"Phaedrine" <Phaedrine.Stonebridge@nospamgmail.com> wrote in message
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In article
<zwTPg.70251$QM6.43259@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
"Warren Hopper" <WarrenHopper@CottontailClub.net> wrote:

Bearing false witness is the surest road to hell. By posting
false messages like this, you are well on your way to the fiery
firmament, I'm happy to say. This anguished yelp is a crock of
provocateur *****.

And lets not forget to mention that binary thinking that's in such
vogue these days thanks to posterior orifices like Karl Rove. If
one is not a Christian of the brand illustrated above, then one
obviously engages in animal "husbandry". Uh huh. Sure. That
sounds so much like, "If you are opposed to the war in Iraq, then
you're a friend of Bin Laden.

They now deny that they ever said that, of course.

There can be no in-between with these noodleheads. I really had a
laugh over that series, "pain, despair, misery, and bestiality".
Now there's a group of words you don't often see in series. Kinda
reminds me of "5, 7, 11, 13, sheep". The Religionistas must be
including that on the new ACT as a substitute for that question on
evolution. I suspect that he finds the word so titillating, it
just had to go in there.

Political titillation is their meat and pota-toes. Since Rush
started hitting the scag, they don't seem quite so vocal as in years
of yore. Far right politics seemed like such fun at first, until the
butcher bill came due.

Nice to see you haven't gone tharn or anything; how are things down
in the old warren? :)

Moldering away nicely, I'm growing mushrooms on my ears and toes

Soon I'll have to head south, I migrate rather than hibernate. Would
you want to spent the winter cooped up in a hole with 378 relatives
and in-laws ? It makes Thanksgiving look like Mardi Gras.

I trust that your power washer is still spritzing away fungus in a
lively manner.

Here's stay
That shakes the rotten carcass of old Death Out of his rags ! Here's
a large mouth, indeed, That spits forth death and mountains, rocks
and seas, Talks as familiarly of roaring lions As maids of thirteen
do of puppy dogs.

- King John, Shakespeare ( maybe not, the cadence is cracked
)

In article <1158701138.855987.263060@k70g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, Lucifer
says...

[snip]

Right. Now that's out of my system. We don't believe in jebus, ok, or
any of the rest of your crock. That means hell doesn't scare us.
Understand, or do I have to explain it in even simpler terms for a
simple mind like yours?

I know all about what it is you don't believe. I know that hell doesn't scare
you. The point is, it should. Not surprised it got past you. The renowned
atheist intellect I hear so much about never seems to appear when you need it.

I know all about what it is you don't believe. I know that hell doesn't scare
you. The point is, it should.

Not surprised it got past you. The renowned
atheist intellect I hear so much about never seems to appear when you need it.

On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 18:16:59 -0400, Christopher A. Lee
<calee@optonline.net> wrote:

On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 17:43:43 -0400,

On 19 Sep 2006 10:13:10 -0000, Zacharias Mulletstein
<anon@comments.header> wrote:

Dear Christian friends, we all will come to a fork in the road. Will we
take the road to atheism, which leads to pain, despair, misery, and
bestiality? Or will we take the path to the One lamb virgin rabble
rouser of the vast oceans, Jesus Christ? You must think real hard about
which way you want to go. The wrong road leads to hell. And I will be
deriving power from your anguished yelps, and laughing as you eternally
rot.

So there are two men at the fork, one who is known to always lie and
one who is known to always tell the truth. You are allowed one and
question only. What is the question and who do you ask to be sure to
find the correct way?

"What will the other bloke say is the right way?"

Then take the opposite.

If the one you ask isn't the Christian^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hliar then
he'll tell the truth about what the other guy says, which would be the
wrong way.

If the one you ask is the Christian^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hliar he'll lie
about what the other one says and tell you the wrong way.

Natch.

From: Sunyata of America!!!



------------------------------------------------------------------
"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders
of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple
matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist
dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no
voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders.
That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked,
and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the
country to greater danger."


-- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials
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Used to be that the rich got richer and the poor got poorer. Now the
rich are killing the poor because they don't need us any more. The
automatons we built for them replaced us. Now we can't shine their shoes.
Take that, SUCKERS!

"Zooropa" <Zooropa.Lady@gmail.com> wrote in
news:1158737705.782756.50390@k70g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

dschrama@gmail.com wrote:

Someone who laughs at others rotting in hell seems to have missed an
important message in the bible. I think you will rot in hell as well
with such an attitude. It is not exactly loving the others.

Zacharias Mulletstein schreef:

Dear Christian friends, we all will come to a fork in the road.
Will we take the road to atheism, which leads to pain, despair,
misery, and bestiality? Or will we take the path to the One lamb
virgin rabble rouser of the vast oceans, Jesus Christ? You must
think real hard about which way you want to go. The wrong road
leads to hell. And I will be deriving power from your anguished
yelps, and laughing as you eternally rot.

I heard that is basically what Jesus did between his crucifiction and
his resurrection.

A fundie girl said he went to hell to explain to those there why they
were there...this is also how she explained that her god indeed is
fair.

Same girl who believes men have less ribs than women.

Same girl who said that I am just as bad as Ted Bundy, because a sin
is a sin is a sin.

She's a gem.

She single?

"Zooropa" <Zooropa.Lady@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1158737705.782756.50390@k70g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

dschrama@gmail.com wrote:

Someone who laughs at others rotting in hell seems to have missed an
important message in the bible. I think you will rot in hell as well
with such an attitude. It is not exactly loving the others.

Zacharias Mulletstein schreef:

Dear Christian friends, we all will come to a fork in the road. Will
we
take the road to atheism, which leads to pain, despair, misery, and
bestiality? Or will we take the path to the One lamb virgin rabble
rouser of the vast oceans, Jesus Christ? You must think real hard
about
which way you want to go. The wrong road leads to hell. And I will be
deriving power from your anguished yelps, and laughing as you eternally
rot.

I heard that is basically what Jesus did between his crucifiction and
his resurrection.

A fundie girl said he went to hell to explain to those there why they
were there...this is also how she explained that her god indeed is
fair.

Same girl who believes men have less ribs than women.

Same girl who said that I am just as bad as Ted Bundy, because a sin is
a sin is a sin.

She's a gem.

Sounds like the moron who had the audacity to break up with me because he
"wasn't right with god". Oh please, like he was thinking that when I was in
his bed the night before :P