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Religions > Atheism |
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"leo" |
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09 Nov 2006 09:19:19 AM |
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a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
A group of scientists from Italy want to clone Jesus, using cells from
the relic of the holy foresking that is venerated in the Church of the
Holy Heart in Napoli. This project has caused a great raucus among
conservatives from the Southern Baptist Convention, and the Catholic
Church that are in accord on this point. But there is a rumor that
the venerated relic was missed for a week last month, and miracusly
reapered last Saturday.
This Scientific project has caused a great lot of arguments pro and
con. I and some friends of mine are expectant to see the results of
the divine clonage. It come sto my mind countless questions about the
result of the clonage. Would the new Jesus show miraculous powers?
Will the new Jesus show as a child show miraculous wisdom arguing about
the law with the rabbies of Jerusalem? And most of wall, would he
resurrect the death people? Will he give the sight to the blinds?
Some of my friends are betting this holy relic is fake, and is not from
the times of Jesus, but a peace of dried flesh from the the ***** of a
billy goat. I am betting that this is a true relic from the foreskin
of the very Jesus that was called the Christ.
What is your opinion about?
Leo
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| User: "boxedin" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
09 Nov 2006 09:38:42 AM |
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If the suckers out there believe that by going to Benny Hinn they'll
get healed, they'll certainly believe this, and just about anything
else you throw at them.
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| User: "Stephen Knight" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
09 Nov 2006 08:51:35 PM |
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On 9 Nov 2006 07:19:19 -0800, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
I am betting that this is a true relic from the foreskin
of the very Jesus that was called the Christ.
What is your opinion about?
I'm betting that CSI will find Peters DNA on the foreskin and that
he wasn't paid and didn't swallow.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
17 Nov 2006 11:56:55 PM |
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On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 18:51:35 -0800, Stephen Knight <wooly51@comcast.net>
wrote in alt.atheism
On 9 Nov 2006 07:19:19 -0800, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
I am betting that this is a true relic from the foreskin
of the very Jesus that was called the Christ.
What is your opinion about?
I'm betting that CSI will find Peters DNA on the foreskin and that
he wasn't paid and didn't swallow.
He paid for the privelidge{sp}
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
09 Nov 2006 02:10:44 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet leo
(leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
What is your opinion about?
How can they prove the foreskin was Jesus'?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
09 Nov 2006 09:27:27 PM |
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On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:10:44 GMT, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <Xns98767BE148E37vicman@66.75.164.120>
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet leo
(leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
What is your opinion about?
How can they prove the foreskin was Jesus'?
It's got stigmata.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
09 Nov 2006 11:11:24 PM |
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On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 13:57:27 +1030, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:10:44 GMT, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <Xns98767BE148E37vicman@66.75.164.120>
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet leo
(leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
What is your opinion about?
How can they prove the foreskin was Jesus'?
It's got stigmata.
Is that what that smell is?
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"We should do unto others as we would want them to do unto us. If I were an unborn
fetus I would want others to use force to protect me, therefore using force against
abortionists is *justifiable homocide*."
- "Pro-Life" doctor killer and corpse Paul Hill
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
10 Nov 2006 04:49:12 AM |
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On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 00:11:24 -0500, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
- Refer: <gf28l2durldj3inlioc3gcc5ccsvs2o4md@4ax.com>
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 13:57:27 +1030, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:10:44 GMT, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <Xns98767BE148E37vicman@66.75.164.120>
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet leo
(leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
What is your opinion about?
How can they prove the foreskin was Jesus'?
It's got stigmata.
Is that what that smell is?
'Stigmata', not smegma.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
10 Nov 2006 07:35:08 AM |
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On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 21:19:12 +1030, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 00:11:24 -0500, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
- Refer: <gf28l2durldj3inlioc3gcc5ccsvs2o4md@4ax.com>
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 13:57:27 +1030, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:10:44 GMT, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <Xns98767BE148E37vicman@66.75.164.120>
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet leo
(leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
What is your opinion about?
How can they prove the foreskin was Jesus'?
It's got stigmata.
Is that what that smell is?
'Stigmata', not smegma.
LOL
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
Imagine the people who believe such things and who are not ashamed
to ignore totally all the patient findings of thinking minds through all
the centuries since the Bible was written. And it is these ignorant
people, the most uneducated, the most unimaginative, the most unthinking
among us who would make themselves the guides and leaders of us all, who
would force their feeble and childish beliefs on us, who would invade
our schools and libraries and homes.
- Isaac Asimov
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
This signature was made by SigChanger.
You can find SigChanger at: http://www.phranc.nl/
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| User: "leo" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
09 Nov 2006 03:52:59 PM |
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Uncle Vic ha escrito:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet leo
(leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
What is your opinion about?
How can they prove the foreskin was Jesus'?
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Uncle Vic
Dear uncle:
You forgot the faith? If these scientists have a faith as big a grain
of mustard, they could move mountains. How are you doubting these
scientists have a faith?
If you have faith, this foreskin can be of Jesus, or even of
Zarathustra. You cannot put limits on the faith, it can move
mountains. Didn't you know?
Leopoldo
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
09 Nov 2006 09:07:10 PM |
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On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:52:59 -0800, leo wrote:
Uncle Vic ha escrito:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet leo
(leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
What is your opinion about?
How can they prove the foreskin was Jesus'?
--
Uncle Vic
Dear uncle:
You forgot the faith? If these scientists have a faith as big a grain
of mustard, they could move mountains. How are you doubting these
scientists have a faith?
If you have faith, this foreskin can be of Jesus, or even of
Zarathustra. You cannot put limits on the faith, it can move
mountains. Didn't you know?
So, move a mountain for us...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"...otherwise, we're looking at the potential
of this kind of world:.... a world in which
oil reserves are controlled by radicals in order
to extract blackmail from the West..." [George Bush]
Wait... oil reserves?
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| User: "Frank Mayhar" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
09 Nov 2006 10:31:06 PM |
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On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:07:10 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:52:59 -0800, leo wrote:
You forgot the faith? If these scientists have a faith as big a grain
of mustard, they could move mountains. How are you doubting these
scientists have a faith?
If you have faith, this foreskin can be of Jesus, or even of
Zarathustra. You cannot put limits on the faith, it can move
mountains. Didn't you know?
So, move a mountain for us...
They have faith in Jeebus, I have faith in large earthmoving equipment and
high explosives. We'll see just which gets that mountain moved first.
--
Frank Mayhar frank@exit.com http://www.exit.com/
Exit Consulting http://www.gpsclock.com/
http://www.exit.com/blog/frank/
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
10 Nov 2006 05:22:07 PM |
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On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:31:06 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:07:10 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:52:59 -0800, leo wrote:
You forgot the faith? If these scientists have a faith as big a grain
of mustard, they could move mountains. How are you doubting these
scientists have a faith?
If you have faith, this foreskin can be of Jesus, or even of
Zarathustra. You cannot put limits on the faith, it can move
mountains. Didn't you know?
So, move a mountain for us...
They have faith in Jeebus, I have faith in large earthmoving equipment and
high explosives. We'll see just which gets that mountain moved first.
Begin... now!
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"...otherwise, we're looking at the potential
of this kind of world:.... a world in which
oil reserves are controlled by radicals in order
to extract blackmail from the West..." [George Bush]
Wait... oil reserves?
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| User: "Frank Mayhar" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
10 Nov 2006 07:55:41 PM |
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On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:22:07 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:31:06 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:07:10 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:52:59 -0800, leo wrote:
You forgot the faith? If these scientists have a faith as big a grain
of mustard, they could move mountains. How are you doubting these
scientists have a faith?
If you have faith, this foreskin can be of Jesus, or even of
Zarathustra. You cannot put limits on the faith, it can move
mountains. Didn't you know?
So, move a mountain for us...
They have faith in Jeebus, I have faith in large earthmoving equipment and
high explosives. We'll see just which gets that mountain moved first.
Begin... now!
http://www.dudeworld.com.au/downloads/blast.wmv
--
Frank Mayhar frank@exit.com http://www.exit.com/
Exit Consulting http://www.gpsclock.com/
http://www.exit.com/blog/frank/
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
11 Nov 2006 08:56:40 AM |
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On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:55:41 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:22:07 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:31:06 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:07:10 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:52:59 -0800, leo wrote:
You forgot the faith? If these scientists have a faith as big a grain
of mustard, they could move mountains. How are you doubting these
scientists have a faith?
If you have faith, this foreskin can be of Jesus, or even of
Zarathustra. You cannot put limits on the faith, it can move
mountains. Didn't you know?
So, move a mountain for us...
They have faith in Jeebus, I have faith in large earthmoving equipment and
high explosives. We'll see just which gets that mountain moved first.
Begin... now!
http://www.dudeworld.com.au/downloads/blast.wmv
Hm... since I'm still stuck in modem hell, I try not to download much.
So I'll just imagine some nice, big explosions...
(Like, you know, reich winger heads after Tuesday)
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"...otherwise, we're looking at the potential
of this kind of world:.... a world in which
oil reserves are controlled by radicals in order
to extract blackmail from the West..." [George Bush]
Wait... oil reserves?
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
11 Nov 2006 09:53:31 AM |
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On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:56:40 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote
(in article <rJSdnei89PQ1ecjYnZ2dnUVZ_v6dnZ2d@giganews.com>):
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:55:41 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:22:07 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:31:06 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:07:10 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:52:59 -0800, leo wrote:
You forgot the faith? If these scientists have a faith as big a grain
of mustard, they could move mountains. How are you doubting these
scientists have a faith?
If you have faith, this foreskin can be of Jesus, or even of
Zarathustra. You cannot put limits on the faith, it can move
mountains. Didn't you know?
So, move a mountain for us...
They have faith in Jeebus, I have faith in large earthmoving equipment and
high explosives. We'll see just which gets that mountain moved first.
Begin... now!
http://www.dudeworld.com.au/downloads/blast.wmv
Hm... since I'm still stuck in modem hell, I try not to download much.
So I'll just imagine some nice, big explosions...
(Like, you know, reich winger heads after Tuesday)
Here is something not quite so large a download, from yesterday:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/ineedhelp.asp?date=20061110
"Pardon My Planet" is becoming one of my favorite comic strips, and this one
is very nice. Gotta wonder if the author is an atheist, several recent comics
have had a lot of fun at religion's expense.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
"(St. Paul)... preached holy acrimony, which is another
name for marriage."-12/31/95 issue of National Review
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
11 Nov 2006 10:30:50 AM |
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On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:53:31 -0600, Harry F. Leopold wrote:
On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:56:40 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote
(in article <rJSdnei89PQ1ecjYnZ2dnUVZ_v6dnZ2d@giganews.com>):
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:55:41 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:22:07 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:31:06 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:07:10 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:52:59 -0800, leo wrote:
You forgot the faith? If these scientists have a faith as big a grain
of mustard, they could move mountains. How are you doubting these
scientists have a faith?
If you have faith, this foreskin can be of Jesus, or even of
Zarathustra. You cannot put limits on the faith, it can move
mountains. Didn't you know?
So, move a mountain for us...
They have faith in Jeebus, I have faith in large earthmoving equipment and
high explosives. We'll see just which gets that mountain moved first.
Begin... now!
http://www.dudeworld.com.au/downloads/blast.wmv
Hm... since I'm still stuck in modem hell, I try not to download much.
So I'll just imagine some nice, big explosions...
(Like, you know, reich winger heads after Tuesday)
Here is something not quite so large a download, from yesterday:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/ineedhelp.asp?date=20061110
"Pardon My Planet" is becoming one of my favorite comic strips, and this one
is very nice. Gotta wonder if the author is an atheist, several recent comics
have had a lot of fun at religion's expense.
Actually, for the most part, I'm not clicking on any links except the rare
news story.
I have *got* to get a satellite service going...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"...otherwise, we're looking at the potential
of this kind of world:.... a world in which
oil reserves are controlled by radicals in order
to extract blackmail from the West..." [George Bush]
Wait... oil reserves?
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| User: "Frank Mayhar" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
11 Nov 2006 12:58:37 PM |
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On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:56:40 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:55:41 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:22:07 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:31:06 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:07:10 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:52:59 -0800, leo wrote:
You forgot the faith? If these scientists have a faith as big a grain
of mustard, they could move mountains. How are you doubting these
scientists have a faith?
If you have faith, this foreskin can be of Jesus, or even of
Zarathustra. You cannot put limits on the faith, it can move
mountains. Didn't you know?
So, move a mountain for us...
They have faith in Jeebus, I have faith in large earthmoving equipment and
high explosives. We'll see just which gets that mountain moved first.
Begin... now!
http://www.dudeworld.com.au/downloads/blast.wmv
Hm... since I'm still stuck in modem hell, I try not to download much.
So I'll just imagine some nice, big explosions...
Yes, there _was_ an earth-shattering kaboom. :-)
--
Frank Mayhar frank@exit.com http://www.exit.com/
Exit Consulting http://www.gpsclock.com/
http://www.exit.com/blog/frank/
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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11 Nov 2006 07:18:52 PM |
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On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:58:37 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:56:40 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:55:41 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:22:07 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:31:06 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:07:10 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:52:59 -0800, leo wrote:
You forgot the faith? If these scientists have a faith as big a grain
of mustard, they could move mountains. How are you doubting these
scientists have a faith?
If you have faith, this foreskin can be of Jesus, or even of
Zarathustra. You cannot put limits on the faith, it can move
mountains. Didn't you know?
So, move a mountain for us...
They have faith in Jeebus, I have faith in large earthmoving equipment and
high explosives. We'll see just which gets that mountain moved first.
Begin... now!
http://www.dudeworld.com.au/downloads/blast.wmv
Hm... since I'm still stuck in modem hell, I try not to download much.
So I'll just imagine some nice, big explosions...
Yes, there _was_ an earth-shattering kaboom. :-)
I swear, over here in Texas, you woulda thought it was the Fourth!
Oh, my personal favorite so far. I left the TV running for some reason or
other and Tucker "Buckley wannabe" Carlson showed up (oddly, he's given up
the bow tie since the Stewart incident) and had a panel of blockheads
yapping about--at least at the time--how Howard Dean needed to go.
Now, we're talking about the DNC chairman who led the party to control of
Congress for the first time in 12 years so they were expounding on how he
was wrong for the job and didn't do anything right anyway.
You don't get much more blatant than that...
(Unless you work for Murdoch)
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"...otherwise, we're looking at the potential
of this kind of world:.... a world in which
oil reserves are controlled by radicals in order
to extract blackmail from the West..." [George Bush]
Wait... oil reserves?
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
17 Nov 2006 10:07:50 PM |
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On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 19:18:52 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:58:37 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:56:40 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:55:41 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:22:07 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:31:06 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:07:10 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:52:59 -0800, leo wrote:
You forgot the faith? If these scientists have a faith as big a grain
of mustard, they could move mountains. How are you doubting these
scientists have a faith?
If you have faith, this foreskin can be of Jesus, or even of
Zarathustra. You cannot put limits on the faith, it can move
mountains. Didn't you know?
So, move a mountain for us...
They have faith in Jeebus, I have faith in large earthmoving equipment and
high explosives. We'll see just which gets that mountain moved first.
Begin... now!
http://www.dudeworld.com.au/downloads/blast.wmv
Hm... since I'm still stuck in modem hell, I try not to download much.
So I'll just imagine some nice, big explosions...
Yes, there _was_ an earth-shattering kaboom. :-)
I swear, over here in Texas, you woulda thought it was the Fourth!
Oh, my personal favorite so far. I left the TV running for some reason or
other and Tucker "Buckley wannabe" Carlson showed up (oddly, he's given up
the bow tie since the Stewart incident) and had a panel of blockheads
yapping about--at least at the time--how Howard Dean needed to go.
Stewart incident?
Now, we're talking about the DNC chairman who led the party to control of
Congress for the first time in 12 years so they were expounding on how he
was wrong for the job and didn't do anything right anyway.
You don't get much more blatant than that...
(Unless you work for Murdoch)
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
18 Nov 2006 01:53:03 PM |
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On Fri, 17 Nov 2006 20:07:50 -0800, stoney wrote:
On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 19:18:52 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:58:37 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:56:40 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:55:41 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:22:07 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:31:06 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:07:10 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:52:59 -0800, leo wrote:
You forgot the faith? If these scientists have a faith as big a
grain of mustard, they could move mountains. How are you
doubting these scientists have a faith?
If you have faith, this foreskin can be of Jesus, or even of
Zarathustra. You cannot put limits on the faith, it can move
mountains. Didn't you know?
So, move a mountain for us...
They have faith in Jeebus, I have faith in large earthmoving
equipment and high explosives. We'll see just which gets that
mountain moved first.
Begin... now!
http://www.dudeworld.com.au/downloads/blast.wmv
Hm... since I'm still stuck in modem hell, I try not to download
much.
So I'll just imagine some nice, big explosions...
Yes, there _was_ an earth-shattering kaboom.
I swear, over here in Texas, you woulda thought it was the Fourth!
Oh, my personal favorite so far. I left the TV running for some reason
or other and Tucker "Buckley wannabe" Carlson showed up (oddly, he's
given up the bow tie since the Stewart incident) and had a panel of
blockheads yapping about--at least at the time--how Howard Dean needed
to go.
Stewart incident?
You didn't see or hear about Jon Stewart on Crossfire? When they were
expecting Stewart to be a clown and instead he got serious on them? Oh it
was *fun.
http://mediamatters.org/items/200410160003
Stewart's parting shot: "You know what's interesting, though? You're as big
a ***** on your show as you are on any show."
Anywho, it apparently embarrassed CNN so badly, they canceled the show and
Carlson seems to have left CNN to, ahem, pursue other career opportunities...
(On MSNBC. Which is, much as I like Olbermann, the backwater of cable news)
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Mark K. Bilbo
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There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels.
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
20 Nov 2006 01:48:41 PM |
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On Sat, 18 Nov 2006 13:53:03 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Fri, 17 Nov 2006 20:07:50 -0800, stoney wrote:
On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 19:18:52 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:58:37 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:56:40 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:55:41 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:22:07 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:31:06 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:07:10 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:52:59 -0800, leo wrote:
You forgot the faith? If these scientists have a faith as big a
grain of mustard, they could move mountains. How are you
doubting these scientists have a faith?
If you have faith, this foreskin can be of Jesus, or even of
Zarathustra. You cannot put limits on the faith, it can move
mountains. Didn't you know?
So, move a mountain for us...
They have faith in Jeebus, I have faith in large earthmoving
equipment and high explosives. We'll see just which gets that
mountain moved first.
Begin... now!
http://www.dudeworld.com.au/downloads/blast.wmv
Hm... since I'm still stuck in modem hell, I try not to download
much.
So I'll just imagine some nice, big explosions...
Yes, there _was_ an earth-shattering kaboom.
I swear, over here in Texas, you woulda thought it was the Fourth!
Oh, my personal favorite so far. I left the TV running for some reason
or other and Tucker "Buckley wannabe" Carlson showed up (oddly, he's
given up the bow tie since the Stewart incident) and had a panel of
blockheads yapping about--at least at the time--how Howard Dean needed
to go.
Stewart incident?
You didn't see or hear about Jon Stewart on Crossfire?
No. I rarely pay attention to the idiot box.
When they were
expecting Stewart to be a clown and instead he got serious on them? Oh it
was *fun.
http://mediamatters.org/items/200410160003
Stewart ate them for lunch. Cool.
Stewart's parting shot: "You know what's interesting, though? You're as big
a ***** on your show as you are on any show."
Anywho, it apparently embarrassed CNN so badly, they canceled the show and
Carlson seems to have left CNN to, ahem, pursue other career opportunities...
(On MSNBC. Which is, much as I like Olbermann, the backwater of cable news)
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
20 Nov 2006 02:29:34 PM |
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On Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:48:41 -0800, stoney wrote:
On Sat, 18 Nov 2006 13:53:03 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Fri, 17 Nov 2006 20:07:50 -0800, stoney wrote:
On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 19:18:52 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:58:37 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:56:40 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:55:41 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:22:07 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:31:06 -0800, Frank Mayhar wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:07:10 -0600, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:52:59 -0800, leo wrote:
You forgot the faith? If these scientists have a faith as big a
grain of mustard, they could move mountains. How are you
doubting these scientists have a faith?
If you have faith, this foreskin can be of Jesus, or even of
Zarathustra. You cannot put limits on the faith, it can move
mountains. Didn't you know?
So, move a mountain for us...
They have faith in Jeebus, I have faith in large earthmoving
equipment and high explosives. We'll see just which gets that
mountain moved first.
Begin... now!
http://www.dudeworld.com.au/downloads/blast.wmv
Hm... since I'm still stuck in modem hell, I try not to download
much.
So I'll just imagine some nice, big explosions...
Yes, there _was_ an earth-shattering kaboom.
I swear, over here in Texas, you woulda thought it was the Fourth!
Oh, my personal favorite so far. I left the TV running for some reason
or other and Tucker "Buckley wannabe" Carlson showed up (oddly, he's
given up the bow tie since the Stewart incident) and had a panel of
blockheads yapping about--at least at the time--how Howard Dean needed
to go.
Stewart incident?
You didn't see or hear about Jon Stewart on Crossfire?
No. I rarely pay attention to the idiot box.
When they were
expecting Stewart to be a clown and instead he got serious on them? Oh it
was *fun.
http://mediamatters.org/items/200410160003
Stewart ate them for lunch. Cool.
It was *funny. <G>
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due
to the absence, from Jerusalem, of a lunatic asylum.
-Havelock Ellis
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| User: "dasjotre" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
09 Nov 2006 10:20:20 AM |
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leo wrote:
<snip>
Which promptly beseeches the question:
"Who would Jesus clone?"
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| User: "Tim McGaughy" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
09 Nov 2006 11:03:18 PM |
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leo wrote:
A group of scientists from Italy want to clone Jesus, using cells from
the relic of the holy foresking that is venerated in the Church of the
Holy Heart in Napoli. This project has caused a great raucus among
conservatives from the Southern Baptist Convention, and the Catholic
Church that are in accord on this point. But there is a rumor that
the venerated relic was missed for a week last month, and miracusly
reapered last Saturday.
This Scientific project has caused a great lot of arguments pro and
con. I and some friends of mine are expectant to see the results of
the divine clonage. It come sto my mind countless questions about the
result of the clonage. Would the new Jesus show miraculous powers?
Will the new Jesus show as a child show miraculous wisdom arguing about
the law with the rabbies of Jerusalem? And most of wall, would he
resurrect the death people? Will he give the sight to the blinds?
Some of my friends are betting this holy relic is fake, and is not from
the times of Jesus, but a peace of dried flesh from the the ***** of a
billy goat. I am betting that this is a true relic from the foreskin
of the very Jesus that was called the Christ.
What is your opinion about?
If someone actually manages to do this, the result will be the greatest
comedic punchline in 2000 years.
I say go for it.
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