> wrote in message
news:465bcf36$1@clear.net.nz...
Mark Earnest wrote:
"BuddyThunder" <nospam@paradise.net.nz> wrote in message
news:465a945d$1@clear.net.nz...
Mark Earnest wrote:
I just love daiquiris.
I am not talking about the drink.
A female manifestation of God is also called a daiquiri.
A friend of mine whom also happens to be a daiquiri just complimented
my haircut.
I have not even seen her since a I got a haircut.
If you really want to know if there is such a thing as God, you have
to notice things like this.
Daiquiris, yes, daiquiris are quite good.
Can't get enough of them.
Well ... this is even weirder than normal. I'm curious, where did you
pull "daiquiris" from?
My imagination.
I was encountering female manifestations of God right and left, and
precisely just had to have something to call them.
And the female manifestations of God always left me feeling a little
hazy,
good, but hazy.
Hence the name, daiquiris.
Okaaaaay. There's a couple of women at work who leave me feeling a
little warm in that special way, but I don't assume them to be female
manifestations of any god. Maybe they are though, because I'm forever
muttering sentences beginning with "Oh god, I really wanna..." :-)
That is no way to treat the holy.
Hey, I'm *complimenting* them! That's a good thing right?! And that's
exactly what I'll tell the employment tribunal too. ;-) Don't get all
serious on us, I'm pretty sure that they're not that holy. Divine, but
not holy. Yours aren't either. They're regular women that might just
have turned you on a little. :-)
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| User: "Geoff" |
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| Title: Re: A fine daiquiri for today |
27 May 2007 11:34:34 AM |
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Mark Earnest wrote:
I just love daiquiris.
I am not talking about the drink.
A female manifestation of God is also called a daiquiri.
Yes, we know you are an idiot.
A friend of mine whom also happens to be a daiquiri just complimented
my haircut.
I have not even seen her since a I got a haircut.
She's running in the opposite direction.
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" |
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| Title: Re: A fine daiquiri for today |
27 May 2007 04:39:14 AM |
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On May 27, 5:13 am, "Mark Earnest" <gmearn...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I just love daiquiris.
I am not talking about the drink.
A female manifestation of God is also called a daiquiri.
A friend of mine whom also happens to be a daiquiri just complimented
my haircut.
I have not even seen her since a I got a haircut.
If you really want to know if there is such a thing as God, you have
to notice things like this.
Daiquiris, yes, daiquiris are quite good.
Can't get enough of them.
Is this you?
http://www.asienguiden.se/thailand/krabi/krabi_bilder/bilder/pina_colada.jpg
The container, not the drink.
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