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"leo" |
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09 Nov 2006 09:18:54 AM |
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a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
A group of scientists from Italy want to clone Jesus, using cells from
the relic of the holy foresking that is venerated in the Church of the
Holy Heart in Napoli. This project has caused a great raucus among
conservatives from the Southern Baptist Convention, and the Catholic
Church that are in accord on this point. But there is a rumor that
the venerated relic was missed for a week last month, and miracusly
reapered last Saturday.
This Scientific project has caused a great lot of arguments pro and
con. I and some friends of mine are expectant to see the results of
the divine clonage. It come sto my mind countless questions about the
result of the clonage. Would the new Jesus show miraculous powers?
Will the new Jesus show as a child show miraculous wisdom arguing about
the law with the rabbies of Jerusalem? And most of wall, would he
resurrect the death people? Will he give the sight to the blinds?
Some of my friends are betting this holy relic is fake, and is not from
the times of Jesus, but a peace of dried flesh from the the ***** of a
billy goat. I am betting that this is a true relic from the foreskin
of the very Jesus that was called the Christ.
What is your opinion about?
Leo
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
09 Nov 2006 02:13:52 PM |
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"leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1163085534.608148.129070@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
A group of scientists from Italy want to clone Jesus, using cells from
the relic of the holy foresking that is venerated in the Church of the
Holy Heart in Napoli. This project has caused a great raucus among
conservatives from the Southern Baptist Convention, and the Catholic
Church that are in accord on this point. But there is a rumor that
the venerated relic was missed for a week last month, and miracusly
reapered last Saturday.
This Scientific project has caused a great lot of arguments pro and
con. I and some friends of mine are expectant to see the results of
the divine clonage. It come sto my mind countless questions about the
result of the clonage. Would the new Jesus show miraculous powers?
Will the new Jesus show as a child show miraculous wisdom arguing about
the law with the rabbies of Jerusalem? And most of wall, would he
resurrect the death people? Will he give the sight to the blinds?
Some of my friends are betting this holy relic is fake, and is not from
the times of Jesus, but a peace of dried flesh from the the ***** of a
billy goat. I am betting that this is a true relic from the foreskin
of the very Jesus that was called the Christ.
What is your opinion about?
This is a joke, right?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "AZ Nomad" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
09 Nov 2006 02:21:12 PM |
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On Thu, 9 Nov 2006 15:13:52 -0500, Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1163085534.608148.129070@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
A group of scientists from Italy want to clone Jesus, using cells from
the relic of the holy foresking that is venerated in the Church of the
Holy Heart in Napoli. This project has caused a great raucus among
conservatives from the Southern Baptist Convention, and the Catholic
Church that are in accord on this point. But there is a rumor that
the venerated relic was missed for a week last month, and miracusly
reapered last Saturday.
This Scientific project has caused a great lot of arguments pro and
con. I and some friends of mine are expectant to see the results of
the divine clonage. It come sto my mind countless questions about the
result of the clonage. Would the new Jesus show miraculous powers?
Will the new Jesus show as a child show miraculous wisdom arguing about
the law with the rabbies of Jerusalem? And most of wall, would he
resurrect the death people? Will he give the sight to the blinds?
Some of my friends are betting this holy relic is fake, and is not from
the times of Jesus, but a peace of dried flesh from the the ***** of a
billy goat. I am betting that this is a true relic from the foreskin
of the very Jesus that was called the Christ.
What is your opinion about?
This is a joke, right?
The whole religion is a joke. Satirizing it is redundant.
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| User: "boxedin" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
09 Nov 2006 02:43:06 PM |
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I just checked it out. They're testing the foreskin now. They expect to
have the results very soon. The cloning will not be delayed.
Larry King has already invited scientists to appear on his show next
week. King also expects to have Jesus on after the cloning has been
completed.
Bush was heard to say about the cloning: "There's no fucking way he's
getting my job."
A press release from the Vatican stated: "Even if it works, we'll
continue to do our own thing. We don't need anyone coming in here now
messing things up. And if he thinks he's getting the Pope's hat, he's
got another thing coming."
Bin Laden was quoted as saying: "As with everyone else, we will kill
him as soon as possible."
The Prime Minister of Israel was quoted as simply saying: "Not again."
The Dalai Lama: "Who?"
Benny Hinn: "*****, party's over guys...let's clear out..."
Satan: "I wish I had a foreskin."
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
09 Nov 2006 05:23:52 PM |
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On 9 Nov 2006 12:43:06 -0800, "boxedin" <gordo401@hotmail.com> wrote:
I just checked it out. They're testing the foreskin now. They expect to
have the results very soon. The cloning will not be delayed.
Larry King has already invited scientists to appear on his show next
week. King also expects to have Jesus on after the cloning has been
completed.
Bush was heard to say about the cloning: "There's no fucking way he's
getting my job."
A press release from the Vatican stated: "Even if it works, we'll
continue to do our own thing. We don't need anyone coming in here now
messing things up. And if he thinks he's getting the Pope's hat, he's
got another thing coming."
Bin Laden was quoted as saying: "As with everyone else, we will kill
him as soon as possible."
The Prime Minister of Israel was quoted as simply saying: "Not again."
The Dalai Lama: "Who?"
Benny Hinn: "*****, party's over guys...let's clear out..."
Satan: "I wish I had a foreskin."
Some unrecognized Italian: "Where did I put that box of nails?"
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the harmony of all that exists, but
not in a God who concerns himself with the fate and actions of human beings."
-A. Einstein (1929 -- Einstein Archive 33-272)
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
18 Nov 2006 10:03:17 AM |
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On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 18:23:52 -0500, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote
in alt.atheism
On 9 Nov 2006 12:43:06 -0800, "boxedin" <gordo401@hotmail.com> wrote:
I just checked it out. They're testing the foreskin now. They expect to
have the results very soon. The cloning will not be delayed.
Larry King has already invited scientists to appear on his show next
week. King also expects to have Jesus on after the cloning has been
completed.
Bush was heard to say about the cloning: "There's no fucking way he's
getting my job."
A press release from the Vatican stated: "Even if it works, we'll
continue to do our own thing. We don't need anyone coming in here now
messing things up. And if he thinks he's getting the Pope's hat, he's
got another thing coming."
Bin Laden was quoted as saying: "As with everyone else, we will kill
him as soon as possible."
The Prime Minister of Israel was quoted as simply saying: "Not again."
The Dalai Lama: "Who?"
Benny Hinn: "*****, party's over guys...let's clear out..."
Satan: "I wish I had a foreskin."
Some unrecognized Italian: "Where did I put that box of nails?"
The river of D nails.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
18 Nov 2006 01:57:15 PM |
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On Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:03:17 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <hlbul2ldbbdhrld9svv5eqvnk8n8qmq45k@4ax.com>
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 18:23:52 -0500, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote
in alt.atheism
On 9 Nov 2006 12:43:06 -0800, "boxedin" <gordo401@hotmail.com> wrote:
I just checked it out. They're testing the foreskin now. They expect to
have the results very soon. The cloning will not be delayed.
Larry King has already invited scientists to appear on his show next
week. King also expects to have Jesus on after the cloning has been
completed.
Bush was heard to say about the cloning: "There's no fucking way he's
getting my job."
A press release from the Vatican stated: "Even if it works, we'll
continue to do our own thing. We don't need anyone coming in here now
messing things up. And if he thinks he's getting the Pope's hat, he's
got another thing coming."
Bin Laden was quoted as saying: "As with everyone else, we will kill
him as soon as possible."
The Prime Minister of Israel was quoted as simply saying: "Not again."
The Dalai Lama: "Who?"
Benny Hinn: "*****, party's over guys...let's clear out..."
Satan: "I wish I had a foreskin."
Some unrecognized Italian: "Where did I put that box of nails?"
The river of D nails.
The Diet of Staples.
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| User: "stoney" |
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20 Nov 2006 01:49:33 PM |
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On Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:27:15 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:03:17 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <hlbul2ldbbdhrld9svv5eqvnk8n8qmq45k@4ax.com>
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 18:23:52 -0500, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote
in alt.atheism
On 9 Nov 2006 12:43:06 -0800, "boxedin" <gordo401@hotmail.com> wrote:
I just checked it out. They're testing the foreskin now. They expect to
have the results very soon. The cloning will not be delayed.
Larry King has already invited scientists to appear on his show next
week. King also expects to have Jesus on after the cloning has been
completed.
Bush was heard to say about the cloning: "There's no fucking way he's
getting my job."
A press release from the Vatican stated: "Even if it works, we'll
continue to do our own thing. We don't need anyone coming in here now
messing things up. And if he thinks he's getting the Pope's hat, he's
got another thing coming."
Bin Laden was quoted as saying: "As with everyone else, we will kill
him as soon as possible."
The Prime Minister of Israel was quoted as simply saying: "Not again."
The Dalai Lama: "Who?"
Benny Hinn: "*****, party's over guys...let's clear out..."
Satan: "I wish I had a foreskin."
Some unrecognized Italian: "Where did I put that box of nails?"
The river of D nails.
The Diet of Staples.
People are encouraged to eat a staple diet.....
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
20 Nov 2006 03:29:30 PM |
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On Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:49:33 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <nl14m25lg85cm1vp1o0bt9ar0fma7hdhnk@4ax.com>
On Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:27:15 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:03:17 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <hlbul2ldbbdhrld9svv5eqvnk8n8qmq45k@4ax.com>
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 18:23:52 -0500, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote
in alt.atheism
On 9 Nov 2006 12:43:06 -0800, "boxedin" <gordo401@hotmail.com> wrote:
I just checked it out. They're testing the foreskin now. They expect to
have the results very soon. The cloning will not be delayed.
Larry King has already invited scientists to appear on his show next
week. King also expects to have Jesus on after the cloning has been
completed.
Bush was heard to say about the cloning: "There's no fucking way he's
getting my job."
A press release from the Vatican stated: "Even if it works, we'll
continue to do our own thing. We don't need anyone coming in here now
messing things up. And if he thinks he's getting the Pope's hat, he's
got another thing coming."
Bin Laden was quoted as saying: "As with everyone else, we will kill
him as soon as possible."
The Prime Minister of Israel was quoted as simply saying: "Not again."
The Dalai Lama: "Who?"
Benny Hinn: "*****, party's over guys...let's clear out..."
Satan: "I wish I had a foreskin."
Some unrecognized Italian: "Where did I put that box of nails?"
The river of D nails.
The Diet of Staples.
People are encouraged to eat a staple diet.....
Martin Luther had a Diet of Wurms.
--
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
25 Nov 2006 06:49:53 PM |
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On Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:59:30 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:49:33 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <nl14m25lg85cm1vp1o0bt9ar0fma7hdhnk@4ax.com>
[]
On 9 Nov 2006 12:43:06 -0800, "boxedin" <gordo401@hotmail.com> wrote:
I just checked it out. They're testing the foreskin now. They expect to
have the results very soon. The cloning will not be delayed.
Larry King has already invited scientists to appear on his show next
week. King also expects to have Jesus on after the cloning has been
completed.
Bush was heard to say about the cloning: "There's no fucking way he's
getting my job."
A press release from the Vatican stated: "Even if it works, we'll
continue to do our own thing. We don't need anyone coming in here now
messing things up. And if he thinks he's getting the Pope's hat, he's
got another thing coming."
Bin Laden was quoted as saying: "As with everyone else, we will kill
him as soon as possible."
The Prime Minister of Israel was quoted as simply saying: "Not again."
The Dalai Lama: "Who?"
Benny Hinn: "*****, party's over guys...let's clear out..."
Satan: "I wish I had a foreskin."
Some unrecognized Italian: "Where did I put that box of nails?"
The river of D nails.
The Diet of Staples.
People are encouraged to eat a staple diet.....
Martin Luther had a Diet of Wurms.
The salt of the earth.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
25 Nov 2006 11:11:58 PM |
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On Sat, 25 Nov 2006 16:49:53 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <j4phm21b3q1vilhjnf8dbukiuf6m0s3ssk@4ax.com>
On Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:59:30 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:49:33 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <nl14m25lg85cm1vp1o0bt9ar0fma7hdhnk@4ax.com>
[]
On 9 Nov 2006 12:43:06 -0800, "boxedin" <gordo401@hotmail.com> wrote:
I just checked it out. They're testing the foreskin now. They expect to
have the results very soon. The cloning will not be delayed.
Larry King has already invited scientists to appear on his show next
week. King also expects to have Jesus on after the cloning has been
completed.
Bush was heard to say about the cloning: "There's no fucking way he's
getting my job."
A press release from the Vatican stated: "Even if it works, we'll
continue to do our own thing. We don't need anyone coming in here now
messing things up. And if he thinks he's getting the Pope's hat, he's
got another thing coming."
Bin Laden was quoted as saying: "As with everyone else, we will kill
him as soon as possible."
The Prime Minister of Israel was quoted as simply saying: "Not again."
The Dalai Lama: "Who?"
Benny Hinn: "*****, party's over guys...let's clear out..."
Satan: "I wish I had a foreskin."
Some unrecognized Italian: "Where did I put that box of nails?"
The river of D nails.
The Diet of Staples.
People are encouraged to eat a staple diet.....
Martin Luther had a Diet of Wurms.
The salt of the earth.
A Lot?
--
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
27 Nov 2006 05:27:36 PM |
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On Sun, 26 Nov 2006 15:41:58 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Sat, 25 Nov 2006 16:49:53 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <j4phm21b3q1vilhjnf8dbukiuf6m0s3ssk@4ax.com>
On Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:59:30 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:49:33 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <nl14m25lg85cm1vp1o0bt9ar0fma7hdhnk@4ax.com>
[]
On 9 Nov 2006 12:43:06 -0800, "boxedin" <gordo401@hotmail.com> wrote:
I just checked it out. They're testing the foreskin now. They expect to
have the results very soon. The cloning will not be delayed.
Larry King has already invited scientists to appear on his show next
week. King also expects to have Jesus on after the cloning has been
completed.
Bush was heard to say about the cloning: "There's no fucking way he's
getting my job."
A press release from the Vatican stated: "Even if it works, we'll
continue to do our own thing. We don't need anyone coming in here now
messing things up. And if he thinks he's getting the Pope's hat, he's
got another thing coming."
Bin Laden was quoted as saying: "As with everyone else, we will kill
him as soon as possible."
The Prime Minister of Israel was quoted as simply saying: "Not again."
The Dalai Lama: "Who?"
Benny Hinn: "*****, party's over guys...let's clear out..."
Satan: "I wish I had a foreskin."
Some unrecognized Italian: "Where did I put that box of nails?"
The river of D nails.
The Diet of Staples.
People are encouraged to eat a staple diet.....
Martin Luther had a Diet of Wurms.
The salt of the earth.
A Lot?
A small residential one.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
28 Nov 2006 12:40:23 AM |
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On Mon, 27 Nov 2006 15:27:36 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <h2tmm2la24eajgkcvcbh3gb1440frifqs1@4ax.com>
On Sun, 26 Nov 2006 15:41:58 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Sat, 25 Nov 2006 16:49:53 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <j4phm21b3q1vilhjnf8dbukiuf6m0s3ssk@4ax.com>
On Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:59:30 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:49:33 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <nl14m25lg85cm1vp1o0bt9ar0fma7hdhnk@4ax.com>
[]
On 9 Nov 2006 12:43:06 -0800, "boxedin" <gordo401@hotmail.com> wrote:
I just checked it out. They're testing the foreskin now. They expect to
have the results very soon. The cloning will not be delayed.
Larry King has already invited scientists to appear on his show next
week. King also expects to have Jesus on after the cloning has been
completed.
Bush was heard to say about the cloning: "There's no fucking way he's
getting my job."
A press release from the Vatican stated: "Even if it works, we'll
continue to do our own thing. We don't need anyone coming in here now
messing things up. And if he thinks he's getting the Pope's hat, he's
got another thing coming."
Bin Laden was quoted as saying: "As with everyone else, we will kill
him as soon as possible."
The Prime Minister of Israel was quoted as simply saying: "Not again."
The Dalai Lama: "Who?"
Benny Hinn: "*****, party's over guys...let's clear out..."
Satan: "I wish I had a foreskin."
Some unrecognized Italian: "Where did I put that box of nails?"
The river of D nails.
The Diet of Staples.
People are encouraged to eat a staple diet.....
Martin Luther had a Diet of Wurms.
The salt of the earth.
A Lot?
A small residential one.
Sod 'em.
--
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| User: "stoney" |
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29 Nov 2006 07:43:05 PM |
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On Tue, 28 Nov 2006 17:10:23 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Mon, 27 Nov 2006 15:27:36 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <h2tmm2la24eajgkcvcbh3gb1440frifqs1@4ax.com>
On Sun, 26 Nov 2006 15:41:58 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
[]
On 9 Nov 2006 12:43:06 -0800, "boxedin" <gordo401@hotmail.com> wrote:
I just checked it out. They're testing the foreskin now. They expect to
have the results very soon. The cloning will not be delayed.
Larry King has already invited scientists to appear on his show next
week. King also expects to have Jesus on after the cloning has been
completed.
Bush was heard to say about the cloning: "There's no fucking way he's
getting my job."
A press release from the Vatican stated: "Even if it works, we'll
continue to do our own thing. We don't need anyone coming in here now
messing things up. And if he thinks he's getting the Pope's hat, he's
got another thing coming."
Bin Laden was quoted as saying: "As with everyone else, we will kill
him as soon as possible."
The Prime Minister of Israel was quoted as simply saying: "Not again."
The Dalai Lama: "Who?"
Benny Hinn: "*****, party's over guys...let's clear out..."
Satan: "I wish I had a foreskin."
Some unrecognized Italian: "Where did I put that box of nails?"
The river of D nails.
The Diet of Staples.
People are encouraged to eat a staple diet.....
Martin Luther had a Diet of Wurms.
The salt of the earth.
A Lot?
A small residential one.
Sod 'em.
That's insane!
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
09 Nov 2006 03:09:41 PM |
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On 9 Nov 2006 07:18:54 -0800, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <1163085534.608148.129070@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
A group of scientists from Italy want to clone Jesus, using cells from
the relic of the holy foresking that is venerated in the Church of the
Holy Heart in Napoli. This project has caused a great raucus among
conservatives from the Southern Baptist Convention, and the Catholic
Church that are in accord on this point. But there is a rumor that
the venerated relic was missed for a week last month, and miracusly
reapered last Saturday.
This Scientific project has caused a great lot of arguments pro and
con. I and some friends of mine are expectant to see the results of
the divine clonage. It come sto my mind countless questions about the
result of the clonage. Would the new Jesus show miraculous powers?
Will the new Jesus show as a child show miraculous wisdom arguing about
the law with the rabbies of Jerusalem? And most of wall, would he
resurrect the death people? Will he give the sight to the blinds?
Some of my friends are betting this holy relic is fake, and is not from
the times of Jesus, but a peace of dried flesh from the the ***** of a
billy goat. I am betting that this is a true relic from the foreskin
of the very Jesus that was called the Christ.
What is your opinion about?
Leo
Like the pieces of the true cross totalling 72 and a half tonnes,
there is enough holy prepuce to cover a football field.
Jesus must have had one hell of a wanger.
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
10 Nov 2006 06:11:57 PM |
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Michael Gray wrote:
On 9 Nov 2006 07:18:54 -0800, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <1163085534.608148.129070@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
A group of scientists from Italy want to clone Jesus, using cells from
the relic of the holy foresking that is venerated in the Church of the
Holy Heart in Napoli. This project has caused a great raucus among
conservatives from the Southern Baptist Convention, and the Catholic
Church that are in accord on this point. But there is a rumor that
the venerated relic was missed for a week last month, and miracusly
reapered last Saturday.
This Scientific project has caused a great lot of arguments pro and
con. I and some friends of mine are expectant to see the results of
the divine clonage. It come sto my mind countless questions about the
result of the clonage. Would the new Jesus show miraculous powers?
Will the new Jesus show as a child show miraculous wisdom arguing about
the law with the rabbies of Jerusalem? And most of wall, would he
resurrect the death people? Will he give the sight to the blinds?
Some of my friends are betting this holy relic is fake, and is not from
the times of Jesus, but a peace of dried flesh from the the ***** of a
billy goat. I am betting that this is a true relic from the foreskin
of the very Jesus that was called the Christ.
What is your opinion about?
Leo
Like the pieces of the true cross totalling 72 and a half tonnes,
there is enough holy prepuce to cover a football field.
Jesus must have had one hell of a wanger.
Enough holy prepuce to become Saturn's rings, according to Allatius'
De Praeputio Domini Nostri Jesu Christi Diatriba ("Discussion
concerning the Prepuce of our Lord Jesus Christ"):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
10 Nov 2006 08:11:47 PM |
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On 10 Nov 2006 16:11:57 -0800, "Father Haskell"
<fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote:
- Refer: <1163203917.398379.82550@h54g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
Michael Gray wrote:
On 9 Nov 2006 07:18:54 -0800, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <1163085534.608148.129070@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
A group of scientists from Italy want to clone Jesus, using cells from
the relic of the holy foresking that is venerated in the Church of the
Holy Heart in Napoli. This project has caused a great raucus among
conservatives from the Southern Baptist Convention, and the Catholic
Church that are in accord on this point. But there is a rumor that
the venerated relic was missed for a week last month, and miracusly
reapered last Saturday.
This Scientific project has caused a great lot of arguments pro and
con. I and some friends of mine are expectant to see the results of
the divine clonage. It come sto my mind countless questions about the
result of the clonage. Would the new Jesus show miraculous powers?
Will the new Jesus show as a child show miraculous wisdom arguing about
the law with the rabbies of Jerusalem? And most of wall, would he
resurrect the death people? Will he give the sight to the blinds?
Some of my friends are betting this holy relic is fake, and is not from
the times of Jesus, but a peace of dried flesh from the the ***** of a
billy goat. I am betting that this is a true relic from the foreskin
of the very Jesus that was called the Christ.
What is your opinion about?
Leo
Like the pieces of the true cross totalling 72 and a half tonnes,
there is enough holy prepuce to cover a football field.
Jesus must have had one hell of a wanger.
Enough holy prepuce to become Saturn's rings, according to Allatius'
De Praeputio Domini Nostri Jesu Christi Diatriba ("Discussion
concerning the Prepuce of our Lord Jesus Christ"):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce
I'm glad that he avoided the comparison with "the rings around
Uranus".
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| User: "Stephen Knight" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
10 Nov 2006 09:12:51 PM |
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On 10 Nov 2006 16:11:57 -0800, "Father Haskell"
A group of scientists from Italy want to clone Jesus, using cells from
the relic of the holy foresking that is venerated in the Church of the
Holy Heart in Napoli.
Wouldn't it be great if they did it and he woke up and demanded
anal sex from a priest.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
18 Nov 2006 10:03:47 AM |
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On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:39:41 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On 9 Nov 2006 07:18:54 -0800, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <1163085534.608148.129070@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
A group of scientists from Italy want to clone Jesus, using cells from
the relic of the holy foresking that is venerated in the Church of the
Holy Heart in Napoli. This project has caused a great raucus among
conservatives from the Southern Baptist Convention, and the Catholic
Church that are in accord on this point. But there is a rumor that
the venerated relic was missed for a week last month, and miracusly
reapered last Saturday.
This Scientific project has caused a great lot of arguments pro and
con. I and some friends of mine are expectant to see the results of
the divine clonage. It come sto my mind countless questions about the
result of the clonage. Would the new Jesus show miraculous powers?
Will the new Jesus show as a child show miraculous wisdom arguing about
the law with the rabbies of Jerusalem? And most of wall, would he
resurrect the death people? Will he give the sight to the blinds?
Some of my friends are betting this holy relic is fake, and is not from
the times of Jesus, but a peace of dried flesh from the the ***** of a
billy goat. I am betting that this is a true relic from the foreskin
of the very Jesus that was called the Christ.
What is your opinion about?
Leo
Like the pieces of the true cross totalling 72 and a half tonnes,
there is enough holy prepuce to cover a football field.
Jesus must have had one hell of a wanger.
The character was all *****.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
18 Nov 2006 01:58:02 PM |
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On Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:03:47 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <lmbul2h50ru42d0leil3amppf5v9ag5cic@4ax.com>
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:39:41 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On 9 Nov 2006 07:18:54 -0800, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <1163085534.608148.129070@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
A group of scientists from Italy want to clone Jesus, using cells from
the relic of the holy foresking that is venerated in the Church of the
Holy Heart in Napoli. This project has caused a great raucus among
conservatives from the Southern Baptist Convention, and the Catholic
Church that are in accord on this point. But there is a rumor that
the venerated relic was missed for a week last month, and miracusly
reapered last Saturday.
This Scientific project has caused a great lot of arguments pro and
con. I and some friends of mine are expectant to see the results of
the divine clonage. It come sto my mind countless questions about the
result of the clonage. Would the new Jesus show miraculous powers?
Will the new Jesus show as a child show miraculous wisdom arguing about
the law with the rabbies of Jerusalem? And most of wall, would he
resurrect the death people? Will he give the sight to the blinds?
Some of my friends are betting this holy relic is fake, and is not from
the times of Jesus, but a peace of dried flesh from the the ***** of a
billy goat. I am betting that this is a true relic from the foreskin
of the very Jesus that was called the Christ.
What is your opinion about?
Leo
Like the pieces of the true cross totalling 72 and a half tonnes,
there is enough holy prepuce to cover a football field.
Jesus must have had one hell of a wanger.
The character was all *****.
His believers are all huge pricks, that's for sure.
--
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
20 Nov 2006 01:50:12 PM |
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On Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:28:02 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:03:47 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <lmbul2h50ru42d0leil3amppf5v9ag5cic@4ax.com>
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:39:41 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On 9 Nov 2006 07:18:54 -0800, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <1163085534.608148.129070@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
A group of scientists from Italy want to clone Jesus, using cells from
the relic of the holy foresking that is venerated in the Church of the
Holy Heart in Napoli. This project has caused a great raucus among
conservatives from the Southern Baptist Convention, and the Catholic
Church that are in accord on this point. But there is a rumor that
the venerated relic was missed for a week last month, and miracusly
reapered last Saturday.
This Scientific project has caused a great lot of arguments pro and
con. I and some friends of mine are expectant to see the results of
the divine clonage. It come sto my mind countless questions about the
result of the clonage. Would the new Jesus show miraculous powers?
Will the new Jesus show as a child show miraculous wisdom arguing about
the law with the rabbies of Jerusalem? And most of wall, would he
resurrect the death people? Will he give the sight to the blinds?
Some of my friends are betting this holy relic is fake, and is not from
the times of Jesus, but a peace of dried flesh from the the ***** of a
billy goat. I am betting that this is a true relic from the foreskin
of the very Jesus that was called the Christ.
What is your opinion about?
Leo
Like the pieces of the true cross totalling 72 and a half tonnes,
there is enough holy prepuce to cover a football field.
Jesus must have had one hell of a wanger.
The character was all *****.
His believers are all huge pricks, that's for sure.
Nah, no cartilidge all foreskin.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
20 Nov 2006 03:30:04 PM |
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On Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:50:12 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <2n14m2lv494cfai8c1di5lsi3jnu3ojdhu@4ax.com>
On Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:28:02 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:03:47 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <lmbul2h50ru42d0leil3amppf5v9ag5cic@4ax.com>
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:39:41 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
On 9 Nov 2006 07:18:54 -0800, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <1163085534.608148.129070@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
A group of scientists from Italy want to clone Jesus, using cells from
the relic of the holy foresking that is venerated in the Church of the
Holy Heart in Napoli. This project has caused a great raucus among
conservatives from the Southern Baptist Convention, and the Catholic
Church that are in accord on this point. But there is a rumor that
the venerated relic was missed for a week last month, and miracusly
reapered last Saturday.
This Scientific project has caused a great lot of arguments pro and
con. I and some friends of mine are expectant to see the results of
the divine clonage. It come sto my mind countless questions about the
result of the clonage. Would the new Jesus show miraculous powers?
Will the new Jesus show as a child show miraculous wisdom arguing about
the law with the rabbies of Jerusalem? And most of wall, would he
resurrect the death people? Will he give the sight to the blinds?
Some of my friends are betting this holy relic is fake, and is not from
the times of Jesus, but a peace of dried flesh from the the ***** of a
billy goat. I am betting that this is a true relic from the foreskin
of the very Jesus that was called the Christ.
What is your opinion about?
Leo
Like the pieces of the true cross totalling 72 and a half tonnes,
there is enough holy prepuce to cover a football field.
Jesus must have had one hell of a wanger.
The character was all *****.
His believers are all huge pricks, that's for sure.
Nah, no cartilidge all foreskin.
No backbone whatsoever.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: a group of scientists to clone Jesus |
17 Nov 2006 09:57:10 PM |
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On 9 Nov 2006 07:18:54 -0800, "leo" <leopoldo.perdomo@gmail.com> wrote
in alt.atheism
A group of scientists from Italy want to clone Jesus, using cells from
the relic of the holy foresking that is venerated in the Church of the
Holy Heart in Napoli. This project has caused a great raucus among
conservatives from the Southern Baptist Convention, and the Catholic
Church that are in accord on this point. But there is a rumor that
the venerated relic was missed for a week last month, and miracusly
reapered last Saturday.
This Scientific project has caused a great lot of arguments pro and
con. I and some friends of mine are expectant to see the results of
the divine clonage. It come sto my mind countless questions about the
result of the clonage. Would the new Jesus show miraculous powers?
Will the new Jesus show as a child show miraculous wisdom arguing about
the law with the rabbies of Jerusalem? And most of wall, would he
resurrect the death people? Will he give the sight to the blinds?
Some of my friends are betting this holy relic is fake, and is not from
the times of Jesus, but a peace of dried flesh from the the ***** of a
billy goat. I am betting that this is a true relic from the foreskin
of the very Jesus that was called the Christ.
What is your opinion about?
My opinion is you'll lose your bet.
Leo
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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