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"Bill M" |
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02 Sep 2007 06:40:32 PM |
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A GOOD CHRISTIAN |
THE BEST ROAD RAGE STORY EVER!!!
A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right
thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red
light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in frustration as
she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in
mid-rant and fully using obscenities, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer
ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police
station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in
a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you,
and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate
holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday
School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated 'Christian Fish' emblem on the
trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Re: A GOOD CHRISTIAN |
02 Sep 2007 09:48:17 PM |
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Hilarious :)
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"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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| User: "Blue Sun" |
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| Title: Re: A GOOD CHRISTIAN |
02 Sep 2007 11:40:58 PM |
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Reminds me of a quotation from Denis Diderot's Pensées Philosophiques (1746)
"One day a man was asked if there were any true atheists. Do you think, he
replied, there are any true Christians?"
hehe...
"Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" <MAILTOsecretary@carcosa.de> wrote in message
news:fbftdc$hfk$1@online.de...
Hilarious :)
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: A GOOD CHRISTIAN |
03 Sep 2007 01:57:27 PM |
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On Mon, 3 Sep 2007 00:40:58 -0400 there was an Ancient "Blue Sun"
<blue.sun@trashmail.com> who stoppeth one in alt.atheism
Reminds me of a quotation from Denis Diderot's Pensées Philosophiques (1746)
"One day a man was asked if there were any true atheists. Do you think, he
replied, there are any true Christians?"
hehe...
“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians
are so unlike your Christ.” - Mahatma Gandhi
“What do I think of Western civilisation? I think it would be a very
good idea.” - Mahatma Gandhi
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2011
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein
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| User: "Karl Johanson" |
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| Title: Re: A GOOD CHRISTIAN |
03 Sep 2007 03:00:05 PM |
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"Douglas Berry" <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians
are so unlike your Christ." - Mahatma Gandhi
Well, some Christians are pretty nasty (as are some from most groups).
According to the Bible though, Christ/god burns people for all eternity
if they don't follow a complex set of poorly defined, sometimes
contradictory rules. To that extent, I'm glad Christians aren't like
Christ.
Karl Johanson
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| User: "Christopher A.Lee" |
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| Title: Re: A GOOD CHRISTIAN |
03 Sep 2007 03:05:23 PM |
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 20:00:05 GMT, "Karl Johanson"
<karljohanson@shaw.ca> wrote:
"Douglas Berry" <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in
"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians
are so unlike your Christ." - Mahatma Gandhi
Well, some Christians are pretty nasty (as are some from most groups).
According to the Bible though, Christ/god burns people for all eternity
if they don't follow a complex set of poorly defined, sometimes
contradictory rules. To that extent, I'm glad Christians aren't like
Christ.
Fundamentalism makes them nasty, but as you say it's not just
Christians. What makes Christianity worse though, is that it is an
evangelising conversion religion which tells its followers to spread
the word - but it doesn't equip them to do it.
So they enter other people's space and insist in "discussing" it from
the presumption that it is all true, and accuse audiences of all kind
of personally nasty "reasons" why they're not interested. In the
audience's space where only one POV counts - the audience's.
Karl Johanson
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: AQOTM (theist's honorary nomination) Re: A GOOD CHRISTIAN |
03 Sep 2007 09:47:49 PM |
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Christopher A.Lee:
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 20:00:05 GMT, "Karl Johanson"
<karljohanson@shaw.ca> wrote:
Well, some Christians are pretty nasty (as are some from most groups).
According to the Bible though, Christ/god burns people for all eternity
if they don't follow a complex set of poorly defined, sometimes
contradictory rules. To that extent, I'm glad Christians aren't like
Christ.
BEGIN
Fundamentalism makes them nasty, but as you say it's not just
Christians. What makes Christianity worse though, is that it is an
evangelising conversion religion which tells its followers to spread
the word - but it doesn't equip them to do it.
So they enter other people's space and insist in "discussing" it from
the presumption that it is all true, and accuse audiences of all kind
of personally nasty "reasons" why they're not interested. In the
audience's space where only one POV counts - the audience's.
END
Nailed it down real good if you ask me.
Do some of my atheist pals support my honorary nomination? :)
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM (theist's honorary nomination) Re: A GOOD CHRISTIAN |
04 Sep 2007 01:25:05 AM |
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On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:47:49 +0200, "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian"
<MAILTOsecretary@carcosa.de> wrote:
Christopher A.Lee:
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 20:00:05 GMT, "Karl Johanson"
<karljohanson@shaw.ca> wrote:
Well, some Christians are pretty nasty (as are some from most groups).
According to the Bible though, Christ/god burns people for all eternity
if they don't follow a complex set of poorly defined, sometimes
contradictory rules. To that extent, I'm glad Christians aren't like
Christ.
BEGIN
Fundamentalism makes them nasty, but as you say it's not just
Christians. What makes Christianity worse though, is that it is an
evangelising conversion religion which tells its followers to spread
the word - but it doesn't equip them to do it.
So they enter other people's space and insist in "discussing" it from
the presumption that it is all true, and accuse audiences of all kind
of personally nasty "reasons" why they're not interested. In the
audience's space where only one POV counts - the audience's.
END
Nailed it down real good if you ask me.
Do some of my atheist pals support my honorary nomination? :)
Yep, seconded.
If that is not sufficient, I shall put it forward as a nomination
myself, right here and now.
Any seconders to this proposal?
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM (theist's honorary nomination) Re: A GOOD CHRISTIAN |
06 Sep 2007 02:49:06 AM |
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Michael Gray wrote:
On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:47:49 +0200, "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian"
<MAILTOsecretary@carcosa.de> wrote:
Christopher A.Lee:
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 20:00:05 GMT, "Karl Johanson"
<karljohanson@shaw.ca> wrote:
Well, some Christians are pretty nasty (as are some from most groups).
According to the Bible though, Christ/god burns people for all eternity
if they don't follow a complex set of poorly defined, sometimes
contradictory rules. To that extent, I'm glad Christians aren't like
Christ.
BEGIN
Fundamentalism makes them nasty, but as you say it's not just
Christians. What makes Christianity worse though, is that it is an
evangelising conversion religion which tells its followers to spread
the word - but it doesn't equip them to do it.
So they enter other people's space and insist in "discussing" it from
the presumption that it is all true, and accuse audiences of all kind
of personally nasty "reasons" why they're not interested. In the
audience's space where only one POV counts - the audience's.
END
Nailed it down real good if you ask me.
Do some of my atheist pals support my honorary nomination? :)
Yep, seconded.
Recorded. While Thurisaz says he's theist, I consider him a kindred
spirit and have no problem with his participation to this extent.
If that is not sufficient, I shall put it forward as a nomination
myself, right here and now.
Any seconders to this proposal?
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM (theist's honorary nomination) Re: A GOOD CHRISTIAN |
06 Sep 2007 03:44:30 AM |
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On Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:49:06 -0400, *nemo*
<nemo0037@earthlink.diespam.com> wrote:
Michael Gray wrote:
On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:47:49 +0200, "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian"
<MAILTOsecretary@carcosa.de> wrote:
Christopher A.Lee:
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 20:00:05 GMT, "Karl Johanson"
<karljohanson@shaw.ca> wrote:
Well, some Christians are pretty nasty (as are some from most groups).
According to the Bible though, Christ/god burns people for all eternity
if they don't follow a complex set of poorly defined, sometimes
contradictory rules. To that extent, I'm glad Christians aren't like
Christ.
BEGIN
Fundamentalism makes them nasty, but as you say it's not just
Christians. What makes Christianity worse though, is that it is an
evangelising conversion religion which tells its followers to spread
the word - but it doesn't equip them to do it.
So they enter other people's space and insist in "discussing" it from
the presumption that it is all true, and accuse audiences of all kind
of personally nasty "reasons" why they're not interested. In the
audience's space where only one POV counts - the audience's.
END
Nailed it down real good if you ask me.
Do some of my atheist pals support my honorary nomination? :)
Yep, seconded.
Recorded. While Thurisaz says he's theist, I consider him a kindred
spirit and have no problem with his participation to this extent.
:
Who says that atheists are not accomodating or inflexible? ;)
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| User: "J Young" |
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| Title: Re: A GOOD CHRISTIAN |
03 Sep 2007 12:13:13 AM |
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On Sep 2, 7:40?pm, "Bill M" <wm...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
THE BEST ROAD RAGE STORY EVER!!!
A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right
thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red
light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in frustration as
she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in
mid-rant and fully using obscenities, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer
ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police
station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in
a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you,
and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate
holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday
School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated 'Christian Fish' emblem on the
trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
Exactly, she was acting as a good Christian shouldn't. The police
officer was correct in assuming that maybe this wasn't her car.
Unfortunately, there are over 2 billion Christians world-wide and
they're all not perfect like you.
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| User: "Hatter" |
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| Title: Re: A GOOD CHRISTIAN |
04 Sep 2007 02:39:08 PM |
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On Sep 3, 1:13 am, J Young <younginsig...@aol.com> wrote:
On Sep 2, 7:40?pm, "Bill M" <wm...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
THE BEST ROAD RAGE STORY EVER!!!
A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right
thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red
light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in frustration as
she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in
mid-rant and fully using obscenities, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer
ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police
station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in
a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you,
and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate
holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday
School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated 'Christian Fish' emblem on the
trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
Exactly, she was acting as a good Christian shouldn't. The police
officer was correct in assuming that maybe this wasn't her car.
Unfortunately, there are over 2 billion Christians world-wide and
they're all not perfect like you.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Please direct me to a quote of Bills where he says he is perfect, and
you may have a point. Otherwise, you are lying.
Atheists aren't perfect, they are just less flawed in their
perspective of how the universe really works, than theists.
Hatter
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| User: "les_on_usenet" |
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| Title: Re: A GOOD CHRISTIAN |
03 Sep 2007 02:48:51 AM |
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On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 22:13:13 -0700, J Young <younginsights@aol.com>
wrote:
On Sep 2, 7:40?pm, "Bill M" <wm...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
THE BEST ROAD RAGE STORY EVER!!!
A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right
thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red
light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in frustration as
she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in
mid-rant and fully using obscenities, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer
ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police
station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in
a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you,
and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate
holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday
School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated 'Christian Fish' emblem on the
trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
Exactly, she was acting as a good Christian shouldn't. The police
officer was correct in assuming that maybe this wasn't her car.
Unfortunately, there are over 2 billion Christians world-wide and
they're all not perfect like you.
Your pomposity is almost as funny as the story itself. LOL
Actually I was suprised the officer thought the car was stolen
having seen the symbols. Maybe he does not come into contact
with the Christians we do here.
Les Hellawell
Greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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03 Sep 2007 07:38:29 PM |
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:48:51 +0100, les_on_usenet
<delete-unread@leswell.freeuk.com> wrote:
Actually I was suprised the officer thought the car was stolen
having seen the symbols. Maybe he does not come into contact
with the Christians we do here.
Or the ones I do every day on the road. I have a lot more respect for
the little old lady with the "Women are soldiers too" bumper sticker
than I have for the people with the Christian signs and symbols all
over the rear of the car who give you the horn and the finger if you
dare get in front of them when they're in a hurry.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: A GOOD CHRISTIAN |
04 Sep 2007 08:03:05 AM |
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:48:51 +0100, les_on_usenet wrote:
Actually I was suprised the officer thought the car was stolen having
seen the symbols. Maybe he does not come into contact with the
Christians we do here.
Oh and that reminds me...
The police regularly have a car stationed outside my mom's church on
Sundays because they catch so many people speeding (and otherwise
breaking traffic laws).
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"Warned you we tried! Listen you did not! Now screwed
we will all be!"
http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html
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| User: "les_on_usenet" |
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04 Sep 2007 08:27:34 AM |
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On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:03:05 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:48:51 +0100, les_on_usenet wrote:
Actually I was suprised the officer thought the car was stolen having
seen the symbols. Maybe he does not come into contact with the
Christians we do here.
Oh and that reminds me...
The police regularly have a car stationed outside my mom's church on
Sundays because they catch so many people speeding (and otherwise
breaking traffic laws).
Speeding past?
That's understandable :-)
Les Hellawell
Greetings from
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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04 Sep 2007 03:11:37 PM |
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On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 14:27:34 +0100, les_on_usenet wrote:
On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:03:05 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo>
wrote:
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:48:51 +0100, les_on_usenet wrote:
Actually I was suprised the officer thought the car was stolen having
seen the symbols. Maybe he does not come into contact with the
Christians we do here.
Oh and that reminds me...
The police regularly have a car stationed outside my mom's church on
Sundays because they catch so many people speeding (and otherwise
breaking traffic laws).
Speeding past?
That's understandable :-)
Would be, yes, but that's not what's happening.
It's the church goers leaving after services the cops are watching for...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"Just because it's inexplicted doesn't mean it's inexplicable."
- Dr. House
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| User: "MarkA" |
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04 Sep 2007 12:00:54 PM |
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On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:03:05 -0500, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:48:51 +0100, les_on_usenet wrote:
Actually I was suprised the officer thought the car was stolen having
seen the symbols. Maybe he does not come into contact with the
Christians we do here.
Oh and that reminds me...
The police regularly have a car stationed outside my mom's church on
Sundays because they catch so many people speeding (and otherwise
breaking traffic laws).
Instead of "How's my driving?" stickers, the Xtians should have "How's my
thinking?" along with the fish symbols.
--
MarkA
(My OTHER sig line is clever)
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: A GOOD CHRISTIAN |
05 Sep 2007 06:23:14 AM |
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On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:00:54 -0400, MarkA wrote:
On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:03:05 -0500, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:48:51 +0100, les_on_usenet wrote:
Actually I was suprised the officer thought the car was stolen having
seen the symbols. Maybe he does not come into contact with the
Christians we do here.
Oh and that reminds me...
The police regularly have a car stationed outside my mom's church on
Sundays because they catch so many people speeding (and otherwise
breaking traffic laws).
Instead of "How's my driving?" stickers, the Xtians should have "How's
my thinking?" along with the fish symbols.
Or...
"What was I thinking?"
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"How come God gets credit whenever something good happens? Where was he
when her heart stopped?"
- Dr. House
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: A GOOD CHRISTIAN |
06 Sep 2007 10:13:37 AM |
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On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 06:23:14 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:00:54 -0400, MarkA wrote:
On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:03:05 -0500, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:48:51 +0100, les_on_usenet wrote:
Actually I was suprised the officer thought the car was stolen having
seen the symbols. Maybe he does not come into contact with the
Christians we do here.
Oh and that reminds me...
The police regularly have a car stationed outside my mom's church on
Sundays because they catch so many people speeding (and otherwise
breaking traffic laws).
Instead of "How's my driving?" stickers, the Xtians should have "How's
my thinking?" along with the fish symbols.
Or...
"What was I thinking?"
And you posted the answer right after the question, didn't you? There
it is, in white and white.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: A GOOD CHRISTIAN |
04 Sep 2007 07:59:35 AM |
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:48:51 +0100, les_on_usenet wrote:
Actually I was suprised the officer thought the car was stolen having
seen the symbols. Maybe he does not come into contact with the
Christians we do here.
You should see the ones we have *here*.
I'm cynical enough these days that whenever I see someone acting like an
***** on the road, I start looking for one of those "fish" symbols or some
"god" bumper sticker.
I usually find one...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: A GOOD CHRISTIAN |
03 Sep 2007 07:35:01 PM |
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On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 22:13:13 -0700, J Young <younginsights@aol.com>
wrote:
Unfortunately, there are over 2 billion Christians world-wide
You got that right.
and they're all not perfect
Perfect people aren't Christians - Christians are all sinners.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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04 Sep 2007 07:57:10 AM |
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On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 22:13:13 -0700, J Young wrote:
Exactly, she was acting
You all are.
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"Can you unmasterbate to someone?"
- Bill Maher
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| User: "Azrael" |
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| Title: Re: A GOOD CHRISTIAN |
03 Sep 2007 03:51:43 PM |
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On Sep 3, 12:40 am, "Bill M" <wm...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
THE BEST ROAD RAGE STORY EVER!!!
A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right
thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red
light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in frustration as
she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in
mid-rant and fully using obscenities, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer
ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police
station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in
a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you,
and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate
holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday
School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated 'Christian Fish' emblem on the
trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
Thanks, gave me a nice laugh :)
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